The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao
by Junot Díaz
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This is the long-awaited first novel from one of the most original and memorable writers working
Things have never been easy for Oscar, a sweet but disastrously overweight, lovesick Dominican
ghetto nerd. From his home in New Jersey, where he lives with his old-world mother and rebellious
sister, Oscar dreams of becoming the Dominican J. R. R. Tolkien and, most of all, of finding love. But
he may never get what he wants, thanks to the Fuku´ — the curse that has haunted the Oscar’s
family for generations, dooming them to prison, torture, tragic accidents, and, above all, ill-starred
love. Oscar, still waiting for his first kiss, is just its most recent victim.
Díaz immerses us in the tumultuous life of Oscar and the history of the family at large, rendering
with genuine warmth and dazzling energy, humor, and insight the Dominican-American experience,
and, ultimately, the endless human capacity to persevere in the face of heartbreak and loss. A true
literary triumph, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao confirms Junot Díaz as one of the best and
most exciting voices of our time.
They say it came first from Africa, carried in the screams of the enslaved; that it was the death
bane of the Taínos, uttered just as one world perished and another began; that it was a demon
drawn into Creation through the nightmare door that was cracked open in the Antilles. Fukú
americanus, or more colloquially; fukú — generally a curse or a doom of some kind; specifically the
Curse and the Doom of the New World. Also called the fukú of the Admiral because the Admiral was
both its midwife and one of its great European victims; despite ‘discovering’ the New World the
Admiral died miserable and syphilitic, hearing (dique) divine voices. In Santo Domingo, the Land He
Loved Best (what Oscar, at the end, would call the Ground Zero of the New World), the Admiral’s
very name has become synonymous with both kinds of fukú, little and large; to say his name aloud
or even to hear it is to invite calamity on the heads of you and yours. No matter what its name or
provenance, it is believed that the arrival of Europeans on Hispaniola unleashed the fukú on the
world, and we’ve all been in the shit ever since. Santo Domingo might be fukú’s Kilometer Zero, its
port of entry, but we are all of us its children, whether we know it or not.
But the fukú ain’t just ancient history, a ghost story from the past with no power to scare. In my
parents’ day the fukú was real as shit, something your everyday person could believe in. Everybody
knew someone who’d been eaten by a fukú, just like everybody knew somebody who worked up in
the Palacio. It was in the air, you could say, though, like all the most important things on the Island,
not something folks really talked about. But in those elder days, fukú had it good; it even had a
hypeman of sorts, a high priest, you could say: Our then dictator-for-life Rafael Leónidas Trujillo
≡ For those of you who missed your mandatory two seconds of Dominican history: Trujillo, one of the twentieth
century’s most infamous dictators, ruled the Dominican Republic between 1930 and 1961 with an implacable ruthless
brutality. A portly, sadistic, pig-eyed mulato who bleached his skin, wore platform shoes, and had a fondness for
Napoleon-era haberdashery, Trujillo (also known as El Jefe, the Failed Cattle Thief, and Fuckface) came to control
nearly every aspect of the DR’s political, cultural, social, and economic life through a potent (and familiar) mixture of
violence, intimidation, massacre, rape, co-optation, and terror; treated the country like it was a plantation and he was
the master. At first glance, he was just your prototypical Latin American caudillo, but his power was terminal in ways
that few historians or writers have ever truly captured or, I would argue, imagined. He was our Sauron, our Arawn, our
Darkseid, our Once and Future Dictator, a personaje so outlandish, so perverse, so dreadful that not even a sci-fi writer
could have made his ass up. Famous for changing ALL THE NAMES of ALL THE LAND MARKS in the Dominican
Republic to honor himself (Pico Duarte became Pico Trujillo, and Santo Domingo de Guzman, the first and oldest city
in the New World, became Ciudad Trujillo); for making ill monopolies out of every slice of the national patrimony
(which quickly made him one of the wealthiest men on the planet); for building one of the largest militaries in the
hemisphere (dude had bomber wings, for fuck’s sake); for fucking every hot girl in sight, even the wives of his
subordinates, thousands upon thousands upon thousands of women; for expecting, no, insisting on absolute veneration
from his pueblo (tellingly, the national slogan was ‘Dios y Trujillo’; for running the country like it was a Marine boot
camp; for stripping friends and allies of their positions and properties for no reason at all; and for his almost
Outstanding accomplishments include: the 1937 genocide against the Haitian and Haitian-Dominican community;
one of the longest, most damaging U.S.-backed dictatorships in the Western Hemisphere (and if we Latin types are
skillful at anything it’s tolerating U.S.-backed dictators, so you know this was a hard-earned victory, the chilenos and
the argentinos are still appealing); the creation of the first modern kleptocracy (Trujillo was Mobutu before Mobutu
was Mobutu); the systematic bribing of American senators; and, last but not least, the forging of the Dominican
peoples into a modern state (did what his Marine trainers, during the Occupation, were unable to do).
No one knows whether Trujillo was the Curse’s servant or its master, its agent or its principal, but
it was clear he and it had an understanding, that them two was tight. It was believed, even in
educated circles, that anyone who plotted against Trujillo would incur a fukú most powerful, down
to the seventh generation and beyond. If you even thought a bad thing about Trujillo, fuá, a
hurricane would sweep your family out to sea, fuá, a boulder would fall out of a clear sky and squash
you, fuá, the shrimp you ate today was the cramp that killed you tomorrow. Which explains why
everyone who tried to assassinate him always got done, why those dudes who finally did buck him
down all died so horrifically. And what about fucking Kennedy? He was the one who green-lighted
the assassination of Trujillo in 1961, who ordered the CIA to deliver arms to the Island. Bad move,
cap’n. For what Kennedy’s intelligence experts failed to tell him was what every single Dominican,
from the richest jabao in Mao to the poorest güey in El Buey, from the oldest anciano sanmacorisano
to the littlest carajito in San Francisco, knew: that whoever killed Trujillo, their family would suffer a
fukú so dreadful it would make the one that attached itself to the Admiral jojote in comparison.
You want a final conclusive answer to the Warren Commission’s question, Who killed JFK? Let me,
your humble Watcher, reveal once and for all the God’s Honest Truth: It wasn’t the mob or LBJ or
the ghost of Marilyn Fucking Monroe. It wasn’t aliens or the KGB or a lone gunman. It wasn’t the
Hunt Brothers of Texas or Lee Harvey or the Trilateral Commission. It was Trujillo; it was the fukú. Where in coñazo do you think the so-called Curse of the Kennedy’s comes from?↓
≡ Here’s one for you conspiracy-minded fools: on the night that John Kennedy, Jr., and Carolyn Bessette and her sister
Lauren went down in their Piper Saratoga, John-John’s father’s favorite domestic, Providencia Parédes, dominicana,
was in Martha’s Vineyard cooking up for John-John his favorite dish: chicharrón de polio. But fukú always eats first and
it eats alone.
How about Vietnam? Why do you think the greatest power in the world lost its first war to a Third
World country like Vietnam? I mean, Negro, please. It might interest you that just as the U.S. was
ramping up its involvement in Vietnam, LBJ launched an illegal invasion of the Dominican Republic
(April 28, 1965). (Santo Domingo was Iraq before Iraq was Iraq.) A smashing military success for the
U.S., and many of the same units and intelligence teams that took part in the ‘democratization’ of
Santo Domingo were immediately shipped off to Saigon. What do you think these soldiers,
technicians, and spooks carried with them, in their rucks, in their suitcases, in their shirt pockets,
on the hair inside their nostrils, caked up around their shoes? Just a little gift from my people to
America, a small repayment for an unjust war. That’s right, folks. Fukú.
Which is why it’s important to remember fukú doesn’t always strike like lightning. Sometimes it
works patiently, drowning a nigger by degrees, like with the Admiral or the U.S. in paddies outside
of Saigon. Sometimes it’s slow and sometimes it’s fast. It’s doomish in that way, makes it harder to
put a finger on, to brace yourself against. But be assured: like Darkseid’s Omega Effect, like
Morgoth’s bane,↓ no matter how many turns and digressions this shit might take, it always — and I
mean always — gets its man.
≡ ‘I am the Elder King: Melkor, first and mightiest of all the Valar, who was before the world and made it. The shadow
of my purpose lies upon Arda, and all that is in it bends slowly and surely to my will. But upon all whom you love my
thought shall weigh as a cloud of Doom, and it shall bring them down into darkness and despair. Wherever they go, evil
shall arise. Whenever they speak, their words shall bring ill counsel. Whatsoever they do shall turn against them. They
shall die without hope, cursing both life and death’.
Whether I believe in what many have described as the Great American Doom is not really the
point. You live as long as I did in the heart of fukú country, you hear these kinds of tales all the time.
Everybody in Santo Domingo has a fukú story knocking around in their family. I have a twelvedaughter uncle in the Cibao who believed that he’d been cursed by an old lover never to have male
children. Fukú. I have a tía who believed she’d been denied happiness because she’d laughed at a
rival’s funeral. Fukú. My paternal abuelo believes that diaspora was Trujillo’s payback to the pueblo
that betrayed him. Fukú.
It’s perfectly fine if you don’t believe in these ‘superstitions’. In fact, it’s better than fine — it’s
perfect. Because no matter what you believe, fukú believes in you.
A couple weeks ago, while I was finishing this book, I posted the thread fukú on the DRI forum,
just out of curiosity. These days I’m nerdy like that. The talkback blew the fuck up. You should see
how many responses I’ve gotten. They just keep coming in. And not just from Domos. The Puerto
rocks want to talk about fufus, and the Haitians have some shit just like it. There are a zillion of
these fukú stories. Even my mother, who almost never talks about Santo Domingo, has started
sharing hers with me.
As I’m sure you’ve guessed by now, I have a fukú story too. I wish I could say it was the best of the
lot — fukú number one — but I can’t. Mine ain’t the scariest, the clearest, the most painful, or the
It just happens to be the one that’s got its fingers around my throat.
I’m not entirely sure Oscar would have liked this designation. Fukú story. He was a hardcore sci-fi
and fantasy man, believed that that was the kind of story we were all living in. He’d ask: What more
sci-fi than the Santo Domingo? What more fantasy than the Antilles?
But now that I know how it all turns out, I have to ask, in turn: What more fukú?
One final final note, Toto, before Kansas goes bye-bye: traditionally in Santo Domingo anytime you
mentioned or overheard the Admiral’s name or anytime a fukú reared its many heads there was only
one way to prevent disaster from coiling around you, only one surefire counter spell that would keep
you and your family safe. Not surprisingly, it was a word. A simple word (followed usually by a
vigorous crossing of index fingers).
It used to be more popular in the old days, bigger, so to speak, in Macondo than in McOndo. There
are people, though, like my do Miguel in the Bronx who still zafa everything. He’s old-school like
that. If the Yanks commit an error in the late innings it’s zafa; if somebody brings shells in from the
beach it’s zafa; if you serve a man parcha it’s zafa. Twenty-four-hour zafa in the hope that the bad
luck will not have had time to cohere. Even now as I write these words I wonder if this book ain’t a
zafa of sorts. My very own counter spell.
Ghetto Nerd at the End of the World
THE GOLDEN AGE
Our hero was not one of those Dominican cats everybody’s always going on about — he wasn’t no
home-run hitter or a fly bachatero, not a playboy with a million hots on his jock. And except for one
period early in his life, dude never had much luck with the females (how very un-Dominican of him).
He was seven then.
In those blessed days of his youth, Oscar was something of a Casanova. One of those pre-school
loverboys who was always trying to kiss the girls, always coming up behind them during a merengue
and giving them the pelvic pump, the first nigger to learn the perrito and the one who danced it any
chance he got. Because in those days he was (still) a ‘normal’ Dominican boy raised in a ‘typical’
Dominican family, his nascent pimpliness was encouraged by blood and friends alike. During parties,
and there were many many parties in those long-ago seventies days, before Washington Heights was
Washington Heights, before the Bergenline became a straight shot of Spanish for almost a hundred
blocks — some drunk relative inevitably pushed Oscar onto some little girl and then everyone would
howl as boy and girl approximated the hip-motism of the adults.
You should have seen him, his mother sighed in her Last Days. He was our little Porfirio
≡ In the forties and fifties, Porfirio Rubirosa — or Rubi, as he was known in the papers — was the third-most-famous
Dominican in the world (first came the Failed Cattle Thief, and then the Cobra Woman herself, María Montez). A tall,
debonair pretty boy whose ‘enormous phallus created havoc in Europe and North America,’ Rubirosa was the
quintessential jet-setting car-racing polo-obsessed playboy, the Trujillato’s ‘happy side’ (for he was indeed one of
Trujillo’s best-known minions). A part-time former model and dashing man-about-town, Rubirosa famously married
Trujillo’s daughter Flor de Oro in 1932, and even though they were divorced five years later, in the Year of the Haitian
Genocide, homeboy managed to remain in El Jefe’s good graces throughout the regime’s long run. Unlike his exbrother-in-law Ramfis (to whom he was frequently connected), Rubirosa seemed incapable of carrying out many murders; in 1935 he traveled to New York to deliver El Jefe’s death sentence against the exile leader Angel Morales
but fled before the botched assassination could take place. Rubi was the original Dominican Player, fucked all sorts of
women — Barbara Hutton, Doris Duke (who happened to be the richest woman in the world), the French actress
Danielle Darrieux, and Zsa Zsa Gabor — to name but a few. Like his pal Ramfis, Porfirio died in a car crash, in 1965,
his twelve-cylinder Ferrari skidding off a road in the Bois de Boulogne. (Hard to overstate the role cars play in our
All the other boys his age avoided the girls like they were a bad case of Captain Trips. Not Oscar.
The little guy loved himself the females, had ‘girlfriends’ galore. (He was a stout kid, heading
straight to fat, but his mother kept him nice in haircuts and clothes, and before the proportions of
his head changed he’d had these lovely flashing eyes and these cute-ass cheeks, visible in all his
pictures.) The girls — his sister Lola’s friends, his mother’s friends, even their neighbor, Mari Colon,
a thirty-something postal employee who wore red on her lips and walked like she had a bell for an
ass — all purportedly fell for him. Ese muchacho está bueno! (Did it hurt that he was earnest and
clearly attention-deprived? Not at all!) In the DR during summer visits to his family digs in Baní he
was the worst, would stand in front of Nena Inca’s house and call out to passing women — Tú eres
guapa! Tú eres guapa! — until a Seventh-day Adventist complained to his grandmother and she shut
down the hit parade lickety-split. Muchacho del diablo! This is not a cabaret!
It truly was a Golden Age for Oscar, one that reached its apotheosis in the fall of his seventh year,
when he had two little girlfriends at the same time, his first and only ménage a trios. With Maritza
Chacon and Olga Polanco.
Maritza was Lola’s friend. Long-haired and prissy and so pretty she could have played young
Dejah Thoris. Olga, on the other hand, was no friend of the family. She lived in the house at the end
of the block that his mother complained about because it was filled with puertoricans who were
always hanging out on their porch drinking beer. (What, they couldn’t have done that in Cuamo?
Oscar’s mom asked crossly.) Olga had like ninety cousins, all who seemed to be named Hector or
Luis or Wanda. And since her mother was una maldita borracha (to quote Oscar’s mom), Olga
smelled on some days of ass, which is why the kids took to calling her Mrs. Peabody.
Mrs. Peabody or not, Oscar liked how quiet she was, how she let him throw her to the ground and
wrestle with her, the interest she showed in his Star Trek dolls. Maritza was just plain beautiful, no
need for motivation there, always around too, and it was just a stroke of pure genius that convinced
him to kick it to them both at once. At first he pretended that it was his number one hero, Shazam,
who wanted to date them. But after they agreed he dropped all pretense. It wasn’t Shazam — it was
Those were more innocent days, so their relationship amounted to standing close to each other at
the bus stop, some undercover hand-holding, and twice kissing on the cheeks very seriously, first
Maritza, then Olga, while they were hidden from the street by some bushes. (Look at that little
macho, his mother’s friends said. Que hombre.)
The threesome only lasted a single beautiful week. One day after school Maritza cornered Oscar
behind the swing set and laid down the law, It’s either her or me! Oscar held Maritza’s hand and
talked seriously and at great length about his love for her and reminded her that they had agreed to
share, but Maritza wasn’t having any of it. She had three older sisters, knew everything she needed
to know about the possibilities of sharing. Don’t talk to me no more unless you get rid of her!
Maritza, with her chocolate skin and narrow eyes, already expressing the Ogún energy that she
would chop at everybody with for the rest of her life. Oscar went home morose to his pre-Koreansweatshop-era cartoons — to the Herculoids and Space Ghost. What’s wrong with you? his mother
asked. She was getting ready to go to her second job, the eczema on her hands looking like a messy
meal that had set. When Oscar whimpered, Girls, Moms de León nearly exploded. Tú ta llorando por
una muchacha? She hauled Oscar to his feet by his ear.
Mami, stop it, his sister cried, stop it! She threw him to the floor. Dale un galletazo, she panted,
then see if the little puta respects you.
If he’d been a different nigger he might have considered the galletazo. It wasn’t just that he didn’t
have no kind of father to show him the masculine ropes, he simply lacked all aggressive and martial
tendencies. (Unlike his sister, who fought boys and packs of morena girls who hated her thin nose
and straightish hair.) Oscar had like a zero combat rating; even Olga and her toothpick arms could
have stomped him silly. Aggression and intimidation out of the question. So he thought it over. Didn’t
take him long to decide. After all, Maritza was beautiful and Olga was not; Olga sometimes smelled
like pee and Maritza did not. Maritza was allowed over their house and Olga was not. (A puertorican
over here? his mother scoffed. Jamas!) His logic as close to the yes/no math of insects as a nigger
could get. He broke up with Olga the following day on the playground, Maritza at his side, and how
Olga had cried! Shaking like a rag in her hand-me-downs and in the shoes that were four sizes too
big! Snots pouring out her nose and everything!
In later years, after he and Olga had both turned into overweight freaks, Oscar could not resist
feeling the occasional flash of guilt when he saw Olga loping across a street or staring blankly out
near the New York bus stop, couldn’t stop himself from wondering how much his cold-as-balls
breakup had contributed to her present fucked-upness. (Breaking up with her, he would remember,
hadn’t felt like anything; even when she started crying, he hadn’t been moved. He’d said, No be a
What had hurt, however, was when Maritza dumped him. Monday after he’d fed Olga to the dogs
he arrived at the bus stop with his beloved Planet of the Apes lunch box only to discover beautiful
Maritza holding hands with butt-ugly Nelson Pardo. Nelson Pardo who looked like Chaka from Land
of the Lost! Nelson Pardo who was so stupid he thought the moon was a stain that God had
forgotten to clean. (He’ll get to it soon, he assured his whole class.) Nelson Pardo who would
become the neighborhood B&E expert before joining the Marines and losing eight toes in the First
Gulf War. At first Oscar thought it a mistake; the sun was in his eyes, he’d not slept enough the night
before. He stood next to them and admired his lunch box, how realistic and diabolical Dr. Zaius
looked. But Maritza wouldn’t even smile at him! Pretended he wasn’t there. We should get married,
she said to Nelson, and Nelson grinned moronically, turning up the street to look for the bus. Oscar
had been too hurt to speak; he sat down on the curb and felt something overwhelming surge up
from his chest, scared the shit out of him, and before he knew it he was crying; when his sister, Lola,
walked over and asked him what was the matter he’d shaken his head. Look at the mariconcito,
somebody snickered. Somebody else kicked his beloved lunch box and scratched it right across
General Urko’s face. When he got on the bus, still crying, the driver, a famously reformed PCP
addict, had said, Christ, don’t be a fucking baby.
How had the breakup affected Olga? What he really was asking was: How had the breakup
It seemed to Oscar that from the moment Maritza dumped him — Shazam! — his life started going
down the tubes. Over the next couple of years he grew fatter and fatter. Early adolescence hit him
especially hard, scrambling his face into nothing you could call cute, splotching his skin with zits, making him self-conscious; and his interest — in Genres! — which nobody had said boo about
before, suddenly became synonymous with being a loser with a capital L. Couldn’t make friends for
the life of him, too dorky, too shy, and (if the kids from his neighborhood are to be believed) too
weird (had a habit of using big words he had memorized only the day before). He no longer went
anywhere near the girls because at best they ignored him, at worst they shrieked and called him
gordo asqueroso! He forgot the perrito, forgot the pride he felt when the women in the family had
called him hombre. Did not kiss another girl for a long long time. As though almost everything he
had in the girl department had burned up that one fucking week.
Not that his ‘girlfriends’ fared much better. It seemed that whatever bad no-love karma hit Oscar
hit them too. By seventh grade Olga had grown huge and scary, a troll gene in her somewhere,
started drinking 151 straight out the bottle and was finally taken out of school because she had a
habit of screaming NATAS! in the middle of homeroom. Even her breasts, when they finally
emerged, were floppy and terrifying. Once on the bus Olga had called Oscar a cake eater, and he’d
almost said, Look who’s talking, puerca, but he was afraid that she would rear back and trample
him; his cool-index, already low, couldn’t have survived that kind of a paliza, would have put him on
par with the handicapped kids and with Joe Locorotundo, who was famous for masturbating in
And the lovely Maritza Chacon? The hypotenuse of our triangle, how had she fared? Well, before
you could say Oh Mighty Isis, Maritza blew up into the flyest guapa in Paterson, one of the Queens
of New Peru. Since they stayed neighbors, Oscar saw her plenty, a ghetto Mary Jane, hair as black
and lush as a thunderhead, probably the only Peruvian girl on the planet with pelo curlier than his
sister’s (he hadn’t heard of Afro-Peruvians yet, or of a town called Chincha), body fine enough to
make old men forget their infirmities, and from the sixth grade on dating men two, three times her
age. (Maritza might not have been good at much — not sports, not school, not work — but she was
good at men.) Did that mean she had avoided the curse — that she was happier than Oscar or Olga?
That was doubtful. From what Oscar could see, Maritza was a girl who seemed to delight in getting
slapped around by her boyfriends. Since it happened to her all the time. If a boy hit me, Lola said
cockily, I would bite his face.
See Maritza: French-kissing on the front stoop of her house, getting in or out of some roughneck’s
ride, being pushed down onto the sidewalk. Oscar would watch the French-kissing, the getting in
and out, the pushing, all through his cheerless, sexless adolescence. What else could he do? His
bedroom window looked out over the front of her house, and so he always peeped her while he was
painting his D&D miniatures or reading the latest Stephen King. The only things that changed in
those years were the models of the cars, the size of Maritza’s ass, and the kind of music volting out
the cars’ speakers. First freestyle, then III Will-era hiphop, and, right at the very end, for just a little
while, Hector Lavoe and the boys.
He said hi to her almost every day, all upbeat and faux-happy, and she said hi back, indifferently,
but that was it. He didn’t imagine that she remembered their kissing — but of course he could not
THE MORONIC INFERNO
High school was Don Bosco Tech, and since Don Bosco Tech was an urban all-boys Catholic school
packed to the strakes with a couple hundred insecure hyperactive adolescents, it was, for a fat sci-fireading nerd like Oscar, a source of endless anguish. For Oscar, high school was the equivalent of a
medieval spectacle, like being put in the stocks and forced to endure the peltings and outrages of a
mob of deranged half-wits, an experience from which he supposed he should have emerged a better
person, but that’s not really what happened — and if there were any lessons to be gleaned from the
ordeal of those years he never quite figured out what they were. He walked into school every day
like the fat lonely nerdy kid he was, and all he could think about was the day of his manumission,
when he would at last be set free from its unending horror. Hey Oscar, are there faggots on Mars? —
Hey, Kazoo, catch this. The first time he heard the term moronic inferno he knew exactly where it
was located and who were its inhabitants.
Sophomore year Oscar found himself weighing in at a whopping 245 (260 when he was depressed,
which was often) and it had become clear to everybody, especially his family, that he’d become the
≡ The pejorative parigiüayo, Watchers agree, is a corruption of the English neologism ‘party watcher’. The word came
into common usage during the First American Occupation of the DR, which ran from 1916 to 1924. (You didn’t know
we were occupied twice in the twentieth century? Don’t worry, when you have kids they won’t know the U.S. occupied
Iraq either.) During the First Occupation it was reported that members of the American Occupying Forces would often
attend Dominican parties but instead of joining in the fun the Outlanders would simply stand at the edge of dances and
watch. Which of course must have seemed like the craziest thing in the world. Who goes to a party to watch?
Thereafter, the Marines were parigüayos — a word that in contemporary usage describes anybody who stands outside
and watches while other people scoop up the girls. The kid who don’t dance, who ain’t got game, who lets people
clown him — he’s the parigüayo.
If you looked in the Dictionary of Dominican Things, the entry for parigüayo would include a wood carving of Oscar.
It is a name that would haunt him for the rest of his life and that would lead him to another Watcher, the one who
lamps on the Blue Side of the Moon.
Had none of the Higher Powers of your typical Dominican male, couldn’t have pulled a girl if his
life depended on it. Couldn’t play sports for shit, or dominoes, was beyond uncoordinated, threw a
ball like a girl. Had no knack for music or business or dance, no hustle, no rap, no G. And most
damning of all: no looks. He wore his semi-kink hair in a Puerto Rican afro, rocked enormous
Section 8 glasses — his ‘anti-pussy devices,’ Al and Miggs, his only friends, called them — sported
an unappealing trace of mustache on his upper lip and possessed a pair of close-set eyes that made
him look somewhat retarded. The Eyes of Mingus. (A comparison he made himself one day going
through his mother’s record collection; she was the only old-school dominicana he knew who had
dated a moreno until Oscar’s father put an end to that particular chapter of the All-African World
Party.) You have the same eyes as your abuelo, his Nena Inca had told him on one of his visits to the
DR, which should have been some comfort — who doesn’t like resembling an ancestor? — except
this particular ancestor had ended his days in prison.
Oscar had always been a young nerd — the kind of kid who read Tom Swift, who loved comic
books and watched Ultraman — by high school his commitment to the Genres had become absolute.
Back when the rest of us were learning to play wallball and pitch quarters and drive our older
brothers’ cars and sneak dead soldiers from under our parents’ eyes, he was gorging himself on a
steady stream of Lovecraft, Wells, Burroughs, Howard, Alexander, Herbert, Asimov, Bova, and
Heinlein, and even the Old Ones who were already beginning to fade — E. E. ‘Doc’ Smith,
Stapledon, and the guy who wrote all the Doc Savage books — moving hungrily from book to book,
author to author, age to age. (It was his good fortune that the libraries of Paterson were so under
funded that they still kept a lot of the previous generation’s nerdery in circulation.) You couldn’t
have torn him away from any movie or TV show or cartoon where there were monsters or
spaceships or mutants or doomsday devices or destinies or magic or evil villains. In these pursuits
alone Oscar showed the genius his grandmother insisted was part of the family patrimony. Could
write in Elvish, could speak Chakobsa, could differentiate between a Slan, a Dorsai, and a Lensman
in acute detail, knew more about the Marvel Universe than Stan Lee, and was a role-playing game
fanatic. (If only he’d been good at videogames it would have been a slam dunk but despite owning
an Atari and an Intellivision he didn’t have the reflexes for it.) Perhaps if like me he’d been able to
hide his otakuness maybe shit would have been easier for him, but he couldn’t. Dude wore his
nerdiness like a Jedi wore his light saber or a Lensman her lens. Couldn’t have passed for Normal if
he’d wanted to.↓
≡ Where this outsized love of genre jumped off from no one quite seems to know. It might have been a consequence of
being Antillean (who more sci-fi than us?) or of living in the DR for the first couple of years of his life and then abruptly
wrenchingly relocating to New Jersey — a single green card shifting not only worlds (from Third to First) but centuries
(from almost no TV or electricity to plenty of both). After a transition like that I’m guessing only the most extreme
scenarios could have satisfied. Maybe it was that in the DR he had watched too much Spider-Man, been taken to too many Run Run Shaw kung fu movies, listened to too many of his abuela’s spooky stories about el Cuco and la Ciguapa?
Maybe it was his first librarian in the U.S., who hooked him on reading, the electricity he felt when he touched that
first Danny Dunn book? Maybe it was just the zeitgeist (were not the early seventies the dawn of the Nerd Age?) or the
fact that for most of his childhood he had absolutely no friends? Or was it something deeper, something ancestral?
Who can say?
What is clear is that being a reader/fanboy (for lack of a better term) helped him get through the rough days of his
youth, but it also made him stick out in the mean streets of Paterson even more than he already did. Victimized by the
other boys punches and pushes and wedgies and broken glasses and brand-new books from Scholastic, at a cost of fifty
cents each, tom in half before his very eyes. You like books? Now you got two! Har-har! No one, alas, more oppressive
than the oppressed. Even his own mother found his preoccupations nutty. Go outside and play! she commanded at least
once a day. Pórtate como un muchacho normal.
(Only his sister, a reader too, supporting him. Bringing him books from her own school, which had a better library.)
You really want to know what being an X-Man feels like? Just be a smart bookish boy of color in a contemporary U.S.
ghetto. Mamma mia! Like having bat wings or a pair of tentacles growing out of your chest.
Pa’ ‘fuera! his mother roared. And out he would go, like a boy condemned, to spend a few hours being tormented by
the other boys — Please, I want to stay, he would beg his mother, but she shoved him out — You ain’t a woman to be
staying in the house — one hour, two, until finally he could slip back inside unnoticed, hiding himself in the upstairs
closet, where he’d read by the slat of light that razored in from the cracked door. Eventually, his mother rooting him
out again: What in carajo is the matter with you?
(And already on scraps of paper, in his composition books, on the backs of his hands, he was beginning to scribble,
nothing serious for now, just rough facsimiles of his favorite stories, no sign yet that these half-assed pastiches were to
be his Destiny.)
Oscar was a social introvert who trembled with fear during gym class and watched nerd British
shows like Doctor Who and Blake’s 7, and could tell you the difference between a Veritech fighter
and a Zentraedi walker, and he used a lot of huge sounding nerd words like indefatigable and
ubiquitous when talking to niggers who would barely graduate from high school.
One of those nerds who was always hiding out in the library, who adored Tolkien and later the
Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman novels (his favorite character was of course Raistlin), and who,
as the eighties marched on, developed a growing obsession with the End of the World. (No
apocalyptic movie or book or game existed that he had not seen or read or played — Wyndham and
Christopher and Gamma World were his absolute favorites.) You get the picture. His adolescent
nerdliness vaporizing any iota of a chance he had for young love. Everybody else going through the
terror and joy of their first crushes, their first dates, their first kisses while Oscar sat in the back of
the class, behind his DM’s screen, and watched his adolescence stream by. Sucks to be left out of
adolescence, sort of like getting locked in the closet on Venus when the sun appears for the first
time in a hundred years. It would have been one thing if like some of the nerd boys I’d grown up
with he hadn’t cared about girls, but alas he was still the passionate enamorao who fell in love easily
and deeply. He had secret loves all over town, the kind of curly-haired big-bodied girls who wouldn’t
have said boo to a loser like him but about whom he could not stop dreaming. His affection — that
gravitational mass of love, fear, longing, desire, and lust that he directed at any and every girl in the
vicinity without regard to looks, age, or availability — broke his heart each and every day. Despite
the fact that he considered it this huge sputtering force, it was actually most like a ghost because no
girl ever really seemed to notice it. Occasionally they might shudder or cross their arms when he
walked near, but that was about it. He cried often for his love of some girl or another. Cried in the
bathroom, where nobody could hear him.
Anywhere else his triple-zero batting average with the ladies might have passed without comment,
but this is a Dominican kid we’re talking about, in a Dominican family: dude was supposed to have
Atomic Level G, was supposed to be pulling in the bitches with both hands. Everybody noticed his
lack of game and because they were Dominican everybody talked about it. His tió Rudolfo (only
recently released from his last and final bid in the Justice and now living in their house on Main
Street) was especially generous in his tutelage. Listen, palomo: you have to grab a muchacha, y
metéselo. That will take care of everything. Start with a fea. Coje that fea y metéselo! Tío Rudolfo
had four kids with three different women so the nigger was without doubt the family’s resident
His mother’s only comment? You need to worry about your grades. And in more introspective
moments: Just be glad you didn’t get my luck, hijo.
What luck? his do snorted.
Exactly, she said.
His friends AI and Miggs? Dude, you’re kinda way fat, you know. His abuela, La Inca? Hijo, you’re
the most buenmoso man I know!
Oscar’s sister, Lola, was a lot more practical. Now that her crazy years were over — what
Dominican girl doesn’t have those? — she’d turned into one of those tough Jersey dominicanas, a
long-distance runner who drove her own car, had her own checkbook, called men bitches, and would
eat a fat cat in front of you without a speck of vergüenza. When she was in fourth grade she’d been
attacked by an older acquaintance, and this was common knowledge throughout the family (and by
extension a sizable section of Paterson, Union City, and Teaneck), and surviving that urikán of pain
judgment, and bochinche had made her tougher than adamantine. Recently she’d cut her hair short — flipping out her mother yet again — partially I think because when she’d been lime her family had
let it grow down past her ass, a source of pride, something I’m sure her attacker noticed and
Oscar, Lola warned repeatedly, you’re going to die a virgin unless you start changing. Don’t you
think I know that? Another five years of this and I’ll bet you somebody tries to name a church after
Cut the hair, lose the glasses, exercise. And get rid of those porn magazines. They’re disgusting,
they bother Mami, and they’ll never get you a date.
Sound counsel that in the end he did not adopt. He tried a couple of times to exercise, leg lifts, situps, walks around the block in the early morning, that sort of thing, but he would notice how
everybody else had a girl but him and would despair, plunging right back into eating, Penthouses,
designing dungeons, and self-pity.
I seem to be allergic to diligence, and Lola said, Ha. What you’re allergic to is trying. It wouldn’t
have been half bad if Paterson and its surrounding precincts had been like Don Bosco or those
seventies feminist sci-fi novels he sometimes read — an all-male-exclusion zone. Paterson, however,
was girls the way NYC was girls, Paterson was girls the way Santo Domingo was girls. Paterson had
mad girls, and if that wasn’t guapas enough for you, well, motherfucker, then roll south and there’d
be Newark, Elizabeth, Jersey City, the Oranges, Union City, West New York, Weehawken, Perth
Amboy-an urban swath known to niggers everywhere as Negrapolis One. So in effect he saw girls —
Hispanophone Caribbean girls — everywhere.
He wasn’t safe even in his own house, his sister’s girlfriends were always hanging out, permanent
guests. When they were around he didn’t need no Penthouses. Her girls were not too smart but they
were fine as shit: the sort of hot-as-balls Latinas who only dated weight-lifting morenos or Latino
cats with guns in their cribs. They were all on the volleyball team together and tall and fit as colts
and when they went for runs it was what the track team might have looked like in terrorist heaven.
Bergen County’s very own cigüapas: la primera was Gladys, who complained endlessly about her
chest being too big, that maybe she’d find normal boyfriends if she’d had a smaller pair; Marisol,
who’d end up at MIT and hated Oscar but whom Oscar liked most of all; Leticia, just off the boat,
half Haitian half Dominican, that special blend the Dominican government swears no existe, who
spoke with the deepest accent, a girl so good she refused to sleep with three consecutive
boyfriends! It wouldn’t have been so bad if these chickies hadn’t treated Oscar like some deaf-mute
harem guard, ordering him around, having him run their errands, making fun of his games and his
looks; to make shit even worse, they blithely went on about the particulars of their sex lives with no
regard for him, while he sat in the kitchen, clutching the latest issue of Dragon. Hey, he would yell,
in case you’re wondering there’s a male unit in here. Where? Marisol would say blandly. I don’t see one.
And when they talked about how all the Latin guys only seemed to want to date white girls, he
would offer, I like Spanish girls, to which Marisol responded with wide condescension. That’s great,
Oscar. Only problem is no Spanish girl would date you.
Leave him alone, Leticia said. I think you’re cute, Oscar. Yeah, right, Marisol laughed, rolling her
eyes. Now he’ll probably write a book about you.
These were Oscar’s furies, his personal pantheon, the girls he most dreamed about and most beat
off to and who eventually found their way into his little stories. In his dreams he was either saving
them from aliens or he was returning to the neighborhood, rich and famous — It’s him! The
Dominican Stephen King! — and then Marisol would appear, carrying one each of his books for him
to sign. Please, Oscar, marry me. Oscar, drolly: I’m sorry, Marisol, I don’t marry ignorant bitches.
(But then of course he would.) Maritza he still watched from afar, convinced that one day, when the
nuclear bombs fell (or the plague broke out or the Tripods invaded) and civilization was wiped out
he would end up saving her from a pack of irradiated ghouls and together they’d set out across a
ravaged America in search of a better tomorrow. In these apocalyptic daydreams he was always
some kind of plátano Doc Savage, a supergenius who combined world-class martial artistry with
deadly firearms proficiency. Not bad for a nigger who’d never even shot an air rifle, thrown a punch,
or scored higher than a thousand on his SATs.
OSCAR IS BRAVE
Senior year found him bloated, dyspeptic, and, most cruelly, alone in his lack of girlfriend. His two
nerd boys, AI and Miggs, had, in the craziest twist of fortune, both succeeded in landing themselves
girls that year. Nothing special, skanks really, but girls nonetheless. AI had met his at Menlo Park.
She’d come onto him, he bragged, and when she informed him, after she sucked his dick of course,
that she had a girlfriend desperate to meet somebody, AI had dragged Miggs away from his Atari
and out to a movie and the rest was, as they say, history. By the end of the week Miggs was getting
his too, and only then did Oscar find out about any of it. While they were in his room setting up for
another ‘hair-raising’ Champions adventure against the Death-Dealing Destroyers. (Oscar had to
retire his famous aftermath! campaign because nobody else but him was hankering to play in the
post-apocalyptic ruins of virus-wracked America.) At first, after hearing about the double-bootie
coup, Oscar didn’t say nothing much. He just rolled his dio’s over and over. Said, You guys sure got
lucky. It killed him that they hadn’t thought to include him in their girl heists; he hated AI for
inviting Miggs instead of him and he hated Miggs for getting a girl, period. AI getting a girl Oscar
could comprehend; AI (real name Alok) was one of those tall Indian prettyboys who would never
have been pegged by anyone as a role-playing nerd. It was Miggs’s girl-getting he could not fathom,
that astounded him and left him sick with jealousy. Oscar had always considered Miggs to be an
even bigger freak than he was. Acne galore and a retard’s laugh and gray fucking teeth from having
been given some medicine too young. So is your girlfriend cute? he asked Miggs. He said, Dude, you
should see her, she’s beautiful. Big fucking tits, AI seconded. That day what little faith Oscar had in
the world took an SS-N-17 snipe to the head. When finally he couldn’t take it no more he asked,
pathetically, What, these girls don’t have any other friends?
AI and Miggs traded glances over their character sheets. I don’t think so, dude.
And right there he learned something about his friends he’d never known (or at least never
admitted to himself). Right there he had an epiphany that echoed through his fat self: He realized
his fucked-up comic-book-reading, role-playing-game-loving, no-sports-playing friends were
embarrassed by him.
Knocked the architecture right out of his legs. He closed the game early, the Exterminators found
the Destroyers’ hideout right away — That was bogus, AI groused. After he showed them out he
locked himself in his room, lay in bed for a couple of stunned hours, then got up, undressed in the
bathroom he no longer had to share because his sister was at Rutgers, and examined himself in the
mirror. The fat! The miles of stretch marks! The tumescent horribleness of his proportions! He
looked straight out of a Daniel Clowes comic book. Or like the fat blackish kid in Beto Hernández’s
Jesus Christ, he whispered. I’m a Morlock.
The next day at breakfast he asked his mother: Am I ugly?
She sighed. Well, hijo, you certainly don’t take after me.
Dominican parents! You got to love them!
Spent a week looking at himself in the mirror, turning every which way, taking stock, not flinching,
and decided at last to be like Roberto Duran: No más. That Sunday he went to Chucho’s and had the
barber shave his Puerto Rican ‘fro off (Wait a minute, Chucho’s partner said. You’re Dominican?)
Oscar lost the mustache next, and then the glasses, bought contacts with the money he was making
at the lumberyard and tried to polish up what remained of his Dominicanness, tried to be more like
his cursing swaggering cousins, if only because he had started to suspect that in their Latin
hypermaleness there might be an answer. But he was really too far gone for quick fixes. The next
time AI and Miggs saw him he’d been starving himself for three days straight. Miggs said, Dude,
what’s the matter with you?
Changes, Oscar said pseudo-cryptically: What, are you some album cover now?
He shook his head solemnly. I’m embarking on a new cycle of my life. Listen to the guy. He already
sounds like he’s in college.
That summer his mother sent him and his sister to Santo Domingo, and this time he didn’t fight it
like he had in the recent past. It’s not like he had much in the States keeping him.
He arrived in Baní with a stack of notebooks and a plan to fill them all up. Since he could no
longer be a game master he decided to try his hand at being a real writer. The trip turned out to be
something of a turning point for him. Instead of discouraging his writing, chasing him out of the
house like his mother used to, his abuela, Nena Inca, let him be. Allowed him to sit in the back of the
house as long as he wanted, didn’t insist that he should be ‘out in the world’. (She had always been
overprotective of him and his sister. Too much bad luck in this family, she sniffed.) Kept the music off
and brought him his meals at exactly the same time every day. His sister ran around with her hot
Island friends, always jumping out of the house in a bikini and going off to different parts of the
Island for overnight trips, but he stayed put. When any family members came looking for him his
abuela chased them off with a single imperial sweep of her hand. Can’t you see the muchacho’s
working? What’s he doing? his cousins asked, confused. He’s being a genius is what, La Inca replied
haughtily. Now váyanse. (Later when he thought about it he realized that these very cousins could
probably have gotten him laid if only he’d bothered to hang out with them. But you can’t regret the
life you didn’t lead.) In the afternoons, when he couldn’t write another word, he’d sit out in front of
the house with his abuela and watch the street scene, listen to the raucous exchanges between the
neighbors. One evening, at the end of his trip, his abuela confided: Your mother could have been a
doctor just like your grandfather was.
La Inca shook her head. She was looking at her favorite picture of his mother on her first day at
private school, one of those typical serious DR shots. What always happens. Un maldito hombre.
He wrote two books that summer about a young man fighting mutants at the end of the world
(neither of them survive). Took crazy amounts of field notes too, names of things he intended to later
adapt for science-fictional and fantastic purposes. (Heard about the family curse for like the
thousandth time but strangely enough didn’t think it worth incorporating into his fiction — I mean,
shit, what Latino family doesn’t think it’s cursed?) When it was time for him and his sister to return
to Paterson he was almost sad. Almost. His abuela placed her hand on his head in blessing. Cuidate
mucho, mi hijo. Know that in this world there’s somebody who will always love you.
At JFK, almost not being recognized by his uncle. Great, his tío said, looking askance at his
complexion, now you look Haitian.
After his return he hung out with Miggs and Al, saw movies with them, talked Los Brothers
Hernandez, Frank Miller, and Alan Moore with them but overall they never regained the friendship
they had before Santo Domingo. Oscar listened to their messages on the machine and resisted the
urge to run over to their places. Didn’t see them but once, twice a week. Focused on his writing.
Those were some fucking lonely weeks when all he had were his games, his books, and his words.
So now I have a hermit for a son, his mother complained bitterly. At night, unable to sleep, he
watched a lot of bad TV, became obsessed with two movies in particular: Zardoz (which he’d seen
with his uncle before they put him away for the second time) and Virus (the Japanese end-of-theworld movie with the hot chick from Romeo and Juliet). Virus especially he could not watch to the
end without crying, the Japanese hero arriving at the South Pole base, having walked from
Washington, D.C., down the whole spine of the Andes, for the woman of his dreams. I’ve been
working on my fifth novel, he told the boys when they asked about his absences. It’s amazing.
See? What did I tell you? Mr. Collegeboy.
In the old days when his so-called friends would hurt him or drag his trust through the mud he
always crawled voluntarily back into the abuse, out of fear and loneliness, something he’d always
hated himself for, but not this time. If there existed in his high school years anyone moment he took
pride in it was clearly this one. Even told his sister about it during her next visit. She said, Way to
go, O! He’d finally showed some backbone, hence some pride, and although it hurt, it also felt
OSCAR COMES CLOSE
In October, after all his college applications were in (Fairleigh Dickinson, Montclair, Rutgers,
Drew, Glassboro State, William Paterson; he also sent an app to NYU, a one-in-a-million shot, and
they rejected him so fast he was amazed the shit hadn’t come back Pony Express) and winter was
settling its pale miserable ass across northern New Jersey, Oscar fell in love with a girl in his SAT
prep class. The class was being conducted in one of those ‘Learning Centers’ not far from where he
lived, less than a mile, so he’d been walking, a healthy way to lose weight, he thought. He hadn’t
been expecting to meet anyone, but then he’d seen the beauty in the back row and felt his senses fly
out of him. Her name was Ana Obregon, a pretty, loudmouthed gordita who read Henry Miller while
she should have been learning to wrestle logic problems. On about their fifth class he noticed her
reading Sexus and she noticed him noticing, and, leaning over, she showed him a passage and he
got an erection like a motherfucker.
You must think I’m weird, right? she said during the break. You ain’t weird, he said. Believe me —
I’m the top expert in the state.
Ana was a talker, had beautiful Caribbean-girl eyes, pure anthracite, and was the sort of heavy
that almost every Island nigger dug, a body that you just knew would look good in and out of
clothes; wasn’t shy about her weight, either; she wore tight black stirrup pants like every other girl
in the neighborhood and the sexiest underwear she could afford and was a meticulous putter-on of
makeup, an intricate bit of multitasking for which Oscar never lost his fascination. She was this
peculiar combination of badmash and little girl — even before he’d visited her house he knew she’d
have a whole collection of stuffed animals avalanched on her bed — and there was something in the
seamlessness with which she switched between these aspects that convinced him that both were
masks, that there existed a third Ana, a hidden Ana who determined what mask to throw up for what
occasion but who was otherwise obscure and impossible to know. She’d gotten into Miller because
her ex-boyfriend, Manny, had given her the books before he joined the army. He used to read
passages to her all the time: That made me so hot. She’d been thirteen when they started dating, he
was twenty-four, a recovering coke addict — Ana talking about these things like they weren’t
nothing at all.
You were thirteen and your mother allowed you to date a septuagenarian? My parents loved
Manny, she said. My mom used to cook dinner for him all the time.
He said, That seems highly unorthodox, and later at home he asked his sister, back on winter
break, For the sake of argument, would you allow your pubescent daughter to have relations with a
I’d kill him first.
He was amazed how relieved he felt to hear that.
Let me guess: You know somebody who’s doing this?
He nodded. She sits next to me in SAT class. I think she’s orchidaceous.
Lola considered him with her tiger-colored irises. She’d been back a week and it was clear that
college-level track was kicking her ass, the sclera in her normally wide manga-eyes were shot
through with blood vessels. You know, she said finally, we colored folks talk plenty of shit about
loving our children but we really don’t. She exhaled. We don’t, we don’t, we don’t.
He tried to put a hand on his sister’s shoulder but she shrugged it off. You better go bust out some
That’s what she called him whenever she was feeling tender or wronged. Mister. Later she’d want
to put that on his gravestone but no one would let her, not even me.
AMOR DE PENDEJO
He and Ana in SAT class, he and Ana in the parking lot afterward, he and Ana at the McDonald’s,
he and Ana become friends. Each day Oscar expected her to be adios, each day she was still there.
They got into the habit of talking on the phone a couple times a week, about nothing really, spinning
words out of their everyday; the first time she called him, offering him a ride to SAT class; a week
later he called her, just to try it. His heart beating so hard he thought he would die but all she did
when she picked him up was say, Oscar, listen to the bullshit my sister pulled, and off they’d gone,
building another one of their word-scrapers. By the fifth time he called he no longer expected the
Big Blow-off. She was the only girl outside his family who admitted to having a period, who actually
said to him, I’m bleeding like a hog, an astounding confidence he turned over and over in his head,
sure it meant something, and when he thought about the way she laughed, as though she owned the
air around her, his heart thudded inside his chest, a lonely rada. Ana Obregon, unlike every other
girl in his secret cosmology, he actually fell for as they were getting to know each other. Because her
appearance in his life was sudden, because she’d come in under his radar, he didn’t have time to
raise his usual wall of nonsense or level some wild-ass expectations her way: Maybe he was plain
tired after four years of not getting ass, or maybe he’d finally found his zone. Incredibly enough,
instead of making an idiot out of himself as one might have expected, given the hard fact that this
was the first girl he’d ever had a conversation with, he actually took it a day at a time. He spoke to
her plainly and without effort and discovered that his constant self-deprecation pleased her
immensely. It was amazing how it was between them; he would say something obvious and
uninspired, and she’d say, Oscar, you’re really fucking smart. When she said, I love men’s hands, he
spread both of his across his face and said, faux-casual-like, Oh, really? It cracked her up.
She never talked about what they were; she only said, Man, I’m glad I got to know you.
And he said, I’m glad I’m me knowing you.
One night while he was listening to New Order and trying to chug through Clay’s Ark, his sister
knocked on his door. You got a visitor. I do? Yup. Lola leaned against his door frame. She’d shaved
her head down to the bone, Sinead-style, and now everybody, including their mother, was convinced
she’d turned into a lesbiana.
You might want to clean up a little. She touched his face gently. Shave those pussy hairs.
It was Ana. Standing in his foyer, wearing a full-length leather, her trigueña skin blood-charged
from the cold, her face gorgeous with eyeliner, mascara, foundation, lipstick, and blush.
Freezing out, she said. She had her gloves in one hand like a crumpled bouquet.
Hey, was all he managed to say. He could hear his sister upstairs, listening.
What you doing? Ana asked.
Like let’s go to a movie, then.
Like OK, he said.
Upstairs his sister was jumping up and down on his bed, low-screaming, It’s a date, it’s a date, and
then she jumped on his back and nearly toppled them clean through the bedroom window.
So is this some kind of date? he said as he slipped into her car.
She smiled wanly. You could call it that.
Ana drove a Cressida, and instead of taking them to the local theater she headed down to the
I love this place, she said as she was wrangling for a parking space. My father used to take us
here when it was still a drive-in. Did you ever come here back then?
He shook his head. Though I heard they steal plenty of cars here now.
Nobody’s stealing this baby.
It was so hard to believe what was happening that Oscar really couldn’t take it seriously. The
whole time the movie — Manhunter — was on, he kept expecting niggers to jump out with cameras
and scream, Surprise! Boy, he said, trying to remain on her map, this is some movie. Ana nodded;
she smelled of some perfume he could not name, and when she pressed close the heat off her body
On the ride home Ana complained about having a headache and they didn’t speak for a long time.
He tried to turn on the radio but she said, No, my head’s really killing me. He joked, Would you like
some crack? No, Oscar. So he sat back and watched the Hess Building and the rest of Woodbridge
slide past through a snarl of overpasses. He was suddenly aware of how tired he was; the
nervousness that had raged through him the entire night had exhausted his ass. The longer they
went without speaking the more morose he became. It’s just a movie, he told himself It’s not like it’s
Ana seemed unaccountably sad and she chewed her bottom lip, a real bembe, until most of her
lipstick was on her teeth. He was going to make a comment about it but decided not to.
You reading anything good?
Nope, she said. You?
I’m reading Dune.
She nodded. I hate that book.
They reached the Elizabeth exit, which is what New Jersey is really known for, industrial wastes on
both sides of the turnpike. He had started holding his breath against those horrible fumes when Ana
let loose a scream that threw him into his passenger door. Elizabeth! she shrieked. Close your
Then she looked over at him, tipped back her head, and laughed.
When he returned to the house his sister said, Well?
Did you fuck her?
Jesus, Lola, he said, blushing.
Don’t lie to me.
I do not move so precipitously. He paused and then sighed. In other words, I didn’t even get her
Sounds a little suspicious. I know you Dominican men. She held up her hands and flexed the
fingers in playful menace. Son pulpos.
The next day he woke up feeling like he’d been unshackled from his fat, like he’d been washed
clean of his misery, and for a long time he couldn’t remember why he felt this way, and then he said
OSCAR IN LOVE
And so now every week they headed out to either a movie or the mall. They talked. He learned
that her ex-boyfriend, Manny, used to smack the shit out of her, which was a problem, she confessed,
because she liked it when guys were a little rough with her in bed; he learned that her father had
died in a car accident when she was a young girl in Macoris, and that her new stepfather didn’t care
two shits about her but that it didn’t matter because once she got into Penn State she didn’t ever
intend to come back home. In turn he showed her some of his writings and told her about the time
he’d gotten struck by a car and put in the hospital and about how his tío used to smack the shit out
of him in the old days; he even told her about the crush he had on Maritza Chacon and she
screamed, Maritza Chacon? I know that cuero! Oh my God, Oscar, I think even my stepfather slept
Oh, they got close all right, but did they ever kiss in her car? Did he ever put his hands up her
skirt? Did he ever thumb her clit? Did she ever push up against him and say his name in a throaty
voice? Did he ever stroke her hair while she sucked him off? Did they ever fuck?
Poor Oscar. Without even realizing it he’d fallen into one of those Let’s-Be-Friends Vortexes, the
bane of nerdboys everywhere. These relationships were love’s version of a stay in the stocks, in you
go, plenty of misery guaranteed and what you got out of it besides bitterness and heartbreak nobody
knows. Perhaps some knowledge of self and of women.
In April he got his second set of SAT scores back (1020 under the old system) and a week later he
learned he was heading to Rutgers New Brunswick. Well, you did it, hijo, his mother said, looking
more relieved than was polite. No more selling pencils for me, he agreed. You’ll love it, his sister
promised him. I know I will. I was meant for college. As for Ana, she was on her way to Penn State,
honors program, full ride. And now my stepfather can kiss my ass! It was also in April that her exboyfriend, Manny, returned from the army — Ana told him during one of their trips to the Yaohan
Mall. His sudden appearance, and Ana’s joy over it, shattered the hopes Oscar had cultivated. He’s
back, Oscar asked, like forever? Ana nodded. Apparently Manny had gotten into trouble again,
drugs, but this time, Ana insisted, he’d been set up by these three cocolos, a word he’d never heard
her use before, so he figured she’d gotten it from Manny. Poor Manny, she said.
Yeah, poor Manny, Oscar muttered under his breath.
Poor Manny, poor Ana, poor Oscar. Things changed quickly. First off: Ana stopped being home all
the time, and Oscar found himself stacking messages on her machine: This is Oscar, a bear is
chewing my legs off, please call me; This is Oscar, they want a million dollars or it’s over, please call
me; This is Oscar, I’ve just spotted a strange meteorite and I’m going out to investigate. She always
got back to him after a couple of days, and was pleasant about it, but still. Then she canceled three
Fridays in a row and he had to settle for the clearly reduced berth of Sunday after church. She’d
pick him up and they’d drive out to Boulevard East and park and together they’d stare out over the
Manhattan skyline. It wasn’t an ocean, or a mountain range; it was, at least to Oscar, better, and it
inspired their best conversations.
It was during one of those little chats that Ana let slip, God, I’d forgotten how big Manny’s cock
Like I really need to hear that, he snapped.
I’m sorry, she said hesitantly. I thought we could talk about everything. Well, it wouldn’t be bad if
you actually kept Manny’s anatomical enormity to yourself.
So we can’t talk about everything?
He didn’t even bother answering her.
With Manny and his big cock around, Oscar was back to dreaming about nuclear annihilation, how
through some miraculous accident he’d hear about the attack first and without pausing he’d steal
his tío’s car, drive it to the stores, stock it full of supplies (maybe shoot a couple of looters en route),
and then fetch Ana. What about Manny? she’d wail. There’s no time! he’d insist, peeling out, shoot a
couple more looters (now slightly mutated), and then repair to the sweaty love den where Ana would
quickly succumb to his take-charge genius and his by-then ectomorphic physique. When he was in a
better mood he let Ana find Manny hanging from a light fixture in his apartment, his tongue a
swollen purple bladder in his mouth, his pants around his ankles. The news of the imminent attack
on the TV, a half-literate note pinned to his chest. I koona taek it. And then Oscar would comfort Ana
with the terse insight, He was too weak for this Hard New World.
So she has a boyfriend? Lola asked him suddenly.
Yes, he said.
You should back off for a little while.
Did he listen? Of course he didn’t. Available any time she needed to kvetch. And he even got-joy of
joys! — the opportunity to meet the famous Manny, which was about as fun as being called a fag
during a school assembly (which had happened). (Twice.) Met him outside Ana’s house. He was this
intense emaciated guy with marathon-runner limbs and voracious eyes; when they shook hands
Oscar was sure the nigger was going to smack him, he acted so surly. Manny was muy bald and
completely shaved his head to hide it, had a hoop in each ear and this leathery out-in-the-sun
buzzardy look of an old cat straining for youth.
So you’re Ana’s little friend, Manny said. That’s me, Oscar said in a voice so full of cheerful
innocuousness that he could have shot himself for it. Oscar is a brilliant writer, Ana offered. Even
though she had never once asked to read anything he wrote.
He snorted. What would you have to write about?
I’m into the more speculative genres. He knew how absurd he sounded.
The more speculative genres. Manny looked ready to cut a steak off him. You sound mad corny,
guy, you know that? Oscar smiled, hoping somehow an earthquake would demolish all of Paterson.
I just hope you ain’t trying to chisel in on my girl, guy.
Oscar said, Ha-ha. Ana flushed red, looked at the ground.
A joy. With Manny around, he was exposed to an entirely new side of Ana. All they talked about now, the
little they saw each other, was Manny and the terrible things he did to her. Manny smacked her, Manny kicked her, Manny called her a fat twat, Manny cheated on her, she was sure, with this
Cuban chickie from the middle school. So that explains why I couldn’t get a date in those days; it
was Manny, Oscar joked, but Ana didn’t laugh. They couldn’t talk ten minutes without Manny
beeping her and her having to call him back and assure him she wasn’t with anybody else. And one
day she arrived at Oscar’s house with a bruise on her face and with her blouse torn, and his mother
had said: I don’t want any trouble here!
What am I going to do? she asked over and over and Oscar always found himself holding her
awkwardly and telling her, Well, I think if he’s this bad to you, you should break up with him, but she
shook her head and said, I know I should, but I can’t. I love him.
Love. Oscar knew he should have checked out right then. He liked to kid himself that it was only
cold anthropological interest that kept him around to see how it would all end, but the truth was he
couldn’t extricate himself. He was totally and irrevocably in love with Ana. What he used to feel for
those girls he’d never really known was nothing compared to the amor he was carrying in his heart
for Ana. It had the density of a dwarf-mother-fucking-star and at times he was a hundred percent
sure it would drive him mad. The only thing that came close was how he felt about his books; only
the combined love he had for everything he’d read and everything he hoped to write came even
Every Dominican family has stories about crazy loves, about niggers who take love too far, and
Oscar’s family was no different.
His abuelo, the dead one, had been unyielding about one thing or another (no one ever exactly
said) and ended up in prison, first mad, then dead; his abuela Nena Inca had lost her husband six
months after they got married. He had drowned on Semana Santa and she never remarried, never
touched another man. We’ll be together soon enough, Oscar had heard her say.
Your mother, his tía Rubelka had once whispered, was a loca when it came to love. It almost killed
her. And now it seemed that it was Oscar’s turn. Welcome to the family, his sister said in a dream.
The real family.
It was obvious what was happening, but what could he do? There was no denying what he felt. Did
he lose sleep? Yes. Did he lose important hours of concentration? Yes. Did he stop reading his Andre
Norton books and even lose interest in the final issues of Watchmen, which were unfolding in the
illest way? Yes. Did he start borrowing his tío’s car for long rides to the Shore, parking at Sandy
Hook, where his mom used to take them before she got sick, back when Oscar hadn’t been too fat,
before she stopped going to the beach altogether? Yes.
Did his youthful unrequited love cause him to lose weight? Unfortunately, this alone it did not
provide, and for the life of him he couldn’t understand why. When Lola had broken up with Golden
Gloves she’d lost almost twenty pounds. What kind of genetic discrimination was this, handed down
by what kind of scrub God?
Miraculous things started happening. Once he blacked out while crossing an intersection and
woke up with a rugby team gathered around him. Another time Miggs was goofing on him, talking
smack about his aspirations to write role-playing games — complicated story, the company Oscar
had been hoping to write for, Fantasy Games Unlimited, and which was considering one of his
modules for PsiWorld, had recently closed, scuttling all of Oscar’s hopes and dreams that he was
about to turn into the next Gary Gygax. Well, Miggs said, it looks like that didn’t work out, and for
the first time ever in their relationship Oscar lost his temper and without a word swung on Miggs,
connected so hard that homeboy’s mouth spouted blood. Jesus Christ, AI said. Calm down! I didn’t
mean to do it, he said unconvincingly. It was an accident. Mudafuffer, Miggs said. Mudafuffer! He
got so bad that one desperate night, after listening to Ana sobbing to him on the phone about
Manny’s latest bullshit, he said, I have to go to church now, and put down the phone, went to his
tío’s room (Rudolfo was out at the titty bar), and stole his antique Virginia Dragoon, that oh-sofamous First Nation-exterminating Colt.44, heavier than bad luck and twice as ugly. Stuck its
impressive snout down the front of his pants and proceeded to stand in front of Manny’s building
almost the entire night. Got real friendly with the aluminum siding. Come on, motherfucker, he said
calmly. I got a nice eleven-year-old girl for you. He didn’t care that he would more than likely be put
away forever, or that niggers like him got ass and mouth raped in jail, or that if the cops picked him
up and found the gun they’d send his tío’s ass up the river for parole violation. He didn’t care about
nada that night. His head contained zero, a perfect vacuum. He saw his entire writing future flash
before his eyes; he’d only written one novel worth a damn, about an Australian hunger spirit preying
on a group of small-town friends, wouldn’t get a chance to write anything better — career over.
Luckily for the future of American Letters, Manny did not come home that night.
It was hard to explain. It wasn’t just that he thought Ana was his last fucking chance for happiness — this was clearly on his mind — it was also that he’d never ever in all his miserable eighteen years
of life experienced anything like he’d felt when he was around that girl. I’ve waited forever to be in
love, he wrote his sister. How many times I thought this is never going to happen to me. (When in
his second-favorite anime of all time, Robotech Macross, Rich Hunter finally hooked up with Lisa, he
broke down in front of the TV and cried. Don’t tell me they shot the president, his tío called from the
back room, where he was quietly snorting you-know-what.) It’s like I swallowed a piece of heaven,
he wrote to his sister in a letter. You can’t imagine how it feels.
Two days later he broke down and confessed to his sister about the gun stuff and she, back on a
short laundry visit, flipped out. She got them both on their knees in front of the altar she’d built to
their dead abuelo and had him swear on their mother’s living soul that he’d never pull anything like
that again as long as he lived. She even cried, she was so worried about him.
You need to stop this, Mister. I know I do, he said. But I don’t know if I’m even here, you know?
That night he and his sister both fell asleep on the couch, she first. Lola had just broken up with
her boyfriend for like the tenth time, but even Oscar, in his condition, knew they would be back
together in no time at all. Sometime before dawn he dreamt about all the girlfriends he’d never had,
row upon row upon row upon row, like the extra bodies that the Miraclepeople had in Alan Moore’s
Miracleman. You can do it, they said.
He awoke, cold, with a dry throat.
They met at the Japanese mall on Edgewater Road, Yaohan, which he had discovered one day on
his long I’m-bored drives and which he now considered part of their landscape, something to tell
their children about. It was where he came for his anime tapes and his mecha models. Ordered them
both chicken katsu curries and then sat in the large cafeteria with the view of Manhattan, the only
gaijin in the whole joint.
You have beautiful breasts, he said as an opener.
Confusion, alarm. Oscar. What’s the matter with you?
He looked out through the glass at Manhattan’s western flank, looked out like he was some deep
nigger. Then he told her.
There were no surprises. Her eyes went soft, she put a hand on his hand, her chair scraped closer,
there was a strand of yellow in her teeth. Oscar, she said gently, I have a boyfriend.
She drove him home; at the house he thanked her for her time, walked inside, lay in bed.
In June he graduated from Don Bosco. See them at graduation: his mother starting to look thin
(the cancer would grab her soon enough), Rudolfo high as shit, only Lola looking her best, beaming,
happy. You did it, Mister. You did it. He heard in passing that of everybody in their section of P-town
only he and Olga — poor fucked-up Olga — had not attended even one prom. Dude, Miggs joked, maybe you should have asked her out.
In September he headed to Rutgers New Brunswick, his mother gave him a hundred dollars and
his first kiss in five years, his tío a box of condoms: Use them all, he said, and then added: On girls.
There was the initial euphoria of finding himself alone at college, free of everything, completely on
his fucking own, and with it an optimism that here among these thousands of young people he would
find someone like him. That, alas, didn’t happen. The white kids looked at his black skin and his afro
and treated him with inhuman cheeriness. The kids of color, upon hearing him speak and seeing him
move his body, shook their heads. You’re not Dominican. And he said, over and over again, But I am.
Soy dominicano. Dominicano soy. After a spate of parties that led to nothing but being threatened by
some drunk white-boys, and dozens of classes where not a single girl looked at him, he felt the
optimism wane, and before he even realized what had happened he had buried himself in what
amounted to the college version of what he’d majored in all throughout high school: getting no ass.
His happiest moments were genre moments, like when Akira was released (1988). Pretty sad. Twice
a week he and his sister would dine at the Douglass dining hall; she was a Big Woman on Campus
and knew just about everybody with any pigment, had her hand on every protest and every march,
but that didn’t help his situation any: During their get-togethers she would give him advice and he
would nod quietly and afterward would sit at the E bus stop and stare at all the pretty Douglass girls
and wonder where he’d gone wrong in his life. He wanted to blame the books, the sci-fi, but he
couldn’t — he loved them too much. Despite swearing early on to change his nerdly ways, he
continued to eat, continued not to exercise, continued to use flash words, and after a couple
semesters without any friends but his sister, he joined the university’s resident geek organization,
RU Gamers, which met in the classrooms beneath Frelinghuysen and boasted an entirely male
membership. He had thought college would be better, as far as girls were concerned, but those first
years it wasn’t.
It’s never the changes we want that change everything.
This is how it all starts: with your mother calling you into the bathroom. You will remember what
you were doing at that precise moment for the rest of your lift: You were reading Watership Down
and the rabbits and their does were making their dash for the boat and you didn’t want to stop
reading, the book has to go back to your brother tomorrow, but then she called you again, louder,
her I’m-not-fucking-around voice, and you mumbled irritably, Sí, señora.
She was standing in front of the medicine cabinet mirror, naked from the waist up, her bra slung
about her waist like a torn sail, the scar on her back as vast and inconsolable as a sea. You want to
return to your book, to pretend you didn’t hear her, but it is too late. Her eyes meet yours, the same
big smoky eyes you will have in the future. Ven acá, she commanded. She is frowning at something
on one of her breasts. Your mother’s breasts are immensities. One of the wonders of the world. The
only ones you’ve seen that are bigger are in nudie magazines or on really fat ladies. They’re 35
triple-Ds and the aureoles are as big as saucers and black as pitch and at their edges are fierce hairs
that sometimes she plucked and sometimes she didn’t. These breasts have always embarrassed you
and when you walk in public with her you are always conscious of them. After her face and her hair,
her chest is what she is most proud of. Your father could never get enough of them, she always
brags. But given the fact that he ran off on her after their third year of marriage, it seemed in the
end that he could.
You dread conversations with your mother. Those one-sided dressing-downs. You figured that she
has called you in to give you another earful about your diet. Your mom’s convinced that if you eat
more plátanos you will suddenly acquire her same extraordinary train-wrecking secondary sex
characteristics. Even at that age you were nothing if not your mother’s daughter. You were twelve
years old and already as tall as she was, a long slender-necked ibis of a girl. You had her green eyes
(clearer, though) and her straight hair which makes you look more Hindu than Dominican and a
behind that the boys haven’t been able to stop talking about since the fifth grade and whose appeal
you do not yet understand. You have her complexion too, which means you are dark. But for all your
similarities, the tides of inheritance have yet to reach your chest. You have only the slightest hint of
breast; from most angles you’re flat as a board and you’re thinking she’s going to order you to stop
wearing bras again because they’re suffocating your potential breasts, discouraging them from
popping out of you. You’re ready to argue with her to the death because you’re as possessive of your
bras as you are of the pads you now buy yourself
But no, she doesn’t say a word about eating more plátanos. Instead, she takes your right hand and
guides you. Your mom is rough in all things but this time she is gentle. You did not think her capable
Do you feel that? she asks in her too-familiar raspy voice.
At first all you feel is the heat of her and the density of the tissue, like a bread that never stopped
rising. She kneads your fingers into her. You’re as close as you’ve ever been and your breathing is
what you hear.
Don’t you feel that? She turns toward you. Coño, muchacha, stop looking at me and feel.
So you close your eyes and your fingers are pushing down and you’re thinking of Helen Keller and
how when you were little you wanted to be her except more nun-ish and then suddenly without
warning you do feel something. A knot just beneath her skin, tight and secretive as a plot. And at
that moment, for reasons you will never quite understand, you are overcome by the feeling, the
premonition, that something in your life is about to change. You become light-headed and you can
feel a throbbing in your blood, a beat, a rhythm, a drum. Bright lights zoom through you like photon
torpedoes, like comets. You don’t know how or why you know this thing but you know it cannot be
doubted. It is exhilarating. For as long as you’ve been alive you’ve had bruja ways; even your mother
will begrudge you that much. Hija de Liborio she called you after you picked your tía’s winning
numbers for her and you assumed Liborio was a relative. That was before Santo Domingo, before
you knew about the Great Power of God.
I feel it, you say, too loudly. Lo siento.
And like that, everything changes. Before the winter is out the doctors remove that breast you
were kneading, along with the axillary lymph node. Because of the operations she will have trouble
lifting her arm over her head for the rest of her life. Her hair begins to fallout, and one day she pulls
it all out herself and puts it inside a plastic bag. You change too. Not right away, but it happens. And
it’s in that bathroom where it all begins. Where you begin.
A punk chick. That’s what I became. A Siouxsie and the Banshees-loving punk chick. The
puertorican kids on the block couldn’t stop laughing when they saw my hair, they called me Blacula,
and the morenos, they didn’t know what to say: they just called me devil-bitch. Yo, devil-bitch, yo,
yo! My tía Rubelka thought it was some kind of mental illness. Hija, she said while frying pastelitos, maybe you need help. But my mother was the worst. It’s the last straw, she screamed. The. Last.
Straw. But it always was with her. Mornings when I came downstairs she’d be in the kitchen making
her coffee in la greca and listening to Radio WADO and when she saw me and my hair she’d get mad
all over again, as if during the night she’d forgotten who I was. My mother was one of the tallest
women in Paterson, and her anger was just as tall. It pincered you in its long arms, and if you
showed any weakness you were finished. Que muchacha tan fea, she said in disgust, splashing the
rest of her coffee in the sink. Fea’s become my new name. Nothing new, really. She’s been saying
stuff like that all our lives. My mother would never win any awards, believe me. You could call her
an absentee parent: if she wasn’t at work she was sleeping, and when she was around it seemed all
she did was scream and hit. As kids, me and Oscar were more scared of our mother than we were of
the dark or el cuco. She would hit us anywhere, in front of anyone, always free with the chanclas
and the correa, but now with her cancer there’s not much she can do anymore. The last time she
tried to whale on me it was because of my hair, but instead of cringing or running I punched her
hand. It was a reflex more than anything, but once it happened I knew I couldn’t take it back, not
ever, and so I just kept my fist clenched, waiting for whatever came next, for her to attack me with
her teeth like she did to this one lady in the Pathmark. But she just stood there shaking, in her
stupid wig and her stupid bata, with two huge foam prostheses in her bra, the smell of burning wig
all around us. I almost felt sorry for her. This is how you treat your mother? she cried. And if I could
have I would have broken the entire length of my life across her face, but instead I screamed back,
And this is how you treat your daughter?
Things had been bad between us all year. How could they not have been? She was my Old World
Dominican mother and I was her only daughter, the one she had raised up herself with the help of
nobody, which meant it was her duty to keep me crushed under her heel. I was fourteen and
desperate for my own patch of world that had nothing to do with her. I wanted the life that I used to
see when I watched Big Blue Marble as a kid, the life that drove me to make pen pals and to take
atlases home from school. The life that existed beyond Paterson, beyond my family, beyond Spanish.
And as soon as she became sick I saw my chance, and I’m not going to pretend or apologize; I saw
my chance and eventually I took it. If you didn’t grow up like I did then you don’t know and if you
don’t know it’s probably better you don’t judge. You don’t know the hold our mothers have on us,
even the ones that are never around — especially the ones that are never around. What it’s like to
be the perfect Dominican daughter, which is just a nice way of saying a perfect Dominican slave. You
don’t know what it’s like to grow up with a mother who never said a positive thing in her life, not
about her children or the world, who was always suspicious, always tearing you down and splitting
your dreams straight down the seams. When my first pen pal, Tomoko, stopped writing me after
three letters she was the one who laughed: You think someone’s going to lose life writing to you? Of
course I cried; I was eight and I had already planned that Tomoko and her family would adopt me. My mother of course saw clean into the marrow of those dreams, and laughed. I wouldn’t write to
you either, she said. She was that kind of mother: who makes you doubt yourself who would wipe
you out if you let her. But I’m not going to pretend either. For a long time I let her say what she
wanted about me, and what was worse, for a long time I believed her. I was a fea, I was a worthless,
I was an idiota. From ages two to thirteen I believed her and because I believed her I was the
perfect hija. I was the one cooking, cleaning, doing the wash, buying groceries, writing letters to the
bank to explain why a house payment was going to be late, translating. I had the best grades in my
class. I never caused trouble, even when the morenas used to come after me with scissors because
of my straight-straight hair. I stayed at home and made sure Oscar was fed and that everything ran
right while she was at work. I raised him and I raised me. I was the one. You’re my hija, she said,
that’s what you’re supposed to be doing. When that thing happened to me when I was eight and I
finally told her what he had done, she told me to shut my mouth and stop crying, and I did exactly
that, I shut my mouth and clenched my legs, and my mind, and within a year I couldn’t have told you
what that neighbor looked like, or even his name. All you do is complain, she said to me. But you
have no idea what life really is. Sí, señora. When she told me that I could go on my sixth grade
sleep-away to Bear Mountain and I bought a backpack with my own paper-route money and wrote
Bobby Santos notes because he was promising to break into my cabin and kiss me in front of
everyone I believed her, and when on the morning of the trip she announced that I wasn’t going and
I said, But you promised, and she said, Muchacha del diablo, I promised you nothing, I didn’t throw
my backpack at her or pull out my eyes, and when it was Laura Saenz who ended up kissing Bobby
Santos, not me, I didn’t say anything, either. I just lay in my room with stupid Bear-Bear and sang
under my breath, imagining where I would run away to when I grew up. To Japan maybe, where I
would track down Tomoko, or to Austria, where my singing would inspire a remake of The Sound of
Music. All my favorite books from that period were about runaways. Watership Down, The Incredible
Journey, My Side of the Mountain, and when Bon Jovi’s ‘Runaway’ came out I imagined it was me
they were singing about. No one had any idea. I was the tallest, dorkiest girl in the school, the one
who dressed up as Wonder Woman every Halloween, the one who never said a word. People saw me
in my glasses and my hand-me-down clothes and could not have imagined what I was capable of.
And then when I was twelve I got that feeling, the scary witchy one, and before I knew it my mother
was sick and the wildness that had been in me all along, that I tried to tamp down with chores and
with homework and with promises that once I reached college I would be able to do whatever I
pleased, burst out. I couldn’t help it. I tried to keep it down but it just flooded through all my quiet
spaces. It was a message more than a feeling, a message that tolled like a bell: change, change,
It didn’t happen overnight. Yes, the wildness was in me, yes it kept my heart beating fast all the
long day, yes it danced around me while I walked down the street, yes it let me look boys straight in
the face when they stared at me, yes it turned my laugh from a cough into a long wild fever, but I
was still scared. How could I not be? I was my mother’s daughter. Her hold on me stronger than
love. And then one day I was walking home with Karen Cepeda, who at that time was like my friend.
Karen did the goth thing really well; she had spiky Robert Smith hair and wore all black and had the
skin color of a ghost. Walking with her in Paterson was like walking with the bearded lady.
Everybody would stare and it was the scariest thing, and that was, I guess, why I did it. We were walking down Main and being stared at by everybody and out of nowhere I said, Karen, I
want you to cut my hair. As soon as I said it I knew. The feeling in my blood, the rattle, came over me
again. Karen raised her eyebrow: What about your mother? You see, it wasn’t just me, everybody
was scared of Belicia de León.
Fuck her, I said.
Karen looked at me like I was being stupid — I never cursed, but that was something else that was
about to change. The next day we locked ourselves in her bathroom and downstairs her father and
uncles were bellowing at some soccer game. Well, how do you want it? she asked. I looked at the girl
in the mirror for a long time. All I knew was that I didn’t want to see her ever again. I put the
clippers in Karen’s hand, turned them on, and guided her hand until it was all gone.
So now you’re punk? Karen asked uncertainly.
Yes, I said.
The next day my mother threw the wig at me. You’re going to wear this. You’re going to wear it
every day. And if I see you without it on I’m going to kill you!
I didn’t say a word. I held the wig over the burner.
Don’t do it, she swore as the burner clicked. Don’t you dare—
It went up in a flash, like gasoline, like a stupid hope, and if I hadn’t thrown it in the sink it would
have taken my hand. The smell was horrible, like all of the chemicals from all the factories in
That was when she slapped at me, when I struck her hand and she snatched it back, like I was the
Of course everyone thought I was the worst daughter ever. My tía and our neighbors kept saying,
Hija, she’s your mother, she’s dying, but I wouldn’t listen. When I caught her hand a door opened.
And I wasn’t about to turn my back on it.
But God, how we fought! Sick or not, dying or not, my mother wasn’t going to go down easily. She
wasn’t una pendeja. I’d seen her slap grown men, push white police officers onto their asses, curse a
whole group of bochincheras. She had raised me and my brother by herself: she had worked three
jobs until she could buy this house we live in, she had survived being abandoned by my father, she
had come from Santo Domingo all by herself and as a young girl she claimed to have been beaten,
set on fire, left for dead. There was no way she was going to let me go without killing me first.
Fígurin de mierda, she called me. You think you’re someone but you ain’t nada. She dug hard,
looking for my seams, wanting me to tear like always, but I didn’t weaken, I wasn’t going to. It was
that feeling I had, that my life was waiting for me on the other side, that made me fearless. When
she threw away my Smiths and Sisters of Mercy posters — Aquí yo no quiero maricones — I bought
replacements. When she threatened to tear up my new clothes, I started keeping them in my locker
and at Karen’s house. When she told me that I had to quit my job at the Greek diner I explained to
my boss that my mother was starting to lose it because of her chemo, so when she called to say I
couldn’t work there anymore he just handed me the phone and stared out at his customers in
embarrassment. When she changed the locks on me — I had started staying out late, going to the
Limelight because even though I was fourteen I looked twenty-five — I would knock on Oscar’s
window and he would let me in, scared because the next day my mother would run around the house
screaming, Who the hell let that hija de la gran puta in the house? Who? Who? And Oscar would be
at the breakfast table, stammering, I don’t know, Mami, I don’t.
Her rage filled the house, flat stale smoke. It got into everything, into our hair and our food, like
the fallout they talked to us about in school that would one day drift down soft as snow. My brother
didn’t know what to do. He stayed in his room, though sometimes he would lamely try to ask me
what was going on. Nothing. You can tell me, Lola, he said, and I could only laugh. You need to lose
weight, I told him.
In those final weeks I knew better than to walk near my mother. Most of the time she just looked
at me with the stink eye, but sometimes without warning she would grab me by my throat and hang
on until I pried her fingers from me. She didn’t bother talking to me unless it was to make death
threats. When you grow up you’ll meet me in a dark alley when you least expect it and then I’ll kill
you and nobody will know I did it! Literally gloating as she said this.
You’re crazy, I told her. You don’t call me crazy, she said, and then she sat down, panting. It was
bad but no one expected what came next. So obvious when you think about it. All my life I’d been
swearing that one day I would just disappear. And one day I did.
I ran off, dique, because of a boy.
What can I really tell you about him? He was like all boys: beautiful and callow, and like an insect
he couldn’t sit still. Un blanquito with long hairy legs I met one night at Limelight.
His name was Aldo.
He was nineteen and lived down at the Jersey Shore with his seventy-four-year-old father. In the
back of his Oldsmobile on University I pulled my leather skirt up and my fishnet stockings down and
the smell of me was everywhere. That was our first date. The spring of my sophomore year we wrote
and called each other at least once a day. I even drove down with Karen to visit him in Wildwood
(she had a license, I didn’t). He lived and worked near the boardwalk, one of three guys who
operated the bumper cars, the only one without tattoos. You should stay, he told me that night while
Karen walked ahead of us on the beach. Where would I live? I asked and he smiled. With me. Don’t
lie, I said, but he looked out at the surf. I want you to come, he said seriously.
He asked me three times. I counted, I know.
That summer my brother announced that he was going to dedicate his life to designing roleplaying games and my mother was trying to keep a second job, for the first time since her operation.
It wasn’t working out. She was coming home exhausted, and since I wasn’t helping, nothing around
the house was getting done. Some weekends my tía Rubelka would help out with the cooking and
cleaning and would lecture us both but she had her own family to watch after so most of the time we
were on our own. Come, he said on the phone. And then in August Karen left for Slippery Rock. She
had graduated from high school a year early. If I don’t see Paterson again it will be too soon, she
said before she left. That was the September I cut school six times in my first two weeks. I just
couldn’t do school anymore. Something inside wouldn’t let me. It didn’t help that I was reading The
Fountainhead and had decided that I was Dominique and Aldo was Roark. I’m sure I could have
stayed that way forever, too scared to jump, but finally what we’d all been waiting for happened. My
mother announced at dinner, quietly: I want you both to listen to me: the doctor is running more
tests on me.
Oscar looked like he was going to cry. He put his head down. And my reaction? I looked at her and
said: Could you please pass the salt?
These days I don’t blame her for smacking me across my face, but right then it was all I needed. We jumped on each other and the table fell and the sancocho spilled all over the floor and Oscar just
stood in the corner bellowing, Stop it, stop it, stop it!
Hija de tu maldita madre, she shrieked. And I said: This time I hope you die from it.
For a couple of days the house was a war zone, and then on Friday she let me out of my room and
I was allowed to sit next to her on the sofa and watch novelas with her. She was waiting for her
blood work to come back but you would never have known her life was in the balance. She watched
the TV like it was the only thing that mattered, and whenever one of the characters did something
underhanded she would start waving her arms. Someone has to stop her! Can’t they see what that
puta is up to?
I hate you, I said very quietly, but she didn’t hear. Go get me some water, she said. Put an ice cube
That was the last thing I did for her. The next morning I was on the bus bound for the Shore. One
bag, two hundred dollars in tips, tío Rudolfo’s old knife. I was so scared. I couldn’t stop shaking. The
whole ride down I was expecting the sky to split open and my mother to reach down and shake me.
But it didn’t happen. Nobody but the man across the aisle noticed me. You’re really beautiful, he
said. Like a girl I once knew.
I didn’t write them a note. That’s how much I hated them. Her. That night while we lay in Aldo’s
sweltering kitty-litter infested room I told him: I want you to do it to me.
He started unbuttoning my pants. Are you sure?
Definitely, I said grimly.
He had a long, thin dick that hurt like hell, but the whole time I just said, Oh yes, Aldo, yes,
because that was what I imagined you were supposed to say while you were losing your ‘virginity’ to
some boy you thought you loved.
It was like the stupidest thing I ever did. I was miserable. And so bored. But of course I wouldn’t
admit it. I had run away, so I was happy! Happy! Aldo had neglected to mention all those times he
told me to live with him that his father hated him like I hated my mother. Aldo Sr. had been in World
War II, and he’d never forgiven the ‘Japs’ for all the friends he had lost. My dad’s so full of shit, Aldo
said. He never left Fort Dix. I don’t think his father said four words to me the whole time I lived with
them. He was one mean viejito and even had a padlock around the refrigerator. Stay the hell out of
it, he told me. We couldn’t even get ice cubes out. Aldo and his dad lived in one of the cheapest little
bungalows, and me and Aldo slept in a room where his father kept the cat litter for his two cats and
at night we would move it out into the hallway but he always woke up before us and put it back in
the room — I told you to leave my crap alone. Which was funny when you think about it. But it
wasn’t funny then. I got a job selling French fries on the boardwalk, and between the hot oil and the
cat piss I couldn’t smell anything else. On my days off I would drink with Aldo, or I would sit in the
sand dressed in all black and try to write in my journal, which I was sure would form the foundation
for a utopian society after we blew ourselves into radioactive kibble. Sometimes other boys would
walk up to me and would throw lines at me like, Who fuckin’ died? What’s with your hair? They
would sit down next to me in the sand. You a good-looking girl, you should be in a bikini. Why, so you
can rape me? Jesus Christ, one of them said, jumping to his feet, what the hell is wrong with you?
To this day I don’t know how I lasted. At the beginning of October I was laid off from the french fry
palace; by then most of the boardwalk was closed up and I had nothing to do except hang out at the
public library, which was even smaller than my high school one. Aldo had moved on to working with
his dad in his garage, which only made them more pissed at each other, and by extension more
pissed off at me. When they got home they would drink Schlitz and complain about the Phillies. I
guess I should count myself lucky that they didn’t just decide to bury the hatchet by gangbanging
me. I stayed out as much as I could and waited for the feelings to come back to me, to tell me what I
should do next, but I was bone-dry, bereft, no visions whatsoever. I started to think that maybe it
was like in the books; as soon as I lost my virginity I lost my power. I got really mad at Aldo after
that. You’re a drunk, I told him. And an idiot. So what, he shot back. Your pussy smells. Then stay
out of it! I will! But of course I was happy! Happy! I kept waiting to run into my family posting up
flyers of me on the boardwalk, my mom, the tallest blackest chestiest thing in sight, Oscar looking
like the brown blob, my tía Rubelka, maybe even my tío if they could get him off the heroin long
enough, but the closest I came to any of that was some flyers someone had put up for a cat they lost.
That’s white people for you. They lose a cat and it’s an all points bulletin, but we Dominicans, we
lose a daughter and we might not even cancel our appointment at the salon.
By November I was so finished. I would sit there with Aldo and his putrid father and the old shows
would come on the TV, the ones me and my brother used to watch when we were kids, Three’s
Company, What’s Happening, The Jeffersons, and my disappointment would grind against some
organ that was very soft and tender. It was starting to get cold too, and wind just walked right into
the bungalow and got under your blankets or jumped in the shower with you. It was awful. I kept
having these stupid visions of my brother trying to cook for himself. Don’t ask me why. I was the one
who cooked for us, the only thing Oscar knew how to make was grilled cheese. I imagined him thin
as a reed, wandering around the kitchen, opening cabinets forlornly. I even started dreaming about
my mother, except in my dreams she was a little girl, and I mean really little; I could hold her in the
palm of my hand and she was always trying to say something. I would put her right up to my ear and
I still couldn’t hear.
I always hated obvious dreams like that. I still do.
And then Aldo decided to be cute. I knew he was getting unhappy with us but I didn’t know exactly
how bad it was until one night he had his friends over. His father had gone to Atlantic City and they
were all drinking and smoking and telling dumb jokes and suddenly Aldo says: Do you know what
Pontiac stands for? Poor Old Nigger Thinks It’s A Cadillac. But who was he looking at when he told
his punch line? He was looking straight at me. That night he wanted me, but I pushed his hand
away. Don’t touch me. Don’t get sore, he said, putting my hand on his cock. It wasn’t nothing.
And then he laughed.
So what did I do a couple days later: a really dumb thing. I called home. The first time no one
answered. The second time it was Oscar. The de León residence, how may I direct your call? That
was my brother for you. This is why everybody in the world hated his guts.
It’s me, dumb-ass.
Lola. He was so quiet, and then I realized he was crying. Where are you?
You don’t want to know. I switched ears, trying to keep my voice casual. How is everybody?
Lola, Mami’s going to kill you.
Dumb-ass, could you keep your voice down. Mami isn’t home, is she? She’s working. What a
surprise, I said. Mami working. On the last minute of the last hour of the last day my mother would
be at work. She would be at work when the missiles were in the air.
I guess I must have missed him real bad, or I just wanted to see somebody who knew anything
about me, or the cat piss had damaged my common sense because I gave him the address of a coffee
shop on the boardwalk and told him to bring some of my clothes and some of my books.
Bring me money too.
He paused. I don’t know where Mami keeps it.
You know, Mister. Just bring it.
How much? he asked timidly.
All of it.
That’s a lot of money, Lola.
Just bring me the money, Oscar.
OK, OK. He inhaled deeply. Will you at least tell me if you’re OK or not?
I’m OK, I said, and that was the only point in the conversation where I almost cried. I kept quiet
until I could speak again, and then I asked him how: he was going to get down here without our
mother finding out.
You know me, he said weakly. I might be a dork but I’m a resourceful dork.
I should have known not to trust anybody whose favorite books as a child were Encyclopedia
Brown. But I wasn’t really thinking; I was so looking forward to seeing him.
By then I had this plan. I was going to convince my brother to run away with me. My plan was that
we would go to Dublin. I had met a bunch of Irish guys on the boardwalk and they had sold me on
their country. I would become a backup singer for U2, and both Bono and the drummer would fall in
love with me, and Oscar could become the Dominican James Joyce. I really believed it would happen
too. That’s how deluded I was by then.
The next day I walked into the coffee shop, looking brand-new, and he was there, with the bag.
Oscar, I said, laughing, you’re so fat!
I know, he said, ashamed. I was worried about you.
We embraced for like an hour and then he started crying. Lola, I’m sorry. It’s OK, I said, and that’s
when I looked up and saw my mother and my tía Rubelka and my tío walk into the shop.
Oscar! I screamed but it was too late. My mother already had me in her hands. She looked so thin
and worn, almost like a hag, but she was holding on to me like I was her last nickel, and underneath
her red wig her green eyes were furious. I noticed, absently, that she had dressed up for the
occasion. That was typical. Muchacha del diablo, she shrieked. I managed to haul her out of the
coffee shop and when she pulled back her hand to smack me I broke free. I ran for it. Behind me I
could feel her sprawling, hitting the curb hard with a crack, but I wasn’t looking back. No — I was
running. In elementary school, whenever we had field day I was always the fastest girl in my grade,
took home all the ribbons; they said it wasn’t fair because I was so big, but I didn’t care. I could
even have beat the boys if I’d wanted to, so there was no way my sick mother, my messed-up tío, and
my fat brother were going to catch me. I was going to run as fast as my long legs could carry me. I
was going to run down the boardwalk, past Aldo’s miserable house, out of Wildwood, out of New
Jersey, and I wasn’t going to stop. I was going to fly.
Anyway, that’s how it should have worked out. But I looked back. I couldn’t help it. It’s not like I
didn’t know my Bible, all that pillars-of-salt stuff, but when you’re someone’s daughter that she
raised by herself with no help from nobody, habits die hard. I just wanted to make sure my mom
hadn’t broken her arm or cracked open her skull. I mean, really, who the hell wants to kill her own
mother by accident? That’s the only reason I glanced back. She was sprawled on the ground, her
wig had fallen out of reach, her poor bald head out in the day like something private and shameful,
and she was bawling like a lost calf, Hija, hija. And there I was, wanting to run off into my future. It
was right then when I needed that feeling to guide me, but it wasn’t anywhere in sight. Only me. In
the end I didn’t have the ovaries. She was on the ground, bald as a baby, crying, probably a month
away from dying, and here I was, her one and only daughter. And there was nothing I could do about
it. So I walked back, and when I reached down to help her she clamped on to me with both hands.
That was when I realized she hadn’t been crying at all. She’d been faking! Her smile was like a
Ya te tengo, she said, jumping triumphantly to her feet.
And that is how I ended up in Santo Domingo. I guess my mother thought it would be harder for
me to run away from an island where I knew no one, and in a way she was right. I’m into my sixth
month here and these days I’m just trying to be philosophical about the whole thing. I wasn’t like
that at first, but in the end I had to let it go. It was like the fight between the egg and the rock, my
abuela said. No winning. I’m actually going to school, not that it’s going to count when I return to
Paterson, but it keeps me busy and out of mischief and around people my own age. You don’t need to
be around us viejos all day, Abuela says. I have mixed feelings about the school. For one thing, it’s
improved my Spanish a lot. The — Academy is a private school, a Carol Morgan wannabe filled with
people my do Carlos Moya calls los hijos de mami y papi. And then there’s me. If you think it was
tough being a goth in Paterson, try being a Dominican York in one of those private schools back in
DR. You will never meet bitchier girls in your whole life. They whisper about me to death. Someone
else would have a nervous breakdown, but after Wildwood I’m not so brittle. I don’t let it get to me.
And the irony of all ironies? I’m on our school’s track team. I joined because my friend Rosio, the
scholarship girl from Los Mina, told me I could win a spot on the team on the length of my legs
alone. Those are the pins of a winner, she prophesied. Well, she must have known something I didn’t
because I’m now our school’s top runner in the 400 meters and under. That I have talent at this
simple thing never ceases to amaze me. Karen would pass out if she could see me running sprints
out behind my school while Coach Cortes screams at us, first in Spanish and then in Catalan.
Breathe, breathe, breathe! I’ve got like no fat left on me, and the musculature of my legs impresses
everyone, even me. I can’t wear shorts anymore without causing traffic jams and the other day when
my abuela locked us out of the house she turned to me in frustration and said, Hija, just kick the
door open. That pushed a laugh out of both of us.
So much has changed these last months, in my head, my heart. Rosio has me dressing up like a
‘real Dominican girl’. She’s the one who fixed my hair and who helps me with my makeup, and
sometimes when I see myself in mirrors I don’t even know who I am anymore. Not that I’m unhappy
or anything. Even if I found a hot-air balloon that would whisk me straight to Uz’s house, I’m not
sure I would take it. (I’m still not talking to my traitor brother, though.) The truth is I’m even
thinking of staying one more year. Abuela doesn’t want me to ever leave — I’ll miss you, she says so
simply it can’t be anything but true, and my mom has told me I can stay if I want to but that I would
be welcome at home too. Tía Rubelka tells me she’s hanging tough, my mother, that she’s back to
two jobs. They send me a picture of the whole family and Abuela frames it and I can’t look at them
without misting up. My mother’s not wearing her fakies in it; she looks so thin I don’t even
Just know that I would die for you, she told me the last time we talked. And before I could say
anything she hung up.
But that’s not what I wanted to tell you. It’s about that crazy feeling that started this whole mess,
the bruja feeling that comes singing out of my bones, that takes hold of me the way blood seizes
cotton. The feeling that tells me that everything in my life is about to change. It’s come back. Just
the other day I woke up from all these dreams and it was there, pulsing inside of me. I imagine this
is what it feels like to have a child in you. At first I was scared because I thought it was telling me to
run away again, but every time I looked around our house, every time I saw my abuela, the feeling
got stronger so I knew this was something different. I was dating a boy by then, a sweet morenito by
the name of Max Sanchez, whom I had met in Los Mina while visiting Rosio. He’s short but his smile
and his snappy dressing make up for a lot. Because I’m from Nueba Yol he talks about how rich he’s
going to become and I try to explain to him that I don’t care about that but he looks at me like I’m
crazy. I’m going to get a white Mercedes-Benz, he says. Tü veras. But it’s the job he has that I love
best, that got me and him started. In Santo Domingo two or three theaters often share the same set
of reels for a movie, so when the first theater finishes with the first reel they put it in Max’s hands
and he rides his motorcycle like crazy to make it to the second theater and then he drives back,
waits, picks up the second reel, and so on. If he’s held up or gets into an accident the first reel will
end and there will be no second reel and the people in the audience will throw bottles. So far he’s
been blessed, he tells me and kisses his San Miguel medal. Because of me, he brags, one movie
becomes three. I’m the man who puts together the pictures. Max’s not from ‘la clase alta,’ as my
abuela would describe it, and if any of the stuck-up bitches in school saw us they would just about
die, but I’m fond of him. He holds open doors, he calls me his morena; when he’s feeling brave he
touches my arm gently and then pulls back.
Anyway, I thought maybe the feeling was about Max and so one day I let him take us to one of the
love motels. He was so excited he almost fell off the bed and the first thing he wanted was to look at
my ass. I never knew my big ass could be such a star attraction but he kissed it, four, five times,
gave me goose bumps with his breath and pronounced it a tesoro. When we were done and he was
in the bathroom washing himself I stood in front of the mirror naked and looked at my culo for the
first time. A tesoro, I repeated. A treasure. Well? Rosio asked at school. And I nodded once, quickly, and she grabbed me and laughed and all
the girls I hated turned to look but what could they do? Happiness, when it comes, is stronger than
all the jerk girls in Santo Domingo combined.
But I was still confused. Because the feeling, it just kept getting stronger and stronger, wouldn’t
let me sleep, wouldn’t give me any peace. I started losing races, which was something I never did.
You ain’t so great, are you, gringa, the girls on the other teams hissed at me and I could only hang
my head. Coach Cortes was so unhappy he just locked himself in his car and wouldn’t say anything
to any of us.
The whole thing was driving me crazy, and then one night I came home from being out with Max.
He had taken me for a walk along the Malecón — he never had money for anything else — and we
had watched the bats zigzagging over the palms and an old ship head into the distance. He talked
quietly about moving to the U.S. while I stretched my hamstrings. My abuela was waiting for me at
the living room table. Even though she still wears black to mourn the husband she lost when she
was young she’s one of the most handsome women I’ve ever known. We have the same jagged
lightning-bolt part and the first time I saw her at the airport I didn’t want to admit it but I knew that
things were going to be OK between us. She stood like she was her own best thing and when she
saw me she said, Hija, I have waited for you since the day you left. And then she hugged me and
kissed me and said, I’m your abuela, but you can call me La Inca.
Standing over her that night, her part like a crack in her hair, I felt a surge of tenderness. I put my
arms around her and that was when I noticed that she was looking at photos. Old photos, the kind
I’d never seen in my house. Photos of my mother when she was young and of other people. I picked
one up. Mami was standing in front of a Chinese restaurant. Even with the apron on she looked
potent, like someone who was going to be someone.
She was very guapa, I said casually. Abuela snorted. Guapa soy yo. Your mother was a diosa.
But so cabeza dura. When she was your age we never got along. I didn’t know that, I said. She was
cabeza dura and I was…exigente. But it all turned out for the best, she sighed. We have you and
your brother and that’s more than anyone could have hoped for, given what came before. She
plucked out one photo. This is your mother’s father, she offered me the photo. He was my cousin,
She was about to say something else and then she stopped.
And that’s when it hit with the force of a hurricane. The feeling. I stood straight up, the way my
mother always wanted me to stand up. My abuela was sitting there, forlorn, trying to cobble
together the right words and I could not move or breathe. I felt like I always did at the last seconds
of a race, when I was sure that I was going to explode. She was about to say something and I was
waiting for whatever she was going to tell me. I was waiting to begin.
The Three Heartbreaks of Belicia Cabral
LOOK AT THE PRINCESS
Before there was an American Story, before Paterson spread before Oscar and Lola like a dream,
or the trumpets from the Island of our eviction had even sounded, there was their mother, Hypatia
A girl so tall your leg bones ached just looking at her so dark it was as if the Creatrix had, in her
making, blinked who, like her yet-to-be-born daughter, would come to exhibit a particularly Jersey
malaise — the inextinguishable longing for elsewheres.
UNDER THE SEA
She lived in those days in Baní. Not the frenzied Baní of right now, supported by an endless supply
of DoYos who’ve laid claim to most of Boston, Providence, New Hampshire. This was the lovely Baní
of times past, beautiful and respectful. A city famed for its resistance to blackness, and it was here,
alas, that the darkest character in our story resided. On one of the main streets near the central
plaza. In a house that no longer stands. It was here that Beli lived with her mother-aunt, if not
exactly content, then certainly in a state of relative tranquility. From 1951 on, ‘hija’ and ‘madre’
running their famous bakery near the Plaza Central and keeping their fading, airless house in tip-top
shape. (Before 1951, our orphaned girl had lived with another foster family, monstrous people if the
rumors are to be believed, a dark period of her life neither she nor her madre ever referenced. Their
very own página en blanco.)
These were the Beautiful Days. When La Inca would recount for Beli her family’s illustrious history
while they pounded and wrung dough with bare hands (Your father! Your mother! Your sisters! Your
house!) or when the only talk between them was the voices on Carlos Moya’s radio and the sound of
the butter being applied to Beli’s ruined back. Days of mangoes, days of bread. There are not many
surviving photos from that period but it’s not hard to imagine them — arrayed in front of their
immaculate house in Los Pescadores. Not touching, because it was not their way. Respectability so
dense in la grande that you’d need a blowtorch to cut it, and a guardedness so Minas Tirith in la
pequeña that you’d need the whole of Mordor to overcome it. Theirs was the life of the Good People
of Sur. Church twice a week, and on Fridays a stroll through Baní’s parque central, where in those
nostalgic Trujillo days stickup kids were nowhere to be seen and the beautiful bands did play. They
shared the same sagging bed, and in the morning, while La Inca fished around blindly for her
chancletas, Beli would shiver out to the front of the house, and while La Inca brewed her coffee, Beli
would lean against the fence and stare. At what? The neighbors? The rising dust? At the world?
Hija, La Inca would call. Hija, come here!
Four, five times until finally La Inca walked over to fetch her, and only then did Beli come. Why are
you shouting? Beli wanted to know, annoyed. La Inca pushing her back toward the house: Will you
listen to this girl! Thinks herself a person when she’s not!
Beli, clearly: one of those Oya-souls, always turning, allergic to tranquilidad. Almost any other
Third World girl would have thanked Dios Santísimo for the blessed life she led: after all, she had a
madre who didn’t beat her, who (out of guilt or inclination) spoiled her rotten, bought her flash
clothes and paid her bakery wages, peanuts, I’ll admit, but that’s more than what ninety-nine
percent of other kids in similar situations earned, which was nathan. Our girl had it made, and yet it
did not feel so in her heart. For reasons she only dimly understood, by the time of our narrative, Beli
could no longer abide working at the bakery or being the ‘daughter’ of one of the ‘most upstanding
women in Baní’. She could not abide, period. Everything about her present life irked her; she
wanted, with all her heart, something else. When this dissatisfaction entered her heart she could not
recall, would later tell her daughter that it had been with her all her life, but who knows if this is
true? What exactly it was she wanted was never clear either: her own incredible life, yes, a
handsome, wealthy husband, yes, beautiful children, yes, a woman’s body, without question. If I had
to put it to words I’d say what she wanted, more than anything, was what she’d always wanted
throughout her Lost Childhood: to escape. From what was easy to enumerate: the bakery, her
school, dull-ass Baní, sharing a bed with her madre, the inability to buy the dresses she wanted,
having to wait until fifteen to straighten her hair, the impossible expectations of La Inca, the fact
that her long-gone parents had died when she was one, the whispers that Trujillo had done it, those
first years of her life when she’d been an orphan, the horrible scars from that time, her own
despised black skin. But where she wanted to escape to she could not tell you. I guess it wouldn’t
have mattered if she’d been a princess in a high castle or if her dead parents’ former estate, the
glorious Casa Hatüey, had been miraculously restored from Trujillo’s Omega Effect. She would have
Every morning the same routine: Hypatia Belicia Cabral, ven acá!
You ven acá, Beli muttered under her breath. You.
Beli had the inchoate longings of nearly every adolescent escapist, of an entire generation, but I
ask you: So fucking what? No amount of wishful thinking was changing the cold hard fact that she
was a teenage girl living in the Dominican Republic of Rafael Leonidas Trujillo Molina, the
Dictatingest Dictator who ever Dictated. This was a country, a society, that had been designed to be
virtually escape-proof. Alcatraz of the Antilles. There weren’t any Houdini holes in that Platano
Curtain. Options as rare as Tainos and for irascible dark-skinned flacas of modest means they were
rarer still. (If you want to cast her restlessness in a broader light: she was suffering the same
suffocation that was asphyxiating a whole generation of young Dominicans. Twenty-odd years of the
Trujillato had guaranteed that. Hers was the generation that would launch the Revolution’ but which
for the moment was turning blue for want of air. The generation reaching consciousness in a society
that lacked any. The generation that despite the consensus that declared change impossible
hankered for change all the same. At the end of her life, when she was being eaten alive by cancer,
Beli would talk about how trapped they all felt. It was like being at the bottom fan ocean, she said.
There was no light and a whole ocean crushing down on you. But most people had gotten so used to
it they thought it normal, they forgot even that there was a world above.)
But what could she do? Beli was a girl, for fuck’s sake; she had no power or beauty (yet) or talent
or family that could help her transcend, only La Inca, and La Inca wasn’t about to help our girl
escape anything. On the contrary, mon frère, La Inca, with her stiff skirts and imperious airs, had as
her central goal the planting of Belicia in the provincial soil of Baní and in the inescapable fact of
her Family’s Glorious Golden Past. The family Beli had never known, whom she had lost early.
(Remember, your father was a doctor, a doctor, and your mother was a nurse, a nurse.) La Inca
expected Beli to be the last best hope of her decimated family, expected her to play the key role in a
historical rescue mission, but what did she know about her family except the stories she was told ad
nauseam? And, ultimately, what did she care? She wasn’t a maldita ciguapa, with her feet pointing
backward in the past. Her feet pointed forward, she reminded La Inca over and over. Pointed to the
Your father was a doctor, La Inca repeated, unperturbed. Your mother was a nurse. They owned
the biggest house in La Vega.
Beli did not listen, but at night, when the alizé winds blew in, our girl would groan in her sleep.
LA CHICA DE MI ESCUELA
When Beli was thirteen, La Inca landed her a scholarship at El Redentor, one of the best schools in
Baní. On paper it was a pretty solid move. Orphan or not, Beli was the Third and Final Daughter of
one of the Cibao’s finest families, and a proper education was not only her due, it was her birthright.
La Inca also hoped to take some of the heat off Beli’s restlessness. A new school with the best
people in the valley, she thought, what couldn’t this cure? But despite the girl’s admirable lineage,
Beli herself had not grown up in her parents’ upper-class milieu. Had had no kind of breeding until
La Inca — her father’s favorite cousin — had finally managed to track her down (rescue her, really)
and brought her out of the Darkness of those days and into the light of Baní. In these last seven
years, meticulous punctilious La Inca had undone a lot of the damage that life in Outer Azua had
inflicted, but the girl was still crazy rough around the edges. Had all the upper-class arrogance you
could want, but she also had the mouth of a colmado superstar. Would chew anybody out for
anything. (Her years in Outer Azua to blame.) Putting her darkskinned media-campesina ass in a
tony school where the majority of the pupils were the whiteskinned children of the regime’s top
ladronazos turned out to be a better idea in theory than in practice. Brilliant doctor father or not,
Beli stood out in EI Redentor. Given the delicacy of the situation, another girl might have adjusted
the polarity of her persona to better fit in, would have kept her head down and survived by ignoring
the 10,001 barbs directed at her each day by students and staff alike. Not Beli. She never would
admit it (even to herself), but she felt utterly exposed at EI Redentor, all those pale eyes gnawing at
her duskiness like locusts — and she didn’t know how to handle such vulnerability. Did what had
always saved her in the past. Was defensive and aggressive and mad over-reactive. You said
something slightly off-color about her shoes and she brought up the fact that you had a slow eye and
danced like a goat with a rock stuck in its ass. Ouch. You would just be playing and homegirl would
be coming down on you off the top rope.
Let’s just say, by the end of her second quarter Beli could walk down the hall without fear that
anyone would crack on her. The downside of this of course was that she was completely alone. (It
wasn’t like In the Time of the Butterflies, where a kindly Mirabal Sister↓ steps up and befriends the
poor scholarship student.
≡ The Mirabal Sisters were the Great Martyrs of that period. Patria Mercedes, Minerva Argentina, and Antonia Maria — three beautiful sisters from Salcedo who resisted Trujillo and were murdered for it. (One of the main reasons why
the women from Salcedo have reputations for being so incredibly fierce, don’t take shit from nobody, not even a
Trujillo.) Their murders and the subsequent public outcry are believed by many to have signaled the official beginning
of the end of the Trujillato, the ‘tipping point,’ when folks finally decided enough was enough.
No Miranda here: everybody shunned her.) Despite the outsized expectations Beli had had on her
first days to be Number One in her class and to be crowned prom queen opposite handsome Jack
Pujols, Beli quickly found herself exiled beyond the bonewalls of the macroverse itself flung there by
the Ritual of Child. She wasn’t even lucky enough to be demoted into that lamentable subset —
those mega-losers that even the losers pick on. She was beyond that, in Sycorax territory. Her fellow
ultra-dalits included: the Boy in the Iron Lung whose servants would wheel him into the corner of
the class every morning and who always seemed to be smiling, the idiot, and the Chinese girl whose
father owned the largest pulperia in the country and was known, dubiously, as Trujillo’s Chino. In
her two years at El Redentor, Wei never managed to learn more than a gloss of Spanish, yet despite
this obvious impediment she reported dutifully to class every day. In the beginning the other
students had scourged her with all the usual anti-Asian nonsense. They cracked on her hair (It’s so
greasy!), on her eyes (Can you really see through those?), on chopsticks (I got some twigs for you!),
on language (variations on ching chong-ese.) The boys especially loved to tug their faces back into
bucked-tooth, chinky-eyed rictuses. Charming. Ha-ha. Jokes aplenty.
But once the novelty wore off (she didn’t ever respond), the students exiled Wei to the Phantom
Zone, and even the cries of China, China, China died down eventually.
This was who Beli sat next to her first two years of high school. But even Wei had some choice
words for Beli.
You black, she said, fingering Beli’s thin forearm. Black-black.
Beli tried her hardest but she couldn’t spin bomb-grade plutonium from the light-grade uranium of
her days. During her Lost Years there had been no education of any kind, and that gap had taken a
toll on her neural pathways, such that she could never fully concentrate on the material at hand. It
was stubbornness and the expectations of La Inca that kept Belicia lashed to the mast, even though
she was miserably alone and her grades were even worse than Wei’s. (You would think, La Inca
complained, that you could score higher than a china.) The other students bent furiously over their
exams while Beli stared at the hurricane whorl at the back of Jack Pools’ crew cut.
Senorita Cabral, are you finished? No, maestra. And then a forced return to the problem sets, as
though she were submerging herself in water against her will.
No one in her barrio could have imagined how much she hated school. La Inca certainly didn’t
have a clue. Colegio el Redentor was about a million miles removed from the modest working-class
neighborhood where she and La Inca lived. And Beli did everything possible to represent her school
as a paradise where she cavorted with the other Immortals, a four-year interval before the final
Apotheosis. Took on even more airs: where before, La Inca had to correct her on grammar and
against using slang, she now had the best diction and locution in Lower Baní. (She’s starting to talk
like Cervantes, La Inca bragged to the neighbors. I told you that school would be worth the trouble.)
Beli didn’t have much in the way of friends — only Dorca, the daughter of the woman who cleaned
for La Inca, who owned exactly no pair of shoes and worshipped the ground Beli walked on. For
Dorca she put on a show to end all shows. She wore her uniform straight through the day until La
Inca forced her to take it off (What do you think, these things were free?), and talked unceasingly
about her schoolmates, painting each one as her deepest friend and confidante; even the girls who
made it their mission to ignore and exclude her from everything, four girls we will call the Squadron
Supreme, found themselves rehabilitated in her tales as benevolent older spirits that dropped in on
Belicia every now and then to give her invaluable advice on the school and life in general. The
Squadron, it turned out, were all very jealous of her relationship with Jack Pujols (who, she
reminded Dorea, is my boyfriend) and invariably one member or another of the Squadron fell to
weakness and attempted to steal her novio but of course he always rebuked their treacherous
advances. I am appalled, Jack would say, casting the hussy aside. Especially considering how well
Belicia Cabral, daughter of the world-famous surgeon, has treated you. In every version, after a
prolonged period of iciness the offending Squadron member would throw herself at Beli’s feet and
beg forgiveness, which, after tense deliberation, Beli invariably granted. They can’t help it that
they’re weak, she explained to Dorea. Or that Jack is so guapo. What a world she spun! Beli talked of
parties and pools and polo games and dinners where bloody steak was heaped onto plates and
grapes were as common as tangerines. She in fact, without knowing, was talking about the life she
never knew: the life of Casa Hatüey. So astonishing were her descriptions that Dorea often said, I
would like to go to school with you one day.
Beli snorted. You must be crazy! You’re too stupid! And Dorea would lower her head. Stare at her
own broad feet. Dusty in their chancletas. La Inca talked about Beli becoming a female doctor (You
wouldn’t be the first, but you’d be the best!), imagined her hija raising test tubes up to the light, but
Beli usually passed her school days dreaming about the various boys around her (she had stopped
staring at them openly after one of her teachers had written a letter home to La Inca and La Inca
had chastised her, Where do you think you are? A brothel? This is the best school in Baní, muchacha,
you’re ruining your reputation!), and if not about the boys then about the house she was convinced
she would one day own, furnishing it in her mind, room by room by room. Her madre wanted her to
bring back Casa Hatüey, a history house, but Beli’s house was new and crisp, had no history at all
attached to it. In her favorite María Montez daydream, a dashing European of the Jeans Pierre
Aumont variety (who happened to look exactly like Jack Pujols) would catch sight of her in the
bakery and fall madly in love with her and sweep her off to his chateau in France.↓
≡ María Montez, celebrated Dominican actress, moved to the U.S. and made more than twenty-five films between 1940
and 1951, including Arabian Nights, Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves, Cobra Woman, and my personal favorite, Siren of
Atlantis. Crowned the ‘Qyeen of Technicolor’ by fans and historians alike. Born María Africa Gracia Vidal on June 6,
1912, in Barahona, bit her screen name from the famous nineteenth-century courtesan Lola Montez (herself famous for
fucking, among others, the part-Haitian Alexandre Dumas). María Montez was the original J. Lo (or whatever smoking
caribeña is the number-one eye-crack of your time), the first real international star the DR had. Ended up marrying a
Frenchie (sorry, Anacaona) and moving to Paris after World War II. Drowned alone in her bathtub, at the age of thirtynine. No sign of struggle, no evidence of foul play. Did some photo ops for the Trujillato every now and then, but
nothing serious. It should be pointed out that while in France, María proved to be quite the nerd. Wrote three books.
Two were published. The third manuscript was lost after her death.
(Wake up, girl! You’re going to burn the pan de agua!)
She wasn’t the only girl dreaming like this. This jiringonza was in the air, it was the dreamshit that
they fed girls day and night. It’s surprising Beli could think of anything else, what with that heavy
rotation of boleros, canciones, and versos spinning in her head, with the Listin Diario’s society pages
spread before her. Beli at thirteen believed in love like a seventy-year-old widow who’s been
abandoned by family, husband, children, and fortune believes in God. Belicia was, if it was possible,
even more susceptible to the Casanova Wave than many of her peers. Our girl was straight boycrazy. (To be called boy-crazy in a country like Santo Domingo is a singular distinction; it means that
you can sustain infatuations that would reduce your average northamericana to cinders.) She stared
at the young bravos on the bus, secretly kissed the bread of the buenmosos who frequented the
bakery, sang to herself all those beautiful Cuban love songs.
(God save your soul, La Inca grumbled, if you think boys are an answer to anything.)
But even the boy situation left a lot to be desired. If she’d been interested in the niggers in the
barrio our Beli would have had no problems, these cats would have obliged her romantic spirit by
jumping her lickety-split. But alas, La Inca’s hope that the rarified private airs of Colegio El
Redentor would have a salutary effect on the girl’s character (like a dozen wet-belt beatings or three
months in an unheated convent) had at least in this one aspect borne fruit, for Beli at thirteen only
had eyes for the Jack Pujolses of the world. As is usually the case in these situations, the high-class
boys she so desired didn’t reciprocate her interest — Beli didn’t have quite enough of anything to
snap these Rubirosas out of their rich-girl reveries.
What a life! Each day turning on its axis slower than a year. She endured school, the bakery, La
Inca’s suffocating solicitude with a furious jaw. She watched hungrily for visitors from out of town,
threw open her arms at the slightest hint of a wind and at night she struggled Jacob-like against the
ocean pressing down on her.
So what happened? A boy happened.
Jack Pujols of course: the school’s handsomest (read: whitest) boy, a haughty slender melnibonian
of pure European stock whose cheeks looked like they’d been knapped by a master and whose skin
was unflawed by scar, mole, blemish, or hair, his small nipples were the pink perfect ovals of sliced
salchicha. His father was a colonel in the Trujillato’s beloved air force, a heavy duty player in Baní
(would be instrumental in bombing the capital during the revolution, killing all those helpless
civilians, including my poor uncle Venicio), and his mother, a former beauty queen of Venezuelan
proportions, now active in the Church, a kisser of cardinal rings and a socorro of orphans. Jack,
Eldest Son, Privileged Seed, Hijo Bello, Anointed One, revered by his female family members — and
that endless monsoon — rain of praise and indulgence had quickened in him the bamboo of
entitlement. He had the physical swagger of a boy twice his size and an unbearable loudmouthed
cockiness that he drove into people like a metal spur. In the future he would throw his lot in with the
Demon Balaguer↓ and end up ambassador to Panama as his reward, but for the moment he was the
school’s Apollo, its Mithra.
≡ Although not essential to our tale, per se, Balaguer is essential to the Dominican one, so therefore we must mention
him, even though I’d rather piss in his face. The elders say, Anything uttered for the first time summons a demon, and
when twentieth century Dominicans first uttered the word freedom en masse the demon they summoned was Balaguer.
(Known also as the Election Thief — see the 1966 election in the DR — and the Homunculus.) In the days of the
Trujillato, Balaguer was just one of El Jefe’s more efficient ring wraiths. Much is made of his intelligence (he certainly
impressed the Failed Cattle Thief) and of his asceticism (when he raped his little girls he kept it real quiet). After
Trujillo’s death he would take over Project Domo and rule the country from 1960 to 1962, from 1966 to 1978, and
again from 1986 to 1996 (by then dude was blind as a bat, a living mummy). During the second period of his rule,
known locally as the Twelve Years, he unleashed a wave of violence against the Dominican left, death-squading
hundreds and driving thousands more out of the country. It was he who oversaw/initiated the thing we call Diaspora.
Considered our national ‘genius’, Joaquin Balaguer was a Negrophobe, an apologist to genocide, an election thief, and
a killer of people who wrote better than himself, famously ordering the death of journalist Orlando Martinez. Later,
when he wrote his memoirs, he claimed he knew who had done the foul deed (not him, of course) and left a blank
page, a página en blanco, in the text to be filled in with the truth upon his death. (Can you say impunity?) Balaguer
died in 2002. The página is still blanca. Appeared as a sympathetic character in Vargas Llosa’s The Feast of the Goat.
Like most homunculi he did not marry and left no heirs.
The teachers, the staff: the girls, the boys, all threw petals of adoration beneath his finely arched
feet: he was proof positive that God — the Great God absolute! The centre and circumference of all
democracy! — does not love his children equally.
And how did Beli interact with this insane object of attraction? In a way that is fitting of her
bullheaded directness: she would march down the hallway, books pressed to her pubescent chest,
staring down at her feet, and, pretending not to see him, would smash into his hallowed vessel.
Caramb —, he spluttered, wheeling about, and then he’d see it was Belicia, a girl, now stooping
over to recover her books, and he bent over too (he was, if nothing, a caballero), his anger diffusing,
becoming confusion, irritation. Caramba, Cabral, what are you, a bat? Watch. Where. You’re. Going.
He had a single worry line creasing his high forehead (his ‘part,’ as it became known) and eyes of
the deepest cerulean. The Eyes of Atlantis. (Once Beli had overheard him bragging to one of his
many female admirers: Oh, these ol’ things? I inherited them from my German abuela.)
Come on, Cabral, what’s your difficulty?
It’s your fault! she swore, meant in more ways than one.
Maybe she’d see better, one of his lieutenants cracked, if it was dark out. It might as well have
been dark out. For all intents and purposes she was invisible to him.
And would have stayed invisible too if the summer of sophomore year she’d not hit the
biochemical jackpot, not experienced a Summer of Her Secondary Sex Characteristics, not been
transformed utterly (a terrible beauty has been born). Where before Beli had been a gangly ibis of a
girl, pretty in a typical sort of way, by summer’s end she’d become un mujerón total, acquiring that
body of hers, that body that made her famous in Baní. Her dead parents’ genes on some Roman
Polanski shit; like the older sister she had never met, Beli was transformed almost overnight into an
underage stunner, and if Trujillo had not been on his last erections he probably would have gunned
for her like he’d been rumored to have gunned for her poor dead sister. For the record, that summer
our girl caught a cuerpazo so berserk that only a pornographer or a comic-book artist could have
designed it with a clear conscience. Every neighborhood has its tetúa, but Beli could have put them
all to shame, she was La Tetúa Suprema: her tetas were globes so implausibly titanic they made
generous souls pity their bearer and drove every straight male in their vicinity to reevaluate his
sorry life. She had the Breasts of Luba (35DDD). And what about that supersonic culo that could
tear words right out of niggers’ mouths, pull windows from out their mother-fucking frames? A culo
que jalaba más que una junta de buey. Dios mío! Even your humble Watcher, reviewing her old
pictures, is struck by what a fucking babe she was.↓
≡ My shout-out to Jack Kirby aside, it’s hard as a Third Worlder not to feel a certain amount of affinity for Datu the Watcher; he resides in the hidden Blue Area of the Moon and we DarkZoners reside (to quote Glissant) on ‘la face
cachee de la Terre’ (Earth’s hidden face).
Ande el diablo! La Inca exclaimed. Hija, what in the world are you eating!
If Beli had been a normal girl, being the neighborhood’s most prominent tetúa might have pushed
her into shyness, might even have depressed the shit out of her. And at first Beli had both these
reactions, and also the feeling that gets delivered to you by the bucket for free during adolescence:
Shame. Sharam. Vergüenza. She no longer wanted to bathe with La Inca, a huge change to their
morning routine. Well, I guess you’re grown enough to wash yourself La Inca said lightly. But you
could tell she was hurt. In the close darkness of their wash closet, Beli circled disconsolately around
her Novi Orbis, avoiding her hypersensitive nipples at all costs. Now every time she had to head
outside, Beli felt like she was stepping into a Danger Room filled with men’s laser eyes and women’s
razor whispers. The blasts of car horns enough to make her fall over herself. She was furious at the
world for this newly acquired burden, and furious at herself.
For the first month, that is. Gradually Beli began to see beyond the catcalls and the Dios mío
asesina and the y ese tetatorío and the que pechonalidad to the hidden mechanisms that drove these
comments. One day on the way back from the bakery, La Inca muttering at her side about that day’s
receipts, it dawned on Beli: Men liked her! Not only did they like her, they liked her a fucking lot.
The proof was the day that one of their customers, the local dentist, slipped her a note with his
money, and it said, I want to see you, as simple as that. Beli was terrified, scandalized, and giddy.
The dentist had a fat wife who ordered a cake from La Inca almost every month, either for one of
her seven children or for her fifty-some cousins (but most likely for her and her alone). She had a
wattle and an enormous middle-aged ass that challenged all chairs. Beli mooned over that note like
it was a marriage proposal from God’s hot son, even though the dentist was bald and paunchier than
an OTB regular and had a tracery of fine red veins all over his cheeks. The dentist came in as he
always did but now his eyes were always questing, Hello, Senorita Beli! his greeting now fetid with
lust and threat, and Beli’s heart would beat like nothing she’d ever heard. After two such visits she
wrote, on a whim, a little note that said simply, Yes, you can pick me up at the park at tal-and-tal
time, and passed it back to him with his change and by hook and crook arranged to be walking with
La Inca through the park at the very moment of the assignation. Her heart going like crazy; she
didn’t know what to expect but she had a wild hope, and just as they were about to leave the park,
Beli spotted the dentist sitting in a car that was not his, pretending to read the paper but looking
forlornly in her direction. Look, Madre, Beli said loudly, it’s the dentist, and La Inca turned and
homeboy threw the car frantically into gear and tore out of there before La Inca could even wave.
How very strange! La Inca said.
I don’t like him, Beli said. He looks at me.
And now it was his wife who came to the bakery to pick up the cakes. Y El dentista? Beli inquired
innocently. That one’s too lazy to do anything, his wife said with no little exasperation.
Beli, who’d been waiting for something exactly like her body her whole life, was sent over the
moon by what she now knew. By the undeniable concreteness of her desirability which was, in its
own way, Power. Like the accidental discovery of the One Ring. Like stumbling into the wizard
Shazam’s cave or finding the crashed ship of the Green Lantern! Hypatia Belicia Cabral finally had
power and a true sense of self. Started pinching her shoulders back, wearing the tightest clothes she
had. Dios mío, La Inca said every time the girl headed out. Why would God give you that burden in
this country of all places!
Telling Beli not to flaunt those curves would have been like asking the persecuted fat kid not to
use his recently discovered mutant abilities. With great power comes great responsibility…bullshit.
Our girl ran into the future that her new body represented and never ever looked back.
HUNT THE LIGHT KNIGHT
Now fully, ahem, endowed, Beli returned to El Redentor from summer break to the alarm of
faculty and students alike and set out to track down Jack Pujols with the great deliberation of Ahab
after you-know-who. (And of all these things the albino boy was the symbol. Wonder ye then at the
fiery hunt?) Another girl would have been more subtle, drawn her prey to her, but what did Beli
know about process or patience? She threw everything she had at Jack. Batted her eyes so much at
him that she almost sprained her eyelids. Put her tremendous chest in his line of sight every chance
she got. Adopted a walk that got her yelled at by the teachers but that brought the boys and the
male faculty a-running. But Pujols was unmoved, observed her with his deep dolphin eyes and did
nothing. After about a week of this, Beli was going out of her mind, she had expected him to fall
instantly, and so, one day, out of shameless desperation, she pretended to accidentally leave buttons
on her blouse open; she was wearing this lacy bra she stole from Dorea (who had acquired quite a
nice chest herself). But before Beli could bring her colossal cleavage to bear — her very own wave- motion gun — Wei, blushing deeply, ran over and buttoned her up.
Jack drifting disinterestedly away.
She tried everything, but no dice. Before you know it Beli was back to banging into him in the hall.
Cabral, he said with a smile. You have to be more careful.
I love you! she wanted to scream, I want to have all your children! I want to be your woman! But
instead she said, You be careful.
She was morose. September ended and, alarmingly enough, she had her best month at the school.
Academically. English was her number-one subject (how ironic). She learned the names of the fifty
states. She could ask for coffee, a bathroom, the time, where the post office was. Her English
teacher, a deviant, assured her that her accent was superb, superb. The other girls allowed him to
touch them, but Beli, now finely attuned to masculine weirdness, and certain that she was worthy
only of a prince, sidled out from under his balmy hands.
A teacher asked them to start thinking about the new decade. Where would you like to see
yourself: your country, and our glorious president in the coming years? No one understood the
question so he had to break it down into two simple parts.
One of her classmates, Mauricio Ledesme, got in serious trouble, so bad that his family had to
spirit him out of the country. He was a quiet boy who sat next to one of the Squadron, stewing
always in his love for her. Perhaps he thought he’d impress her. (Not that far-fetched, for soon
comes the generation who’s number-one ass-getting technique will not be to Be Like Mike, but to Be
Like Che.) Perhaps he’d just had enough. He wrote in the crabbed handwriting of a future poetrevolutionary: I’d like to see our country be a democracia like the United States. I wish we would
stop having dictators. Also I believe that it was Trujillo who killed Galindez.↓
≡ Much in the news in those days, Jesús de Galíndez was a Basque supernerd and a Columbia University grad student
who had written a rather unsettling doctoral dissertation. The topic? Lamentably, unfortunately, sadly: the era of
Rafael Leonidas Trujillo Molina. Galíndez, a loyalist in the Spanish Civil War, had firsthand knowledge of the regime;
he had taken refuge in Santo Domingo in 1939, occupied high positions therein, and by his departure in 1946 had
developed a lethal allergy to the Failed Cattle Thief, could conceive for himself no higher duty than to expose the blight
that was his regime. Crassweller describes Galíndez as ‘a bookish man, a type frequently found among political
activists in Latin America…the winner of a prize in poetry,’ what we in the Higher Planes call a Nerd Class 2. But dude
was a ferocious leftist, despite the dangers, gallantly toiling on his Trujillo dissertation.
What is it with Dictators and Writers, anyway? Since before the infamous Caesar-Ovid war they’ve had beef. Like the
Fantastic Four and Galactus, like the X-Men and the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, like the Teen Titans and
Deathstroke, Foreman and Ali, Morrison and Crouch, Sammy and Sergio, they seemed destined to be eternally linked
in the Halls of Battle. Rushdie claims that tyrants and scribblers are natural antagonists, but I think that’s too simple;
it lets writers off pretty easy. Dictators, in my opinion, just know competition when they see it. Same with writers. Like,
after all, recognizes like.
Long story short: upon learning of the dissertation, El Jefe first tried to buy the thing and when that failed he
dispatched his chief Nazgul (the sepulchral Felix Bernardino) to NYC and within days Galíndez got gagged, bagged,
and dragged to La Capital, and legend has it when he came out of his chloroform nap he found himself naked, dangling
from his feet over a cauldron of boiling oil, El Jefe standing nearby with a copy of the offending dissertation in hand.
(And you thought your committee was rough.) Who in his right mind could ever have imagined anything so fucking
ghastly? I guess El Jefe wanted to host a little tertulia with that poor doomed nerd. And what a tertulia it was, Dios mío! Anyway Galíndez’s disappearance caused an uproar in the States, with all fingers pointing to Trujillo, but of
course he swore his innocence, and that was what Mauricio was referring to. But take heart: For every phalanx of
nerds who die there are always a few who succeed. Not long after that horrific murder, a whole pack of revolutionary
nerds ran aground on a sandbar on the southeast coast of Cuba. Yes, it was Fidel and Revolutionary Crew, back for a
rematch against Batista. Of the eighty-two revolutionaries who splashed ashore, only twenty-two survived to celebrate
the New Year, including one book-loving argentino. A bloodbath, with Batista’s forces executing even those who
surrendered. But these twenty-two, it would prove, were enough.
That’s all it took. The next day both he and the teacher were gone. No one saying nothing.↓
≡ Reminds me of the sad case of Rafael Yepez: Yepez was a man who in the thirties ran a small prep school in the
capital, not far from where I grew up, that catered to the Trujillato’s lower-level ladroncitos. One ill-starred day Yepez
asked his students to write an essay on the topic of their choice — a broad-minded Betances sort of man was this Yepez — and unsurprisingly, one boy chose to compose a praise song to Trujillo and his wife, Dona Maria. Yepez made the mistake of suggesting in class that other Dominican women deserved as much praise as Dona María and that in the
future, young men like his students would also become great leaders like Trujillo. I think Yepez confused the Santo
Domingo he was living in with another Santo Domingo. That night the poor schoolteacher, along with his wife, his
daughter, and the entire student body were rousted from their beds by military police, brought in closed trucks to the
Fortress Ozama, and interrogated. The pupils were eventually released, but no one ever heard of poor Yepez or his
wife or his daughter again.
Beli’s essay was far less controversial. I will be married to a handsome wealthy man. I will also be
a doctor with my own hospital that I will name after Trujillo.
At home she continued to brag to Dorea about her boyfriend, and when Jack Pujols’s photo
appeared in the school newspaper she brought it home in triumph. Dorea was so overwhelmed she
spent the night in her house, inconsolable, crying and crying. Beli could hear her loud and clear.
And then, in the first days of October, as the pueblo was getting ready to celebrate another Trujillo
Birthday, Beli heard a whisper that Jack Pujols had broken up with his girlfriend. (Beli had always
known about this girlfriend, who attended another school, but do you think she cared?) She was
sure it was just a rumor, didn’t need any more hope to torture her. But it turned out to be more than
rumor, and more than hope, because not two days later Jack Pujols stopped Beli in the hallway as
though he were seeing her for the very first time. Cabral, he whispered, you’re beautiful. The sharp
spice of his cologne like an intoxication. I know I am, she said, her face ablaze with heat. Well, he
said, burying a mitt in his perfectly straight hair.
The next thing you know he was giving her rides in his brand-new Mercedes and buying her
helados with the knot of dollars he carried in his pocket. Legally he was too young to drive, but do
you think anybody in Santo Domingo stopped a colonel’s son for anything? Especially the son of a
colonel who was said to be one of Ramfis Trujillo’s confidants? ↓
≡ By Ramfis Trujillo I mean of course Rafael Leonidas Trujillo Martinez, El Jefe’s first son, born while his mother was
still married to another man, un cubano. It was only after the cubano refused to accept the boy as blood that Trujillo
recognized Ramfis as his own. (Thanks, Dad!) He was the ‘famous’ son that El Jefe made a colonel at the age of four
and a brigadier general at the age of nine. (Lil’ Fuckface, as he is affectionately known.) As an adult Ramfis was famed
for being a polo player, a fucker of North American actresses (Kim Novak, how could you?), a squabbler with his father,
and a frozen-hearted demon with a Humanity Rating of 0, who personally directed the indiscriminate torture-murders
of 1959 (the year of the Cuban Invasion) and 1961 (after his father was assassinated, Ramfis personally saw to the
horror torture of the conspirators). (In a secret report filed by the US consul, currently available at the JFK
Presidential Library, Ramfis is described as ‘imbalanced,’ a young man who during his childhood amused himself by
blowing the heads off chickens with a.44 revolver.) Ramfis fled the country after Trujillo’s death, lived dissolutely off
his father’s swag, and ended up dying in a car crash of his own devising in 1969; the other car he hit contained the
Duchess of Albuquerque, Teresa Beltran de Lis, who died instantly; Lil’ Fuckface went on murdering right to the end.
It wasn’t quite the romance she would later make it out to be. A couple of talks, a walk on the
beach while the rest of the class was having a picnic, and before she knew it she was sneaking into a
closet with him after school and he was slipping it to her something terrible. Let’s just say that she
finally understood why the other boys had given him the nickname Jack the Ripio; he had what even
she knew to be an enormous penis, a Shiva-sized lingam, a destroyer of worlds. (And the whole time
she’d thought they’d been calling him Jack the Ripper. Duh!) Later, after she’d been with the
Gangster, she would realize how little respect Pujols had for her. But since she had nothing to
compare it to at the time she assumed fucking was supposed to feel like she was being run through
with a cudass. The first time she was scared shitless and it hurt bad (4d10), but nothing could
obliterate the feeling she had that finally she was on her way, the sense of a journey starting, of a
first step taken, of the beginning of something big.
Afterward she tried to embrace him, to touch his silken hair, but he shook off her caresses. Hurry
up and get dressed. If we get caught my ass will be in the fire.
Which was funny because that’s exactly how her ass felt.
For about a month they scromfed in various isolated corners of the school until the day a teacher,
acting on an anonymous tip from a member of the student body, surprised the undercover couple in
flagrante delicto in a broom closet. Just imagine: Beli butt naked, her vast scar like nothing anybody
had seen before, and Jack with his pants puddled around his ankle.
The scandal! Remember the time and the place: Baní in the late fifties. Factor in that Jack Pujols
was the number-one son of the Blessed B — í clan, one of Baní’s most venerable (and filthy rich)
families. Factor in that he’d been caught not with one of his own class (though that might have also
been a problem) but with the scholarship girl, una prieta to boot. (The fucking of poor prietas was
considered standard operating procedure for elites just as long as it was kept on the do-lo, what is
elsewhere called the Strom Thurmond Maneuver.) Pujols of course blamed Beli for everything. Sat in
the office of the rector and explained in great detail how she had seduced him. It wasn’t me, he
insisted. It was her! The real scandal, however, was that Pujols was actually engaged to that
girlfriend of his, the half-in-the-grave Rebecca Brito, herself a member of Baní’s other powerful
family, the R —, and you better believe Jack getting caught in a closet with una prieta kebabbed any
future promise of matrimony. (Her family very particular about their Christian reputation.) Pujols’s
old man was so infuriated/humiliated that he started beating the boy as soon as he laid hands on him
and within the week had shipped him off to a military school in Puerto Rico where he would, in the
colonel’s words, learn the meaning of duty. Beli never saw him again except once in the Listin Diario
and by then they were both in their forties.
Pujols might have been a bitch-ass rat, but Beli’s reaction was one for the history books. Not only
was our girl not embarrassed by what had happened, even after being shaken down by the rector
and the nun and the janitor, a holy triple-team, she absolutely refused to profess her guilt! If she had
rotated her head around 360 degrees and vomited green-pea soup it would have caused only slightly
less of an uproar. In typical hard-headed Beli fashion, our girl insisted that she’d done nothing
wrong, that, in fact, she was well within her rights.
I’m allowed to do anything I want, Beli said stubbornly, with my husband.
Pujols, it seems, had promised Belicia that they would be married as soon as they’d both finished
high school, and Beli had believed him, hook, line, and sinker. Hard to square her credulity with the
hardnosed no-nonsense femme-matador I’d come to know, but one must remember: she was young
and in love. Talk about fantasist: the girl sincerely believed that Jack would be true.
The Good Teachers of El Redentor never squeezed anything close to a mea culpa from the girl.
She kept shaking her head, as stubborn as the Laws of the Universe themselves — No No No No No
No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No
No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No NoNo No No No No No No No No
No No No No No. Not that it mattered in the end. Belicia’s tenure at the school was over, and so
were La Incas dreams of re-creating, in Beli, her father’s genius, his magis (his excellence in all
In any other family such a thing would have meant the beating of Beli to within an inch of her life,
beating her straight into the hospital with no delay, and then once she was better beating her again
and putting her back into the hospital, but La Inca was not that kind of parent. La Inca, you see, was
a serious woman, an upstanding woman, one of the best of her class, but she was incapable of
punishing the girl physically. Call it a hitch in the universe, call it mental illness, but La Inca just
couldn’t do it. Not then, not ever. All she could do was wave her arms in the air and hurl laments.
How could this have happened? La Inca demanded. How? How?
He was going to marry me! Beli cried. We were going to have children! Are you insane? La Inca
roared. Hija, have you lost your mind?
Took a while for shit to calm down — the neighbors loving the whole thing (I told you that blackie
was good for nothing!) — but eventually things did, and only then did La Inca convoke a special
session on our girl’s future. First La Inca gave Beli tongue-lashing number five hundred million and
five, excoriating her poor judgment, her poor morals, her poor every thing, and only when those
preliminaries were good and settled did La Inca lay down the law: You are returning to school. Not
to El Redentor but somewhere nearly as good. Padre Billini.
And Beli, her eyes still swollen from Jack-loss, laughed. I’m not going back to school. Not ever.
Had she forgotten the suffering that she had endured in her Lost Years in the pursuit of
education? The costs? The terrible scars on her back? (The Burning.) Perhaps she had, perhaps the
prerogatives of this New Age had rendered the vows of the Old irrelevant. However, during those
tumultuous post-expulsion weeks, while she’d been writhing in her bed over the loss of her
‘husband,’ our girl had been rocked by instances of stupendous turbidity. A first lesson in the
fragility of love and the preternatural cowardice of men. And out of this disillusionment and turmoil
sprang Beli’s first adult oath, one that would follow her into adulthood, to the States and beyond. I
will not serve. Never again would she follow any lead other than her own. Not the rector’s, not the
nuns’, not La Inca’s, not her poor dead parents’. Only me, she whispered. Me.
This oath did much to rally her. Not long after the back-to-school showdown, Beli put on one of La
Inca’s dresses (was literally bursting in it) and caught a ride down to the parque central. This was
not a huge trip. But, still, for a girl like Beli it was a precursor of things to come.
When she returned to the house in the late afternoon she announced: I have a job! La Inca
snorted. I guess the cabarets are always hiring.
It was not a cabaret. Beli might have been a puta major in the cosmology of her neighbors but a
cuero she was not. No: she had landed a job as a waitress at a restaurant on the parque. The owner,
a stout well-dressed Chinese by the name of Juan Then, had not exactly needed anyone; in fact he
didn’t know if he needed himself: Business terrible, he lamented. Too much politics. Politics bad for
everything but politicians.
No excess money. And already many impossible employees. But Beli was not willing to be rejected.
There’s a lot I can do. And pinched her shoulder blades, to emphasize her ‘assets’.
Which for a man any less righteous would have been an open invitation but Juan simply sighed: No
obligated be without shame. We try you up. Probationary period. Can’t promises build. Political
conditions give promises no hospitality. What’s my salary?
Salary! No salary! You a waitress, you tips.
How much are they?
Once again the glumness. It is without certainy.
I don’t understand.
His brother José’s bloodshot eyes glanced up from the sports section. What my brother is saying is
that it all depends.
And here’s La Inca shaking her head: A waitress. But, hija, you’re a baker’s daughter, you don’t
know the first thing about waitressing!
La Inca assumed that because Beli had of late not shown any enthusiasm for the bakery or school
or for cleaning she’d devolved into a zángana. But she’d forgotten that our girl had been a criada in
her first life; for half her years she’d know nothing but work. La Inca predicted that Beli would call it
quits within a couple of months, but Beli never did. On the job our girl, in fact, showed her quality:
she was never late, never malingered, worked her sizable ass of. Heck, she liked the job. It was not
exactly President of the Republic, but for a fourteen-year-old who wanted out of the house, it paid,
and kept her in the world while she waited for — for her Glorious Future to materialize.
Eighteen months she worked at the Palacio Peking. (Originally called EI Tesoro de —, in honor of
the Admiral’s true but never-reached destination, but the Brothers Then had changed it when they
learned that the Admiral’s name was a fukú! Chinese no like curses, Juan had said.) She would
always say she came of age in the restaurant, and in some ways she did. She learned to beat men at
dominoes and proved herself so responsible that the Brothers Then could leave her in charge of the
cook and the other waitstaff while they slipped out to fish and visit their thick-legged girlfriends. In
later years Beli would lament that she had ever lost touch with her ‘chinos’. They were so good to
me, she moaned to Oscar and Lola. Nothing like your worthless esponja of a father. Juan, the
melancholic gambler, who waxed about Shanghai as though it were a love poem sung by a beautiful
woman you love but cannot have. Juan, the shortsighted romantic whose girlfriends robbed him
blind and who never mastered Spanish (though in later years when he was living in Skokie, Illinois,
he would yell at his Americanized grandchildren in his guttural Spanish, and they laughed at him,
thinking it Chinese). Juan, who taught Beli how to play dominoes, and whose only fundamentalism
was his bulletproof optimism: If only Admiral come to our restaurant first, imagine the trouble that
could be avoided! Sweating, gentle Juan, who would have lost the restaurant if not for his older
brother José, the enigmatic, who hovered at the periphery with all the menace of a ciclón; José, the
bravo, the guapo, his wife and children dead by warlord in the thirties; José, who protected the
restaurant and the rooms above with an implacable ferocity. José, whose grief had extracted from
his body all softness, idle chatter, and hope. He never seemed to approve of Beli, or any of the other
employees, but since she alone wasn’t scared of him (I’m almost as tall as you are!), he reciprocated
by giving her practical instructions: You want to be a useless woman all your life? Like how to
hammer nails, fix electrical outlets, cook chow fun and drive a car, all would come in good use when
she became the Empress of Diaspora. (José would acquit himself bravely in the revolution, fighting, I
must regretfully report, against the pueblo, and would die in 1976 in Adanta, cancer of the
pancreas, crying out his wife’s name, which the nurses confused for more Chinese gobbledygook —
extra emphasis, in their minds, on the gook.)
And then there was Lillian, the other waitress, a squat rice tub, whose rancor against the world
turned to glee only when humanity exceeded in its venality, brutality, and mendacity even her own
expectations. She didn’t take to Beli at first, thought her competition, but eventually would treat
Beli more or less with courtesy: She was the first woman our girl met who read the paper. (Herson’s
biblio-mania would remind her always of Lillian. How’s the world keeping? Beli asked her. Jodido,
was always her answer.) And Indian Benny, a quiet, meticulous waiter who had the sad airs of a man
long accustomed to the spectacular demolition of dreams. Rumor at the restaurant had it that Indian
Benny was married to a huge, lusty azuana who regularly put him on the street so that she could
bunk some new sweetmeat. The only time Indian Benny was known to smile was when he beat José
at dominoes — the two were consummate tile slingers and of course bitter rivals. He too would fight
in the revolution, for the home team, and it was said that throughout that Summer of Our National
Liberation Indian Benny never stopped smiling; even after a Marine sniper cavitated his brains over
his entire command he didn’t stop. And what about the cook, Marco Antonio, a one-legged, no-ear
grotesque straight out of Gormenghast? (His explanation for his appearance: I had an accident.) His
bag was an almost fanatical distrust of cibaeños, whose regional pride, he was convinced, masked
imperial ambitions on a Haitian level. They want to seize the Republic. I’m telling you, cristiano,
they want to start their own country!
The whole day she dealt with hombres of all stripes and it was here Beli perfected her rough-spun
salt-of-the-earth bonhomie. As you might imagine, everybody was in love with her. (Including her
coworkers. But José had warned them off: Touch her and I’ll pull your guts out your culo. You must
be joking, Marco Antonio said in his own defense. I couldn’t climb that mountain even with two
legs.) The customers’ attention was exhilarating and she in turn gave the boys something that most
men can never get enough of — ribbing, solicitous mothering from an attractive woman. Still plenty
of niggers in Baní, old customers, who remember her with great fondness.
La Inca of course was anguished by Beli’s Fall, from princesa to mesera — what is happening to
the world? At home the two rarely spoke anymore; La Inca tried to talk, but Beli wouldn’t listen, and
for her part La Inca filled that silence with prayer, trying to summon a miracle that would transform
Beli back into a dutiful daughter. As fate would have it, once Beli had slipped her grasp not even
God had enough caracaracol to bring her back. Every now and then La Inca would appear at the
restaurant. She’d sit alone, erect as a lectern, all in black, and between sips of tea would watch the
girl with a mournful intensity. Perhaps she hoped to shame Beli into returning to Operation Restore
House of Cabral, but Beli went about her work with her customary zeal. It must have dismayed La
Inca to see how drastically her ‘daughter’ was changing, for Beli, the girl who never used to speak in
public, who could be still as Noh, displayed at Palacio Peking a raconteur’s gift for palaver that
delighted a great many of the all-male clientele. Those of you who have stood at the corner of 142nd
and Broadway can guess what it was she spoke: the blunt, irreverent cant of the pueblo that gives
all dominicanos cultos nightmares on their 400-thread-count sheets and that La Inca had assumed
had perished along with Beli’s first life in Outer Azua, but here it was so alive, it was like it had
never left: Oye, parigüayo, y que pasó con esa esposa tuya? Gordo, no me digas que tú todavía
Eventually there came a moment when she’d pause at La Inca’s table: Do you want anything else?
Only that you would return to school, mi’ja.
Sorry. Beli picked up her taza and wiped the table in one perfunctory motion. We stopped serving
pendejada last week.
And then La Inca paid her quarter and was gone and a great weight lifted off Beli, proof that she’d
done the right thing.
In those eighteen months she learned a great deal about herself. She learned that despite all her
dreams to be the most beautiful woman in the world, to have the brothers jumping out of windows in
her wake, when Belicia Cabral fell in love she stayed in love. Despite the trove of men, handsome,
plain, and ugly, who marched into the restaurant intent on winning her hand in marriage (or at least
in fuckage), she never had a thought for anyone but Jack Pujols. Turns out that in her heart our girl
was more Penelope than Whore of Babylon. (Of course La Inca, who witnessed the parade of men
muddying her doorstep, would not have agreed.) Beli often had dreams where Jack returned from
military school, dreams where he’d be waiting for her at the job, spilled out at one of the tables like
a beautiful bag of swag, a grin on his magnificent face, his Eyes of Adantis on her at last, only on
her. I came back for you, mi amor. I came back.
Our girl learned that even to a chooch like Jack Pujols she was true.
But that didn’t mean she reclused herself entirely from the world of men. (For all her ‘fidelity’ she
would never be a sister who liked being without male attention.) Even in this rough period, Beli had
her princes-in-waiting, brothers willing to brave the barbed-wired minefields of her affections in the
hopes that beyond that cruel midden Elysium might await. The poor deluded chumps. The Gangster
would have her every which way, but these poor sapos who came before the Gangster, they were
lucky to get an abrazo. Let us summon back from the abyss two sapos in particular: the Fiat dealer,
bald, white, and smiling, a regular Hipólito Mejia, but suave and cavalier and so enamored of North
American baseball that he risked life and limb to listen to games on a contraband shortwave radio.
He believed in baseball with the fervor of an adolescent and believed also that in the future
Dominicans would storm the Major Leagues and compete with the Mandes and the Marises of the
world. Marichal is only the beginning, he predicted, of a reconquista. You’re crazy, Beli said, mocking him and his ‘jueguito’. In an inspired stroke of counterprogramming, her other paramour
was a student at the UASD — one of those City College types who’s been in school eleven years and
is always five credits shy of a degree. Student today don’t mean na’, but in a Latin America whipped
into a frenzy by the Fall of Arbenz, by the Stoning of Nixon, by the Guerrillas of the Sierra Madre, by
the endless cynical maneuverings of the Yankee Pig Dogs — in a Latin America already a year and
half into the Decade of the Guerrilla — a student was something else altogether, an agent for
change, a vibrating quantum string in the staid Newtonian universe. Such a student was
Arquimedes. He also listened to the shortwave, but not for Dodgers scores; what he risked his life
for was the news leaking out of Havana, news of the future. Arquimedes was, therefore, a student,
the son of a zapatero and a midwife, a tirapiedra and a quemagoma for life. Being a student wasn’t a
joke, not with Trujillo and Johnny Abbes↓ scooping up everybody following the foiled Cuban
Invasion of 1959.
≡ Johnny Abbes Garcia was one of Trujillo’s beloved Morgul Lords. Chief of the dreaded and all-powerful secret police
(SIM), Abbes was considered the greatest torturer of the Dominican People ever to have lived. An enthusiast of
Chinese torture techniques, Abbes was rumored to have in his employ a dwarf who would crush prisoners’ testicles
between his teeth. Plotted endlessly against Trujillo’s enemies, the killer of many young revolutionaries and students
(including the Maribal Sisters). At Trujillo’s behest Abbes organized the plot to assassinate the democratically elected
president of Venezuela: Rómulo Betancourt! (Betancourt and T-zillo were old enemies, beefing since the forties, when
Trujillo’s SIMians tried to inject Betancourt with poison on the streets of Havana.) The second attempt worked no
better than the first. The bomb, packed into a green Olds, blew the presidential Cadillac clean out of Caracas, slew the
driver and a bystander but failed to kill Betancourt! Now that’s really gangster! (Venezolanos: Don’t ever say we don’t
have history together. It’s not just the novelas that we share or the fact that so many of us flooded your shores to work
in the fifties, sixties, seventies, and eighties. Our dictator tried to slay your president!) After Trujillo’s death Abbes was
named consul to Japan (just to get him out of the country) and ended up working for that other Caribbean nightmare,
the Haitian dictator François ‘Papa Doc’ Duvalier. Wasn’t nearly as loyal to Papa Doc as he was to Trujillo — after an
attempted double-cross Papa Doc shot Abbes and his family and then blew their fucking house up. (I think P. Daddy
knew exactly what kind of creature he was dealing with.) No Dominican believes that Abbes died in that blast. He is
said to still be out there in the world, waiting for the next coming of El Jefe, when he too will rise from the Shadow.
Wasn’t a day that passed that his life wasn’t in danger, and he had no fixed address, appeared in
Beli’s day with no warning. Archie (as he was known) had an immaculate head of hair and Hector
Lavoe glasses and the intensity of a South Beach dietician. Reviled the North Americans for their
Silent Invasion of the DR and Dominicans for their annexationatist subservience to the North.
Guacanagari has cursed us all! That his most beloved ideologues were a couple of Germans who
never met a nigger they liked was beside the point.
Both of these dudes Beli played hard. Visited them at their digs and at the dealership and dished
them their daily recommended allowance of noplay. A date couldn’t pass without the Fiat dealer
begging her for a single grope. Just let me touch them with the back of my hand, he mewled, but
nearly every time she picked him off in a fielder’s choice. Arquimedes, when rebuffed, at least
showed some class. He didn’t pout or mutter, What the hell am I wasting my money for? He
preferred to stay philosophical. The Revolution is not made in a day, he’d say ruefully and then kick
back and entertain her with stories about dodging the secret police.
Even to a chooch like Jack Pujols she was true, yes, but eventually she did get over him. A
romantic she was, but not a pendeja.
When she finally came to, however, things had turned dicey, to say the least. The country was in an
uproar; after the failed invasion of 1959 an underground conspiracy of youth had been uncovered
and everywhere young people were being arrested and tortured and killed. Politics, Juan spat,
staring at all the empty tables, politics. José didn’t offer comment; he simply cleaned his Smith &
Wesson in the privacy of his upstairs room. I don’t know I’ll make it out of this one, Arquimedes said
in a barefaced attempt to cadge a pity fuck. You’ll be fine, Beli snorted, pushing off his embrace. She
was right in the end, but he was one of the few who made it through with his balls unfried. (Archie
survives into the present, and when I drive through the capital with my man Pedro, I occasionally
spot his grill on campaign posters for one of the radical splinter parties whose sole platform is to
bring electricity back to the Dominican Republic. Pedro snorts: Ese ladrón no va’ pa’ ningún la’ o.)
In February, Lillian had to quit the job and return to her campo to care for her ailing mother, a
señora who, Lillian claimed, had never given a damn for her well-being. But it is the fate of women
everywhere to be miserable always, Lillian declared, and then she was gone and only the cheap
freebie calendar she liked marking off remained. A week later the Brothers Then hired a
replacement. A new girl. Constantina. In her twenties, sunny and amiable, whose cuerpo was all
pipa and no culo, a ‘mujer alegre’ (in the parlance of the period). More than once Constantina
arrived to lunch straight from a night of partying, smelling of whiskey and stale cigarettes. Muchacha, you wouldn’t believe el lío en que me metí anoche. She was disarmingly chill and could
curse the black off a crow, and, perhaps recognizing a kindred spirit alone in the world, took an
immediate liking to our girl. My hermanita, she called Beli. The most beautiful girl. You’re proof that
God is Dominican. Constantina was the person who finally pried the Sad Ballad of Jack Pujols out of
Her advice? Forget that hijo de la porra, that comehuevo. Every desgraciado who walks in here is
in love with you. You could have the whole maldito world if you wanted.
The world! It was what she desired with her entire heart, but how could she achieve it? She
watched the flow of traffic past the parque and did not know.
One day in a burbuja of girlish impulse they finished work early and, taking their earnings to the
Spaniards down the street, bought a pair of matching dresses.
Now you look candela, Constantina said approvingly.
So what you going to do now? Beli asked.
A crooked-tooth smile. Me, I’m going to the Hollywood for a dance. I have un buen amigo working
in the door and from what I hear there’ll be a whole assembly line of rich men with nothing to do but
adore me, ay sí. She shivered her hands down the slopes of her hips. Then she stopped the show. Why, does the private-school princess actually want to come along?
Beli thought about it a moment. Thought about La Inca waiting for her at home. Thought about the
heartbreak that was beginning to fade in her.
Yes. I want to go.
There it was, the Decision That Changed Everything. Or as she broke it down to Lola in her Last
Days: All I wanted was to dance. What I got instead was esto, she said, opening her arms to
encompass the hospital, her children, her cancer, America.
El Hollywood was Beli’s first real club.↓
≡ A favorite hangout of Trujillo’s, my mother tells me when the manuscript is almost complete.
Imaginate: in those days El Hollywood was the It place to be in Baní, it was Alexander, Café
Atlántico, and Jet Set rolled into one. The lights, the opulent decor, the guapos in the fine threads,
the women striking their best bird-of-paradise poses, the band upon the stage like a visitation from a
world of rhythm, the dancers so caught up in the planting of heel you would have thought they were
bidding farewell to death itself — it was all here. Beli might have been out of her league, couldn’t
order drinks or sit in the high chairs without losing her cheap shoes, but once the music started,
well, it didn’t matter. A corpulent accountant put his hand out and for the next two hours Beli forgot
her awkwardness, her wonderment, her trepidation, and danced. Dios mío did she dance! Dancing
cafe out of the sky and exhausting partner after partner. Even the bandleader, a salt-and-pepper
veterano from a dozen campaigns throughout Latin America and Miami shouted her out: La negra
está encendida! La negra esta encendida indeed! Here at last is her smile: burn it into your memory;
you won’t see it often. Everybody mistook her for a bailarina cubana from one of the shows and
couldn’t believe that she was dominicana like them. It can’t be, no lo pareces, etc., etc.
And it was in this whirligig of pasos, guapos, and aftershave that he appeared. She was at the bar,
waiting for Tina to return from ‘a cigarette break’. Her dress: wrecked; her perm: kicking; her
arches: like they’d been given a starter course in foot binding. He, on the other hand, was the
essence of relaxed cool. Here he is, future generation of de Leóns and Cabrals: the man who stole
your Founding Mother’s heart, who catapulted her and hers into Diaspora. Dressed in a Rat Pack
ensemble of black smoking jacket and white pants and not a dot of sweat on him, like he’d been
keeping himself in refrigeration. Handsome in that louche potbellied mid-forties Hollywood
producer sort of way, with pouched gray eyes that had seen (and didn’t miss) much. Eyes that had
been scoping Beli for the better part of an hour, and it wasn’t like Beli hadn’t noticed. The nigger
was some kind of baller, everybody in the club was paying tribute to him, and he rocked enough gold
to have ransomed Atahualpa.
Let’s just say their first contact was not promising. How about I buy you a drink? he said, and
when she turned away como una ruda, he grabbed her arm, hard, and said, Where are you going, morena? And that was all it took: a Beli le salío el lobo. First, she didn’t like to be touched. Not at
all, not ever. Second, she was not a morena (even the car dealer knew better, called her india). And,
third, there was that temper of hers. When baller twisted her arm, she went from zero to violence in
under.2 seconds. Shrieked: No. Me. Toques. Threw her drink, her glass, and then her purse at him —
if there had been a baby nearby she would have thrown that too. Then let him have it with a stack of
cocktail napkins and almost a hundred plastic olive rapiers, and when those were done dancing on
the tile she unleashed one of the great Street Fighter chain attacks of all time. During this
unprecedented fusillade of blows the Gangster hunkered down and didn’t move except to deflect the
stray chop away from his face. When she finished he lifted his head as though out of a foxhole and
put a finger to his lips. You missed a spot, he said solemnly.
It was nothing but a simple encounter. The fight she had with La Inca upon her return was far
more significant — La Inca waiting up for her with a belt in her hand — and when Beli stepped into
the house, worn out from dancing, La Inca, lit by the kerosene lamp, lifted the belt in the air and
Beli’s diamond eyes locked on to her. The primal scene between daughter and mother played out in
every country of the world. Go ahead, Madre, Beli said, but La Inca could not do it, her strength
leaving her. Hija, if you ever come home late again you’ll have to leave this house, and Beli saying,
Don’t worry, I’ll be leaving soon enough. That night La Inca refused to get into bed with her,
sleeping in her rocking chair, not speaking to her the next day either, going off to work by herself:
her disappointment looming above her like a mushroom cloud. No question: it was her madre she
should have been worried about, but for the rest of that week Beli found herself instead brooding on
the stupidity of that gordo azaroso who (in her words) had ruined her whole night. Almost every day
she found herself recounting the details of the confrontation to both the car dealer and Arquimedes,
but with each telling she added further outrages which were not exactly true but seemed accurate
in spirit. Un bruto, she called him. Un animal. How dare he try to touch me! As though he were
someone, ese poco hombre, ese mamahuevo!
So he hit you? The car dealer was trying to pin her hand down to his leg but failing. Maybe that’s
what I need to do.
And you’d get exactly what he got, she said.
Arquimedes, who had taken to standing in a closet while she visited him (just in case the secret
police burst in), pronounced the Gangster a typical bourgeois type, his voice reaching her through
all that fabric that the car dealer had bought her (and which Beli stored at his place). (Is this a mink
fur? he asked her. Rabbit, she said morosely.)
I should have stabbed him, she said to Constantina. Muchacha, I think he should have stabbed you.
What the hell do you mean?
I’m just saying, you talk about him a whole lot.
No, she said hotly. It’s not like that at all.
Then stop talking about him. Tina glanced down at a pretend watch. Five seconds. It must be a
She tried to keep him out of her mouth but it was hopeless. Her forearm ached at the oddest of
moments and she could feel his hangdog eyes on her everywhere.
The next Friday was a big day at the restaurant; the local chapter of the Dominican Party was
having an event and the staff busted their ass from early to late. Beli, who loved the bustle, showed
some of her magis for hard work, and even José had to come out of the office to help cook. José
awarded the head of the chapter with a bottle of what he claimed was ‘Chinese rum’ but which in
fact was Johnnie Walker with the label scraped off. The higher echelons enjoyed their chow fun
immensely but their campo underlings poked at the noodles miserably and asked over and over if
there was any arroz con habichuelas, of which of course there was none. All in all the event was a
success, you never would have guessed there was a dirty war going on, but when the last of the
drunks was shuffled onto his feet and ushered into a cab, Beli, feeling not the least bit tired, asked
Tina: Can we go back?
To El Hollywood.
But we have to change—
Don’t worry, I brought everything.
And before you know it she was standing over his table.
One of his dinner companions said: Hey, Dionisio, isn’t that the girl que te dío una pela last week?
The bailer nodded glumly. His buddy looked her up and down. I hope for your sake she’s not back
for a rematch. I don’t think you’ll survive.
What are you waiting for, the bailer asked. The bell?
Dance with me. Now it was her turn to grab him and drag him onto the pista.
He might have been a dense slab of tuxedo and thew, but he moved like an enchantment. You
came looking for me, didn’t you?
Yes, she said, and only then did she know.
I’m glad you didn’t lie. I don’t like liars. He put his finger under her chin. What’s your name? She
tore her head away. My name is Hypatia Belicia Cabral. No, he said with the gravity of an old-school
pimp. Your name is Beautiful.
THE GANGSTER WE’RE ALL LOOKING FOR
How much Beli knew about the Gangster we will never know. She claims that he only told her he
was a businessman. Of course I believed him. How was I supposed to know different?
Well, he certainly was a businessman, but he was also a flunky for the Trujillato, and not a minor
one. Don’t misunderstand: our boy wasn’t no ring wraith, but he wasn’t no orc either.
Due partially to Beli’s silence on the matter and other folks’ lingering unease when it comes to
talking about the regime, info on the Gangster is fragmented; I’ll give you what I’ve managed to
unearth and the rest will have to wait for the day the páginas en blanco finally speak.
The Gangster was born in Samaná at the dawn of the twenties, the fourth son of a milkman, a
bawling, worm-infested brat no one thought would amount to na’, an opinion his parents endorsed
by turning him out of the house when he was seven. But folks always underestimate what the
promise of a lifetime of starvation, powerlessness, and humiliation can provoke in a young person’s
character. By the time the Gangster was twelve this scrawny, unremarkable boy had shown a
resourcefulness and fearlessness beyond his years. His claims that the Failed Cattle Thief had
‘inspired’ him brought him to the attention of the Secret Police, and before you could say SIMsalabim our boy was infiltrating unions and fingering sindicatos left and right. At age fourteen he
killed his first ‘comunista,’ a favor for the appalling Felix Bernardino↓ and apparently the hit was so
spectacular, so fucking chunky, that half the left in Baní immediately abandoned the DR for the
relative safety of Nueva York. With the money he earned he bought himself a new suit and four pairs
≡ Felix Wenceslao Bernardino, raised in La Romana, one of Trujillo’s most sinister agents, his Witchking of Angmar. Was consul in Cuba when the exiled Dominican labor organizer Mauricio Báez was mysteriously murdered on the
streets of Havana. Felix was also rumored to have had a hand in the failed assassination of Dominican exile leader
Angel Morales (the assassins burst in on his secretary shaving, mistook the lathered man for Morales, and shot him to
pieces). In addition, Felix and his sister, Minerva Bernardino (first woman in the world to be an ambassador before the
United Nations), were both in New York City when Jesús de Galíndez mysteriously disappeared on his way home at the
Columbus Circle subway station. Talk about Have Gun, Will Travel. It was said the power of Trujillo never left him; the
fucker died of old age in Santo Domingo, Trujillista to the end, drowning his Haitian workers instead of paying them.
From that point on, the sky was the limit for our young villain. Over the next decade he traveled
back and forth to Cuba, dabbled in forgery, theft, extortion, and money laundering — all for the
Everlasting Glory of the Trujillato. It was even rumored, never substantiated, that our Gangster was
the hammer-man who slew Mauricio Baez in Havana in 1950. Who can know? It seems a possibility;
by then he’d acquired deep contacts in the Havana underworld and clearly had no compunction
about slaying motherfuckers. Hard evidence, though, is scarce. That he was a favorite of Johnny
Abbes and of Porfirio Rubirosa there can be no denying. He had a special passport from the Palacio,
and the rank of major in some branch of the Secret Police.
Skilled our Gangster became in many a perfidy, but where our man truly excelled, where he
smashed records and grabbed gold, was in the flesh trade. Then, like now, Santo Domingo was to
popóla what Switzerland was to chocolate. And there was something about the binding, selling, and
degradation of women that brought out the best in the Gangster; he had an instinct for it, a talent —
call him the Caracaracol of Culo. By the time he was twenty-two he was operating his own string of
brothels in and around the capital, owned houses and cars in three countries. Never stinted the Jefe
on anything, be it money, praise, or a prime cut of culo from Colombia, and so loyal was he to the
regime that he once slew a man at a bar simply for pronouncing El Jefe’s mother’s name wrong.
Now here’s a man, El Jefe was rumored to have said, who is capaz.
The Gangster’s devotion did not go unrewarded. By the mid-forties the Gangster was no longer
simply a well-paid operator; he was becoming an alguien — in photos he appears in the company of
the regime’s three witchkings: Johnny Abbes, Joaquin Balaguer, and Felix Bernardino — and while
none exists of him and El Jefe, that they broke bread and talked shit cannot be doubted. For it was
the Great Eye himself who granted the Gangster authority over a number of the Trujillo-family’s
concessions in Venezuela and Cuba, and under his draconian administration the so-called bang-forthe-buck ratio of Dominican sexworkers trebled. In the forties the Gangster was in his prime; he
traveled the entire length of the Americas, from Rosario to Nueva York, in pimpdaddy style, staying
at the best hotels, banging the hottest broads (never lost his sureño taste for the morenas, though),
dining in four-star restaurants, confabbing with arch-criminals the world over.
An inexhaustible opportunist, he spun deals everywhere he went. Suitcases of dollars
accompanied him back and forth from the capital. Life was not always pleasant. Plenty of acts of
violence, plenty of beat-downs and knifings. He himself survived any number of gank-attempts, and
after each shoot-out, after each drive-by, he always combed his hair and straightened his tie, a
dandy’s reflex. He was a true gangster, gully to the bone, lived the life all those phony rap acts can
only rhyme about.
It was also in this period that his long dalliance with Cuba was formalized. The Gangster might
have harbored love for Venezuela and its many long-legged mulatas, and burned for the tall, icy
beauties of Argentina, and swooned over Mexico’s incomparable brunettes, but it was Cuba that
clove his heart, that felt to him like home. If he spent six months out of twelve in Havana I’d call that
a conservative estimate, and in honor of his predilections the Secret Police’s code name for him was
MAX GOMEZ. So often did he travel to Havana that it was more a case of inevitability than bad luck
that on New Year’s Eve 1958, the night that Fulgencio Batista sacó piés out of Havana and the
whole of Latin America changed, the Gangster was actually partying with Johnny Abbes in Havana,
sucking whiskey out of the navels of underage whores, when the guerrillas reached Santa Clara. It
was only the timely arrival of one of the Gangster’s informants that saved them all. You better leave
now or you’ll all be hanging from your huevos! In one of the greatest blunders in the history of
Dominican intelligence, Johnny Abbes almost didn’t make it out of Havana that New Year’s Eve; the
Dominicans were literally on the last plane smoking, the Gangster’s face pressed against the glass,
never to return.
When Beli encountered the Gangster, that ignominious midnight flight still haunted him. Beyond
the financial attachment, Cuba was an important component to his prestige — to his manhood,
really — and our man could still not accept the fact that the country had fallen to a rabble of
scurvied students. Some days he was better than others, but whenever the latest news reached him
of the revolution’s activities he would pull his hair and attack the nearest wall in sight. Not a day
passed when he did not fulminate against Batista (That ox! That peasant!) or Castro (The goatfucking comunista!) or CIA chief Allen Dulles (That effeminate!), who had failed to stop Batista’s illadvised Mother’s Day Amnesty that freed Fidel and the other moncadistas to fight another day. If
Dulles was right here in front of me I’d shoot him dead, he swore to Beli, and then I’d shoot his
Life, it seemed, had struck the Gangster a dolorous blow, and he was uncertain as to how to
respond. The future appeared cloudy and there was no doubt he sensed his own mortality and that
of Trujillo in the fall of Cuba. Which might explain why, when he met Beli, he jumped on her stat. I
mean, what straight middle-aged brother has not attempted to regenerate himself through the
alchemy of young pussy. And if what she often said to her daughter was true, Beli had some of the
finest pussy around. The sexy isthmus of her waist alone could have launched a thousand yolas, and
while the upper-class boys might have had their issues with her, the Gangster was a man of the
world, had fucked more prietas than you could count. He didn’t care about that shit. What he
wanted was to suck Beli’s enormous breasts, to fuck her pussy until it was a mango-juice swamp, to
spoil her senseless so that Cuba and his failure there disappeared. As the viejos say, clavo saca
clavo, and only a girl like Beli could erase the debacle of Cuba from a brother’s mind.
At first Beli had her reservations about the Gangster. Her ideal amor had been Jack Pujols, and
here was this middle-aged Caliban who dyed his hair and had a thatch of curlies on his back and
shoulders. More like a third-base umpire than an Avatar of her Glorious Future. But one should
never underestimate what assiduity can accomplish — when assisted by heaping portions of lana
and privilege. The Gangster romanced the girl like only middle-aged niggers know how: chipped at
her reservation with cool aplomb and unself-conscious cursí — ness. Rained on her head enough
flowers to garland Azua, bonfires of roses at the job and her house. (It’s romantic, Tina sighed. It’s
vulgar, La Inca complained.) He escorted her to the most exclusive restaurants of the capital, took
her to the clubs that had never tolerated a non-musician prieto inside their door before (dude was
that powerful — to break. the injunction against black), places like the Hamaca, the Tropicalia
(though not, alas, the Country Club, even he didn’t have the juice). He flattered her with top-notch
muelas (from what I heard he paid a couple of grad-school Cyranos to churn ‘em out). Treated her to
plays, movies, dances, bought her wardrobes of clothes and pirate chests of jewelry, introduced her
to famous celebrities, and once even to Ramfis Trujillo himself — in other words, he exposed her to
the fucking world (at least the one circumscribed by the DR), and you’d be surprised how even a
hardheaded girl like Beli, committed as she was to an idealized notion of what love was, could find it
in her heart to revise her views, if only for the Gangster.
He was a complicated (some would say comical), affable (some would say laughable) man who
treated Beli very tenderly and with great consideration, and under him (literally and metaphorically)
the education begun at the restaurant was completed. He was un hombre bien social, enjoyed being
out and about, seeing and being seen, and that dovetailed nicely with Beli’s own dreams. But also un
hombre conflicted about his past deeds. On the one hand, he was proud of what he’d accomplished.
I made myself he told Beli, all by myself I have cars, houses, electricity, clothes, prendas, but when I
was a niño I didn’t even own a pair of shoes. Not one pair. I had no family. I was an orphan. Do you
She, an orphan herself understood profoundly.
On the other hand, he was tormented by his crimes. When he drank too much, and that was often,
he would mutter things like, If you only knew the diabluras I’ve committed, you wouldn’t be here
right now. And on some nights she would wake up to him crying. I didn’t mean to do it! I didn’t mean
And it was on one of those nights, while she cradled his head and brushed away his tears, that she
realized with a start that she loved this Gangster.
Beli in love! Round Two! But unlike what happened with Pujols, this was the real deal: pure uncut
unadulterated love, the Holy Grail that would so bedevil her children throughout their lives.
Consider that Beli had longed, hungered, for a chance to be in love and to be loved back (not very
long in real time but a forever by the chronometer of her adolescence). Never had the opportunity in
her first lost childhood; and in the intervening years her desire for it had doubled over and doubled
over like a katana being forged until finally it was sharper than the truth. With the Gangster our girl
finally got her chance. Who is surprised that in the final four months of her relationship with him
there would be such an outpouring of affect? As expected: she, the daughter of the Fall, recipient of
its heaviest radiations, loved atomically.
As for the Gangster, he normally would have tired right quick of such an intensely adoring
plaything, but our Gangster, grounded by the hurricane winds of history, found himself
reciprocating. Writing checks with his mouth that his ass could never hope to cover. He promised
her that once the troubles with the Communists were over he would take her to Miami and to
Havana. I’ll buy you a house in both places just so you can know how much I love you!
A house? she whispered. Her hair standing on end. You’re lying to me!
I do not lie. How many rooms do you want?
Ten? she said uncertainly.
Ten is nothing. Make it twenty!
The thoughts he put in her head. Someone should have arrested him for it. And believe me, La
Inca considered it. He’s a panderer, she declaimed. A thief of innocence! There’s a pretty solid
argument to be made that La Inca was right; the Gangster was simply an old chulo preying on Beli’s
naïveté. But if you looked at it from, say, a more generous angle you could argue that the Gangster
adored our girl and that adoration was one of the greatest gifts anybody had ever given her. It felt
unbelievably good to Beli, shook her to her core. (For the first time I actually felt like I owned my
skin, like it was me and I was it.) He made her feel guapa and wanted and safe, and no one had ever
done that for her. No one. On their nights together he would pass his hand over her naked body,
Narcissus stroking that pool of his, murmuring, Guapa, guapa, over and over again. (He didn’t care
about the burn scars on her back: It looks like a painting of a ciclón and that’s what you are, mi
negrita, una tormenta en la madrugada.) The randy old goat could make love to her from sunup to
sundown, and it was he who taught her all about her body, her orgasms, her rhythms, who said, You
have to be bold, and for that he must be honored, no matter what happened in the end.
This was the affair that once and for all incinerated Beli’s reputation in Santo Domingo. No one in
Baní knew exactly who the Gangster was and what he did (he kept his shit hush-hush), but it was
enough that he was a man. In the minds of Beli’s neighbors, that prieta comparona had finally found
her true station in life, as a cuero. Old-timers have told me that during her last months in the DR
Beli spent more time inside the love motels than she had in school — an exaggeration, I’m sure, but
a sign of how low our girl had fallen in the pueblo’s estimation. Beli didn’t help matters. Talk about a
poor winner: now that she’d vaulted into a higher order of privilege, she strutted around the
neighborhood, exulting and heaping steaming piles of contempt on everybody and everything that
wasn’t the Gangster. Dismissing her barrio as an ‘infierno’ and her neighbors as ‘brutos’ and
‘cochinos,’ she bragged about how she would be living in Miami soon, wouldn’t have to put up with
this un-country much longer. Our girl no longer maintained even a modicum of respectability at
home. Stayed out until all hours of the night and permed her hair whenever she wanted. La Inca
didn’t know what to do with her anymore; all her neighbors advised her to beat the girl into a blood
clot (You might even have to kill her, they said regretfully), but La Inca couldn’t explain what it had
meant to find the burnt girl locked in a chicken coop all those years ago, how that sight had stepped
into her and rearranged everything so that now she found she didn’t have the strength to raise her
hand against the girl. She never stopped trying to talk sense into her, though.
What happened to college?
I don’t want to go to college.
So what are you going to do? Be a Gangster’s girlfriend your whole life? Your parents, God rest
their souls, wanted so much better for you. I told you not to talk to me about those people. You’re
the only parents I have.
And look how well you’ve treated me. Look how well. Maybe people are right, La Inca despaired. Maybe you are cursed.
Beli laughed. You might be cursed, but not me.
Even the chinos had to respond to Beli’s change in attitude. We have you go, Juan said.
I don’t understand.
He licked his lips and tried again. We have to you go.
You’re fired, José said. Please leave your apron on the counter.
The Gangster heard about it and the next day some of his goons paid the Brothers Then a visit and
what do you know if our girl wasn’t immediately reinstated. It wasn’t the same no more, though. The
brothers wouldn’t talk to her, wouldn’t spin no stories about their youth in China and the
Philippines. After a couple of days of the silent treatment Beli took the hint and stopped showing up
And now you don’t have a job, La Inca pointed out help fully.
I don’t need a job. He’s going to buy me a house.
A man whose own house you yourself have never visited is promising to buy you a house? And you
believe him? Oh, hija. Yessir: our girl believed. After all, she was in love! The world was coming
apart at the seams — Santo Domingo was in the middle of a total meltdown, the Trujillato was
tottering, police blockades on every corner — and even the kids she’d gone to school with, the
brightest and the best, were being swept up by the Terror. A girl from El Redentor told her that Jack
Pujols’s little brother had gotten caught organizing against El Jefe and the colonel’s influence could
not save the boy from having an eye gouged out with electric shocks. Beli didn’t want to hear it.
After all, she was in love! In love! She wafted through her day like a woman with a concussion. It’s
not like she had a number for the Gangster, or even an address (bad sign number one, girls), and he
was in the habit of disappearing for days without warning (bad sign number two), and now that
Trujillo’s war against the world was reaching its bitter crescendo (and now that he had Beli on lock),
the days could become weeks, and when he reappeared from ‘his business’ he would smell of
cigarettes and old fear and want only to fuck, and afterward he would drink whiskey and mutter to
himself by the love-motel window. His hair, Beli noticed, was growing in gray.
She didn’t take kindly to these disappearances. They made her look bad in front of La Inca and the
neighbors, who were always asking her sweetly, Where’s your savior now, Moses? She defended him
against every criticism, of course, no brother has had a better advocate, but then took it out on his
ass upon his return. Pouted when he appeared with flowers; made him take her to the most
expensive restaurants; pestered him around the clock to move her out of her neighborhood; asked
him what the hell he’d been doing these past x days; talked about the weddings she read about in
the Listin, and just so you can see that La Inca’s doubts were not entirely wasted: wanted to know
when he was going to bring her to his house. Hija de la gran puta, would you stop jodiéndome!
We’re in the middle of a war here! He stood over her in his wifebeater, waving a pistol. Don’t you
know what the Communists do to girls like you? They’ll hang you up by your beautiful tits. And then
they’ll cut them off just like they did to the whores in Cuba!
During one of the Gangster’s longer absences, Beli, bored and desperate to escape the
schadenfreude in her neighbors’ eyes, took it upon herself to ride the Blue Ball Express one last
time in other words, she checked in on her old flames. Ostensibly she wanted to end things in a
formal way, but I think she was just feeling down and wanted male attention. Which is fine. But then
she made the classic mistake of telling these Dominican hombres about the new love of her life, how
happy she was. Sisters: don’t ever ever do this. It’s about as smart as telling the judge who’s about
to sentence you that back in the day you fingerfucked his mother. The car dealer, always so gentle,
so decorous, threw a whiskey bottle at her, screaming, Why should I be happy for a stupid stinking
mona! They were in his apartment on the Malecón — at least he showed you his house, Constantina
would later crack — and if he had been a better righty she would have ended up brained, perhaps
raped and killed, but his fastball only grazed her and then it was her turn on the mound. She put
him away with four sinkers to the head, using the same whiskey bottle he’d thrown at her. Five
minutes later, panting and barefoot in a cab, she was pulled over by the Secret Police, tipped off
because they’d seen her running and it was only when they questioned her that she realized that she
was still holding the bottle and it had bloody hair on one of its edges, the car dealer’s straight blond
(Once they heard what happened they let me go.)
To his credit, Arquimedes acquitted himself in a more mature fashion. (Maybe because she told
him first and had not yet grown flip.) After her confession she heard a ‘little noise’ from the closet
where he was hiding and nothing else. Five minutes of silence and then she whispered, I’d better go.
(She never saw him again in person, only on the TV, giving speeches, and in later years would
wonder if he still thought of her, as she sometimes did of him.)
What have you been up to? the Gangster asked the next time he appeared.
Nothing, she said, throwing her arms around his neck, absolutely nothing.
A month before it all blew up, the Gangster took Beli on a vacation to his old haunts in Samaná.
Their first real trip together, a peace offering prompted by a particularly long absence, a promissory
note for future trips abroad. For those capitaleños who never leave the 27 de Febrero or who think
Güaley is the Center of the Universe: Samaná es una chulería. One of the authors of the King James
Bible traveled the Caribbean, and I often think that it was a place like Samaná that was on his mind
when he sat down to pen the Eden chapters. For Eden it was, a blessed meridian where mar and sol
and green have forged their union and produced a stubborn people that no amount of highfalutin
prose can generalize.↓
≡ In my first draft, Samaná was actually Jarabacoa, but then my girl Leonie, resident expert in all things Domo,
pointed out that there are no beaches in Jarabacoa. Beautiful rivers but no beaches. Leonie was also the one who
informed me that the perrito (see first paragraphs of chapter one, ‘Ghetto Nerd at the End of the World’) wasn’t
popularized until the late eighties, early nineties, but that was one detail I couldn’t change, just liked the image too much. Forgive me, historians of popular dance, forgive me!
The Gangster was in high spirits, the war against the subversives was going swell, it seemed. (We
got ‘em on the run, he gloated. Very soon all will be well.)
As for Beli, she remembered that trip as the nicest time she’d ever had in the DR. She would never
again hear the name Samaná without recalling that final primavera of her youth, the primavera of
her perfection, when she was still young and beautiful. Samaná would forever evoke memories of
their lovemaking, of the Gangster’s rough chin scraping her neck, of the sound of the Mar Caribe
romancing those flawless resortless beaches, of the safety she experienced, and the promise.
Three photos from that trip, and in every one she’s smiling.
They did all the stuff we Dominicans love to do on our vacations. They ate pescado frito and waded
in the río. They walked along the beach and drank rum until the meat behind their eyes throbbed. It
was the first time ever that Beli had her own space totally under her control, so while the Gangster
dozed restfully in his hamaca she busied herself with playing wife, with creating a preliminary draft
of the household they would soon inhabit. Mornings she would subject the cabana to the harshest of
scourings and hang boisterous profusions of flowers from every beam and around every window,
while her bartering produce and fish from the neighbors resulted in one spectacular meal after
another — showing off the skills she acquired during the Lost Years — and the Gangster’s
satisfaction, the patting of his stomach, the unequivocal praise, the soft emission of gases as he lay
in the hamaca, it was music to her ears! (In her mind she became his wife that week in every sense
but the legal.)
She and the Gangster even managed to have heart-to-hearts. On the second day, after he showed
her his old home, now abandoned and hurricane-ruined, she asked: Do you ever miss having a
They were at the only nice restaurant in the city, where EI Jefe dined on his visits (they’ll still tell
you that). You see those people? He pointed toward the bar. All those people have families, you can
tell by their faces, they have families that depend on them and that they depend on, and for some of
them this is good, and for some of them this is bad. But it all amounts to the same shit because there
isn’t one of them who is free. They can’t do what they want to do or be who they should be. I might
have no one in the world, but at least I’m free.
She had never heard anyone say those words. I’m free wasn’t a popular refrain in the Era of
Trujillo. But it struck a chord in her, put La Inca and her neighbors and her still-up-in-the-air life in
I want to be like you, she told the Gangster days later when they were eating crabs she had
cooked in an achiote sauce. He had just been telling her about the nude beaches of Cuba. You would
have been the star of the show, he said, pinching her nipple and laughing.
What do you mean, you want to be like me?
I want to be free.
He smiled and chucked her under the chin. Then you will be, mi negra bella.
The next day the protective bubble about their idyll finally burst and the troubles of the real world
came rushing in. A motorcycle driven by a hugely overweight policeman arrived at their cabana.
Capitan, you’re needed in the Palacio, he said from under his chinstrap. More trouble with the
subversives, it seems. I’ll send a car for you, the Gangster promised. Wait, she said, I’ll go with you,
not wanting to be left, again, but he either didn’t hear or didn’t care. Wait, goddamn it, she shouted
in frustration. But the motorcycle never slowed. Wait! The ride never materialized either.
Fortunately Beli had gotten into the habit of stealing his money while he slept so that she could
maintain herself during his absences; otherwise she would have been stranded on that fucking
beach. After waiting eight hours like a parigüaya she hoisted her bag (left his shit in the cabana) and
marched through the simmering heat like a vengeance on two legs, walked for what felt like half a
day, until at last she happened upon a colmado, where a couple of sunstroked campesinos were
sharing a warm beer while the colmadero, seated in the only shade in sight, waved the flies from his
dukes. When they realized she was standing over them they all scrambled to their feet. By then her
anger had drained away and she only wanted to be spared further walking. Do you know anybody
who has a car? And by noon she was in a dust-choked Chevy, heading home. You better hold the
door, the driver advised, or it might fall of.
Then it falls, she said, her arms firmly crossed.
At one point they passed through one of those godforsaken blisters of a community that frequently
afflict the arteries between the major cities, sad assemblages of shacks that seem to have been
deposited in situ by a hurricane or other such calamity. The only visible commerce was a single goat
carcass hanging unfetchingly from a rope, peeled down to its corded orange musculature, except for
the skin of its face, which was still attached, like a funeral mask. He’d been skinned very recently,
the flesh was still shivering under the shag of flies. Beli didn’t know if it was the heat or the two
beers she drank while the colmadero sent for his cousin or the skinned goat or dim memories of her
Lost Years, but our girl could have sworn that a man sitting in a rocking chair in front of one of the
hovels had no face and he waved at her as she passed but before she could confirm it the pueblito
vanished into the dust. Did you see something? Her driver sighed, Please I can barely keep my eyes
on the road.
Two days after her return the cold had settled in the pit of her stomach like something drowned in
there. She didn’t know what was wrong; every morning she was vomiting.
It was La Inca who saw it first. Well, you finally did it. You’re pregnant. No I’m not, Beli rasped,
wiping the fetid mash from her mouth. But she was.
When the doctor confirmed La Inca’s worst fears Beli let out a cheer. (Young lady, this is not a
game, the doctor barked.) She was simultaneously scared shitless and out of her mind with
happiness. She couldn’t sleep for the wonder of it and, after the revelation, became strangely
respectful and pliant. (So now you’re happy? My God, girl, are you a fool!) For Beli: This was it. The
magic she’d been waiting for. She placed her hand on her flat stomach and heard the wedding bells
loud and clear, saw in her mind’s eye the house that had been promised, that she had dreamed
Please don’t tell anyone, La Inca begged, but of course she whispered it to her friend Dorea, who
put it out on the street. Success, after all, loves a witness, but failure can’t exist without one. The
bochinche spread through their sector of Baní like wildfire.
The next time the Gangster appeared she had dolled herself up lovely, a brand-new dress, crushed
jasmine in her underwear, got her hair done, and even plucked her eyebrows into twin hyphens of
alarm. He needed a shave and a haircut, and the hairs curling out of his ears were starting to look
like a particularly profitable crop. You smell good enough to eat, he growled, kissing the tender
glide of her neck.
Guess what, she said coyly.
He looked up. What?
UPON FURTHER REFLECTION
In her memory he never told her to get rid of it. But later, when she was freezing in basement
apartments in the Bronx and working her fingers to the bone, she reflected that he had told her
exactly that. But like lovergirls everywhere, she had heard only what she wanted to hear.
I hope it’s a son, she said.
I do too, half believing it.
They were lying in bed in a love motel. Above them spun a fan, its blades pursued by a half-dozen
What will his middle name be? she wondered excitedly. It has to be something serious, because
he’s going to be a doctor, like mi papa. Before he could reply, she said: We’ll call him Abelard.
He scowled. What kind of maricón name is that? If the baby’s a boy we’ll call him Manuel. That
was my grandfather’s name.
I thought you didn’t know who your family was. He pulled from her touch. No me jodas. Wounded,
she reached down to hold her stomach.
TRUTH AND CONSEQUENCES 1
The Gangster had told Beli many things in the course of their relationship, but there was one
important item he’d failed to reveal. That he was married.
I’m sure you all guessed that. I mean, he was dominicano, after all. But I bet you never would have
imagined whom he was married to.
TRUTH AND CONSEQUENCES 2
It’s true. The Gangster’s wife was — drumroll, please — Trujillo’s fucking sister! Did you really
think some street punk from Samaná was going to reach the upper echelons of the Trujillato on hard
work alone? Negro, please — this ain’t a fucking comic book!
Yes, Trujillo’s sister; the one known affectionately as La Fea. They met while the Gangster was
carousing in Cuba; she was a bitter tacaña seventeen years his senior. They did a lot of work
together in the butt business and before you knew it she had taken a shine to his irresistible joie de
vivre. He encouraged it — knew a fantastic opportunity when he saw one — and before the year was
out they were cutting the cake and placing the first piece on El Jefe’s plate. There are those alive
who claim that La Fea had actually been a pro herself in the time before the rise of her brother, but
that seems to be more calumny than anything, like saying that Balaguer fathered a dozen
illegitimate children and then used the pueblo’s money to hush it up — wait, that’s true, but
probably not the other — shit, who can keep track of what’s true and what’s false in a country as
baká as ours — what is known is that the time before her brother’s rise had made her una mujer
bien fuerte y bien cruel; she was no pendeja and ate girls like Beli like they were pan de agua — if
this was Dickens she’d have to run a brothel — but wait, she did run brothels! Well, maybe Dickens
would have her run an orphanage. But she was one of those characters only a kleptocracy could
have conceived: had hundreds of thousands in the bank and not one yuen of pity in her soul; she
cheated everyone she did business with, including her brother, and had already driven two
respectable businessmen to early graves by fleecing them to their last mota. She sat in her immense
house in La Capital like a shelob in her web, all day handling accounts and ordering around
subordinates, and on certain weekend nights she would host tertulias where her ‘friends’ would
gather to endure hours of poetry declaimed by her preposterously tone-deaf son (from her first
marriage; she and the Gangster didn’t have any children). Well, one fine day in May a servant
appeared at her door.
Leave it, she said, a pencil in her mouth.
An inhalation. Dona, there’s news.
There’s always news. Leave it.
An exhale. News about your husband.
IN THE SHADOW OF THE JACARANDA
Two days later Beli was wandering about the parque central in a restless fog. Her hair had seen
better days. She was out in the world because she couldn’t stand to be at home with La Inca and
now that she didn’t have a job she didn’t have a sanctuary into which to retreat. She was deep in
thought, one hand on her belly, the other on her pounding head. She was thinking about the
argument she and the Gangster had gotten into earlier in the week. He’d been in one of his foul
moods and bellowed, suddenly, that he didn’t want to bring a baby into so terrible a world and she
had barked that the world wasn’t so terrible in Miami and then he had said, grabbing her by the
throat, If you’re in such a rush to go to Miami, swim. He hadn’t tried to contact her since and she
was wandering around in the hopes of spotting him. As if he hung around Baní. Her feet were
swollen, her head was sending its surplus ache down her neck, and now two huge men with
matching pompadours were grabbing her by the arms and propelling her to the center of the
parque, where a well-dressed old lady sat on a bench underneath a decrepit jacaranda. White gloves
and a coil of pearls about her neck. Scrutinizing Beli with unflinching iguana eyes.
Do you know who I am?
I don’t know who in carajo—
Soy Trujillo. I’m also Dionisio’s wife. It has reached my ears that you’ve been telling people that
you’re going to marry him and that you’re having his child. Well, I’m here to inform you, mi monita,
that you will be doing neither. These two very large and capable officers are going to take you to a
doctor, and after he’s cleaned out that toto podrido of yours there won’t be any baby left to talk
about. And then it will be in your best interest that I never see your black cara de culo again
because if I do I’ll feed you to my dogs myself. But enough talk. It’s time for your appointment. Say
good-bye now, I don’t want you to be late.
Beli might have felt as though the crone had thrown boiling oil on her but she still had the ovaries
to spit, Cómeme el culo, you ugly disgusting vieja.
Let’s go, Elvis One said, twisting her arm behind her back and, with the help of his partner,
dragging her across the park to where a car sat baleful in the sun.
Déjame, she screamed, and when she looked up she saw that there was one more cop sitting in
the car, and when he turned toward her she saw that he didn’t have a face. All the strength fell right
out of her.
That’s right, tranquila now, the larger one said.
What a sad ending it would have been had not our girl rolled her luck and spotted José Then
ambling back from one of his gambling trips, a rolled newspaper under his arm. She tried to say his
name, but like in those bad dreams we all have there was no air in her lungs. It wasn’t until they
tried to force her into the car and her hand brushed the burning chrome of the car that she found
her tongue. José, she whispered, please save me.
And then the spell was broken. Shut up! The Elvises struck her in the head and back but it was too
late, José Then was running over, and behind him, a miracle, were his brother Juan and the rest of
the Palacio Peking crew: Constantina, Marco Antonio, and Indian Benny. The grunts tried to draw
their pistols but Beli was all over them, and then José planted his iron next to the biggest one’s skull
and everybody froze, except, of course, Beli.
You hijos de puta! I’m pregnant! Do you understand! Pregnant! She spun to where the crone had
held court, but she had inexplicably vanished.
This girl’s under arrest, one grunt said sullenly.
No she’s not. José tore Beli out of their arms.
You alone her! yelled Juan, a machete in each hand.
Listen, chino, you don’t know what you’re doing.
This chino knows exactly what he’s doing. José cocked the pistol, a noise most dreadful, like a rib
breaking. His face was a dead rictus and in it shone everything he had lost. Run, Beli, he said.
And she ran, tears popping out of her eyes, but not before taking one last kick at the grunts. Mis
chinos, she told her daughter, saved my life.
She should have kept running too but she beelined for home instead. Can you believe it? Like
everybody in this damn story, she underestimated the depth of the shit she was in. What’s the matter, hija? La Inca said, dropping the frying pan in her hand and holding the girl. You
have to tell me.
Beli shook her head, couldn’t catch her breath. Latched the door and the windows and then
crouched on her bed, a knife in her hand, trembling and weeping, the cold in her stomach like a
dead fish. I want Dionisio, she blubbered. I want him now!
She should have scrammed, I tell you, but she needed to see her Gangster, needed him to explain
what was happening. Despite everything that had just transpired she still held out the hope that he
would make everything better, that his gruff voice would soothe her heart and stop the animal fear
gnawing her guts. Poor Beli. She believed in the Gangster. Was loyal to the end. Which was why a
couple hours later, when a neighbor shouted, Oye, Inca, the novio is outside, she bolted out of bed
like she’d been shot from a mass driver, blew past La Inca, past caution, ran barefoot to where his
car was waiting. In the dark she failed to notice that it wasn’t actually his car.
Did you miss us? Elvis One asked, slapping cuffs on her wrist.
She tried to scream but it was too late.
LA INCA, THE DIVINE
After the girl had bolted from the house, and after she was informed by the neighbors that the
Secret Police had scooped her up, La Inca knew in her ironclad heart that the girl was fun-toosh,
that the Doom of the Cabrals had managed to infiltrate her circle at last. Standing on the edge of the
neighborhood, rigid as a post, staring hopelessly into the night, she felt herself borne upon a cold
tide of despair, as bottomless as our needs. A thousand reasons why it might have happened
(starting of course with the accursed Gangster) but none as important as the fact that it had.
Stranded out in that growing darkness, without a name, an address, or a relative in the Palacio, La
Inca almost succumbed, let herself be lifted from her moorings and carried like a child, like a tangle
of seagrape beyond the bright reef of her faith and into the dark reaches. It was in that hour of
tribulation, however, that a hand reached out for her and she remembered who she was. Myotís
Altagracia Toribio Cabral. One of the Mighty of the Sur. You must save her, her husband’s spirit said,
or no one else will.
Shrugging off her weariness, she did what many women of her background would have done.
Posted herself beside her portrait of the Virgen de Altagracia and prayed. We postmodern phitanos
tend to dismiss the Catholic devotion of our viejas as atavistic, an embarrassing throwback to the
olden days, but it’s exactly at these moments, when all hope has vanished, when the end draws near,
that prayer has dominion.
Let me tell you, True believers: in the annals of Dominican piety there has never been prayer like
this. The rosaries cabling through La Inca’s fingers like line flying through a doomed fisherman’s
hands. And before you could say Holy! Holy! Holy! she was joined by a flock of women, young and
old, fierce and mansa, serious and alegre, even those who had previously bagged on the girl and
called her whore, arriving without invitation and taking up the prayer without as much as a whisper.
Dorca was there, and the wife of the dentist, and many many others. In no time at all the room
was filled with the faithful and pulsed with a spirit so dense that it was rumored that the Devil
himself had to avoid the Sur for months afterward. La Inca didn’t notice. A hurricane could have
carried off the entire city and it wouldn’t have broken her concentration. Her face veined, her neck
corded, the blood roaring in her ears. Too lost, too given over to drawing the girl back from the
Abyss was she. So furious and so unrelenting, in fact, was La Inca’s pace that more than a few
women suffered shetaat (spiritual burnout) and collapsed, never again to feel the divine breath of
the Todopoderoso on their neck. One woman even lost the ability to determine right from wrong and
a few years later became one of Balaguer’s chief deputies. By night’s end only three of the original
circle remained: La Inca of course, her friend and neighbor Momóna (who it was said could cure
warts and sex an egg just by looking at it), and a plucky seven-year-old whose piety, until then, had
been obscured by a penchant for blowing mucus out her nostrils like a man.
To exhaustion and beyond they prayed, to that glittering place where the flesh dies and is born
again, where all is agony, and finally, just as La Inca was feeling her spirit begin to loose itself from
its earthly pinions, just as the circle began to dissolve—
CHOICE AND CONSEQUENCES
They drove east. In those days the cities hadn’t yet metastasized into kaiju, menacing one another
with smoking, teeming tendrils of shanties; in those days their limits were a Corbusian dream; the
urban dropped off as precipitous as a beat, one second you were deep in the twentieth century (well,
the twentieth century of the Third World) and the next you’d find yourself plunged 180 years into
rolling fields of cane. The transition between these states was some real-time machine-type shit. The
moon, it has been reported, was full, and the light that rained down cast the leaves of the
eucalyptuses into spectral coin.
The world outside so beautiful, but inside the car…
They’d been punching her and her right eye had puffed into a malignant slit, her right breast so
preposterously swollen that it looked like it would burst, her lip was split and something was wrong
with her jaw, she couldn’t swallow without causing herself excruciating shocks of pain. She cried out
each time they struck her but she did not cry, entiendes? Her fierceness astounds me. She would not
give them the pleasure. There was such fear, the sickening blood-draining fear of a drawn pistol, of
waking up to find a man standing over your bed, but held, a note sustained indefinitely. Such fear,
and yet she refused to show it. How she hated these men. For her whole life she would hate them,
never forgive, never forgive, and she would never be able to think of them without succumbing to a
vortex of rage. Anyone else would have turned her face from the blows, but Beli offered hers up.
And between punches she brought up her knees to comfort her stomach. You’ll be OK, she
whispered through a broken mouth. You’ll live.
They parked the car on the edge of the road and marched her into the cane. They walked until the
cane was roaring so loud around them it sounded as if they were in the middle of a storm. Our girl,
she kept flinging her head to get her hair out of her face, could think only about her poor little boy,
and that was the sole reason she started to weep.
The large grunt handed his partner a nightstick.
Let’s hurry up.
No, Beli said.
How she survived I’ll never know. They beat her like she was a slave. Like she was a dog. Let me
pass over the actual violence and report instead on the damage inflicted: her clavicle, chickenboned; her right humerus, a triple fracture (she would never again have much strength in that arm);
five ribs, broken; left kidney, bruised; liver, bruised; right lung, collapsed; front teeth, blown out.
About 167 points of damage in total and it was only sheer accident that these motherfuckers didn’t
eggshell her cranium, though her head did swell to elephant-man proportions. Was there time for a
rape or two? I suspect there was, but we shall never know because it’s not something she talked
about. All that can be said is that it was the end of language, the end of hope. It was the sort of
beating that breaks people, breaks them utterly.
Throughout most of the car ride, and even into the first stanzas of that wilding, she maintained the
fool’s hope that her Gangster would save her, would appear out of the darkness with a gun and a
reprieve. And when it became clear that no rescue was forthcoming, she fantasized, in the instance
of a blackout, that he would visit her at the hospital and there they would be married, he in a suit,
she in a body cast, but then that too was revealed to be plepla by the sickening crack of her
humerus, and now all that remained was the agony and the foolishness. In a blackout she caught
sight of him disappearing on that motorcycle again, felt the tightness in her chest as she screamed
for him to wait, wait. Saw for a brief instant La Inca praying in her room — the silence that lay
between them now, stronger than love — and in the gloaming of her dwindling strength there
yawned a loneliness so total it was beyond death, a loneliness that obliterated all memory, the
loneliness of a childhood where she’d not even had her own name. And it was into that loneliness
that she was sliding, and it was here that she would dwell forever, alone, black, fea, scratching at
the dust with a stick, pretending that the scribble was letters, words, names.
All hope was gone, but then, True believers, like the Hand of the Ancestors themselves, a miracle.
Just as our girl was set to disappear across that event horizon, just as the cold of obliteration was
stealing up her legs, she found in herself one last reservoir of strength: her Cabral magis — and all
she had to do was realize that once again she’d been tricked, once again she’d been played, by the
Gangster, by Santo Domingo, by her own dumb needs, to ignite it. Like Superman in Dark Knight
Returns, who drained from an entire jungle the photonic energy he needed to survive Coldbringer,
so did our Beli resolve out of her anger her own survival. In other words, her coraje saved her life.
Like a white light in her. Like a sun. She came to in the ferocious moonlight. A broken girl, atop
broken stalks of cane. Pain everywhere but alive. Alive.
And now we arrive at the strangest part of our tale. Whether what follows was a figment of Beli’s
wracked imagination or something else altogether I cannot say. Even your Watcher has his silences,
his páginas en blanco. Beyond the Source Wall few have ventured. But no matter what the truth,
remember: Dominicans are Caribbean and therefore have an extraordinary tolerance for extreme
phenomena. How else could we have survived what we have survived? So as Beli was flitting in and
out of life, there appeared at her side a creature that would have been an amiable mongoose if not
for its golden lion eyes and the absolute black of its pelt. This one was quite large for its species and
placed its intelligent little paws on her chest and stared down at her.
You have to rise. My baby, Beli wept. Mi hijo precioso.
Hypatia, your baby is dead.
No, no, no, no, no. It pulled at her unbroken arm. You have to rise now or you’ll never have the son
or the daughter. What son? she wailed. What daughter?
The ones who await.
It was dark and her legs trembled beneath her like smoke.
You have to follow.
It rivered into the cane, and Beli, blinking tears, realized she had no idea which way was out. As
some of you know, cane-fields are no fucking joke, and even the cleverest of adults can get mazed in
their endlessness, only to reappear months later as a cameo of bones. But before Beli lost hope she
heard the creature’s voice. She (for it had a woman’s lilt) was singing! In an accent she could not
place: maybe Venezuelan, maybe Colombian. Sueño, sueño, sueño, como tú te llamas. She clung
unsteadily to the cane, like an anciano clinging to a hammock, and, panting, took her first step, a
long dizzy spell, beating back a blackout, and then her next. Precarious progress, because if she fell
she knew she would never stand again. Sometimes she saw the creature’s chabine eyes flashing
through the stalks. Yo me llamo sueño de la madrugada. The cane didn’t want her to leave, of
course; it slashed at her palms, jabbed into her flank and clawed her thighs, and its sweet stench
clogged her throat.
Each time she thought she would fall she concentrated on the faces of her promised future — her
promised children — and from that obtained the strength she needed to continue. She pulled from
strength, from hope, from hate, from her invincible heart, each a different piston driving her
forward. Finally, when all were exhausted, when she began to stumble headfirst, heading down like
a boxer on his last legs, she stretched her uninjured arm out and what greeted her was not cane but
the open world of life. She felt the tarmac under her bare broken feet, and the wind. The wind! But
she had only a second to savor it, for just then an unelectrified truck burst out of the darkness in a
roar of gears. What a life, she mused, all that lucha only to be run over like a dog. But she wasn’t
flattened. The driver, who later swore he saw something lion-like in the gloom, with eyes like
terrible amber lamps, slammed on the brakes and halted inches from where a naked blood-spattered
Now check it: the truck held a perico ripiao conjunto, fresh from playing a wedding in Ocoa. Took
all the courage they had not to pop the truck in reverse and peel out of there. Cries of, It’s a baká, a
ciguapa, no, a haitiano! silenced by the lead singer, who shouted, It’s a girl! The band members lay
Beli among their instruments, swaddled her with their chacabanas, and washed her face with the
water they carried for the radiator and for cutting down the klerín. Down the band peered, rubbing
their lips and running nervous hands through thinning hair.
What do you think happened?
I think she was attacked.
By a lion, offered the driver.
Maybe she fell out of a car.
It looks like she fell under a car.
Trujillo, she whispered.
Aghast, the band looked at one another. We should leave her.
The guitarrista agreed. She must be a subversive. If they find her with us the police will kill us too.
Put her back on the road, begged the driver. Let the lion finish her.
Silence, and then the lead singer lit a match and held it in the air and in that splinter of light was
revealed a blunt-featured woman with the golden eyes of a chabine. We’re not leaving her, the lead
singer said in a curious cibaeña accent, and only then did Beli understand that she was saved.↓
≡ The Mongoose, one of the great unstable particles of the Universe and also one of its greatest travelers.
Accompanied humanity out of Mrica and after a long furlough in India jumped ship to the other India, a.k.a. the
Caribbean. Since its earliest appearance in the written record — 675 H.C.E., in a nameless scribe’s letter to
AshurBanípal’s father, Esarhaddon — the Mongoose has proven itself to be an enemy of kingly chariots, chains, and
hierarchies. Believed to be an ally of Man. Many Watchers suspect that the Mongoose arrived to our world from
another, but to date no evidence of such a migration has been unearthed.
FUK&UACUTE; VS. ZAFA
There are still many, on and off the Island, who offer Beli’s near-fatal beating as irrefutable proof
that the House Cabral was indeed victim of a high-level fukú, the local version of House Atreus. Two
Truji-líos in one lifetime — what in carajo else could it be? But other heads question that logic,
arguing that Beli’s survival must be evidence to the contrary. Cursed people, after all, tend not to
drag themselves out of cane-fields with a frightening roster of injuries and then happen to be picked
up by a van of sympathetic musicians in the middle of the night who ferry them home without delay
to a ‘mother’ with mad connections in the medical community. If these serendipities signify
anything, say these heads, it is that our Beli was blessed. What about the dead son? The world is full of tragedies enough without niggers having to resort to
curses for explanations.
A conclusion La Inca wouldn’t have argued with. To her dying day she believed that Beli had met
not a curse but God out in that cane-field.
I met something, Beli would say, guardedly.
BACK AMONG THE LIVING
Touch and go, I tell you, until the fifth day. And when at last she returned to consciousness she did
so screaming. Her arm felt like it had been pinched off at the elbow by a grindstone, her head
crowned in a burning hoop of brass, her lung like the exploded carcass of a piñata — Jesú! Cristo!
She started crying almost immediately, but what our girl did not know was that for the last halfweek, two of the best doctors in Baní had tended her covertly; friends of La Inca and anti-Trujillo to
the core, they set her arm and plastered it, stitched shut the frightening gashes on her scalp (sixty
puntos in all), doused her wounds with enough Mercurochrome to disinfect an army, injected her
with morphine and against tetanus. Many late nights of worry, but the worst, it seemed, was over.
These doctors, with a spiritual assist from La Inca’s Bible group, had performed a miracle, and all
that remained was the healing. (She is lucky that she is so strong, the doctors said, packing their
stethoscopes. The Hand of God is upon her, the prayer leaders confirmed, stowing their Bibles.) But
blessed was not what our girl felt. After a couple of minutes of hysterical sobbing, of re-adjusting to
the fact of the bed, to the fact of her life, she lowed out La Inca’s name.
From the side of the bed the quiet voice of the Benefactor: Don’t talk. Unless it’s to thank the
Savior for your life. Mama, Beli cried. Mama. They killed my bebe, they tried to kill me — And they
did not succeed, La Inca said. Not for lack of trying, though. She put her hand on the girl’s forehead.
Now it’s time for you to be quiet. For you to be still.
That night was a late-medieval ordeal. Beli alternated from quiet weeping to gusts of rabia so
fierce they threatened to throw her out of the bed and reopen her injuries. Like a woman possessed,
she drove herself into her mattress, went as rigid as a board, flailed her good arm around, beat her
legs, spit and cursed. She wailed — despite a punctured lung and cracked ribs — she wailed
inconsolably. Mama, me mataron a mi hijo. Estoy sola, estoy sola. Sola? La Inca leaned close. Would
you like me to call your Gangster?
No, she whispered.
La Inca gazed down at her. I wouldn’t call him either.
That night Beli drifted on a vast ocean of loneliness, buffeted by squalls of despair, and during one
of her intermittent sleeps she dreamt that she had truly and permanently died and she and her child
shared a coffin and when she finally awoke for good, night had broken and out in the street a grade
of grief unlike any she’d encountered before was being uncoiled, a cacophony of wails that seemed
to have torn free from the cracked soul of humanity itself Like a funeral song for the entire planet. Mama, she gasped, mama.
Tranquilisate, muchacha. Mama, is that for me? Am I dying? Dime, mama.
Ay, hija, no seas ridícula. La Inca put her hands, awkward hyphens, around the girl. Lowered her
mouth to her ear: It’s Trujillo. Gunned down, she whispered, the night Beli had been kidnapped. No
one knows anything yet. Except that he’s dead.↓
≡ They say he was on his way for some ass that night. Who is surprised? A consummate culocrat to the end. Perhaps
on that last night, El Jefe, sprawled in the back of his Bel Air, thought only of the routine pussy that was awaiting him
at Estancia Fundación. Perhaps he thought of nothing. Who can know? In any event: there is a black Chevrolet fast
approaching, like Death itself, packed to the rim with U.S.-backed assassins of the higher classes, and now both cars
are nearing the city limits, where the streetlights end (for modernity indeed has its limits in Santo Domingo), and in
the dark distance looms the cattle fairgrounds where seventeen months before some other youth had intended to
assassinate him. El Jefe asks his driver, Zacharias, to turn on the radio, but — how appropriate — there is a poetry
reading on and off it goes again. Maybe the poetry reminds him of Galíndez.
The black Chevy flashes its lights innocuously, asking to pass, and Zacharias, thinking it’s the Secret Police, obliges
by slowing down, and when the cars come abreast, the escopeta wielded by Antonio de la Maza (whose brother —
surprise, surprise — was killed in the Galíndez cover-up — which goes to show that you should always be careful when
killing nerds, never know who will come after you) goes boo-ya! And now (so goes the legend) El Jefe cries, Coño, me
hirieron! The second shotgun blast hits Zacharias in the shoulder and he almost stops the car, in pain and shock and
surprise. Here now the famous exchange: Get the guns, El Jefe says. Vamos a pelear. And Zacharias says: No, Jefe, son mucho, and El Jefe repeats himself: Vamos a pelear. He could have ordered Zacharias to turn the car back to the safety
of his capital, but instead he goes out like Tony Montana. Staggers out of the bullet-ridden Bel Air, holding a.38 in his
hand. The rest is, of course, history, and if this were a movie you’d have to film it in John Woo slow motion. Shot at
twenty-seven times — what a Dominican number — and suffering from four hundred hit points of damage, a mortally
wounded Rafael Leonidas Trujillo Molina is said to have taken two steps toward his birthplace, San Cristobal, for, as
we know, all children, whether good or bad, eventually find their way home, but thinking better of it he turned back
toward La Capital, to his beloved city, and fell for the last time. Zacharias, who’d had his mid-parietal region creased
by a round from a.357, got blown into the grass by the side of the road; miracle of miracles, he would survive to tell
the tale of the ajustamiento. De la Maza, perhaps thinking of his poor, dead, set-up brother, then took Trujillo’s.38 out
of his dead hand and shot Trujillo in the face and uttered his now famous words: Éste guaraguao ya no comerá mas
pollito. And then the assassins stashed El Jefe’s body — where? In the trunk, of course.
And thus passed old Fuckface. And thus passed the Era of Trujillo (sort of).
I’ve been to the neck of road where he was gunned down many many times. Nothing to report except that the
guagua from Haina almost always runs my ass over every time I cross the highway. For a while, I hear, that stretch was
the haunt of what El Jeffe worried about the most: los maricones.
LA INCA, IN DECLINE
It’s all true, plataneros. Through the numinous power of prayer La Inca saved the girl’s life, laid
an A-plus zafa on the Cabral family fukú (but at what cost to herself?). Everybody in the
neighborhood will tell you how, shortly after the girl slipped out of the country, La Inca began to
diminish, like Galadriel after the temptation of the ring — out of sadness for the girl’s failures, some
would say, but others would point to that night of Herculean prayer. No matter what your take, it
cannot be denied that soon after Beli’s departure La Inca’s hair began to turn a snowy white, and by
the time Lola lived with her she was no longer the Great Power she had been. Yes, she had saved the
girl’s life, but to what end? Beli was still profoundly vulnerable. At the end of The Return of the
King, Sauron’s evil was taken by ‘a great wind’ and nearly ‘blown away,’ with no lasting
consequences to our heroes;↓ but Trujillo was too powerful, too toxic a radiation to be dispelled so
≡ ‘And as the Captains gazed south to the Land of Mordor, it seemed to them that, black against the pall of cloud, there
rose a huge shape of shadow, impenetrable, lightning-crowned, filling all the sky. Enormous it reared above the world,
and stretched out towards them a vast threatening hand, terrible but impotent; for even as it leaned over them, a great
wind took it, and it was all blown away, and passed; and then a hush fell’.
Even after death his evil lingered. Within hours of El Jefe dancing bien pegao with those twentyseven bullets, his minions ran amok — fulfilling, as it were, his last will and vengeance. A great
darkness descended on the Island and for the third time since the rise of Fidel people were being
rounded up by Trujillo’s son, Ramfis, and a good plenty were sacrificed in the most depraved fashion
imaginable, the orgy of terror — funeral goods for the father from the son. Even a woman as potent
as La Inca, who with the elvish ring of her will had forged within Baní her own personal Lothlórien,
knew that she could not protect the girl against a direct assault from the Eye. What was to keep the
assassins from returning to finish what they’d started? After all, they had killed the world-famous
Mirabal Sisters,↓ who were of Name; what was to stop them from killing her poor orphaned
≡ And where were the Mirabal Sisters murdered? In a cane-field, of course. And then their bodies were put in a car
and a crash was simulated! Talk about two for one!
La Inca felt the danger palpably, intimately. And perhaps it was the strain of her final prayer, but
each time La Inca glanced at the girl she could swear that there was a shadow standing just behind
her shoulder which disappeared as soon as you tried to focus on it. A dark horrible shadow that
gripped her heart. And it seemed to be growing.
La Inca needed to do something, so, not yet recovered from her Hail Mary play, she called upon
her ancestors and upon Jesú Cristo for help. Once again she prayed. But on top of that, to show her
devotion, she fasted. Pulled a Mother Abigail. Ate nothing but one orange, drank nothing but water.
After that last vast expenditure of piety her spirit was in an uproar. She did not know what to do.
She had a mind like a mongoose but she was not, in the end, a worldly woman. She spoke to her
friends, who argued for sending Beli to the campo. She’ll be safe there. She spoke to her priest. You
should pray for her.
On the third day, it came to her. She was dreaming that she and her dead husband were on the
beach where he had drowned. He was dark again as he always was in summer.
You have to send her away.
But they’ll find her in the campo.
You have to send her to Nueva York. I have it on great authority that it is the only way.
And then he strutted proudly into the water; she tried to call him back, Please, come back, but he
did not listen.
His otherworldly advice was too terrible to consider. Exile to the North! To Nueva York, a city so
foreign she herself had never had the ovaries to visit. The girl would be lost to her, and La Inca
would have failed her great cause: to heal the wounds of the Fall, to bring House Cabral back from
the dead. And who knows what might happen to the girl among the yanquis? In her mind the U.S.
was nothing more and nothing less than a país overrun by gangsters, putas, and no-accounts. Its
cities swarmed with machines and industry, as thick with sinvergüenceria as Santo Domingo was
with heat, a cuco shod in iron, exhaling fumes, with the glittering promise of coin deep in the cold
lightless shaft of its eyes. How La Inca wrestled with herself those long nights! But which side was
Jacob and which side was the Angel? After all, who was to say that the Trujillos would remain in
power much longer? Already the necromantic power of El Jefe was waning and in its place could be
felt something like a wind. Rumors flew as thick as ciguas, rumors that the Cubans were preparing
to invade, that the Marines had been spotted on the horizon. Who could know what tomorrow would
bring? Why send her beloved girl away? Why be hasty?
La Inca found herself in practically the same predicament Beli’s father had found himself in
sixteen years earlier, back when the House of Cabral had first come up against the might of the
Trujillos. Trying to decide whether to act or to stay still.
Unable to choose, she prayed for further guidance — another three days without food. Who knows
how it might have turned out had not the Elvises come calling? Our Benefactor might have gone out
exactly like Mother Abigail. But thankfully the Elvises surprised her as she was sweeping the front
of the house. Is your name Myotis Toribio? Their pompadours like the backs of beetles. African
muscles encased in pale summer suits, and underneath their jackets the hard, oiled holsters of their
fire-arms did creak. We want to speak to your daughter, Elvis One growled.
Right now, Elvis Two added.
Por supuesto, she said and when she emerged from the house holding a machete the Elvises
retreated to their car, laughing.
Elvis One: We’ll be back, vieja.
Elvis Two: believe us.
Who was that? Beli asked from her bed, her hands clutching at her nonexistent stomach. No one,
La Inca said, putting the machete next to the bed. The next night, ‘no one’ shot a peephole clean
through the front door of the house.
The next couple of nights she and the girl slept under the bed, and a little bit later in the week she
told the girl: No matter what happens I want you to remember: your father was a doctor, a doctor.
And your mother was a nurse.
And finally the words: You should leave.
I want to leave. I hate this place.
The girl by this time could hobble to the latrine under her own power. She was much changed.
During the day she would sit by the window in silence, very much like La Inca after her husband
drowned. She did not smile, she did not laugh, she talked to no one, not even her friend Dorca. A
dark veil had closed over her, like nata over cafe.
You don’t understand, hija. You have to leave the country. They’ll kill you if you don’t.
Oh, Beli; not so rashly, not so rashly: What did you know about states or diasporas? What did you
know about Nueba Yol or unheated ‘old law’ tenements or children whose self-hate short-circuited
their minds? What did you know, madame, about immigration? Don’t laugh, mi negrita, for your
world is about to be changed. Utterly. Yes: a terrible beauty is etc., etc. Take it from me. You laugh
because you’ve been ransacked to the limit of your soul, because your lover betrayed you almost
unto death, because your first son was never born. You laugh because you have no front teeth and
you’ve sworn never to smile again.
I wish I could say different but I’ve got it right here on tape. La Inca told you you had to leave the
country and you laughed. End of story.
THE LAST DAYS OF THE REPUBLIC
She would remember little of the final months beyond her anguish and her despair (and her desire
to see the Gangster dead). She was in the grips of the Darkness, passed through her days like a
shade passes through life. She did not move from the house unless forced; at last they had the
relationship La Inca had always longed for, except that they didn’t speak. What was there to say? La
Inca talked soberly about the trip north, but Beli felt like a good part of her had already
disembarked. Santo Domingo was fading. The house, La Inca, the fried yuca she was putting into
her mouth were already gone — it was only a matter of allowing the rest of the world to catch up.
The only time she felt close to her old sense was when she spotted the Elvises lurking in the
neighborhood. She would cry out in mortal fear, but they drove off with smirks on their faces. We’ll
see you soon. Real soon. At night there were nightmares of the cane, of the Faceless One, but when
she awoke from them La Inca was always there. Tranquila, hija. Tranquila.
(Regarding the Elvises: What stayed their hand? Perhaps it was the fear of retribution now that
the Trujillato had fallen. Perhaps it was La Inca’s power. Perhaps it was that force from the future
reaching back to protect the third and final daughter? Who can know?)
La Inca, who I don’t think slept a single day during those months. La Inca, who carried a machete
with her everywhere. Homegirl was bout about it. Knew that when Gondolin falls you don’t wait
around for the balrogs to tap on your door. You make fucking moves. And make moves she did.
Papers were assembled, palms were greased, and permissions secured. In another time it would
have been impossible, but with El Jefe dead and the Plátano Curtain shattered all manner of escapes
were now possible. La Inca gave Beli photos and letters from the woman she’d be staying with in a
place called El Bronx. But none of it reached Beli. She ignored the pictures, left the letters unread,
so that when she arrived at Idlewild she would not know who it was she should be looking for. La
Just as the standoff between the Good Neighbor and what remained of Family Trujillo reached the
breaking point, Beli was brought before a judge. La Inca made her put ojas de mamón in her shoes
so he wouldn’t ask too many questions. Homegirl stood through the whole proceedings, numb,
drifting. The week before, she and the Gangster had finally managed to meet in one of the first love
motels in the capital. The one run by los chinos, about which Luis Díaz sang his famous song. It was
not the reunion she had hoped for. Ay, mi pobre negrita, he moaned, stroking her hair. Where once
was lightning now there was fat fingers on straight hair. We were betrayed, you and I. Betrayed
horribly! She tried to talk about the dead baby but he waved the diminutive ghost away with a flick
of his wrist and proceeded to remove her enormous breasts from the vast armature of her bra. We’ll
have another one, he promised. I’m going to have two, she said quietly. He laughed. We’ll have fifty.
The Gangster still had a lot on his mind. He was worried about the fate of the Trujillato, worried
that the Cubans were preparing to invade. They shoot people like me in the show trials. I’ll be the
first person Che looks for.
I’m thinking of going to Nueva York.
She had wanted him to say, No, don’t go, or at least to say he would be joining her. But he told her
instead about one of his trips to Nueba Yol, a job for the Jefe and how the crab at some Cuban
restaurant had made him sick. He did not mention his wife, of course, and she did not ask. It would
have broken her.
Later, when he started coming, she tried to hold on to him, but he wrenched free and came on the
dark ruined plain of her back.
Like chalk on a blackboard, the Gangster joked.
She was still thinking about him eighteen days later at the airport. You don’t have to go, La Inca
said suddenly, just before the girl stepped into the line. Too late.
I want to.
Her whole life she had tried to be happy, but Santo Domingo…FUCKING SANTO DOMINGO had
foiled her at every turn. I never want to see it again.
Don’t talk that way.
I never want to see it again.
She would be a new person, she vowed. They said no matter how far a mule travels it can never
come back a horse, but she would show them all.
Don’t leave like this. Toma, for the trip. Dulce de coco.
On the line to passport control she would throw it away but for now she held the jar.
Remember me. La Inca kissed and embraced her. Remember who you are. You are the third and
final daughter of the Family Cabral. You are the daughter of a doctor and a nurse.
Last sight of La Inca: waving at her with all her might, crying.
More questions at passport control, and with a last contemptuous flurry of stamps, she was let
through. And then the boarding and the preflight chitchat from the natty dude on her right, four
rings on his hand — Where are you going? Never-never land, she snapped — and finally the plane,
throbbing with engine song, tears itself from the surface of the earth and Beli, not known for her
piety, closed her eyes and begged the Lord to protect her.
Poor Beli. Almost until the last she half believed that the Gangster was going to appear and save
her. I’m sorry, mi negrita, I’m so sorry, I should never have let you go. (She was still big on dreams of
rescue.) She had looked for him everywhere: on the ride to the airport, in the faces of the officials
checking passports, even when the plane was boarding, and, finally, for an irrational moment, she
thought he would emerge from the cockpit, in a clean-pressed captain’s uniform — I tricked you,
didn’t I? But the Gangster never appeared again in the flesh, only in her dreams. On the plane there
were other First Wavers. Many waters waiting to become a river. Here she is, closer now to the
mother we will need her to be if we want Oscar and Lola to be born.
She is sixteen and her skin is the darkness before the black, the plum of the day’s last light, her
breasts like sunsets trapped beneath her skin, but for all her youth and beauty she has a sour
distrusting expression that only dissolves under the weight of immense pleasure. Her dreams are
spare, lack the propulsion of a mission, her ambition is without traction. Her fiercest hope? That she
will find a man. What she doesn’t yet know: the cold, the backbreaking drudgery of the factorías, the
loneliness of Diaspora, that she will never again live in Santo Domingo, her own heart. What else
she doesn’t know: that the man next to her would end up being her husband and the father of her
two children, that after two years together he would leave her, her third and final heartbreak, and
she would never love again.
She awakened just as in her dreams some ciegos were boarding a bus, begging for money, a
dream from her Lost Days. The guapo in the seat next to her tapped her elbow.
Senorita, this is not something you’ll want to miss. I’ve already seen it, she snapped. And then,
calming herself, she peered out the window. It was night and the lights of Nueva York were
It started with me. The year before Oscar fell, I suffered some nuttiness of my own; I got jumped
as I was walking home from the Roxy. By this mess of New Brunswick townies. A bunch of fucking
morenos. Two a.m., and I was on Joyce Kilmer for no good reason. Alone and on foot. Why? Because
I was hard, thought I’d have no problem walking through the thicket of young guns I saw on the
corner. Big mistake. Remember the smile on this one dude’s face the rest of my fucking life. Only
second to his high school ring, which plowed a nice furrow into my cheek (still got the scar). Wish I
could say I went down swinging but these cats just laid me out. If it hadn’t been for some Samaritan
driving by the motherfuckers probably would have killed me. The old guy wanted to take me to
Robert Wood Johnson, but I didn’t have no medical, and besides, ever since my brother had died of
leukemia I hadn’t been hot on doctors, so of course I was like: No no no. For having just gotten my
ass kicked I actually felt pretty good. Until the next day, when I felt like I had died. So dizzy couldn’t
stand up without puking. My guts feeling like they’d been taken out of me, beaten with mallets, and
then reattached with paper clips. It was pretty bad, and of all the friends I had — all my great
wonderful friends — only Lola came fucking through. Heard about the beat down from my boy
Melvin and shot over ASAP. Never so happy to see someone my whole life. Lola, with her big
innocent teeth. Lola, who actually cried when she saw the state I was in.
She was the one who took care of my sorry ass. Cooked, cleaned, picked up my class work, got me
medicine, even made sure that I showered. In other words, sewed my balls back on, and not any
woman can do that for a guy. Believe you me. I could barely stand, my head hurt so bad, but she
would wash my back and that was what I remember most about that mess. Her hand on that sponge
and that sponge on me. Even though I had a girlfriend, it was Lola who spent those nights with me.
Combing her hair out — once, twice, thrice — before folding her long self into bed. No more nightwalking, OK, Kung Fu?
At college you’re not supposed to care about anything — you’re just supposed to fuck around —
but believe it or not, I cared about Lola. She was a girl it was easy to care about. Lola like the
fucking opposite of the girls I usually macked on: bitch was almost six feet tall and no tetas at all
and darker than your darkest grandma. Like two girls in one: the skinniest upperbody married to a
pair of Cadillac hips and an ill donkey. One of those overachiever chicks who run all the
organizations in college and wear suits to meetings. Was the president of her sorority, the head of
S.A.L.S.A. and co-chair of Take Back the Night. Spoke perfect stuck-up Spanish.
Known each other since pre-fresh weekend, but it wasn’t until sophomore year when her mother
got sick again that we had our fling. Drive me home, Yunior, was her opening line, and a week later
it jumped of. I remember she was wearing a pair of Douglass sweats and a Tribe T-shirt. Took off the
ring her boy had given her and then kissed me. Dark eyes never leaving mine.
You have great lips, she said.
How do you forget a girl like that?
Only three fucking nights before she got all guilty about the boyfriend and put an end to it. And
when Lola puts an end to something, she puts an end to it hard. Even those nights after I got jumped
she wouldn’t let me steal on her ass for nothing. So you can sleep in my bed but you can’t sleep with
Yo soy prieta, Yuni, she said, pero no soy bruta.
Knew exactly what kind of sucio I was. Two days after we broke up saw me hitting on one of her
line-sisters and turned her long back to me.
Point is: when her brother lapsed into that killer depression at the end of sophomore year — drank
two bottles of 151 because some girl dissed him — almost fucking killing himself and his sick mother
in the process, who do you think stepped up?
Surprised the shit out of Lola when I said I’d live with him the next year. Keep an eye on the
fucking dork for you. After the suicide drama nobody in Demarest wanted to room with homeboy,
was going to have to spend junior year by himself; no Lola, either, because she was slotted to go
abroad to Spain for that year, her big fucking dream finally come true and she was worried shitless
about him. Knocked Lola for a loop when I said I’d do it, but it almost killed her dead when I actually
did it. Move in with him. In fucking Demarest. Home of all the weirdo’s and losers and freaks and
fem-bots. Me, a guy who could bench 340 pounds, who used to call Demarest Homo Hall like it was
nothing. Who never met a little white artist freak he didn’t want to smack around. Put in my
application for the writing section and by the beginning of September, there we were, me and Oscar.
I liked to play it up as complete philanthropy, but that’s not exactly true. Sure I wanted to help
Lola out, watch out for her crazy-ass brother (knew he was the only thing she really loved in this
world), but I was also taking care of my own damn self. That year I’d pulled what was probably the
lowest number in the history of the housing lottery. Was officially the last name on the waiting list,
which meant my chances for university housing were zilch to none, which meant that my brokeness
was either going to have to live at home or on the street, which meant that Demarest, for all its
freakery, and Oscar, for all his unhappiness, didn’t seem like so bad an option.
It’s not like he was a complete stranger — I mean, he was the brother of the girl I’d shadow —
fucked. Saw him on campus with her those first couple of years, hard to believe he and Lola were
related. (Me Apokalips, he cracked, she New Genesis.) Unlike me who would have hidden from a
Caliban like that, she loved the dork. Invited him to parties and to her rallies. Holding up signs,
handing out flyers. Her fat-ass assistant. To say I’d never in my life met a Dominican like him would
be to put it mildly.
Hail, Dog of God, was how he welcomed me my first day in Demarest.
Took a week before I figured out what the hell he meant.
God. Domini. Dog. Canis.
I guess I should have fucking known. Dude used to say he was cursed, used to say this a lot, and if
I’d really been old-school Dominican I would have (a) listened to the idiot, and then (b) run the other
way. My family are sureños, from Azua, and if we sureños from Azua know anything it’s about
fucking curses. I mean, Jesus, have you ever seen Azua? My mom wouldn’t even have listened,
would have just run. She didn’t fuck with fukú’s or guanguas, no way no how. But I wasn’t as oldschool as I am now, just real fucking dumb, assumed keeping an eye on somebody like Oscar
wouldn’t be no Herculean chore. I mean, shit, I was a weight lifter, picked up bigger fucking piles
than him every damn day.
You can start the laugh track anytime you want.
He seemed like the same to me. Still massive — Biggie Smalls minus the smalls — and still lost.
Still writing ten, fifteen, twenty pages a day. Still obsessed with his fanboy madness. Do you know
what sign fool put up on our dorm door? Speak, friend, and enter. In fucking Elvish! (Please don’t
ask me how I knew this. Please.) When I saw that I said: de León, you gotta be kidding. Elvish?
Actually, he coughed, it’s Sindarin.
Actually, Melvin said, it’s gay-hay-hay.
Despite my promises to Lola to watch out, those first couple weeks I didn’t have much to do with
him. I mean, what can I say? I was busy. What state school player isn’t? I had my job and the gym
and my boys and my novia and of course I had my slutties.
Out so much that first month that what I saw of O was mostly a big dormant hump crashed out
under a sheet. Only thing that kept his nerd ass up late were his role-playing games and his
Japanese animation, especially Akira, which I think he must have watched at least a thousand times
that year. I can’t tell you how many nights I came home and caught him parked in front of that
movie. I’d bark: You watching this shit again? And Oscar would say, almost as if apologizing for his
existence: It’s almost over. It’s always almost over, I complained. I didn’t mind it, though. I liked shit
like Akira, even if I couldn’t always stay awake for it. I’d lay back on my bed while Kaneda screamed
Tetsuo and the next thing I knew Oscar was standing timidly over me, saying, Yunior, the movie is
finis and I would sit up, say, Fuck!
Wasn’t half as bad as I made it out to be later. For all of his nerdiness, dude was a pretty
considerate roommate. I never got stupid little notes from him like the last fucknuts I lived with, and
he always paid for his half of shit and if I ever came in during one of his Dungeons & Dragons games
he’d relocate to the lounge without even having to be asked. Akira I could handle, Queen of the
Demonweb Pits I could not.
Made my little gestures, of course. A meal once a week. Picked up his writings, five books to date,
and tried to read some. Wasn’t my cup of tea — Drop the phaser, Arthurus Prime — but even I could
tell he had chops. Could write dialogue, crack snappy exposition, keep the narrative moving.
Showed him some of my fiction too, all robberies and drug deals and Fuck you, Nando, and BLAU!
BLAU! BLAU! He gave me four pages of comments for an eight-page story.
Did I try to help him with his girl situation? Share some of my playerly wisdom?
Of course I did. Problem was, when it came to the mujeres my roommate was like no one on the
planet. On the one hand, he had the worst case of no-toto-itis I’d ever seen. The last person to even
come close was this poor Salvadoran kid I knew in high school who was burned all over his face,
couldn’t get no girls ever because he looked like the Phantom of the Opera. Well: Oscar had it worse
than him. At least Jeffrey could claim an honest medical condition. What could Oscar claim? That it
was Sauron’s fault? Dude weighed 307 pounds, for fuck’s sake! Talked like a Star Trek computer!
The real irony was that you never met a kid who wanted a girl so fucking bad. I mean, shit, I thought
I was into females, but no one, and I mean no one, was into them the way Oscar was. To him they
were the beginning and end, the Alpha and the Omega, the DC and the Marvel. Homes had it bad;
couldn’t so much as see a cute girl without breaking into shakes. Developed crushes out of nothing — must have had at least two dozen high-level ones that first semester alone. Not that any of these
shits ever came to anything. How could they? Oscar’s idea of G was to talk about role-playing
games! How fucking crazy is that? (My favorite was the day on the E bus when he informed some
hot morena, If you were in my game I would give you an eighteen Charisma!)
I tried to give advice, I really did. Nothing too complicated. Like, Stop hollering at strange girls on
the street, and don’t bring up the Beyonder any more than necessary. Did he listen? Of course not!
Trying to talk sense to Oscar about girls was like trying to throw rocks at Unus the Untouchable.
Dude was impenetrable. He’d hear me out and then shrug. Nothing else has any efficacy, I might as
well be myself.
But your yourself sucks!
It is, lamentably, all I have.
But my favorite conversation:
Are you awake?
If it’s about Star Trek
It’s not about Star Trek…He coughed. I have heard from a reliable source that no Dominican male
has ever died a virgin. You who have experience in these matters — do you think this is true?
I sat up. Dude was peering at me in the dark, dead serious.
0, it’s against the laws of nature for a dominicano to die without fucking at least once.
That, he sighed, is what worries me.
So what happens at the beginning of October? What always happens to playboys like me.
I got bopped.
No surprise, given how balls-out I was living. Wasn’t just any bop either. My girl Suriyan found out
I was messing with one of hermanas. Players: never never never fuck with a bitch named Awilda.
Because when she awildas out on your ass you’ll know pain for real. The Awilda in question dimed
me for fuck knows what reason, actually taped one of my calls to her and before you could say Oh
shit everybody knew. Homegirl must have played that thing like five hundred times. Second time I’d
been caught in two years, a record even for me. Suriyan went absolutely nuts. Attacked me on the E
bus. The boys laughing and running, and me pretending like I hadn’t done anything. Suddenly I was
in the dorm a lot. Taking a stab at a story or two. Watching some movies with Oscar. This Island
Earth. Appleseed. Project A. Casting around for a lifeline.
What I should have done was check myself into Bootie Rehab. But if you thought I was going to do
that, then you don’t know Dominican men. Instead of focusing on something hard and useful like,
say, my own shit, I focused on something easy and redemptive.
Out of nowhere, and not in the least influenced by my own shitty state — of course not! — I
decided that I was going to fix Oscar’s life. One night while he was moaning on about his sorry
existence I said: Do you really want to change it?
Of course I do, he said, but nothing I’ve tried has been ameliorative. I’ll change your life.
Really? The look he gave me — still breaks my heart, even after all these years.
Really. You have to listen to me, though.
Oscar scrambled to his feet. Placed his hand over his heart.
I swear an oath of obedience, my lord. When do we start?
The next morning, six a.m., I kicked Oscar’s bed. What is it? he cried out.
Nothing much, I said, throwing his sneakers on his stomach. Just the first day of your life.
I really must have been in a dangle over Suriyan — which is why I threw myself something serious
into Project Oscar. Those first weeks, while I waited for Suriyan to forgive me, I had fatboy like
Master Killer in Shaolin Temple. Was on his ass 24/7. Got him to swear off the walking up to strange
girls with his I-loveyou craziness. (You’re only scaring the poor girls, O.) Got him to start watching
his diet and to stop talking crazy negative — I am ill fated, I am going to perish a virgin, I’m lacking
in pulchritude — at least while I was around, I did. (Positive thoughts, I stressed, positive thoughts, motherfucker!) Even brought him out with me and the boys. Not anything serious — just out for a
drink when it was a crowd of us and his monstro-ness wouldn’t show so much. (The boys hating —
What’s next? We start inviting out the homeless?)
But my biggest coup of all? I got dude to exercise with me. To fucking run.
Goes to show you: O really did look up to me. No one else could have gotten him to do that. The
last time he’d tried running had been freshman year, when he’d been fifty pounds lighter. I can’t lie:
first couple of times I almost laughed, seeing him huffing down George Street, those ashy black
knees of his a-shaking. Keeping his head down so he wouldn’t have to hear or see all the reactions.
Usually just some cackles and a stray Hey, fit-ass. The best one I heard? Look, Mom, that guy’s
taking his planet out for a run.
Don’t worry about them jokers, I told him.
No worry, he heaved, dying.
Dude was not into it at all. As soon as we were through he’d be back at his desk in no time flat.
Almost clinging to it. Tried everything he could to weasel out of our runs. Started getting up at five
so when I got up he’d already be at his computer, could claim he was in the middle of this amazingly
important chapter. Write it later, bitch. After about our fourth run he actually got down on his knees.
Please, Yunior, he said, I can’t. I snorted. Just go get your fucking shoes.
I knew shit wasn’t easy for him. I was callous, but not that callous. I saw how it was. You think
people hate a fat person? Try a fat person who’s trying to get thin. Brought out the mother-fucking
balrog in niggers. Sweetest girls you’d ever see would say the vilest shit to him on the street, old
ladies would jabber, You’re disgusting, disgusting, and even Harold, who’d never shown much in the
way of anti-Oscar tendencies, started calling him Jabba the Butt, just because. It was straight-up
OK, people suck, but what were his options? O had to do something. Twenty-four/seven at a
computer, writing sci-fi monsterpieces, darting out to the Student Center every now and then to play
video games, talking about girls but never actually touching one — what kind of life was that? For
fuck’s sake, we were at Rutgers — Rutgers was just girls everywhere, and there was Oscar, keeping
me up at night talking about the Green Lantern. Wondering aloud, If we were orcs, wouldn’t we, at a
racial level, imagine ourselves to look like elves?
Dude had to do something.
He did, too.
It was a nutty thing really. Four days a week we were running. I put in five miles myself but with
him it was just a little every day. Thought he was doing OK, all things considered. Building, you
know? And then right in the middle of one of our jogs. Out on George Street, and I looked back over
my shoulder, saw that he had stopped. Sweat running down everywhere. Are you having a heart
attack? I am not, he said. Then why ain’t you running? I’ve decided to run no more. Why the fuck
not? It’s not going to work, Yunior. It ain’t going to work if you don’t want it to work. I know it’s not
going to work. Come on, Oscar, pick up your goddamn feet. But he shook his head. He tried to
squeeze my hand and then walked to the Livingston Ave. stop, took the Double E home. The next
morning I prodded him with my foot but he didn’t stir.
I will run again no more, he intoned from under his pillow.
I guess I shouldn’t have gotten mad. Should have been patient with the herb. But I was pissed.
Here I was, going the fuck out of my way to help this fucking idiot out, and he was pissing it back in
my face. Took this shit real personal.
Three days straight I badgered him about the running and he kept saying, I’d rather not, I’d rather
not. For his part he tried to smooth it over. Tried to share his movies and his comic books and to
keep up the nerdly banter, tried to go back to how it was before I started the Oscar Redemption
Program. But I wasn’t having it. Finally dropped the ultimatum. You either run or that’s it.
I don’t want to do it anymore! I don’t! Voice rising.
Stubborn. Like his sister.
Last chance, I said. I was sneakered up and ready to roll, and he was at his desk, pretending not to
notice. He didn’t move. I put my hands on him. Get up! And that was when he yelled. You leave me
alone! Actually shoved me. I don’t think he meant it, but there it was. Both of us astounded. Him
trembling, scared sick, me with my fists out, ready to kill. For a second I almost let it go, just a
mistake, a mistake, but then I remembered myself.
I pushed him. With both hands. He flew into the wall. Hard.
Dumb, dumb, dumb. Two days later Lola calls from Spain, five o’clock in the morning. What the
fuck is your problem, Yunior? Tired of the whole thing. I said, without thinking, Oh, fuck off: Lola.
Fuckoff? The silence of Death. Fuck you, Yunior. Don’t ever speak to me again. Say hi to your fiancé
for me, I tried to jeer, but she’d already hung up. Motherfucker, I screamed, throwing the phone into
And that was that was that was that. The end of our big experiment. He actually did try to
apologize a couple of times, in his Oscar way, but I didn’t reciprocate. Where before I’d been cool
with him, now I just iced him out. No more invitations to dinner or a drink. Acted like roommates act
when they’re beefing. We were polite and stiff: and where before we would jaw about writing and
shit, now I didn’t have nothing to say to him. Went back to my own life, back to being the ill sucio.
Had this crazy burst of toto-energy. Was being spiteful, I guess. He went back to eating pizzas by the
eight-slice and throwing himself kamikaze-style at the girls.
The boys, of course, sensed what was up, that I wasn’t protecting the gordo anymore, and
I like to think it wasn’t too bad. The boys didn’t slap him around or nothing, didn’t steal his shit.
But I guess it was pretty heartless any way you slice it. You ever eat toto? Melvin would ask, and
Oscar would shake his head, answer decently, no matter how many times Mel asked. Probably the
only thing you ain’t eaten, right? Harold would say, Tu no eres nada de dominicano, but Oscar would
insist unhappily, I am Dominican, I am. It didn’t matter what he said. Who the hell, I ask you, had
ever met a Domo like him? Halloween he made the mistake of dressing up as Doctor Who, was real
proud of his outfit too. When I saw him on Easton, with two other writing-section clowns, I couldn’t
believe how much he looked like that fat homo Oscar Wilde, and I told him so. You look just like him,
which was bad news for Oscar, because Melvin said, Oscar Wao, quién es Oscar Wao, and that was
it, all of us started calling him that: Hey, Wao, what you doing? Wao, you want to get your feet off my
And the tragedy? After a couple of weeks dude started answering to it.
Fool never got mad when we gave him shit. Just sat there with a confused grin on his face. Made a
brother feel bad. A couple times after the others left, I’d say, You know we was just kidding, right, Wao? I know, he said wearily. We cool, I said, thumping him on the shoulder. We cool.
On the days his sister called and I answered the phone I tried to be cheerful, but she wasn’t
buying. Is my brother there? was all she ever said. Cold as Saturn.
These days I have to ask myself: What made me angrier? That Oscar, the fat loser, quit, or that
Oscar, the fat loser, defied me? And I wonder: What hurt him more? That I was never really his
friend, or that I pretended to be?
That’s all it should have been. Just some fat kid I roomed with my junior year. Nothing more,
nothing more. But then Oscar, the dumb-ass, decided to fall in love. And instead of getting him for a
year, I got the motherfucker for the rest of my life.
You ever seen that Sargent portrait, Madame X? Of course you have. Oscar had that one up on his
wall — along with a Robotech poster and the original Akira one-sheet, the one with Tetsuo on it and
the words NEO TOKYO IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE. She was drop-dead like that. But she was also
If you’d lived in Demarest that year, you would have known her: Jenni Munoz. She was this boricua
chick from East Brick City who lived up in the Spanish section. First hardcore goth I’d ever met — in
1990 us niggers were having trouble wrapping our heads around goths, period — but a Puerto Rican
goth, that was as strange to us as a black Nazi. Jenni was her real name, but all her little goth
buddies called her La Jablesse, and every standard a dude like me had, this diabla short-circuited.
Girl was luminous. Beautiful jíbara skin, diamond-sharp features, wore her hair in this super-black
Egypto-cut, her eyes caked in eyeliner, her lips painted black, had the biggest roundest tits you’ve
ever seen. Every day Halloween for this girl, and on actual Halloween she dressed up as — you
guessed it — a dominatrix, had one of the gay guys in the music section on a leash. Never seen a
body like that, though. Even I was hot for Jenni first semester, but the one time I’d tried to mack on
her at the Douglass Library she laughed at me, and when I said, Don’t laugh at me, she asked: Why
So, anyway, guess who decided that she was the love of his life? Who fell head over heels for her
because he heard her playing Joy Division up in her room and, surprise, he loved Joy Division too?
Oscar, of course. At first, dude just stared at her from afar and moaned about her ‘ineffable
perfection’. Out of your league, I snarked, but he shrugged, talked to the computer screen:
Everybody’s out of my league. Didn’t think nothing of it until a week later when I caught him putting
a move on her in Brower Commons! I was with the boys, listening to them grouse about the Knicks,
watching Oscar and La Jablesse on the hot-food line, waiting for the moment she told him off,
figured if I’d gotten roasted she was going to vaporize his ass. Of course he was full on, doing his
usual Battle of the Planets routine, talking a mile a minute, sweat running down his face, and
homegirl was holding her tray and looking at him askance — not many girls can do askance and
keep their cheese fries from plunging off their trays, but this was why niggers were crazy about La
Jablesse. She started walking away and Oscar yelled out superloud, We’ll talk anon! And she shot
back a Sure, all larded with sarcasm.
I waved him over. So how’d it go, Romeo?
He looked down at his hands. I think I may be in love.
How can you be in love? You just met the bitch.
Don’t call her a bitch, he said darkly.
Yeah, Melvin imitated, don’t call her a bitch.
You have to give it to Oscar. He didn’t let up. He just kept hitting on her with absolutely no regard
for self. In the halls, in front of the bathroom door, in the dining hall, on the buses, dude became
ubiquitous. Pinned comic books to her door, for Christ’s sake.
In my universe, when a dork like Oscar pushes up on a girl like Jenni, he usually gets bounced
faster than your tía Daisy’s rent checks, but Jenni must have had brain damage or been really into
fat loser nerdboys, because by the end of February she was actually treating him all civil and shit.
Before I could wrap my brain around that one I saw them hanging out together! In public! I couldn’t
believe my fucking eyes. And then came the day when I returned from my creative-writing class and
found La Jablesse and Oscar sitting in our room. They were just talking, about Alice Walker, but still.
Oscar looking like he’d just been asked to join the Jedi Order; Jenni smiling beautiful. And me? I was
speechless. Jenni remembered me, all right. Looked at me with her cute smirking eyes and said, You
want me to get off your bed? Her Jersey accent enough to knock the guff clean out of me. Nah, I
said. Picked up my gym bag and bolted like a bitch. When I got back from the weight room Oscar
was at his computer — on page a billion of his new novel.
I said, So, what’s up with you and Scarypants?
What the hell you two talk about?
Items of litle note. Something about his tone made me realize that he knew about her scorching
me. The fucker. I said, Well, good luck, Wao. I just hope she doesn’t sacrifice you to Beelzebub or
All March they hung out. I tried not to pay attention, but we were all in the same dorm so it was
hard not to. Later, Lola would tell me that the two of them even started going to movies together.
They saw Ghost and this other terrible piece of ass called Hardware. Went to Franklin Diner
afterward, where Oscar tried his best not to eat for three. I wasn’t around for most of this nonsense;
I was out chasing the pussy and delivering pool tables and out with the boys on the weekends. Did it
kill me that he was spending time with such a fly bitch? Of course it did. I always thought of myself
as the Kaneda of our dyad, but here I was playing Tetsuo.
Jenni really put it on for Oscar. Liked to walk arm in arm with him, and hug him every chance she
got. Oscar’s adoration like the light of a new sun. Being the center of a universe something that
suited her. She read him all her poetry (Thou art the muse of the muses, I heard him say) and
showed him her little dumb sketches (which he fucking hung on our door) and told him all about her
life (which he dutifully noted in his journal). Living with an aunt because her mom moved to Puerto
Rico to be with her new husband when she was seven. Spent from eleven on up making runs into the
Village. Lived in a squat the year before she came to college, the Crystal Palace, it was called.
Was I really reading my roommate’s journal behind his back? Of course I was.
Oh, but you should have seen the O. He was like I’d never seen him, love the transformer. Started
dressing up more, ironing his shirts every morning. Dug this wooden samurai sword out of his closet
and in the early morning stood out on the lawn of Demarest, bare-chested, slicing down a billion
imaginary foes. Even started running again! Well, jogging. Oh, now you can run, I carped, and he
saluted me with a brisk upsweep of his hand as he struggled past.
I should have been happy for the Wao. I mean, honestly, who was I to begrudge Oscar a little
action? Me, who was fucking with not one, not two, but three fine-ass bitches at the same time and
that wasn’t even counting the side-sluts I scooped at the parties and the clubs; me, who had pussy
coming out my ears? But of course I begrudged the motherfucker. A heart like mine, which never
got any kind of affection growing up, is terrible above all things. Was then, is now. Instead of
encouraging him, I scowled when I saw him with La Jablesse; instead of sharing my women wisdom
I told him to watch himself — in other words I was a player-hater.
Me, the biggest player of them all.
I shouldn’t have wasted the energy. Jenni always had boys after her. Oscar only a lull in the action,
and one day I saw her out on the Demarest lawn talking to the tall punk kid who used to hang
around Demarest, wasn’t a resident, crashed with whatever girl would let him. Thin as Lou Reed,
and as arrogant. He was showing her a yoga thing and she was laughing. Not two days later I found
Oscar in his bed crying. Yo, homes, I said, fingering my weight belt. What the hell is the matter with
Leave me alone, he lowed.
Did she diss you? She dissed you, didn’t she?
Leave me alone, he yelled. LEAVE. ME. ALONE.
Figured it would be like always. A week of mooning and then back to the writing. The thing that
carried him. But it wasn’t like always. I knew something was wrong when he stopped writing. Oscar
never stopped writing — loved writing the way I loved cheating — just lay in bed and stared at the
SDF-I. Ten days of him all fucked up, of him saying shit like, I dream about oblivion like other people
dream of good sex, got me a little worried. So I copied his sister’s number in Madrid and called her
on the sly. Took me like a half-dozen tries and two million vales before I got through.
What do you want?
Don’t hang up, Lola. It’s about Oscar.
She called him that night, asked him what was going on, and of course he told her. Even though I
was sitting right there.
Mister, she commanded, you need to let it go.
I can’t, he whimpered. My heart is overthrown.
You have to, and so on, until at the end of two hours he promised her that he would try. Come on,
Oscar, I said after giving him twenty minutes to stew. Let’s go play some video games. He shook his
head, unmoved. I will play Street Fighter no more.
Well? I said to Lola later on the phone.
I don’t know, she said. He gets like this sometimes.
What do you want me to do?
Just watch him for me, OK?
Never got the chance. Two weeks later, La Jablesse gave Oscar the coup de friendship: he walked
in on her while she was ‘entertaining’ the punk, caught them both naked, probably covered with
blood or something, and before she could even say, Get out, he went berserk. Called her a whore
and attacked her walls, tearing down her posters and throwing her books everywhere. I found out
because some whitegirl ran up and said, Excuse me, but your stupid roommate is going insane, and I
had to bolt upstairs and put him in a headlock. Oscar, I hollered, calm down, calm down. Leave me
the fuck alone, he shrieked, trying to stomp down on my feet.
It was pretty horrible. As for punkboy, apparently dude jumped right out the window and ran all
the way to George Street. Buttnaked.
That was Demarest for you. Never a dull fucking moment.
To make a long story short, he had to attend counseling to keep from losing his housing, couldn’t
go to the second floor for nothing; but now everybody in the dorm thought he was some kind of
major psycho. The girls especially stayed away from him. As for La Jablesse, she was graduating that
year, so a month later they relocated her to the river dorms and called it even. I didn’t really see her
again except once while I was on the bus and she was out on the street, walking into Scott Hall with
these dominatrix boots.
And that’s how our year ended. Him vacated of hope and tapping at the computer, me being asked
in the hall how I liked dorming with Mr. Crazyman, and me asking back how their ass would like
dorming with my foot? A lame couple of weeks. When it came time to re-up at the dorm, me and O
didn’t even talk about it. My boys were still stuck in their moms’ cribs so I had to take my chances
with the lottery again and this time I hit the fucking jackpot, ended up with a single in
Frelinghuysen. When I told Oscar that I was leaving Demarest he pulled himself out of his
depression long enough to look astounded, like he was expecting something else. I figured — I
stammered, but before I could say another word, he said, It’s OK, and then, as I was turning away
he grabbed my hand and shook it very formally: Sir, it’s been an honor.
Oscar, I said.
People asked me, Did you see the signs? Did you? Maybe I did and just didn’t want to think about
it. Maybe I didn’t. What the fuck does it really matter? All I knew was that I’d never seen him more
unhappy, but there was a part of me that didn’t care. That wanted out of there the same way I had
wanted out of my hometown.
On our last night as roommates Oscar housed two bottles of orange Cisco I had bought him. You
remember Cisco? Liquid crack, they used to call it. So you know Mr. Lightweight was fucked up.
To my virginity! Oscar shouted.
Oscar, cool it, bro. People don’t want to hear about all that.
You’re right, they just want to stare at me.
Come on, tranquilisate.
He slumped. I’m copacetic.
You ain’t pathetic.
I said copacetic. Everybody, he shook his head, misapprehends me.
All the posters and books were packed and it could have been the first day again if it hadn’t been
for how unhappy he was. On the real first day he’d been excited, kept calling me by my full name
until I told him, It’s Yunior, Oscar. Just Yunior.
I guess I knew I should have stayed with him. Should have sat my ass in that chair and told him
that shit was going to be cool, but it was our last night and I was fucking tired of him. I wanted to
fuck silly this Indian girl I had on Douglass, smoke a joint, and then go to bed.
Fare thee well, he said as I left. Fare thee well!
What he did was this: drank a third bottle of Cisco and then walked unsteadily down to the New
Brunswick train station. With its crumbling façade and a long curve of track that shoots high over
the Raritan. Even in the middle of the night, doesn’t take much to get into the station or to walk out
onto the tracks, which is exactly what he did. Stumbled out toward the river, toward Route 18. New
Brunswick falling away beneath him until he was seventy-seven feet in the air. Seventy-seven feet
precisely. From what he would later recall, he stood on that bridge for a good long time. Watching
the streaking lights of the traffic below. Reviewing his miserable life. Wishing he’d been born in a
different body. Regretting all the books he would never write. Maybe trying to get himself to
reconsider. And then the 4:12 express to Washington blew in the distance. By then he was barely
able to stand. Closed his eyes (or maybe he didn’t) and when he opened them there was something
straight out of Ursula Le Guin standing by his side. Later, when he would describe it, he would call it
the Golden Mongoose, but even he knew that wasn’t what it was. It was very placid, very beautiful.
Gold-limned eyes that reached through you, not so much in judgment or reproach but for something
far scarier. They stared at each other — it serene as a Buddhist, he in total disbelief — and then the
whistle blew again and his eyes snapped open (or closed) and it was gone.
Dude had been waiting his whole life for something just like this to happen to him, had always
wanted to live in a world of magic and mystery, but instead of taking note of the vision and changing
his ways the fuck just shook his swollen head. The train was nearer now, and so, before he could
lose his courage, he threw himself down into the darkness.
He had left me a note, of course. (And behind it a letter each for his sister, his mother, and Jenni.)
He thanked me for everything. He told me I could have his books, his games, his movies, his special
dio’s. He told me he was happy to have been friends. He signed off: Your Compañero, Oscar Wao.
If he’d landed on Route 18, as planned, it would have been lights out forever. But in his drunken
confusion he must have miscalculated, or maybe, as his mother claims, he was being watched from
up on high, because the dude missed 18 proper and landed on the divider! Which should have been
fine. Those dividers on 18 are like concrete guillotines. Would have done him lovely. Burst him into
intestinal confetti. Except that this one was one of those garden dividers that they plant shrubs on
and he hit the freshly tilled loam and not the concrete. Instead of finding himself in nerd heaven —
where every nerd gets fifty-eight virgins to role-play with — he woke up in Robert Wood Johnson
with two broken legs and a separated shoulder, feeling like, well, he’d jumped off the New
Brunswick train bridge.
I was there, of course, with his mother and his thuggish uncle, who took regular bathroom breaks
to snort up. He saw us and what did the idiot do? He turned his head and cried. His mother tapped
him on his good shoulder. You’ll be doing a lot more than crying when I get through with you.
A day later Lola arrived from Madrid. Didn’t have a chance even to say a word before her mother
launched into the standard Dominican welcome. So now you come, now that your brother’s dying. If
I’d known that’s what it would take I would have killed myself a long time ago.
Ignored her, ignored me. Sat next to her brother, took his hand.
Mister, she said, are you OK?
Shook his head: No.
It’s been a long long time, but when I think of her I still see her at the hospital on that first day,
straight from Newark airport, dark rings around her eyes, her hair as tangled as a maenad, and yet
she still had taken the time, before appearing, to put on some lipstick and makeup.
I was hoping for some good energy — even at the hospital, trying to get ass — but she blew me up
instead. Why didn’t you take care of Oscar? she demanded. Why didn’t you do it?
Four days later they took him home. And I went back to my life too. Headed home to my lonely
mother and to tore-up London Terrace. I guess if I’d been a real pal I would have visited him up in
Paterson like every week, but I didn’t. What can I tell you? It was fucking summer and I was chasing
down a couple of new girls, and besides I had the job. Wasn’t enough time, but what there really
wasn’t enough of was ganas. I did manage to call him a couple of times to check up on him. Even
that was a lot because I kept expecting his mother or sister to tell me that he was gone. But no, he
claimed he was ‘regenerated’. No more suicide attempts for him. He was writing a lot, which was
always a good sign. I’m going to be the Dominican Tolkien, he said.
Only once did I drop in, and that was because I was in P-town visiting one of my sucias. Not part of
the plan, but then I just spun the wheel, pulled up to a gas station, made the call, and the next thing
I knew I was at the house where he had grown up. His mother too sick to come out of her room, and
him looking as thin as I’d ever seen him. Suicide suits me, he joked. His room nerdier than him, if
that was possible. X-wings and TIE-fighters hanging from the ceilings. Mine and his sister’s
signatures the only real ones on his last cast (the right leg broken worse than the left); the rest were
thoughtful consolations from Robert Heinlein, Isaac Asimov, Frank Herbert, and Samuel Delany. His
sister not acknowledging my presence, so I laughed when she walked by the open door, asked
loudly: How’s la muda doing?
She hates being here, Oscar said. What’s wrong with Paterson? I asked loudly. Hey, muda, what’s wrong with Paterson?
Everything, she yelled from down the hall. She was wearing these little running shorts — the sight
of her leg muscles jiggling alone made the trip worth making.
Me and Oscar sat in his room for a little bit, not saying much. I stared at all his books and his
games. Waited for him to say something; must have known I wasn’t going to let it slide.
It was foolish, he said finally. Ill advised.
You could say that twice. What the fuck were you thinking, O? He shrugged miserably. I didn’t
know what else to do. Dude, you don’t want to be dead. Take it from me. No-pussy is bad. But dead
is like no-pussy times ten.
It went like that for about half an hour. Only one thing sticks out. Right before I headed out, he
said: It was the curse that made me do it, you know. I don’t believe in that shit, Oscar. That’s our
parents’ shit. It’s ours too, he said.
Is he going to be OK? I asked Lola on the way out. I think so, she said. Filling ice-cube trays with
He says he’s going back to Demarest in the spring. Is that a good idea? She thought about it a
second. That was Lola for you. I do, she said. You know best. I fished my keys out. So how’s the
fiancé? He’s fine, she said blandly. Are you and Suriyan still together? Killed to even hear her name.
Not for a long time. And then we stood there and stared at each other. In a better world I would
have kissed her over the ice trays and that would have been the end of all our troubles. But you
know exactly what kind of world we live in. It ain’t no fucking Middle-earth. I just nodded my head,
said, See you around, Lola, and drove home.
That should have been the end of it, right? Just a memory of some nerd I once knew who tried to
kill himself: nothing more, nothing more. But the de Leóns, it turned out, weren’t a clan you could
just shake of.
Not two weeks into senior year he showed up at my dorm room! To bring over his writings and to
ask me about mine! I couldn’t believe it. Last I heard he was planning on subbing at his old high
school, taking classes over at BCC, but there he was, standing at my door, sheepishly holding a blue
folder. Hail and well met, Yunior, he said. Oscar, I said, in disbelief. He had lost even more weight
and was trying his best to keep his hair trim and his face shaved. He looked, if you can believe it,
good. Still talking Space Opera, though — had just finished with the first of his projected quartet of
novels, totally obsessed with it now. May be the death of me, he sighed, and then he caught himself.
Sorry. Of course nobody at Demarest wanted to room with him — what a surprise (we all know how
tolerant the tolerant are) — so when he returned in the spring he’d have a double to himself, not
that it did him any good, he joked.
Demarest won’t be the same without your mesomorphic grimness, he said matter-of-factly.
Ha, I said.
You should definitely visit me in Paterson when you have a reprieve. I have a plethora of new
Japanimation for your viewing pleasure.
Definitely, bro, I said. Definitely.
I never did go by. I was busy, God’s Truth: delivering pool tables, bringing the grades up, getting
ready to graduate. And besides, that fall a miracle happened: Suriyan showed up at my door.
Looking more beautiful than I ever saw her. I want us to try again. Of course I said yes, and went out
and put a cuerno in her that very night. Dios mío! Some niggers couldn’t have got ten ass on
Judgment Day; me I couldn’t not get ass, even when I tried. My negligence didn’t stop O from visiting me every now and then with some new chapter and
some new story of a girl he’d spotted on the bus, on the street, or in a class.
Same ole Oscar, I said.
Yes, he said weakly. Same ole me.
Rutgers was always a crazy place, but that last fall it seemed to be especially bugging. In October
a bunch of freshman girls I knew on Livingston got busted for dealing coke, four of the quietest
gorditas around. Like they say: los que menos corren, vuelan. On Bush, the Lambdas started a fight
with the Alphas over some idiocy and for weeks there was talk of a black-Latino war but nothing
ever happened, everybody too busy throwing parties and fucking each other to scrap.
That winter I even managed to sit in my dorm room long enough to write a story that wasn’t too
bad, about the woman who used to live in the patio behind my house in the DR, a woman everybody
said was a prostitute but who used to watch me and my brother while my mom and my abuelo were
at work. My professor couldn’t believe it. I’m impressed. Not a single shooting or stabbing in the
whole story. Not that it helped any. I didn’t win any of the creative-writing prizes that year. I kinda
had been hoping.
And then it was finals, and who of all people do I end up running into? Lola! I almost didn’t
recognize her because her hair was ill long and because she was wearing these cheap blocky
glasses, the kind an alternative whitegirl would wear. Enough silver on her wrists to ransom the
royal family and so much leg coming out of her denim skirt it just didn’t seem fair. As soon as she
saw me she tugged down the skirt, not like it did much good. This was on the E bus; I was on my
way back from seeing a girl of zero note and she was heading out to some stupid-ass farewell party
for one of her friends. I slopped down next to her and she said, What’s up? Her eyes so incredibly
big and empty of any guile. Or expectation, for that matter.
How have you been? I asked.
Good. How about you?
Just getting ready for break. Merry Christmas. And then, just like a de León, she went back to reading her book!
I poked at the book. Introduction to Japanese. What the hell are you studying now? Didn’t they
throw you out of here already?
I’m teaching English in Japan next year, she said matter-of-factly. It’s going to be amazing.
Not I’m thinking about or I’ve applied but I am. Japan? I laughed, a little mean. What the hell is a
Dominican going out to Japan for?
You’re right, she said, turning the page irritably. Why would anyone want to go anywhere when
they have New Jersey?
We let that sit for a sec.
That was a little harsh, I said.
Like I said: it was December. My Indian girl, Lily, was waiting for me back on College Ave., and so
was Suriyan. But I wasn’t thinking about either of them. I was thinking about the one time I’d seen
Lola that year; she’d been reading a book in front of the Henderson Chapel with such concentration
I thought she might hurt herself. I’d heard from Oscar that she was living in Edison with some of her
girlfriends, working at some office or another, saving money for her next big adventure. That day I’d
seen her I’d wanted to say hi but I didn’t have the balls, figured she would ig me.
I watched Commercial Ave. slide past and there, in the distance, were the lights of Route 18. That
was one of those moments that would always be Rutgers for me. The girls in front giggling about
some guy. Her hands on those pages, nails all painted up in cranberry. My own hands like monster
crabs. In a couple of months I’d be back in London Terrace if I wasn’t careful and she’d be off to
Tokyo or Kyoto or wherever she was going. Of all the chicks I’d run up on at Rutgers, of all the
chicks I’d run up on ever, Lola was the one I’d never gotten a handle on. So why did it feel like she
was the one who knew me best? I thought about Suriyan and how she would never talk to me again.
I thought about my own fears of actually being good, because Lola wasn’t Suriyan; with her I’d have
to be someone I’d never tried to be. We were reaching College Ave. Last chance, so I made like
Oscar and said, Have dinner with me, Lola. I promise, I won’t try to take your panties off.
Yeah right, she said, almost ripping her page in the turning.
I covered her hand in mine and she gave me this frustrated heart-wrenching look like she was
already on her way down with me and didn’t, for the life of her, understand why.
It’s OK, I said.
No, it’s fucking not OK. You’re too short. But she didn’t take her hand away.
We went to her place on Handy and before I could really put a hurt on her she stopped everything,
dragged me up from her toto by my ears. Why is this the face I can’t seem to forget, even now, after
all these years? Tired from working, swollen from lack of sleep, a crazy mixture of ferocity and
vulnerability that was and shall ever be Lola.
She looked at me until I couldn’t stand it anymore and then she said: Just don’t lie to me, Yunior.
I won’t, I promised.
Don’t laugh. My intentions were pure.
Not much more to tell. Except this:
That spring I moved back in with him. Thought about it all winter. Even at the very end I almost
changed my mind. Was waiting by his door in Demarest and despite the fact that I’d been waiting all
morning, at the very end I still almost ran off, but then I heard their voices on the stairwell, bringing
up his things.
I don’t know who was more surprised: Oscar, Lola, or me.
In Oscar’s version, I raised my hand and said, Mellon. Took him a second to recognize the word. Mellon, he said finally.
That fall after the Fall was dark (I read in his journal): dark. He was still thinking about doing it
but he was afraid. Of his sister mainly, but also of himself. Of the possibility of a miracle, of an
invincible summer. Reading and writing and watching TV with his mother. If you try anything stupid,
his mother swore, I’ll haunt you my whole life. You better believe it.
I do, señora, he reported saying. I do.
Those months he couldn’t sleep, and that’s how he ended up taking his mother’s car out for
midnight spins. Every time he pulled out of the house he thought it would be his last. Drove
everywhere. Got lost in Camden. Found the neighborhood where I grew up. Drove through New
Brunswick just when the clubs were getting out, looking at everybody, his stomach killing him. Even
made it down to Wildwood. Looked for the coffee shop where he had saved Lola, but it had closed.
Nothing had opened to replace it. One night he picked up a hitchhiker. An immensely pregnant girl.
She barely spoke any English. Was a wetback Guatemalan with pits in her cheek. Needed to go to
Perth Amboy, and Oscar, our hero, said: No te preócupas. Te traigo.
Qye Dios te bendiga, she said. Still looking ready to jump out of a window if need be. Gave her his
number, Just in case, but she never called. He wasn’t surprised.
Drove so long and so far on some nights that he would actually fall asleep at the wheel. One
second he was thinking about his characters and the next he’d be drifting, a beautiful intoxicating
richness, about to go all the way under and then some last alarm would sound.
Lola. Nothing more exhilarating (he wrote) than saving yourself by the simple act of waking.
Men are not indispensable. But Trujillo is irreplaceable. For Trujillo is not a man. He is…a
cosmic force…Those who try to compare him to his ordinary contemporaries are mistaken. He
belongs to…the category of those born to a special destiny.
Of course I tried once more. It was even stupider than the first time. Fourteen months and Abuela
announced that it was time for me to return to Paterson, to my mother, I couldn’t believe what she
was saying. It felt like the deepest of treacheries to me. I wouldn’t feel that again until I broke with
But I don’t want to go! I protested. I want to stay here!
But she wouldn’t listen. She held her hands in the air like there was nothing she could do. It’s
what your mother wants and it’s what I want and it’s what’s right.
But what about me!
I’m sorry, hija.
That’s life for you. All the happiness you gather to yourself, it will sweep away like it’s nothing. If
you ask me I don’t think there are any such things as curses. I think there is only life. That’s enough.
I wasn’t mature. I quit the team. I stopped going to classes and speaking to all my girlfriends,
even Rosio. I told Max that we were through and he looked at me like I’d just shot him between the
eyes. He tried to stop me from walking away but I screamed at him, like my mother screams, and he
dropped his hand like it was dead. I thought I was doing him a favor. Not wanting to hurt him any
more than was necessary.
I ended up being really stupid those last weeks. I guess I wanted to disappear more than anything
and so I was trying to make it so. I fooled around with someone else, that’s how messed up I was. He
was the father of one of my classmates. Always after me, even when his daughter was around, so I
called him. One thing you can count on in Santo Domingo. Not the lights, not the law.
That never goes away.
I didn’t bother with the romance. I let him take me to a love motel on our first ‘date’. He was one
of those vain politicos, a peledista, had his own big air-conditioned jípeta. When I pulled my pants
down you never saw anybody so happy.
Until I asked him for two thousand dollars. American, I emphasized. It’s like Abuela says: Every
snake always thinks it’s biting into a rat until the day it bites into a mongoose.
That was my big puta moment. I knew he had the money, otherwise I wouldn’t have asked, and it’s
not like I was robbing from him. I think we did it like nine times in total, so in my opinion he got a
lot more than he gave. Afterward I sat in the motel and drank rum while he snorted from these little
bags of coke. He wasn’t much of a talker, which was good. He was always pretty ashamed of him self
after we fucked and that made me feel great. Complained that this was the money for his daughter’s
school. Blah blah blah. Steal it from the state, I told him with a smile. I kissed him when he dropped
me off at the house only so that I could feel him shrink from me.
I didn’t talk to La Inca much those last weeks but she never stopped talking to me. I want you to
do well at school. I want you to visit me when you can. I want you to remember where you come
from. She prepared everything for my departure. I was too angry to think about her, how sad she
would be when I was gone. I was the last person to share her life since my mother. She started
closing up the house like she was the one who was leaving.
What? I said. You coming with me?
No, hija. I’m going to my campo for a while.
But you hate the campo!
I have to go there, she explained wearily. If only for a little while. And then Oscar called, out of the
blue. Trying to make up now that I was due back. So you’re coming home.
Don’t count on it, I said.
Don’t do anything precipitous.
Don’t do anything precipitous. I laughed. Do you ever hear yourself, Oscar? He sighed. All the
time. Every morning I would wake up and make sure the money was still under my bed. Two
thousand dollars in those days could have taken you anywhere, and of course I was thinking Japan
or Goa, which one of the girls at school had told me about. Another island but very beautiful, she
assured us. Nothing like Santo Domingo.
And then, finally, she came. She never did anything quiet, my mother. She pulled up in a big black
town car, not a normal taxi, and all the kids in the barrio gathered around to see what the show was
about. My mother pretending not to notice the crowd. The driver of course was trying to pick her
up. She looked thin and worn out and I couldn’t believe the taxista.
Leave her alone, I said. Don’t you have any shame?
My mother shook her head sadly, looked at La Inca. You didn’t teach her anything. La Inca didn’t
blink. I taught her as well as I could. And then the big moment, the one every daughter dreads.
My mother looking me over. I’d never been in better shape, never felt more beautiful and
desirable in my life, and what does the bitch say?
Coño, pero tú sí eres fea.
Those fourteen months — gone. Like they’d never happened.
Now that I’m, a mother myself I realize that she could not have been any different. That’s who she
was. Like they say: Plátano maduro no se vuelve verde. Even at the end she refused to show me
anything close to love. She cried not for me or for herself but only for Oscar. Mi pobre, hijo, she
sobbed. Mi pobre, hijo. You always think with your parents that at least at the very end something
will change, something will get better. Not for us.
I probably would have run. I would have waited until we got back to the States, waited like paja de
arroz, burning slow, slow, until they dropped their guard and then one morning I would have
disappeared. Like my father disappeared on my mother and was never seen again. Disappeared like
everything disappears. Without a trace. I would have lived far away. I would have been happy, I’m
sure of it, and I would never have had any children. I would let myself grow dark in the sun, no more
hiding from it, let my hair indulge in all its kinks, and she would have passed me on the street and
never recognized me. That was the dream I had. But if these years have taught me anything it is
this: you can never run away. Not ever. The only way out is in.
And that’s what I guess these stories are all about.
Yes, no doubt about it: I would have run. La Inca or not, I would have run. But then Max died. I
hadn’t seen him at all. Not since the day of our breakup.
My poor Max, who loved me beyond words. Who said I’m so lucky every time we fucked. It was not
like we were in the same circles or the same neighborhood. Sometimes when the peledista drove me
to the moteles I could swear that I saw Max zipping through the horrendous traffic of the midday, a
film reel under his arm (I tried to get him to buy a backpack but he said he liked it his way). My
brave Max, who could slip between two bumpers the way a lie can slide between a person’s teeth. What happened was that one day he miscalculated — heart broken, I’m sure — and ended up
being mashed between a bus bound for the Cibao and one bound for Baní. His skull shattering in a
million little pieces, the film unspooling across the entire street.
I only heard about it after they buried him. His sister called me.
He loved you best of all, she sobbed. Best of all.
The curse, some of you will say.
Life, is what I say. Life.
You never saw anybody go so quiet. I gave his mother the money I’d taken from the peledista. His
little brother Maxim used it to buy a yola to Puerto Rico and last I heard he was doing good for
himself there. He owned a little store and his mother no longer lives in Los Tres Brazos. My toto
good for something after all.
I will love you always, my abuela said at the airport. And then she turned away.
It was only when I got on the plane that I started crying. I know this sounds ridiculous but I don’t
think I really stopped until I met you. I know I didn’t stop atoning. The other passengers must have
thought I was crazy. I kept expecting my mother to hit me, to call me an idiota, a bruta, a fea, a
malcriada, to change seats, but she didn’t.
She put her hand on mine and left it there. When the woman in front turned around and said: Tell
that girl of yours to be quiet, she said, Tell that culo of yours to stop stinking.
I felt sorriest for the viejo next to us. You could tell he’d been visiting his family. He had on a little
fedora and his best pressed chacabana. It’s OK, muchacha, he said, patting my back. Santo Domingo
will always be there. It was there in the beginning and it will be there at the end.
For God’s sake, my mother muttered, and then closed her eyes and went to sleep.
Poor Abelard 1944-1946
THE FAMOUS DOCTOR
When the family talks about it at all — which is like never they always begin in the same place:
with Abelard and the Bad Thing he said about Trujillo.↓
≡ There are other beginnings certainly, better ones, to be sure — if you ask me I would have started when the
Spaniards ‘discovered’ the New World — or when the U.S. invaded Santo Domingo in 1916 — but if this was the
opening that the de Leóns chose for themselves, then who am I to question their historiography?
Abelard Luis Cabral was Oscar and Lola’s grandfather, a surgeon who had studied in Mexico City
in the Lazaro Cardenas years and in the mid-1940’s, before any of us were even born, a man of
considerable standing in La Vega. Un hombre muy serio, muy educado y muy bien plantado.
(You can already see where this is headed.) In those long-ago days — before delincuencia and
bank failures, before Diaspora — the Cabrals were numbered among the High of the Land. They
were not as filthy-rich or as historically significant as the Ral Cabrals of Santiago, but they weren’t
too shabby a cadet branch, either. In La Vega, where the family had lived since 1791, they were
practically royalty, as much a landmark as La Casa Amarilla and the Rio Camu; neighbors spoke of
the fourteen-room house that Abelard’s father had built, Casa Hatüey↓, a rambling oft-expanded
villa eclectic whose original stone core had been transformed into Abelard’s study, a house bounded
by groves of almonds and dwarf-mangos; there was also the modern Art Deco apartment in
Santiago, where Abelard often spent his weekends attending the family businesses; the freshly
refurbished stables that could have comfortably billeted a dozen horses; the horses themselves: six
Berbers with skin like vellum; and of course the five full-time servants (of the rayano variety).
≡ Hatüey, in case you’ve forgotten, was the Taino Ho Chi Minh. When the Spaniards were committing First Genocide
in the Dominican Republic, Hatüey left the Island and canoed to Cuba, looking for reinforcements, his voyage a
precursor to the trip Maximo Gomez would take almost three hundred years later. Casa Hatüey was named Hatüey
because in Times Past it supposedly had been owned by a descendant of the priest who tried to baptize Harney right
before the Spaniards burned him at the stake. (What Hatüey said on that pyre is a legend in itself: Are there white
people in Heaven? Then I’d rather go to Hell.) History, however, has not been kind to Harney. Unless something
changes ASAP he will go out like his camarada Crazy Horse. Coffled to a beer, in a country not his own.
While the rest of the country in that period subsisted on rocks and scraps of yuca and were host to
endless coils of intestinal worms, the Cabrals dined on pastas and sweet Italian sausages, scraped
Jalisco silver on flatware from Beleek. A surgeon’s income was a fine thing but Abelard’s portfolio (if
such things existed in those days) was the real source of the family wealth: from his hateful,
cantankerous father (now dead) Abelard had inherited a pair of prosperous supermercados in
Santiago, a cement factory, and titles to a string of fincas in the Septrionales.
The Cabrals were, as you might have guessed, members of the Fortunate People. Summers they
‘borrowed’ a cousin’s cabana in Puerto Plata and decamped there for a period of no less than three
weeks. Abelard’s two daughters, Jacquelyn and Astrid, swam and played in the surf (often suffering
Mulatto Pigment Degradation Disorder, a.k.a. tans) under the watchful gaze of their mother, who,
unable to risk no extra darkness, remained chained to her umbrella’s shadow — while their father,
when not listening to the news from the War, roamed the shoreline, his face set in tense
concentration. He walked barefoot, stripped down to his white shirt and his vest, his pant legs
rolled, his demi-afro an avuncular torch, plump with middle age. Sometimes a fragment of a shell or
a dying horseshoe crab would catch Abelard’s attention and he’d get down on all fours and examine
it with a gem-cutter’s glass so that to both his delighted daughters, as well as to his appalled wife,
he resembled a dog sniffing a turd.
There are still those in the Cibao who remember Abelard, and all will tell you that besides being a
brilliant doctor he possessed one of the most remarkable minds in the country: indefatigably
curious, alarmingly prodigious, and especially suited for linguistic and computational complexity.
The viejo was widely read in Spanish, English, French, Latin, and Greek; a collector of rare books,
an advocate of outlandish abstractions, a contributor to the Journal of Tropical Medicine, and an
amateur ethnographer in the Fernando Ortiz mode. Abelard was, in short, a Brain — not entirely
uncommon in the Mexico where he had studied but an exceedingly rare species on the Island of
Supreme General Rafael Leonidas Trujillo Molina. He encouraged his daughters to read and
prepared them to follow him into the Profession (they could speak French and read Latin before
they were nine), and so keen was he about learning that any new piece of knowledge, no matter how
arcane or trivial, could send his ass over the Van Allen belt. His parlor, so tastefully wallpapered by
his father’s second wife, was hangout number one for the local todologos. Discussions would rage
for entire evenings, and while Abelard was often frustrated by the poor quality — nothing like at the
UNAM — he would not have abandoned these evenings for anything. Often his daughters would bid
their father good night only to find him the next morning still engaged in some utterly obscure
debate with his friends, eyes red, hair akimbo, woozy but game. They would go to him and he would
kiss each in turn, calling them his Brillantes. These youthful intelligences, he often boasted to his
friends, will best us all.
The Reign of Trujillo was not the best time to be a lover of Ideas, not the best time to be engaging
in parlor debate, to be hosting tertulias, to be doing anything out of the ordinary, but Abelard was
nothing if not meticulous. Never allowed contemporary politics (i.e., Trujillo) to be bandied about,
kept shit on the abstract plane, allowed anybody who wanted (including members of the Secret
Police) to attend his gatherings. Given that you could get lit up for even mispronouncing the Failed
Cattle Thief’s name, it was a no-brainer, really. As a general practice Abelard tried his best not to
think about EI Jefe at all, followed sort of the Tao of Dictator Avoidance, which was ironic
considering that Abelard was unmatched in maintaining the outward appearance of the enthusiastic
≡ But what was even more ironic was that Abelard had a reputation for being able to keep his head down during the
worst of the regime’s madness — for unseeing, as it were. In 1937, for example, while the Friends of the Dominican
Republic were perejiling Haitians and Haitian-Dominicans and Haitian-looking Dominicans to death, while genocide
was, in fact, in the making, Abelard kept his head, eyes, and nose safely tucked into his books (let his wife take care of
hiding his servants, didn’t ask her nothing about it) and when survivors staggered into his surgery with unspeakable machete wounds, he fixed them up as best as he could without making any comments as to the ghastliness of their
wounds. Acted like it was any other day.
Both as an individual and as the executive officer of his medical association he gave unstintingly to
the Partido Dominicano; he and his wife, who was his number-one nurse and his best assistant,
joined every medical mission that Trujillo organized, no matter how remote the campo; and no one
could suppress a guffaw better than Abelard when El Jefe won an election by 103 percent! What
enthusiasm from the pueblo! When banquets were held in Trujillo’s honor Abelard always drove to
Santiago to attend. He arrived early, left late, smiled endlessly, and didn’t say nothing. Disconnected
his intellectual warp engine and operated strictly on impulse power. When the time came, Abelard
would shake El Jefe’s hand, cover him in the warm effusion of his adoration (if you think the
Trujillato was not homoerotic, then, to quote the Priest, you got another thing coming), and without
further ado fade back into the shadows (a la Oscar’s favorite movie, Point Blank). Kept as far away
from El Jefe as possible — he wasn’t under any delusion that he was Trujillo’s equal or his buddy or
some kind of necessary individual — after all, niggers who messed with Him had a habit of ending
up with a bad case of the deads. It didn’t hurt that Abelard’s family was not totally in the Jefe’s
pocket, that his father had cultivated no lands or negocios in geographic or competitive proximity to
the Jefe’s own holding. His Fuckface contact was blessedly limited.↓
≡ He wished that could also have been the case with his Balaguer contact. In those days the Demon Balaguer had not
yet become the Election Thief; was only Trujillo’s Minister of Education — you can see how successful he was at that
job — and any chance he got to corner Abelard, he did. He wanted to talk to Abelard about his theories — which were
four parts Gobineau, four parts Goddard, and two parts German racial eugenics. The German theories, he assured
Abelard, were all the rage on the Continent. Abelard nods. I see. (But, you ask, who was the smarter? No comparison.
In a Tables and Ladders match, Abelard, the Cerebro del Cibao, would have 3D’d the ‘Genio de Genocidio’ in about two
Abelard and the Failed Cattle Thief might have glided past each other in the Halls of History if not
for the fact that starting in 1944, Abelard, instead of bringing his wife and daughter to Jefe events,
as custom dictated, began to make a point of leaving them at home. He explained to his friends that
his wife had become ‘nervous’ and that Jacquelyn took care of her but the real reason for the
absences was Trujillo’s notorious rapacity and his daughter Jacquelyn’s off-the-hook looks. Abelard’s
serious, intellectual oldest daughter was no longer her tall awkward flaquita self; adolescence had
struck with a fury, transforming her into a young lady of great beauty. She had caught a serious case
of the hips-ass-chest, a condition which during the mid-forties spelled trouble with a capital T to the
R to the U to the J to the illo.
Ask any of your elders and they will tell you: Trujillo might have been a Dictator, but he was a
Dominican Dictator, which is another way of saying he was the Number-One Bellaco in the Country.
Believed that all the toto in the DR was, literally, his. It’s a well-documented fact that in Trujillo’s DR
if you were of a certain class and you put your cute daughter anywhere near El Jefe, within the week
she’d be mamando his ripio like an old pro and there would be nothing you could do about it! Part of
the price of living in Santo Domingo, one of the Island’s best-known secrets. So common was the
practice, so insatiable Trujillo’s appetites, that there were plenty of men in the nation, hombres de
calidad y posición, who, believe it or not, offered up their daughters freely to the Failed Cattle Thief.
Abelard, to his credit, was not one of them; as soon as he realized what was what — after his
daughter started stopping traffic on Calle El Sol, after one of his patients looked at his daughter and
said, You should be careful with that one — he pulled a Rapunzel on her ass and locked her in. It
was a Brave Thing, not in keeping with his character, but he’d only had to watch Jacquelyn
preparing for school one day, big in body but still a child, goddamn it, still a child, and the Brave
Thing became easy.
Hiding your doe-eyed, large-breasted daughter from Trujillo, however, was anything but easy.
(Like keeping the Ring from Sauron.) If you think the average Dominican guy’s bad, Trujillo was five
thousand times worse. Dude had hundreds of spies whose entire job was to scour the provinces for
his next piece of ass; if the procurement of ass had been any more central to the Trujillato the
regime would have been the world’s first culocracy (and maybe, in fact, it was). In this climate,
hoarding your women was tantamount to treason; offenders who didn’t cough up the muchachas
could easily find themselves enjoying the invigorating charm of an eight-shark bath. Let us be clear:
Abelard was taking an enormous risk. It didn’t matter that he was upper-class, or that he’d prepared
the groundwork well, going as far as having a friend diagnose his wife as manic, then letting the
word leak through the elite circles in which he ran. If Trujillo and Company caught wind of his
duplicity they’d have him in chains (and Jacquelyn on her back) in two seconds flat. Which was why
every time El Jefe shuffled down the welcome line, shaking hands, Abelard expected him to exclaim
in that high shrill voice of his, Dr. Abelard Cabral, where is that delicious daughter of yours? I’ve
heard so much about her from your neighbors. It was enough to make Abelard febrile.
His daughter Jacquelyn of course had absolutely no idea what was at stake. Those were more
innocent times, and she was an innocent girl; getting raped by her Illustrious President was the
furthest thing from her excellent mind. She of his two daughters had inherited her father’s brains. Was studying French religiously because she’d decided to imitate her father and go abroad to study
medicine at the Faculté de Médecine de Paris. To France! To become the next Madame Curie! Hit
the books night and day, and would practice her French with both her father and with their servant
Esteban El Gallo, who’d been born in Haiti and still spoke a pretty good frog.↓
≡ After Trujillo launched the 1937 genocide of Haitian and Haitian-Dominicans, you didn’t see that many Haitian types
working in the DR. Not until at least the late fifties. Esteban was the exception because (a) he looked so damn
Dominican, and (b) during the genocide, Socorro had hidden him inside her daughter Astrid’s dollhouse. Spent four
days in there, cramped up like a brown-skinned Alice.
Neither of his daughters had any idea, were as carefree as Hobbits, never guessing the Shadow
that loomed on the horizon. On his days off, when he wasn’t at the clinic or in his study, writing,
Abelard would stand at his rear window and watch his daughters at their silly children’s game until
his aching heart could stand it no more.
Each morning, before Jackie started her studies, she wrote on a clean piece of paper: Tarde
To the latecomers are left the bones.
He spoke of these matters to only three people. The first, of course, was his wife, Socorro. Socorro
(it must be said here) was a Talent in her own right. A famous beauty from the East (Higüey) and the
source of all her daughters’ pulchritude, Socorro had looked in her youth like a dark-hued Dejah
Thoris (one of the chief reasons Abelard had pursued a girl so beneath his class) and was also one of
the finest nurse practitioners he had ever had the honor of working with in Mexico or the Dominican
Republic, which, given his estimation of his Mexican colleagues, is no small praise. (The second
reason he’d gone after her.) Her workhorse-ness and her encyclopedic knowledge of folk cures and
traditional remedies made her an indispensable partner in his practice. Her reaction, though, to his
Trujillo worries was typical; she was a clever, skilled, hardworking woman who didn’t blink when
faced with arterial spray hissing from a machete-chopped arm stump, but when it came to more
abstract menaces like, say, Trujillo, she stubbornly and willfully refused to acknowledge there might
be a problem, all the while dressing Jacqueline in the most suffocating of clothes. Why are you
telling people that I’m loca? she demanded.
He spoke of it as well with his mistress, señora Lydia Abenader, one of the three women who had
rejected his marriage offer upon his return from his studies in Mexico; now a widow and his
number-one lover, she was the woman his father had wanted him to bag in the first place, and when
he’d been unable to close the deal his father had mocked him as a half-man even unto his final days
of bilious life (the third reason he’d gone after Socorro).
Last he spoke with his longtime neighbor and friend, Marcus Applegate Roman, whom he often
had to ferry back and forth from presidential events because Marcus lacked a car. With Marcus it
had been a spontaneous outburst, the weight of the problem truly pressing on him; they’d been
cruising back to La Vega on one of the old Marine Occupation roads, middle of the night in August,
through the black-black farmlands of the Cibao, so hot they had to drive with the windows cranked
down, which meant a constant stream of mosquitoes scooting up their nostrils, and out of nowhere
Abelard began to talk. Young women have no opportunity to develop unmolested in this country, he
complained. Then he gave, as an example, the name of a young woman whom the Jefe had only
recently despoiled, a muchacha known to both of them, a graduate of the University of Florida and
the daughter of an acquaintance. At first Marcus said nothing; in the darkness of the Packard’s
interior his face was an absence, a pool of shadow. A worrisome silence. Marcus was no fan of the
Jefe, having more than once in Abelard’s presence called him un ‘bruto’ y un ‘imbécil’ but that didn’t
stop Abelard from being suddenly aware of his colossal indiscretion (such was life in those Secret
Police days). Finally Abelard said, This doesn’t bother you?
Marcus hunched down to light a cigarette, and finally his face reappeared, drawn but familiar.
Nothing we can do about it, Abelard.
But imagine you were in similar straits: how would you protect yourself?
I’d be sure to have ugly daughters.
Lydia was far more realistic. She’d been seated at her armoire, brushing her Moorish hair. He’d
been lying on the bed, naked as well, absently pulling on his ripio. Lydia had said, Send her away to
the nuns. Send her to Cuba. My family there will take care of her.
Cuba was Lydia’s dream; it was her Mexico. Always talking about moving back there.
But I’d need permission from the state!
Ask for it, then.
But what if El Jefe notices the requests?
Lydia put down her brush with a sharp click. What are the chances of that happening? You never
know, Abelard said defensively. In this country you never know.
His mistress was for Cuba, his wife for house arrest, his best friend said nothing. His own
cautiousness told him to await further instructions. And at the end of the year he got them.
At one of the interminable presidential events EI Jefe had shaken Abelard’s hand, but instead of
moving on, he paused — a nightmare come true — held on to his fingers, and said in his shrill voice:
You are Dr. Abelard Cabral? Abelard bowed. At your service, Your Excellency. In less than a
nanosecond Abelard was drenched in sweat; he knew what was coming next; the Failed Cattle Thief
had never spoken more than three words to him his whole life, what else could it be? He dared not
glance away from Trujillo’s heavily powdered face, but out the corner of his eyes he caught glimpses
of the lambesacos, hovering, beginning to realize that an exchange was in the making.
I have seen you here often, Doctor, but lately without your wife. Have you divorced her? I am still
married, Your Enormity. To Socorro Hernandez Batista.
That is good to hear, El Jefe said, I was afraid that you might have turned into un maricón. Then he
turned to the lambesacos and laughed. Oh, Jefe, they screamed, you are too much.
It was at this point that another nigger might have, in a fit of cojones, said something to defend his
honor, but Abelard was not that nigger. He said nothing.
But of course, El Jefe continued, knuckling a tear from his eye, you are no maricón, for I’ve heard
that you have daughters, Dr. Cabral, una que es muy bella y elegante, no?
Abelard had rehearsed a dozen answers to this question, but his response was pure reflex, came
out of nowhere: Yes, Jefe, you are correct, I have two daughters. But to tell you the truth, they’re
only beautiful if you have a taste for women with mustaches.
For an instant El Jefe had said nothing, and in that twisting silence Abelard could see his daughter
being violated in front of him while he was lowered with excruciating slowness into Trujillo’s
infamous pool of sharks. But then, miracle of miracles, El Jefe had crinkled his porcine face and
laughed, Abelard had laughed too, and El Jefe moved on. When Abelard returned home to La Vega
late that evening he woke his wife from a deep slumber so that they could both pray and thank the
Heavens for their family’s salvation. Verbally, Abelard had never been quick on the draw. The
inspiration could only have come from the hidden spaces within my soul, he told his wife. From a
You mean God? his wife pressed.
I mean someone, Abelard said darkly.
For the next three months Abelard waited for the End. Waited for his name to start appearing in
the ‘Foro Popular’ section of the paper, thinly veiled criticisms aimed at a certain bone doctor from
La Vega — which was often how the regime began the destruction of a respected citizen such as him — with disses about the way your socks and your shirts didn’t match; waited for a letter to arrive,
demanding a private meeting with the Jefe, waited for his daughter to turn up missing on her trip
back to school. Lost nearly twenty pounds during his awful vigil. Began to drink copiously. Nearly
killed a patient with a slip of the hand. If his wife hadn’t spotted the damage before they stitched,
who knows what might have happened? Screamed at his daughters and wife almost every day. Could
not get it up much for his mistress. But the rain season turned to hot season and the clinic filled
with the hapless, the wounded, the afflicted, and when after four months nothing happened Abelard
almost let out a sigh of relief. Maybe, he wrote on the back of his hairy hand. Maybe.
SANTO DOMINGO CONFIDENTIAL
In some ways living in Santo Domingo during the Trujillato was a lot like being in that famous
Twilight Zone episode that Oscar loved so much, the one where the monstrous white kid with the
godlike powers rules over a town that is completely isolated from the rest of the world, a town called
Peaksville. The white kid is vicious and random and all the people in the ‘community’ live in straight
terror of him, denouncing and betraying each other at the drop of a hat in order not to be the person
he maims or, more ominously, sends to the corn. (After each atrocity he commits whether it’s giving
a gopher three heads or Baníshing a no longer interesting playmate to the corn or raining snow
down on the last crops — the horrified people of Peaksville have to say, It was a good thing you did,
Anthony. A good thing.)
Between 1930 (when the Failed Cattle Thief seized power) and 1961 (the year he got blazed)
Santo Domingo was the Caribbean’s very own Peaksville, with Trujillo playing the part of Anthony
and the rest of us reprising the role of the Man Who Got Turned into Jack-in-the-Box. You might roll
your eyes at the comparison, but, friends: it would be hard to exaggerate the power Trujillo exerted
over the Dominican people and the shadow of fear he cast throughout the region. Homeboy
dominated Santo Domingo like it was his very own private Mordor;↓ not only did he lock the
country away from the rest of the world, isolate it behind the Plátano Curtain, he acted like it was
his very own plantation, acted like he owned everything and everyone, killed whomever he wanted
to kill, sons, brothers, fathers, mothers, took women away from their husbands on their wedding
nights and then would brag publicly about ‘the great honeymoon’ he’d had the night before.
≡ Anthony may have isolated Peaksville with the power of his mind, but Trujillo did the same with the power of his
office! Almost as soon as he grabbed the presidency, the Failed Cattle Thief sealed the country away from the rest of
the world — a forced isolation that we’ll call the Plátano Curtain. As for the country’s historically fluid border with
Haiti — which was more baká than border — the Failed Cattle Thief became like Dr. Gull in From Hell; adopting the
creed of the Dionyesian Architects, he aspired to become an architect of history, and through a horrifying ritual of
silence and blood, machete and perejil, darkness and denial, inflicted a true border on the countries, a border that
exists beyond maps, that is carved directly into the histories and imaginaries of a people. By the middle of T-illo’s
second decade in ‘office’ the Platano Curtain had been so successful that when the Allies won World War II the majority of the pueblo didn’t even have the remotest idea that it had happened. Those who did know believed the
propaganda that Trujillo had played an important role in the overthrow of the Japanese and the Hun. Homeboy could
not have had a more private realm had he thrown a force-field around the island. (After all, who needs futuristic
generators when you have the power of the machete?) Most people argue that El Jefe was trying to keep the world out;
some, however, point out that he seemed equally intent on keeping something in.
His Eye was everywhere; he had a Secret Police that out-Stasi’d the Stasi, that kept watch on
everyone, even those everyone’s who lived in the States; a security apparatus so ridiculously
mongoose that you could say a bad thing about El Jefe at eight-forty in the morning and before the
clock struck ten you’d be in the Cuarenta having a cattleprod shoved up your ass. (Who says that we
Third World people are inefficient?) It wasn’t just Mr. Friday the Thirteenth you had to worry about,
either, it was the whole Chivato Nation he helped spawn, for like every Dark Lord worth his Shadow
he had the devotion of his people.↓
≡ So devoted was the pueblo, in fact, that, as Galíndez recounts in La Era de Trujillo, when a graduate student was
asked by a panel of examiners to discuss the pre-Columbian culture in the Americas, he replied without hesitation that
the most important pre-Columbian culture in the Americas was ‘the Dominican Republic during the era of Trujillo’. Oh, man. But what’s more hilarious is that the examiners refused to fail the student, on the grounds that ‘he had mentioned El Jefe’.
It was widely believed that at anyone time between forty-two and eighty-seven percent of the
Dominican population was on the Secret Police’s payroll. Your own fucking neighbors could acabar
con you just because you had something they coveted or because you cut in front of them at the
colmado. Mad folks went out in that manner, betrayed by those they considered their panas, by
members of their own families, by slips of the tongue. One day you were a law-abiding citizen,
cracking nuts on your galería, the next day you were in the Cuarenta, getting your nuts cracked.
Shit was so tight that many people actually believed that Trujillo had supernatural powers! It was
whispered that he did not sleep, did not sweat, that he could see, smell, feel events hundreds of
miles away, that he was protected by the most evil fukú on the Island. (You wonder why two
generations later our parents are still so damn secretive, why you’ll find out your brother ain’t your
brother only by accident.)
But let’s not go completely overboard: Trujillo was certainly formidable, and the regime was like a
Caribbean Mordor in many ways, but there were plenty of people who despised El Jefe, who
communicated in less-than-veiled ways their contempt, who resisted. But Abelard was simply not
one of them. Homeboy wasn’t like his Mexican colleagues who were always keeping up with what
was happening elsewhere in the world, who believed that change was possible. He didn’t dream of
revolution, didn’t care that Trotsky had lived and died not ten blocks from his student pension in
Coyoacán; wanted only to tend his wealthy, ailing patients and afterward return to his study without
worrying about being shot in the head or thrown to the sharks. Every now and then one of his
acquaintances — usually Marcus — would describe for him the latest Trujillo Atrocity: an affluent
clan stripped of its properties and sent into exile, an entire family fed piece by piece to the sharks
because a son had dared compare Trujillo to Adolf Hitler before a terrified audience of his peers, a
suspicious assassination in Bonao of a well-known unionist. Abelard listened to these horrors
tensely, and then after an awkward silence would change the subject. He simply didn’t wish to dwell
on the fates of Unfortunate People, on the goings-on in Peaksville. He didn’t want those stories in his
house. The way Abelard saw it — his Trujillo philosophy, if you will — he only had to keep his head
down, his mouth shut, his pockets open, his daughters hidden for another decade or two. By then,
he prophesied, Trujillo would be dead and the Dominican Republic would be a true democracy.
Abelard, it turned out, needed help in the prophecy department. Santo Domingo never became a
democracy. He didn’t have no couple of decades, either. His luck ran out earlier than anyone
THE BAD THING
Nineteen forty-five should have been a capital year for Abelard and Family. Two of Abelard’s
articles were published to minor acclaim, one in the prestigious — and the second in a small journal
out of Caracas, and he received complimentary responses from a couple of Continental doctors, very
flattering indeed. Business in the supermercados couldn’t have been better; the Island was still flush
from the war boom and his managers couldn’t keep anything on the shelves. The fincas were
producing and reaping profits; the worldwide collapse of agricultural prices was still years off
Abelard had a full load of clients, performed a number of tricky surgeries with impeccable skill; his
daughters were prospering (Jacquelyn had been accepted at a prestigious boarding school in Le
Havre, to begin the following year — her chance to escape); his wife and mistress were pouring on
the adoration; even the servants seemed content (not that he ever really spoke to them). All in all,
the good doctor should have been immensely satisfied with himself. Should have ended each day
with his feet up, un cigarro in the comer of his mouth, and a broad grin creasing his ursine features.
It was — dare we say it? — a good life.
Except it wasn’t.
In February there was another Presidential Event (for Independence Day!) and this time the
invitation was explicit. For Dr. Abelard Luis Cabral and wife and daughter Jacquelyn. The daughter
Jacquelyn part had been underlined by the party’s host. Not once, not twice, but three times.
Abelard nearly fainted when he saw the damn thing. Slumped back at his desk, his heart pushing up
against his esophagus. Stared at the vellum square for almost a whole hour before folding it and
placing it inside his shirt pocket. The next morning he visited the host, one of his neighbors. The
man was out in his corral, staring balefully as some of his servants were trying to get one of his
stallions to stud. When he saw Abelard his face darkened. What the hell do you want from me? The
order came straight from the Palacio. When Abelard walked back to his car he tried not to show that
he was shaking.
Once again he consulted with Marcus and Lydia. (He said nothing of the invitation to his wife, not
wanting to panic her, and by extension his daughter. Not wanting even to say the words in his own
Where the last time he’d been somewhat rational, this go-around he was fuera de serie, raved like
a madman. Waxed indignant to Marcus for nearly an hour about the injustice, about the
hopelessness of it all (an amazing amount of circumlocution because he never once directly named
who it was he was complaining about). Alternated between impotent rage and pathetic self-pity. In
the end his friend had to cover the good doctor’s mouth to get a word in edgewise, but Abelard kept
talking. It’s madness! Sheer madness! I’m the father of my household! I’m the one who says what
What can you do? Marcus said with no little fatalism. Trujillo’s the president and you’re just a
doctor. If he wants your daughter at the party you can do nothing but obey.
But this isn’t human! When has this country ever been human, Abelard? You’re the historian. You
of all people should know that.
Lydia was even less compassionate. She read the invite and swore a coño under her breath and
then she turned on him. I warned you, Abelard. Didn’t I tell you to send your daughter abroad while
you had the chance? She could have been with my family in Cuba, safe and sound, but now you’re
jodido. Now He has his Eye on you.
I know, I know, Lydia, but what should I do? Jesú Cristo, Abelard, she said tremulously. What
options are there. This is Trujillo you’re talking about.
Back home the portrait of Trujillo, which every good citizen had hanging in his house, beamed
down on him with insipid, viperous benevolence.
Maybe if the doctor had immediately grabbed his daughters and his wife and smuggled them all
aboard a boat in Puerto Plata, or if he’d stolen with them across the border into Haiti, they might
have had a chance. The Plátano Curtain was strong but it wasn’t that strong. But alas, instead of
making his move Abelard fretted and temporized and despaired. He couldn’t eat, couldn’t sleep,
paced the halls of their house all night long and all the weight he regained these last months he
immediately lost. (If you think about it, maybe he should have heeded his daughter’s philosophy:
Tarde venientibus ossa.) Every chance he got he spent with his daughters. Jackie, who was her
parents’ Golden Child, who already had memorized all the streets in the French Quarter and who
that year alone had been the object of not four, not five, but twelve marriage proposals. All
communicated to Abelard and his wife, of course. Jackie knowing nothing about it. But still. And
Astrid, ten years old, who took more after their father in looks and nature; plainer, the jokester, the
believer, who played the meanest piano in all of the Cibao and who was her big sister’s ally in all
things. The sisters wondered about their father’s sudden attentiveness: Are you on vacation, Papi?
He shook his head sadly. No, I just like spending time with you is all.
What’s the matter with you? his wife demanded, but he refused to speak to her. Let me be, mujer.
Things got so bad with him that he even went to church, a first for Abelard (which might have been
a really bad idea since everybody knew the Church at that time was in Trujillo’s pocket). He
attended confession almost every day and talked to the priest but he got nothing out of it except to
pray and to hope and to light some fucking stupid candles. He was going through three bottles of
whiskey a day.
His friends in Mexico would have grabbed their rifles and taken to the interior (at least that’s what
he thought they would have done) but he was his father’s son in more ways than he cared to admit.
His father, an educated man who had resisted sending his son to Mexico but who had always played
ball with Trujillo. When in 1937 the army had started murdering all the Haitians, his father had
allowed them to use his horses, and when he didn’t get any of them back he didn’t say nothing to
Trujillo. Just chalked it up as the cost of doing business. Abelard kept drinking and kept fretting,
stopped seeing Lydia, isolated himself in his study, and eventually convinced himself that nothing
would happen. It was only a test. Told his wife and daughter to prepare for the party. Didn’t mention
it was a Trujillo party. Made it seem like nothing was amiss. Hated himself to his core for his
mendacity, but what else could he have done?
Tarde venientibus ossa.
It probably would have gone off without a hitch too, but Jackie was so excited. Since it was her
first big party, who’s surprised that it became something of an event for her? She went shopping for
a dress with her mother, got her hair done at the salon, bought new shoes, and was even given a
pair of pearl earrings by another of her female relatives. Socorro helped her daughter with every
aspect of the preparation, no suspicions, but about a week before the party she started having these
terrible dreams. She was in her old town, where she’d grown up before her aunt adopted her and
put her in nursing school, before she discovered she had the gift of Healing. Staring down that dusty
frangipani-lined road that everybody said led to the capital, and in the heat-rippled distance she
could see a man approaching, a distant figure who struck in her such dread that she woke up
screaming. Abelard leaping out of bed in panic, the girls crying out in their rooms. Had that dream
almost every damn night that final week, a countdown clock.
On T-minus-two Lydia urged Abelard to leave with her on a steamer bound for Cuba. She knew the
captain, he would hide them, swore it could be done. We’ll get your daughters afterward, I promise
I can’t do that, he said miserably. I can’t leave my family. She returned to combing her hair. They
said not another word.
On the afternoon of the party, as Abelard was dolefully tending to the car, he caught sight of his
daughter, in her dress, standing in the sala, hunched over another one of her French books, looking
absolutely divine, absolutely young, and right then he had one of those epiphanies us lit majors are
always forced to talk about. It didn’t come in a burst of light or a new color or a sensation in his
heart. He just knew. Knew he just couldn’t do it. Told his wife to forget about it. Said same to
daughter. Ignored their horrified protestations. Jumped in the car, picked up Marcus, and headed to
What about Jacquelyn? Marcus asked.
She’s not coming.
Marcus shook his head. Said nothing else.
At the reception line Trujillo again paused before Abelard. Sniffed the air like a cat. And your wife
Abelard trembling but holding it together somehow. Already sensing how everything was going to
change. My apologies, Your Excellency. They could not attend.
His porcine eyes narrowed. So I see, he said coldly, and then dismissed Abelard with a flick of his
wrist. Not even Marcus would look at him.
Not four weeks after the party, Dr. Abelard Luis Cabral was arrested by the Secret Police. The
charge? ‘Slander and gross calumny against the Person of the President’.
If the stories are to be believed, it all had to do with a joke.
One afternoon, so the story goes, shortly after the fateful party, Abelard, who we had better reveal
was a short, bearded, heavyset man with surprising physical strength and curious, closeset eyes,
drove into Santiago in his old Packard to buy a bureau for his wife (and of course to see his
mistress). He was still a mess, and those who saw him that day recall his disheveled appearance. His
distraction. The bureau was successfully acquired and lashed haphazardly to the roof of the
automobile, but before he could shoot over to Lydia’s crib Abelard was buttonholed by some
‘buddies’ on the street and invited for a few drinks at Club Santiago. Who knows why he went?
Maybe to try to keep up appearances, or because every invitation felt like a life-or-death affair. That
night at Club Santiago he tried to shake off his sense of imminent doom by talking vigorously about
history, medicine, Aristophanes, by getting very very drunk, and when the night wound down he
asked the ‘boys’ for assistance in relocating the bureau to the trunk of his Packard. He did not trust
the valets, he explained, for they had stupid hands. The muchachos good-naturedly agreed. But
while Abelard was fumbling with the keys to open the trunk he stated loudly, I hope there aren’t any
bodies in here. That he made the foregoing remark is not debated. Abelard conceded as much in his
‘confession’. This trunk-joke in itself caused discomfort among the ‘boys,’ who were all too aware of
the shadow that the Packard automobile casts on Dominican history: It was the car in which Trujillo
had, in his early years, terrorized his first two elections away from the pueblo. During the Hurricane
of 1931 the Jefe’s henchmen often drove their Packards to the bonfires where the volunteers were
burning the dead, and out of their trunks they would pull out ‘victims of the hurricane’. All of whom
looked strangely dry and were often clutching opposition party materials. The wind, the henchmen
would joke, drove a bullet straight through the head of this one. Har-har!
What followed is still, to this day, hotly disputed. There are those who swear on their mothers that
when Abelard finally opened the trunk he poked his head inside and said, Nope, no bodies here. This
is what Abelard himself claimed to have said. A poor joke, certainly, but not ‘slander’ or ‘gross
calumny’. In Abelard’s version of the events, his friends laughed, the bureau was secured, and off he
drove to his Santiago apartment, where Lydia was waiting for him (forty-two and still lovely and still
worried shitless about his daughter). The court officers and their hidden ‘witnesses,’ however,
argued that something quite different happened, that when Dr. Abelard Luis Cabral opened the
trunk of the Packard, he said, Nope, no bodies here, Trujillo must have cleaned them out for me.
IN MY HUMBLE OPINION
I t sounds like the most unlikely load of jiringonza on this side of the Sierra Madre. But one man’s
jiringonza is another man’s life.
He spent that night with Lydia. It had been a weird time for them. Not ten days earlier Lydia had
announced that she was pregnant — I’m going to have your son, she crowed happily. But two days
later the son proved to be a false alarm, probably just some indigestion. There was relief — like he
needed anything else on his plate, and what if it had been another daughter? — but also
disappointment, for Abelard wouldn’t have minded a little son, even if the carajito would have been
the child of a mistress and born in his darkest hour. He knew that Lydia had been wanting
something for some time now, something real that she could claim was theirs and theirs alone. She
was forever telling him to leave his wife and move in with her, and while that might have been
attractive indeed while they were together in Santiago, the possibility vanished as soon as he set
foot back in his house and his two beautiful daughters rushed him. He was a predictable man and
liked his predictable comforts, but Lydia never stopped trying to convince him, in a low-intensity
way, that love was love and for that reason it should be obeyed. She pretended to be sanguine over
the non-appearance of their son. Why would I want to ruin these breasts, she joked — but he could
tell she was disheartened. He was too. For these last few days Abelard had been having vague,
troubled dreams full of children crying at night, and his father’s first house. Left a disquieting stain
on his waking hours. Without really thinking about it, he’d not seen Lydia since that night the news
turned bad, had gone out drinking in part, I believe, because he feared that the boy’s non-birth
might have broken them, but instead he felt for her the old desire, the one that nearly knocked him
over the first time they’d met at his cousin Amilcar’s birthday, when they’d both been so slender and
young and so jam-packed with possibilities.
For once they did not talk about Trujillo. Can you believe how long it’s been? he asked her in
amazement during their last Saturday-night tryst. I can believe it, she said sadly, pulling at the flesh
of her stomach. We’re clocks, Abelard. Nothing more. Abelard shook his head. We’re more than that. We’re marvels, mi amor.
I wish I could stay in this moment, wish I could extend Abelard’s happy days, but it’s impossible.
The next week two atomic eyes opened over civilian centers in Japan and, even though no one knew
it yet, the world was then remade. Not two days after the atomic bombs scarred Japan forever,
Socorro dreamed that the faceless man was standing over her husband’s bed, and she could not
scream, could not say anything, and then the next night she dreamed that he was standing over her
children too. I’ve been dreaming, she told her husband, but he waved his hands, dismissing. She
began to watch the road in front of their home and burn candles in her room. In Santiago, Abelard is
kissing Lydia’s hands and she is sighing with pleasure and already we’re heading for Victory in the
Pacific and for three Secret Police officers in their shiny Chevrolet winding up the road to Abelard’s
house. Already it’s the Fall.
ABELARD IN CHAINS
To say it was the greatest shock in Abelard’s life when officers from the Secret Police (it’s too
early for the SIM but we’ll call them SIM anyway) placed him in cuffs and led him to their car would
not be an overstatement, if it wasn’t for the fact that Abelard was going to spend the next nine years
receiving one greatest shock of his life after another. Please, Abelard begged, when he regained his
tongue, I must leave my wife a note. Manuel will attend to it, SIMian Numero Uno explained, motioning to the largest of the SIMians, who was already glancing about the house. Abelard’s last
glimpse of his home was of Manuel rifling through his desk with a practiced carelessness.
Abelard had always imagined the SIM to be filled with lowlifes and no-reading reprobates but the
two officers who locked him in their car were in fact polite, less like sadistic torturers than vacuumcleaner salesmen. SIMian Numero Uno assured him en route that his ‘difficulties’ were certain to be
cleared up. We’ve seen these cases before, Numero Uno explained. Someone has spoken badly of
you but they will quickly be revealed for the liars they are. I should hope so, Abelard said, half
indignant, half in terror. No te preocupes, said SIMian Numero Uno. The Jefe is not in the business
of imprisoning the innocent. Numero Dos remained silent. His suit was very shabby, and both men,
Abelard noticed, reeked of whiskey. He tried to remain calm — fear, as Dune teaches us, is the mind
killer — but he could not help himself. He saw his daughters and his wife raped over and over again.
He saw his house on fire. If he hadn’t emptied his bladder right before the pigs showed up, he would
have peed himself right there.
Abelard was driven very quickly to Santiago (everyone he passed on the road made sure to look
away at the sight of the VW bug) and taken to the Fortaleza San Luis. The sharp edge of his fear
turned knife once they pulled inside that notorious place. Are you sure this is correct? Abelard was
so frightened his voice quaked. Don’t worry, Doctor, Numero Dos said, you are where you belong.
He’d been silent so long Abelard had almost forgotten that he could speak. Now it was Numero Dos
who was smiling and Numero Uno who focused his attention out the window.
Once inside those stone walls the polite SIM officers handed him over to a pair of not-so-polite
guards who stripped him of his shoes, his wallet, his belt, his wedding band, and then sat him down
in a cramped, hot office to fill out some forms. There was a pervasive smell of ripe ass in the air. No
officer appeared to explain his case, no one listened to his requests, and when he began to raise his
voice about his treatment the guard typing the forms leaned forward and punched him in the face.
As easily as you might reach over for a cigarette. The man was wearing a ring and it tore open
Abelard’s lip something awful. The pain was so sudden, his disbelief so enormous, that Abelard
actually asked, through clutched fingers, Why? The guard rocked him again hard, carved a furrow in
his forehead. This is how we answer questions around here, the guard said matter-of-factly, bending
down to be sure his form was properly aligned in the typewriter. Abelard began to sob, the blood
spilling out between his fingers. Which the typing guard just loved; he called in his friends from the
other offices. Look at this one! Look at how much he likes to cry!
Before Abelard knew what was happening he was being shoved into a general holding cell that
stank of malaria sweat and diarrhea and was crammed with unseemly representatives of what Broca
might have called the ‘criminal class’. The guards then proceeded to inform the other prisoners that
Abelard was a homosexual and a Communist — That is untrue! Abelard protested — but who is
going to listen to a gay comunista? Over the next couple of hours Abelard was harassed lovely and
most of his clothes were stripped from him. One heavyset cibaeño even demanded his underwear,
and when Abelard coughed them up the man pulled them on over his pants. Son muy cómodos, he
announced to his friends. Abelard was forced to hunker naked near the shit pots; if he tried to crawl
near the dry areas the other prisoners would scream at him — Quédate ahí con la mierda, maricón — and this was how he had to sleep, amidst urine, feces, and flies, and more than once he was
awakened by someone tickling his lips with a dried turd. Pre-occupation with sanitation was not
high among the Fortalezanos. The deviants didn’t allow him to eat, either, stealing his meager
allotted portions three days straight. On the fourth day a one-armed pickpocket took pity on him and
he was able to eat an entire banana without interruption, even tried to chew up the fibrous peel, he
was so famished.
Poor Abelard. It was also on day four that someone from the outside world finally paid him
attention. Late in the evening, when everybody else was asleep, a detachment of guards dragged
him into a smaller, crudely lit cell. He was strapped down, not unkindly, to a table. From the moment
he’d been grabbed he’d not stopped speaking. This is all a misunderstanding please I come from a
very respectable family you have to communicate with my wife and my lawyers they will be able to
clear this up I cannot believe that I’ve been treated so despicably I demand that the officer in charge
hear my complaints. He couldn’t get the words out of his mouth fast enough. It wasn’t until he
noticed the electrical contraption that the guards were fiddling with in the comer that he fell quiet.
Abelard stared at it with a terrible dread, and then, because he suffered from an insatiable urge to
taxonomize, asked, What in God’s name do you call that?
We call it the pulpo, one of the guards said.
They spent all night showing him how it worked.
It was three days before Socorro could track down her husband and another five days before she
received permission from the capital to visit. The visiting room where Socorro awaited her husband
seemed to have been fashioned from a latrine. There was only one sputtering kerosene lamp and it
looked as though a number of people had taken mountainous shits in the comer. An intentional
humiliation that was lost on Socorro; she was too overwrought to notice. After what felt like an hour
(again, another señora would have protested, but Socorro bore the shit-smell and the darkness and
the no chair stoically), Abelard was brought in handcuffed. He’d been given an undersized shirt and
an undersized pair of pants; he was shuffling as though afraid that something in his hands or in his
pockets might fall out. Only been inside a week but already he looked frightful. His eyes were
blackened; his hands and neck covered in bruises and his tom lip had swollen monstrously, was the
color of the meat inside your eye. The night before, he had been interrogated by the guards, and
they had beaten him mercilessly with leather truncheons; one of his testicles would be permanently
shriveled from the blows.
Poor Socorro. Here was a woman whose lifelong preoccupation had been calamity. Her mother
was a mute; her drunk father frittered away the family’s middle-class patrimony, one tarea at a time,
until their holdings had been reduced to a shack and some chickens and the old man was forced to
work other people’s land, condemned to a life of constant movement, poor health, and broken
hands; it was said that Pa Socorro had never recovered from seeing his own father beaten to death
by a neighbor who also happened to be a sergeant in the police. Socorro’s childhood had been about
missed meals and cousin-clothes, about seeing her father three, four times a year, visits where he
didn’t talk to anybody; just lay in his room drunk.
Socorro became an ‘anxious’ muchacha; for a time she thinned her hair by pulling it, was
seventeen when she caught Abelard’s eye in a training hospital but didn’t start menstruating until a
year after they were married. Even as an adult, Socorro was in the habit of waking up in the middle
of the night in terror, convinced that the house was on fire, would rush from room to room,
expecting to be greeted by a carnival of flame. When Abelard read to her from his newspapers she
took special interest in earthquakes and fires and floods and cattle stampedes and the sinking of
ships. She was the family’s first catastrophist, would have made Cuvier proud.
What had she been expecting, while she fiddled with the buttons on her dress, while she shifted
the purse on her shoulder and tried not to unbalance her Macy’s hat? A mess, un toyo certainly, but
not a husband looking nearly destroyed, who shuffled like an old man, whose eyes shone with the
sort of fear that is not easily shed. It was worse than she, in all her apocalyptic fervor, had imagined.
It was the Fall. When she placed her hands on Abelard he began to cry very loudly, very shamefully. Tears
streamed down his face as he tried to tell her all that had happened to him.
It wasn’t long after that visit that Socorro realized that she was pregnant. With Abelard’s Third
and Final Daughter.
Zafa or fukú?
You tell me.
There would always be speculation. At the most basic level, did he say it, did he not? (Which is
another way of asking: Did he have a hand in his own destruction?) Even the family was divided. La
Inca adamant that her cousin had said nothing; it had all been a setup, orchestrated by Abelard’s
enemies to strip the family of their wealth, their properties, and their businesses. Others were not so
sure. He probably had said something that night at the club, and unfortunately for him he’d been
overheard by the Jefe’s agents. No elaborate plot, just drunken stupidity. As for the carnage that
followed: que se yo — just a lot of bad luck.
Most of the folks you speak to prefer the story with a supernatural twist. They believe that not
only did Trujillo want Abelard’s daughter, but when he couldn’t snatch her, out of spite he put a fukú
on the family’s ass. Which is why all the terrible shit that happened happened.
So which was it? you ask. An accident, a conspiracy, or a fukú? The only answer I can give you is
the least satisfying: you’ll have to decide for yourself. What’s certain is that nothing’s certain. We
are trawling in silences here. Trujillo and Company didn’t leave a paper trail — they didn’t share
their German contemporaries’ lust for documentation. And it’s not like the fukú itself would leave a
memoir or anything. The remaining Cabrals ain’t much help, either; on all matters related to
Abelard’s imprisonment and to the subsequent destruction of the clan there is within the family a
silence that stands monument to the generations, that sphinxes all attempts at narrative
reconstruction. A whisper here and there but nothing more.
Which is to say if you’re looking for a full story, I don’t have it. Oscar searched for it too, in his last
days, and it’s not certain whether he found it either.
Let’s be honest, though. The rap about The Girl Trujillo Wanted is a pretty common one on the
≡ Anacaona, a.k.a. the Golden Flower. One of the Founding Mothers of the New World and the most beautiful Indian in
the World. (The Mexicans might have their Malinche, but we Dominicans have our Anacaona.) Anacaona was the wife
of Caonabo, one of the five caciques who ruled our Island at the time of the ‘Discovery’. In his accounts, Bartolomé de
las Casas described her as ‘a woman of great prudence and authority, very courtly and gracious in her manner of
speaking and her gestures’. Other witnesses put it more succinctly: the chick was hot and, it would turn out, warriorbrave. When the Euros started going Hannibal Lecter on the Tainos, they killed Anacaona’s husband (which is another
story). And like all good warrior-women she tried to rally her people, tried to resist, but the Europeans were the
original fukú, no stopping them. Massacre after massacre after massacre. Upon being captured, Anacaona tried to
parley, saying: ‘Killing is not honorable, neither does violence redress our honor. Let us build a bridge of love that our
enemies may cross, leaving their footprints for all to see’. The Spanish weren’t trying to build no bridges, though. After
a bogus trial they hung brave Anacaona. In Santo Domingo, in the shadow of one of our first churches. The End.
A common story you hear about Anacaona in the DR is that on the eve of her execution she was offered a chance to
save herself: all she had to do was marry a Spaniard who was obsessed with her. (See the trend? Trujillo wanted the Mirabal Sisters, and the Spaniard wanted Anacaona.) Offer that choice to a contemporary Island girl and see how fast
she fills out that passport application. Anacaona, however, tragically old-school, was reported to have said, Whitemen,
kiss my hurricane ass! And that was the end of Anacaona. The Golden Flower. One of the Founding Mothers of the New World and the most beautiful Indian in the World.
As common as krill. (Not that krill is too common on the Island but you get the drift.) So common
that Mario Vargas Llosa didn’t have to do much except open his mouth to sift it out of the air.
There’s one of these belaco tales in almost everybody’s hometown. It’s one of those easy stories
because in essence it explains it all. Trujillo took your houses, your properties, put your pops and
your moms in jail? Well, it was because he wanted to fuck the beautiful daughter of the house! And
your family wouldn’t let him!
Shit really is perfect. Makes for plenty of fun reading.
But there’s another, less-known, variant of the Abelard vs. Trujillo narrative. A secret history that
claims that Abelard didn’t get in trouble because of his daughter’s culo or because of an imprudent
This version contends that he got in trouble because of a book.
(Cue the theremin, please.)
Sometime in 1944 (so the story goes), while Abelard was still worried about whether he was in
trouble with Trujillo, he started writing a book about — what else? — Trujillo. By 1945 there was
already a tradition of ex-officials writing tell-all books about the Trujillo regime. But that apparently
was not the kind of book Abelard was writing. His shit, if we are to believe the whispers, was an
expose of the supernatural roots of the Trujillo regime! A book about the Dark Powers of the
President, a book in which Abelard argued that the tales the common people told about the
president — that he was supernatural, that he was not human — may in some ways have been true.
That it was possible that Trujillo was, if not in fact, then in principle, a creature from another world!
I only wish I could have read that thing. (I know Oscar did too.) That shit would have been one
wild mother-fucking ride. Alas, the grimoire in question (so the story goes) was conveniently
destroyed after Abelard was arrested. No copies survive. Not his wife or his children knew about its
existence, either. Only one of the servants who helped him collect the folktales on the sly, etc., etc. What can I tell you? In Santo Domingo a story is not a story unless it casts a supernatural shadow. It
was one of those fictions with a lot of disseminators but no believers. Oscar, as you might imagine,
found this version of the Fall very very attractive. Appealed to the deep structures in his nerd brain. Mysterious books, a supernatural, or perhaps alien, dictator who had installed himself on the first
Island of the New World and then cut it off from everything else, who could send a curse to destroy
his enemies — that was some New Age Lovecraft shit.
The Lost Final Book of Dr. Abelard Luis Cabral. I’m sure that this is nothing more than a figment
of our Island’s hypertrophied voodoo imagination. And nothing less. The Girl Trujillo Wanted might
be trite as far as foundation myths go but at least it’s something you can really believe in, no?
Strange, though, that when all was said and done, Trujillo never went after Jackie, even though he
had Abelard in his grasp. He was known to be unpredictable, but still, it’s odd, isn’t it?
Also strange that none of Abelard’s books, not the four he authored or the hundreds he owned,
survive. Not in an archive, not in a private collection. Not a one. All of them either lost or destroyed.
Every paper he had in his house was confiscated and reportedly burned. You want creepy? Not one
single example of his handwriting remains. I mean, OK, Trujillo was thorough. But not one scrap of
paper with his handwriting? That was more than thorough. You got to fear a motherfucker or what
he’s writing to do something like that.
But hey, it’s only a story, with no solid evidence, the kind of shit only a nerd could love.
No matter what you believe: in February 1946, Abelard was officially convicted of all charges and
sentenced to eighteen years. Eighteen years! Gaunt Abelard dragged from the courtroom before he
could say a word. Socorro, immensely pregnant, had to be restrained from attacking the judge. Maybe you’ll ask, Why was there was no out cryin the papers, no actions among the civil rights
groups, no opposition parties rallying to the cause? Nigger, please: there were no papers, no civil
rights groups, no opposition parties; there was only Trujillo. And talk about jurisprudence: Abelard’s
lawyer got one phone call from the Palacio and promptly dropped the appeal. It’s better we say
nothing, he advised Socorro. He’ll live longer. Say nothing, say everything — it didn’t matter. It was
the Fall. The fourteen-room house in La Vega, the luxurious apartment in Santiago, the stables in
which you could comfortably billet a dozen horses, the two prosperous supermercados and the
string off fíncas vanished in the detonation, were all confiscated by the Trujillato and ended up
dispersed among the Jefe and his minions, two of whom had been out with Abelard the night he said
the Bad Thing. (I could reveal their names but I believe you already know one of them; he was a
certain trusted neighbor.) But no disappearance was more total, more ultimate, than Abelard’s.
Losing your house and all your properties, that was par for the course with the Trujillato — but
the arrest (or if you’re more into the fantastic: that book) precipitated an unprecedented downturn
in the family fortune. Tripped, at some cosmic level, a lever against the family. Call it a whole lot of
bad luck, outstanding karmic debt, or something else. (Fukú?) Whatever it was, the shit started
coming at the family something awful and there are some people who would say it’s never ever
The family claims the first sign was that Abelard’s third and final daughter, given the light early on
in her father’s capsulization, was born black. And not just any kind of black. But black black —
kongo-black, shango-black, kali-black, zapote-black, rekha-black — and no amount of fancy
Dominican racial legerdemain was going to obscure the fact. That’s the kind of culture I belong to:
people took their child’s black complexion as an ill omen.
You want a real first sign?
Not two months after giving birth to the third and final daughter (who was named Hypatia Belicia
Cabral) Socorro, perhaps blinded by her grief: by her husband’s disappearance, by the fact that all
her husband’s family had begun avoiding them like, well, a fukú, by postpartum depression, stepped
in front of a speeding ammunition truck and was dragged nearly to the front of La Casa Amarilla
before the driver realized something was wrong. If she wasn’t dead on impact she was certainly
dead by the time they pried her body from the truck’s axles.
It was the very worst kind of luck, but what could be done? With a dead mom and a dad in prison,
with the rest of the family scarce (and I mean Trujillo-scarce), the daughters had to be divvied up
among whoever would take them. Jackie got sent to her wealthy godparents in La Capital, while
Astrid ended up with relatives in Sanjuan de la Maguana.
They never saw each other or their father again.
Even those among you who don’t believe in fukú’s of any kind might have wondered what in
Creation’s name was going on. Shortly after Socorro’s horrible accident, Esteban the Gallo, the
family’s number-one servant, was fatally stabbed outside a cabaret; the attackers were never found.
Lydia perished soon after, some say of grief: others of a cancer in her womanly parts. Her body was
not found for months. After all, she lived alone.
In 1948, Jackie, the family’s Golden Child, was found drowned in her godparents’ pool. The pool
that had been drained down to its last two feet of water. Up to that point she’d been unflaggingly
cheerful, the sort of talkative negra who could have found a positive side to a mustard-gas attack.
Despite her traumas, despite the circumstances around her separation from her parents, she
disappointed no one, exceeded all expectations. She was number one in her class academically,
beating out even the private-school children of the American Colony, so off-the-hook intelligent she
made a habit of correcting her teachers’ mistakes on exams. She was captain of the debate team,
captain of the swim team, and in tennis had no equal, was fucking golden. But never got over the
Fall or her role in it, was how people explained it. (Though how odd is it that she was accepted to
medical school in France three days before she ‘killed herself’ and from all evidence couldn’t wait to
be gone from Santo Domingo.)
Her sister, Astrid — we scarcely knew you, babe — wasn’t much luckier. In 1951, while praying in
a church in San Juan, where she lived with her tíos, a stray bullet flew down the aisle and struck her
in the back of the head, killing her instantly. No one knew where the bullet had come from. No one
even recalled hearing a weapon discharge.
Of the original family quartet, Abelard lived the longest. Which is ironic since nearly everyone in
his circle, including La Inca, believed the government when they announced in 1953 that he was
dead. (Why did they do this? Because.) It was only after he died for real that it was revealed that
he’d been in Nigüa prison all along. Served fourteen straight years in Trujillo’s justice. What a
≡ Nigüa and El Pozo de Nagua were death camps — Ultamos — considered the worst prisons in the New World. Most
niggers who ended up in Nigüa during the Trujillato never left alive, and those who did probably wished they hadn’t.
The father of one of my friends spent eight years in Nigüa for failing to show proper deference toward the Jefe’s father,
and he once spoke of a fellow prisoner who made the mistake of complaining to his jailers about a toothache. The
guards shoved a gun in his mouth and blew his brains into orbit. I bet it don’t hurt now, the guards guffawed. (The one
who actually committed the murder was known thereafter as El Dentista.) Nigüa had many famous alumni, including
the writer Juan Bosch, who would go on to become Exiled Anti-Trujillista Number One and eventually president of the
Dominican Republic. As Juan Isidro Jiménes Grullón said in his book Una Gestapo en América, ‘es mejor tener cien
niguas en un pie que un pie en Nigüa’.
A thousand tales I could tell you about Abelard’s imprisonment — a thousand tales to wring the
salt from your mother-fucking eyes — but I’m going to spare you the anguish, the torture, the
loneliness, and the sickness of those fourteen wasted years, spare you in fact the events and leave
you with only the consequences (and you should wonder, rightly, if I’ve spared you anything).
In 1960, at the height of the clandestine resistance movement against Trujillo, Abelard underwent
a particularly gruesome procedure. He was manacled to a chair, placed out in the scorching sun,
and then a wet rope was cinched cruelly about his forehead. It was called La Corona, a simple but
horribly effective torture. At first the rope just grips your skull, but as the sun dries and tightens it,
the pain becomes unbearable, would drive you mad. Among the prisoners of the Trujillato few
tortures were more feared. Since it neither killed you nor left you alive. Abelard survived it but was
never the same. Turned him into a vegetable. The proud flame of his intellect extinguished. For the
rest of his short life he existed in an imbecilic stupor, but there were prisoners who remembered
moments when he seemed almost lucid, when he would stand in the fields and stare at his hands
and weep, as if recalling that there was once a time when he had been more than this. The other
prisoners, out of respect, continued to call El Doctor. It was said he died a couple of days before
Trujillo was assassinated. Buried in an unmarked grave somewhere outside of Nigüa. Oscar visited
the site on his last days. Nothing to report. Looked like every other scrabby field in Santo Domingo.
He burned candles, left flowers, prayed, and went back to his hotel. The government was supposed
to have erected a plaque to the dead of Nigüa Prison, but they never did.
THE THIRD AND FINAL DAUGHTER
What about the third and final daughter, Hypatia Belicia Cabral, who was only two months old
when her mother died, who never met her father, who was held by her sisters only a few times
before they too disappeared, who spent no time inside Casa Hatüey, who was the literal Child of the
What about her? She was not as easy to place as Astrid or Jackie; she was a newborn, after all,
and, well, the scuttlebutt around the family has it that as she was so dark no one on Abelard’s side
of the family would take her. To make matters worse, she was born bakiní — underweight, sickly.
She had problems crying, problems nursing, and no one outside the family wanted the dark child to
live. I know it’s taboo to make this accusation, but I doubt that anybody inside the family wanted her
to live, either. For a couple of weeks it was touch and go, and if it hadn’t been for a kindly darkskinned woman named Zoila who gave her some of her own baby’s breast milk and held her for
hours a day she probably wouldn’t have made it. By the end of her fourth month the baby seemed to
be staging a comeback. She was still bakiní central, but she was starting to put on weight, and her
crying, which before had sounded like a murmur from the grave, was growing more and more
piercing. Zoila (who had become a guardian angel of sorts) stroked the baby’s mottled head and
declared: Another six months, mi’jita, and you’ll be mas fuerte que Lílis.
Beli didn’t have six months. (Stability was not in our girl’s stars, only Change.) Without any
warning a group of Socorro’s distant relatives showed up and claimed the child, tore her clean out
of Zoila’s arms (the very same relatives Socorro had happily put behind her when she married
Abelard). I suspect these people hadn’t actually intended to take care of the girl for any length of
time, were only doing it because they expected some monetary reward from the Cabrals, and when
no loot was forthcoming, the Fall was total, the brutos passed the girl on to some even more distant
relatives on the outskirts of Azua. And here’s where the trail gets funky. These people in Azua
seemed to be some real wack jobs, what my moms calls salvages. After only a month of caring for
the unhappy infant, the moms of the family disappeared one afternoon with the baby, and when she
returned to her village the baby didn’t. She told her vecinos that the baby had died. Some people
believed her. Beli, after all, had been ailing for a while. The tiniest little negrita on the planet. fukú,
part three. But most folks figured that she had sold the girl to some other family. Back then, as now,
the buying and selling of children, common enough.
And that’s exactly what happened. Like a character in one of Oscar’s fantasy books, the orphan
(who may or may not have been the object of a supernatural vendetta) was sold to complete
strangers in another part of Azua. That’s right — she was sold. Became a criada, a restavek. Lived
anonymously among the poorest sectors on the Island, never knowing who her real people were, and
subsequently she was lost from sight for a long long time.↓
≡ I lived in Santo Domingo only until I was nine, and even I knew criadas. Two of them lived in the callejón behind our
house, and these girls were the most demolished, overworked human beings I’d known at that time. One girl, Sobeida,
did all the cooking, all the cleaning, fetched all the water, and took care of two infants for a family of eight — and
chickie was only seven years old! She never went to school, and if my brother’s first girlfriend, Yohana, hadn’t taken
the time — stolen behind her people’s back — to teach her her ABCs, she wouldn’t have known nada. Every year I
came home from the States, it was the same thing; quiet hardworking Sobeida would stop in for a second to say a word
to my abuela and my mother (and also to watch a couple of minutes of a novela) before running off to finish her next
chore. (My mother always brought her a gift of cash; the one time she brought her a dress, her ‘people’ were wearing
it the next day.) I tried to talk to her, of course Mr. Community Activist — but she would skitter away from me and my
stupid questions. What can you two talk about? my moms demanded. La probrecita can’t even write her own name.
And then when she was fifteen, one of the callejón idiots knocked her up, and now, my mother tells me, the family has
got her kid working for them too, bringing in the water for his mother.
The next time she appears is in 1955. As a whisper in La Inca’s ear.
I think we should be very clear and very honest about La Inca’s disposition during the period we
have been calling the Fall. Despite some claims that she was living in exile in Puerto Rico during the
Fall, La Inca was in fact in Baní, isolated from her family, mourning the death of her husband three
years earlier. (Point of clarification for the conspiracy-minded: his death occurred before the Fall, so
he was definitely not a victim of it.) Those early years of her mourning had been bad; her hubby the
only person she had ever loved, who had ever really loved her, and they’d been married only months
before he passed. She was lost in the wilderness of her grief: so when word came down that her
cousin Abelard was in Big Trouble with Trujillo, La Inca, to her undying shame, did nothing. She was
in such pain. What could she have done? When news reached her of the death of Socorro and the
dispersal of the daughters, she still, to her everlasting shame, did nothing. Let the rest of the family
figure it out. It wasn’t until she heard that both Jackie and Astrid had passed that she finally pulled
herself out of her malaise long enough to realize that dead husband or no dead husband, mourning
or no mourning, she had failed utterly in her responsibility toward her cousin, who had always been
kind to her, and who had supported her marriage when the rest of the family did not. This revelation
both shamed and mortified La Inca. She got herself cleaned up and went looking for the Third and
Final Daughter — but when she got to the family in Azua that had bought the girl, they showed her a
little grave, and that was it. She had powerful suspicions about this evil family, about the girl, but
since she wasn’t a psychic, or a CSI, there was nothing she could do. She had to accept that the girl
had perished, and that it was, in part, her fault. One good thing about that shame and that guilt: it
blew her out of her mourning. She came back to life. Opened up a string of bakeries. Dedicated
herself to serving her customers. Every now and then would dream about the little negrita, the last
of her dead cousin’s seed. Hi, tía, the girl would say, and La Inca would wake up with a knot in her
And then it was 1955. The Year of the Benefactor. La Inca’s bakeries were kicking ass, she had
reestablished herself as a presence in her town, when one fine day she heard an astonishing tale. It
seems that a little campesina girl living in Outer Azua had tried to attend the new rural school the
Trujillato had built out there but her parents, who weren’t her parents, didn’t want her to attend.
The girl, though, was immensely stubborn, and the parents who weren’t her parents flipped when
the girl kept skipping out on work to attend classes, and in the ensuing brawl the poor muchachita
got burned, horribly; the father, who was not her father, splashed a pan of hot oil on her naked back.
The burn nearly killing her. (In Santo Domingo good news might travel like thunder, but bad news
travels like light.) And the wildest part of the story? Rumor had it that this burned girl was a relative
of La Inca!
How could that be possible? La Inca demanded. Do you remember your cousin who was the doctor
up in La Vega? The one who went to prison for saying the Bad Thing about Trujillo? Well, fulano,
who knows fulano, who knows fulano, said that that little girl is his daughter!
For two days she didn’t want to believe. People were always starting rumors about everything in
Santo Domingo. Didn’t want to believe that the girl could have survived, could be alive in Outer
Azua, of all places!↓
≡ Those of you who know the Island (or are familiar with Kinito Mendez’s oeuvre) know exactly the landscape I’m
talking about. These are not the campos that your folks rattle on about. These are not the guanábana campos of our
dreams. Outer Azua is one of the poorest areas in the DR; it is a wasteland, our own homegrown sertão, resembled the
irradiated terrains from those end-of-the-world scenarios that Oscar loved so much — outer Azua was the Outland, the
Badlands, the Cursed Earth, the Forbidden Zone, the Great Wastes, the Desert of Glass, the Burning Lands, the Dobenal, it was Salusa Secundus, it was Ceti Alpha Six, it was Tatooine. Even the residents could have passed for survivors of
some not-so-distant holocaust. The poor ones — and it was with these infelices that Beli had lived often wore rags,
walked around barefoot, and lived in homes that looked like they’d been constructed from the detritus of the former
world. If you would have dropped Astronaut Taylor amongst these folks he would have fallen to the ground and
bellowed, You finally did it! (No, Charlton, it’s not the End of the World, it’s just Outer Azua.) The only non-thorn noninsect non-lizard life-forms that thrived at these latitudes were the Alcoa mining operations and the region’s famous
goats (los que brincan las Himalayas y cagan en la bandera de España).
Outer Azua was a dire wasteland indeed. My moms, a contemporary of Belicia, spent a record-breaking fifteen years
in Outer Azua. And while her childhood was far nicer than Beli’s she nevertheless reports that in the early fifties these
precincts were full of smoke, inbreeding, intestinal worms, twelve-year-old brides, and full on whippings. Families
were Glasgow-ghetto huge because, she claims, there was nothing to do after dark and because infant mortality rates
were so extreme and calamities so vast you needed a serious supply of reinforcements if you expected your line to
continue. A child who hadn’t escaped a close brush with Death was looked at askance. (My mom survived a rheumatic
fever that killed her favorite cousin; by the time her own fever broke and she regained consciousness, my abuelos had
already bought the coffin they expected to bury her in.)
For two nights she slept poorly, had to medicate herself with marijuana, and finally, after dreaming
of her dead husband and as much to settle her own conscience as anything, La Inca asked her
neighbor and number one dough-kneader, Carlos Moya (the man who had once kneaded her dough,
before running off and getting married) to drive her to where this girl was supposed to live. If she is
my cousin’s daughter I will know her just by looking at her, she announced. Twenty-four hours later
La Inca returned with an impossibly tall, impossibly skinny half-dead Belicia in tow, La Inca’s mind
firmly and permanently set against both campos and their inhabitants. Not only had these savages
burned the girl, they proceeded to punish her further by locking her in a chicken coop at night! At
first they hadn’t wanted to bring her out. She can’t be your family, she’s a prieta. But La Inca
insisted, used the Voice on them, and when the girl emerged from the coop, unable to unbend her
body because of the burn, La Inca had stared into her wild furious eyes and seen Abelard and
Socorro staring back at her. Forget the black skin — it was her. The Third and Final Daughter.
Thought lost, now found.
I am your real family, La Inca said forcefully. I am here to save you.
And so, in a heartbeat, by a whisper, were two lives irrevocably changed. La Inca installed Beli in
the spare room in her house where her husband had once taken his naps and worked on his
carvings. Filed the paperwork to give the girl an identity, called in the doctors. The girl’s burns were
unbelievably savage. (One hundred and ten hit points minimum.) A monster glove of festering
ruination extending from the back of her neck to the base of her spine. A bomb crater, a world-scar
like those of a hibakusha. As soon as she could wear real clothes again, La Inca dressed the girl and
had her first real photo taken out in front of the house.
Here she is: Hypatia Belicia Cabral, the Third and Final Daughter. Suspicious, angry, scowling,
uncommunicative, a wounded hungering campesina, but with an expression and posture that
shouted in bold, gothic letters: DEFIANT.
Darkskinned but clearly her family’s daughter. Of this there was no doubt. Already taller than
Jackie in her prime. Her eyes exactly the same color as those of the father she knew nothing about.
FORGET ME NAUT
Of those nine years (and of the Burning) Beli did not speak. It seems that as soon as her days in
Outer Azua were over, as soon as she reached Baní, that entire chapter of her life got slopped into
those containers in which governments store nuclear waste, triple-sealed by industrial lasers and
deposited in the dark, uncharted trenches of her soul. It says a lot about Beli that for forty years she
never leaked word one about that period of her life: not to her madre, not to her friends, not to her
lovers, not to the Gangster, not to her husband. And certainly not to her beloved children, Lola and
Oscar. Forty years. What little anyone knows about Beli’s Azua days comes exclusively from what La
Inca heard the day she rescued Beli from her so-called parents. Even today La Inca rarely saying
anything more than Casi la acabaron.
In fact, I believe that, barring a couple of key moments, Beli never thought about that life again.
Embraced the amnesia that was so common throughout the Islands, five parts denial, five parts
negative hallucination. Embraced the power of the Untilles. And from it forged herself anew.
But enough. What matters is that in Baní, in La Inca’s house, Belicia Cabral found Sanctuary. And
in La Inca, the mother she never had. Taught the girl to read, write, dress, eat, behave normally. La
Inca a finishing school on fast-forward; for here was a woman with a civilizing mission, a woman
driven by her own colossal feelings of guilt, betrayal, and failure. And Beli, despite all that she’d
endured (or perhaps because of it), turned out to be a most apt pupil. Took to La Inca’s civilizing
procedures like a mongoose to chicken. By the end of Sanctuary’s first year, Beli’s rough lines had
been kneaded out; she might have cursed more, had more of a temper, her movements more
aggressive and unrestrained, had the merciless eyes of a falcon, but she had the posture and speech
(and arrogance) of una muchacha respetable. And when she wore long sleeves the scar was only
visible on her neck (the edge of a larger ruination certainly, but greatly reduced by the cut of the
cloth).This was the girl who would travel to the U.S. in 1962, whom Oscar and Lola would never
know. La Inca the only one to have seen Beli at her beginnings, when she slept fully dressed and
screamed in the middle of the night, who saw her before she constructed a better self one with
Victorian table manners and a disgust of filth and poor people.
Theirs, as you might imagine, was an odd relationship. La Inca never sought to discuss Beli’s time
in Azua, would never refer to it, or to the Burning. She pretended it didn’t exist (the same way she
pretended that the poor slobs in her barrio didn’t exist when they, in fact, were overrunning the
place). Even when she greased the girl’s back, every morning and every night, La Inca only said,
Síentese aquí, señorita. It was a silence, a lack of probing, that Beli found most agreeable. (If only
the waves of feeling that would occasionally lap her back could be so easily forgotten.) Instead of
talking about the Burning, or Outer Azua, La Inca talked to Beli about her lost, forgotten past, about
her father, the famous doctor, about her mother, the beautiful nurse, about her sisters Jackie and
Astrid, and about that marvelous castle in the Cibao: Casa Hatüey.
They may never have become best friends — Beli too furious, La Inca too correct — but La Inca
did give Beli the greatest of gifts, which she would appreciate only much later; one night La Inca
produced an old newspaper, pointed to a photograph: This, she said, is your father and your mother.
This, she said, is who you are.
The day they opened their clinic: so young, both of them looking so serious.
For Beli those months truly were her one and only Sanctuary, a world of safety she never thought
possible. She had clothes, she had food, she had time, and La Inca never ever yelled at her. Not for
nothing, and didn’t let anybody else yell at her either. Before La Inca enrolled her in Colegio EI
Redentor with the richies, Beli attended the dusty, fly-infested public school with children three
years younger than her, made no friends (she couldn’t have imagined it any other way), and for the
first time in her life began to remember her dreams. It was a luxury she’d never dared indulge in,
and in the beginning they seemed as powerful as storms. She had the whole variety, from flying to
being lost, and even dreamt about the Burning, how her ‘father’s’ face had turned blank at the
moment he picked up the skillet. In her dreams she was never scared. Would only shake her head.
You’re gone, she said. No more.
There was a dream, however, that did haunt her. Where she walked alone through a vast, empty
house whose roof was being tattooed by rain. Whose house was it? She had not a clue. But she could
hear the voices of children in it.
At first year’s end, the teacher asked her to come to the board and fill in the date, a privilege that
only the ‘best’ children in the class were given. She is a giant at the board and in their minds the
children are calling her what they call her in the world: variations on La Prieta Quemada or La Fea
Quemada. When Beli sat down the teacher glanced over her scrawl and said, Well done, Senorita
Cabral! She would never forget that day, even when she became the Queen of Diaspora. Well done, Senorita Cabral! She would never forget. She was nine years, eleven months. It was the
Era of Trujillo.
Land of the Lost
THE DARK AGE
After graduation Oscar moved back home. Left a virgin, returned one. Took down his childhood
posters — Star Blazers, Captain Harlock — and tacked up his college ones — Akira and Terminator
2. Now that Reagan and the Evil Empire had ridden off into never-never land, Oscar didn’t dream
about the end no more. Only about the Fall. He put away his Aftermath! game and picked up Space
These were the early Clinton years but the economy was still sucking an eighties cock and he
kicked around, doing nada for al most seven months, went back to subbing at Don Bosco whenever
one of the teachers got sick. (Oh, the irony!) He started sending his stories and novels out, but no
one seemed interested. Still, he kept trying and kept writing. A year later the substituting turned
into a full-time job. He could have refused, could have made a ‘saving throw’ against Torture, but
instead he went with the flow. Watched his horizons collapse, told himself it didn’t matter.
Had Don Bosco, since last we visited, been miraculously transformed by the spirit of Christian
brotherhood? Had the eternal benevolence of the Lord cleansed the students of their vile? Negro,
please. Certainly the school struck Oscar as smaller now, and the older brothers all seemed to have
acquired the Innsmouth ‘look’ in the past five years, and there were a grip more kids of color — but
some things (like white supremacy and people-of-color self-hate) never change: the same charge of
gleeful sadism that he remembered from his youth still electrified the halls. And if he’d thought Don
Bosco had been the moronic inferno when he was young — try now that he was older and teaching
English and history. Jesú Santa Maria. A nightmare. He wasn’t great at teaching. His heart wasn’t in
it, and boys of all grades and dispositions shitted on him effusively. Students laughed when they
spotted him in the halls. Pretended to hide their sandwiches. Asked in the middle of lectures if he
ever got laid, and no matter how he responded they guffawed mercilessly. The students, he knew,
laughed as much at his embarrassment as at the image they had of him crushing, down on some
hapless girl. They drew cartoons of said crushings, and Oscar found these on the floor after class,
complete with dialogue bubbles. No, Mr. Oscar, no! How demoralizing was that? Every day he
watched the ‘cool’ kids torture the crap out of the fat, the ugly, the smart, the poor, the dark, the
black, the unpopular, the African, the Indian, the Arab, the immigrant, the strange, the feminino, the
gay — and in every one of these clashes he saw himself: In the old days it had been the whitekids
who had been the chief tormentors, but now it was kids of color who performed the necessaries.
Sometimes he tried to reach out to the school’s whipping boys, offer them some words of comfort,
You are not alone, you know, in this universe, but the last thing a freak wants is a helping hand from
another freak. These boys fled from him in terror. In a burst of enthusiasm he attempted to start a
science fiction and fantasy club, posted signs up in the halls, and for two Thursdays in a row he sat
in his classroom after school, his favorite books laid out in an attractive pattern, listened to the roar
of receding footsteps in the halls, the occasional shout of Beam me up! and Nanoo-Nanoo! outside
his door; then, after thirty minutes of nothing he collected his books, locked the room, and walked
down those same halls, alone, his footsteps sounding strangely dainty.
His only friend on the staff was another secular, a twenty-nine-year-old alterna-latina named
Nataly (yes, she reminded him of Jenni, minus the outrageous pulchritude, minus the smolder).
Nataly had spent four years in a mental hospital (nerves, she said) and was an avowed Wiccan. Her
boyfriend, Stan the Can, whom she’d met in the nuthouse (‘our honeymoon’), worked as an EMS
technician, and Nataly told Oscar that the bodies Stan the Can saw splattered on the streets turned
him on for some reason. Stan, he said, sounds like a very curious individual. You can say that again,
Nataly sighed. Despite Nataly’s homeliness and the medicated fog she inhabited, Oscar entertained
some pretty strange Harold Lauder fantasies about her. Since she was not hot enough, in his mind,
to date openly, he imagined them in one of those twisted bedroom-only relationships. He had these
images of walking into her apartment and ordering her to undress and cook grits for him naked.
Two seconds later she’d be kneeling on the tile of her kitchen in only an apron, while he remained
From there it only got weirder.
At the end of his first year, Nataly, who used to sneak whiskey during breaks, who introduced him
to Sandman and Eightball, and who borrowed a lot of money from him and never paid it back,
transferred to Ridgewood — Yahoo, she said in her usual deadpan, the suburbs — and that was the
end of their friendship. He tried calling a couple of times, but her paranoid boyfriend seemed to live
with the phone welded to his head, never seemed to give her any of his messages, so he let it fade,
let it fade.
Social life? Those first couple of years home he didn’t have one. Once a week he drove out to
Woodbridge Mall and checked the RPGs at the Game Room, the comic books at Hero’s World, the
fantasy novels at Waldenbooks. The nerd circuit. Stared at the toothpick-thin black girl who worked
at the Friendly’s, whom he was in love with but with whom he would never speak.
AI and Miggs — hadn’t chilled with them in a long time. They’d both dropped out of college,
Monmouth and Jersey City State respectively, and both had jobs at the Blockbuster across town.
Probably both end up in the same grave.
Maritza he didn’t see no more, either. Heard she’d married a Cuban dude, lived in Teaneck, had a
kid and everything.
And Olga? Nobody knew exactly. Rumor had it she tried to rob the local Safeway, Dana Plato style — hadn’t bothered to wear a mask even though everybody at the supermarket knew her and there
was talk that she was still in Middlesex, wouldn’t be getting out until they were all fifty.
No girls who loved him? No girls anywhere in his life?
Not a one. At least at Rutgers there’d been multitudes and an institutional pretense that allowed a
mutant like him to approach without causing a panic. In the real world it wasn’t that simple. In the
real world girls turned away in disgust when he walked past. Changed seats at the cinema, and one
woman on the cross-town bus even told him to stop thinking about her! I know what you’re up to,
she’d hissed. So stop it.
I’m the permanent bachelor, he wrote in a letter to his sister, who had abandoned Japan to come to
New York to be with me. There’s nothing permanent in the world, his sister wrote back. He pushed
his fist into his eye. Wrote: There is in me.
The home life? Didn’t kill him but didn’t sustain him, either. His moms, thinner, quieter, less
afflicted by the craziness of her youth, still the work-golem, still allowed her Peruvian boarders to
pack as many relatives as they wanted into the first floors. And tío Rudolfo, Fofo to his friends, had
relapsed to some of his hard pre-prison habits. He was on the caballo again, broke into lightning
sweats at dinner, had moved into Lola’s room, and now Oscar got to listen to him chickenboning his
stripper girlfriends almost every single night. Tío, he yelled out once, less bass on the headboard, if
you will. On the walls of his room do Rudolfo hung pictures of his first years in the Bronx, when he’d
been sixteen and wearing all the fly Willie Colón pimpshit, before he’d gone off to Vietnam, only
Dominican, he claimed, in the whole damned armed forces. And there were pictures of Oscar’s mom
and dad. Young. Taken in the two years of their relationship.
You loved him, he said to her.
She laughed. Don’t talk about what you know nothing about.
On the outside, Oscar simply looked tired, no taller, no fatter, only the skin under his eyes,
pouched from years of quiet desperation, had changed. Inside, he was in a world of hurt. He saw
black flashes before his eyes. He saw himself falling through the air. He knew what he was turning
into. He was turning into the worst kind of human on the planet: an old bitter dork. Saw himself at
the Game Room, picking through the miniatures for the rest of his life. He didn’t want this future
but he couldn’t see how it could be avoided, couldn’t figure his way out of it.
The Darkness. Some mornings he would wake up and not be able to get out of bed. Like he had a
ten-ton weight on his chest. Like he was under acceleration forces. Would have been funny if it
didn’t hurt his heart so. Had dreams that he was wandering around the evil planet Gordo, searching
for parts for his crashed rocketship, but all he encountered were burned-out ruins, each seething
with new debilitating forms of radiation. I don’t know what’s wrong with me, he said to his sister
over the phone. I think the word is crisis but every time I open my eyes all I see is meltdown. This
was when he threw students out of class for breathing, when he would tell his mother to fuck off:
when he couldn’t write a word, when he went into his tío’s closet and put the Colt up to his temple,
when he thought about the train bridge. The days he lay in bed and thought about his mother fixing
him his plate the rest of his life, what he’d heard her say to his tío the other day when she thought
he wasn’t around, I don’t care, I’m happy he’s here.
Afterward — when he no longer felt like a whipped dog inside, when he could pick up a pen
without wanting to cry — he would suffer from overwhelming feelings of guilt. He would apologize
to his mother. If there’s a goodness part of my brain, it’s like somebody had absconded with it. It’s
OK, hijo, she said. He would take the car and visit Lola. After a year in Brooklyn she was now in
Washington Heights, was letting her hair grow, had been pregnant once, a real moment of
excitement, but she aborted it because I was cheating on her with some girl. I have returned, he
announced when he stepped in the door. She told him it was OK too, would cook for him, and he’d
sit with her and smoke her weed tentatively and not understand why he couldn’t sustain this feeling
of love in his heart forever.
He began to plan a quartet of science-fiction fantasies that would be his crowning achievement. J.
R. R. Tolkien meets E. E. ‘Doc’ Smith. He went on long rides. He drove as far as Amish country,
would eat alone at a roadside diner, eye the Amish girls, imagine himself in a preacher’s suit, sleep
in the back of the car, and then drive home.
Sometimes at night he dreamed about the Mongoose.
(And in case you think his life couldn’t get any worse: one day he walked into the Game Room and
was surprised to discover that overnight the new generation of nerds weren’t buying role-playing
games anymore. They were obsessed with Magic cards! No one had seen it coming. No more
characters or campaigns, just endless battles between decks. All the narrative flensed from the
game, all the performance, just straight unadorned mechanics. How the fucking kids loved that shit!
He tried to give Magic a chance, tried to put together a decent deck, but it just wasn’t his thing.
Lost everything to an eleven-year-old punk and found himself not really caring. First sign that his
Age was coming to a close. When the latest nerdery was no longer compelling, when you preferred
the old to the new.)
OSCAR TAKES A VACATION
When Oscar had been at Don Bosco nearly three years, his moms asked him what plans he had for
the summer. The last couple of years his río had been spending the better part of July and August in
Santo Domingo and this year his mom had decided it was time to go with. I have not seen mi madre
in a long long time, she said quietly. I have many promesas to fulfill, so better now than when I’m
dead. Oscar hadn’t been home in years, not since his abuela’s number-one servant, bedridden for
months and convinced that the border was about to be reinvaded, had screamed out Haitians! and
then died, and they’d all gone to the funeral.
It’s strange. If he’d said no, nigger would probably still be OK. (If you call being fukú’d, being
beyond misery, OK.) But this ain’t no Marvel Comics What if? — speculation will have to wait —
time, as they say, is growing short. That May, Oscar was, for once, in better spirits. A couple of
months earlier, after a particularly nasty bout with the Darkness, he’d started another one of his
diets and combined it with long lumbering walks around the neighborhood, and guess what? The
nigger stuck with it and lost close on twenty pounds! A milagro! He’d finally repaired his ion drive;
the evil planet Gordo was pulling him back, but his fifties-style rocket, the Hijo de Sacrificio,
wouldn’t quit. Behold our cosmic explorer: eyes wide, lashed to his acceleration couch, hand over
his mutant heart.
He wasn’t svelte by any stretch of the imagination, but he wasn’t Joséph Conrad’s wife no more,
either. Earlier in the month he’d even spoken to a bespectacled black girl on a bus, said, So, you’re
into photosynthesis, and she’d actually lowered her issue of Cell and said, Yes, I am. So what if he
hadn’t ever gotten past Earth Sciences or if he hadn’t been able to convert that slight
communication into a number or a date? So what if he’d gotten off at the next stop and she hadn’t,
as he had hoped? Homeboy was, for the first time in ten years, feeling resurgent; nothing seemed to
bother him, not his students, not the fact that PBS had canceled Doctor Who, not his loneliness, not
his endless flow of rejection letters; he felt insuperable, and Santo Domingo summers…well, Santo
Domingo summers have their own particular allure, even for one as nerdy as Oscar.
Every summer Santo Domingo slaps the Diaspora engine into reverse, yanks back as many of its
expelled children as it can; airports choke with the overdressed; necks and luggage carousels groan
under the accumulated weight of that year’s cadenas and paquetes, and pilots fear for their planes — overburdened beyond belief — and for themselves; restaurants, bars, clubs, theaters, malecones,
beaches, resorts, hotels, moteles, extra rooms, barrios, colonias, campos, ingenios swarm with
quisqueyanos from the world over. Like someone had sounded a general reverse evacuation order:
Back home, everybody! Back home! From Washington Heights to Roma, from Perth Amboy to Tokyo,
from Brijeporr to Amsterdam, from Lawrence to San Juan; this is when basic thermodynamic
principle gets modified so that reality can now reflect a final aspect, the picking-up of big-assed girls
and the taking of said to moteles; it’s one big party; one big party for everybody but the poor, the
dark, the jobless, the sick, the Haitian, their children, the bateys, the kids that certain Canadian,
American, German, and Italian tourists love to rape — yes, sir, nothing like a Santo Domingo
summer. And so for the first time in years Oscar said, My elder spirits have been talking to me, Ma. I
think I might accompany you. He was imagining himself in the middle of all that ass-getting,
imagining himself in love with an Island girl. (A brother can’t be wrong forever, can he?)
So abrupt a change in policy was this that even Lola quizzed him about it. You never go to Santo
Domingo. He shrugged. I guess I want to try something new.
THE CONDENSED NOTEBOOK OF A RETURN TO A
Family de León flew down to the Island on the fifteenth of June. Oscar scared shitless and excited,
but no one was funnier than their mother, who got done up like she was having an audience with
King Juan Carlos of Spain himself: If she’d owned a fur she would have worn it, anything to
communicate the distance she’d traveled, to emphasize how not like the rest of these dominicanos
she was. Oscar, for one, had never seen her looking so dolled-up and elegante. Or acting so
Belicia giving everybody a hard time, from the check-in people to the flight attendants, and when
they settled into their seats in first class (she was paying) she looked around as if scandalized: These
are not gente de calidad!
It was also reported that Oscar drooled on himself and didn’t wake up for the meal or the movie,
only when the plane touched down and everybody clapped.
What’s going on? he demanded, alarmed.
Relax, Mister. That just means we made it.
The beat-you-down heat was the same, and so was the fecund tropical smell that he had never
forgotten, that to him was more evocative than any madeleine, and likewise the air pollution and the
thousands of motos and cars and dilapidated trucks on the roads and the clusters of peddlers at
every traffic light (so dark, he noticed, and his mother said, dismissively, Maldito haitianos) and
people walking languidly with nothing to shade them from the sun and the buses that charged past
so overflowing with passengers that from the outside they looked like they were making a rush
delivery of spare limbs to some far-off war and the general ruination of so many of the buildings as if
Santo Domingo was the place that crumbled crippled concrete shells came to die — and the hunger
on some of the kids’ faces, can’t forget that — but also it seemed in many places like a whole new
country was materializing atop the ruins of the old one: there were now better roads and nicer
vehicles and brand-new luxury air-conditioned buses plying the longer routes to the Cibao and
beyond and U.S. fast-food restaurants (Dunkin’ Donuts and Burger King) and local ones whose
names and logos he did not recognize (Pollos Victorina and El Provocón NO.4) and traffic lights
everywhere that nobody seemed to heed. Biggest change of all? A few years back La Inca had moved
her entire operation to La Capital — we’re getting too big for Baní — and now the family had a new
house in Mirador Norte and six bakeries throughout the city’s outer zones. We’re capitalenos, his
cousin, Pedro Pablo (who had picked them up at the airport), announced proudly.
La Inca too had changed since Oscar’s last visit. She had always seemed ageless, the family’s very
own Galadriel, but now he could see that it wasn’t true. Nearly all her hair had turned white, and
despite her severe unbent carriage, her skin was finely crosshatched with wrinkles and she had to
put on glasses to read anything. She was still spry and proud and when she saw him, first time in
nearly seven years, she put her hands on his shoulders and said, Mi hijo, you have finally returned to
Hi, Abuela. And then, awkwardly: Bendición.
(Nothing more moving, though, than La Inca and his mother. At first saying nothing and then his
mother covering her face and breaking down, saying in this little-girl voice: Madre, I’m home. And
then the both of them holding each other and crying and Lola joining them and Oscar not knowing
what to do so he joined his cousin, Pedro Pablo, who was shuttling all the luggage from the van to
the patio de atrás.)
It really was astonishing how much he’d forgotten about the DR: the little lizards that were
everywhere, and the roosters in the morning, followed shortly by the cries of the plataneros and the
bacalao guy and his do Carlos Moya, who smashed him up that first night with shots of Brugal and
who got all misty at the memories he had of him and his sister. But what he had forgotten most of all
was how incredibly beautiful Dominican women were.
Duh, Lola said.
On the rides he took those first couple of days he almost threw his neck out. I’m in Heaven, he
wrote in his journal. Heaven? His cousin Pedro Pablo sucked his teeth with exaggerated disdain.
Esto aquí es un maldito infierno.
EVIDENCE OF A BROTHER’S PAST
In the pictures Lola brought home there are shots of Oscar in the back of the house reading
Octavia Buder, shots of Oscar on the Malecón with a bottle of Presidente in his hand, shots of Oscar
at the Columbus lighthouse, where half of Villa Duarte used to stand, shots of Oscar with Pedro
Pablo in Villa Juana buying spark plugs, shots of Oscar trying on a hat on the Conde, shots of Oscar
standing next to a burro in Baní, shots of Oscar next to his sister (she in a string bikini that could
have blown your corneas out). You can tell he’s trying too. He’s smiling a lot, despite the bafflement
in his eyes.
He’s also, you might notice, not wearing his fat-guy coat.
OSCAR GOES NATIVE
After his initial homecoming week, after he’d been taken to a bunch of sights by his cousins, after
he’d gotten somewhat used to the scorching weather and the surprise of waking up to the roosters
and being called Huascar by everybody (that was his Dominican name, something else he’d
forgotten), after he refused to succumb to that whisper that all long-term immigrants carry inside
themselves, the whisper that says You do not belong, after he’d gone to about fifty clubs and
because he couldn’t dance salsa, merengue, or bachata had sat and drunk Presidentes while Lola
and his cousins burned holes in the floor, after he’d explained to people a hundred times that he’d
been separated from his sister at birth, after he spent a couple of quiet mornings on his own,
writing, after he’d given out all his taxi money to beggars and had to call his cousin Pedro Pablo to
pick him up, after he’d watched shirtless shoeless seven-year-olds fighting each other for the scraps
he’d left on his plate at an outdoor cafe, after his mother took them all to dinner in the Zona Colonial
and the waiters kept looking at their party askance (Watch out, Mom, Lola said, they probably think
you’re Haitian — La única haitiana aquí eres ru, mi amor, she retorted), after a skeletal vieja
grabbed both his hands and begged him for a penny; after his sister had said, You think that’s bad,
you should see the bateys, after he’d spent a day in Baní (the campo where La Inca had been raised)
and he’d taken a dump in a latrine and wiped his ass with a com cob — now that’s entertainment, he
wrote in his journal — after he’d gotten somewhat used to the surreal whirligig that was life in La
Capital — the guaguas, the cops, the mind-boggling poverty, the Dunkin’ Donuts, the beggars, the
Haitians selling roasted peanuts at the intersections, the mind-boggling poverty, the asshole tourists
hogging up all the beaches, the Xica da Silva novelas where home-girl got naked every five seconds
that Lola and his female cousins were cracked on, the afternoon walks on the Conde, the mindboggling poverty, the snarl of streets and rusting zinc shacks that were the barrios populares, the
masses of niggers he waded through every day who ran him over if he stood still, the skinny
watchmen standing in front of stores with their broke-down shotguns, the music, the raunchy jokes
heard on the streets, the mind-boggling poverty, being pile-drived into the comer of a concho by the
combined weight off our other customers, the music, the new tunnels driving down into the bauxite
earth, the signs that banned donkey carts from the same tunnels — after he’d gone to Boca Chica
and Villa Mella and eaten so much chicharrones he had to throw up on the side of the road — now
that, his tío Rudolfo said, is entertainment — after his tío Carlos Moya berated him for having stayed
away so long, after his abuela berated him for having stayed away so long, after his cousins berated
him for having stayed away so long, after he saw again the unforgettable beauty of the Cibao, after
he heard the stories about his mother, after he stopped marveling at the amount of political
propaganda plastered up on every spare wall — Iadrones, his mother announced, one and all-after
the touched-in-the-head tío who’d been tortured during Balaguer’s reign came over and got into a
heated political argument with Carlos Moya (after which they both got drunk), after he’d caught his
first sunburn in Boca Chica, after he’d swum in the Caribbean, after tío Rudolfo had gotten him
blasted on marijuana de marisco, after he’d seen his first Haitians kicked off a guagua because
niggers claimed they ‘smelled,’ after he’d nearly gone nuts over all the bellezas he saw, after he
helped his mother install two new air conditioners and crushed his finger so bad he had dark blood
under the nail, after all the gifts they’d brought had been properly distributed, after Lola introduced
him to the boyfriend she’d dated as a teenager, now a capitaleño as well, after he’d seen the pictures
of Lola in her private-school uniform, a tall muchacha with heartbreak eyes, after he’d brought
flowers to his abuela’s number-one servant’s grave who had taken care of him when he was little,
after he had diarrhea so bad his mouth watered before each detonation, after he’d visited all the
rinky-dink museums in the capital with his sister, after he stopped being dismayed that everybody
called him gordo (and, worse, gringo), after he’d been overcharged for almost everything he wanted
to buy, after La Inca prayed over him nearly every morning, after he caught a cold because his
abuela set the air conditioner in his room so high, he decided suddenly and without warning to stay
on the Island for the rest of the summer with his mother and his tío. Not to go home with Lola. It
was a decision that came to him one night on the Malecón, while staring out over the ocean. What
do I have waiting for me in Paterson? he wanted to know. He wasn’t teaching that summer and he
had all his notebooks with him. Sounds like a good idea to me, his sister said. You need some time in
the patria. Maybe you’ll even find yourself a nice campesina. It felt like the right thing to do. Help
clear his head and his heart of the gloom that had filled them these months. His mother was less hot
on the idea but La Inca waved her into silence. Hijo, you can stay here all your life. (Though he
found it strange that she made him put on a crucifix immediately thereafter.)
So, after Lola flew back to the States (Take good care of yourself, Mister) and the terror and joy of
his return had subsided, after he settled down in Abuela’s house, the house that Diaspora had built,
and tried to figure out what he was going to do with the rest of his summer now that Lola was gone,
after his fantasy of an Island girlfriend seemed like a distant joke — Who the fuck had he been
kidding? He couldn’t dance, he didn’t have loot, he didn’t dress, he wasn’t confident, he wasn’t
handsome, he wasn’t from Europe, he wasn’t fucking no Island girls — after he spent one week
writing and (ironically enough) turned down his male cousins’ offer to take him to a whorehouse like
fifty times, Oscar fell in love with a semi-retired puta.
Her name was Ybón Pimentel. Oscar considered her the start of his real life.
She lived two houses over and, like the de Leóns, was a newcomer to Mirador Norte. (Oscar’s
moms had bought their house with double shifts at her two jobs. Ybón bought hers with double
shifts too, but in a window in Amsterdam.) She was one of those golden mulatas that Frenchspeaking Caribbeans call chabines, that my boys call chicas de oro; she had snarled, apocalyptic
hair, copper eyes, and was one whiteskinned relative away from jaba.
At first Oscar thought she was only a visitor, this tiny; slightly paunchy babe who was always highheeling it out to her Pathfinder. (She didn’t have the Nuevo Mundo wannabe American look of the
majority of his neighbors.) The two times Oscar bumped into her — during breaks in his writing he
would go for walks along the hot, bland cul-de-sacs, or sit at the local café — she smiled at him. And
the third time they saw each other — here, folks, is where the miracles begin — she sat at his table
and said: What are you reading? At first he didn’t know what was happening, and then he realized:
Holy Shit! A female was talking to him. (It was an unprecedented change in fortune, as though his
threadbare Skein of Destiny had accidentally gotten tangled with that of a doper, more fortunate
brother.) Turned out Ybón knew his abuela, gave her rides whenever Carlos Moya was out making
deliveries. You’re the boy in her pictures, she said with a sly smile. I was little, he said defensively.
And besides, that was before the war changed me. She didn’t laugh. That’s probably what it is. Well,
I have to go. On went the shades, up went the ass, out went the belleza. Oscar’s erection following
her like a dowser’s wand.
Ybón had attended the UASD a long time ago but she was no college girl, she had lines around her
eyes and seemed, to Oscar at least, mad open, mad worldly, had the sort of intense zipper-gravity
that hot middle-aged women exude effortlessly. The next time he ran into her in front of her house
(he had watched for her), she said, Good morning, Mr. de León, in English. How are you? I am well,
he said. And you? She beamed. I am well, thank you. He didn’t know what to do with his hands so he
laced them behind his back like a gloomy parson. And for a minute there was nothing and she was
unlocking her gate and he said, desperately, It is very hot. Ay sí, she said. And I thought it was just
my menopause. And then looking over her shoulder at him, curious perhaps at this strange
character who was trying not to look at her at all, or recognizing how in crush he was with her and
feeling charitable, she said, Come inside. I’ll give you a drink.
The casa near empty — his abuela’s crib was spare but this was on some next shit — Haven’t had
the time to move in yet, she said offhandedly — and because there wasn’t any furniture besides a
kitchen table, a chair, a bureau, a bed, and a TV, they had to sit on the bed. (Oscar peeped the
astrology books under the bed and a collection of Paulo Coelho’s novels. She followed his gaze and
said with a smile, Paulo Coelho saved my life.) She gave him a beer, had a double scotch, then for
the next six hours regaled him with tales from her life. You could tell she hadn’t had anyone to talk
to in a long time. Oscar reduced to nodding and trying to laugh when she laughed. The whole time
he was sweating bullets. Wondering if this is when he should try something. It wasn’t until midway
through their chat that it hit Oscar that the job Ybón talked so volubly about was prostitution. It was
Holy Shit! the Sequel. Even though putas were one of Santo Domingo’s premier exports, Oscar had
never been in a prostitute’s house in his entire life.
Staring out her bedroom window, he saw his abuela on her front lawn, looking for him. He wanted
to raise the window and call to her but Ybón didn’t allow for any interruptions.
Ybón was an odd odd bird. She might have been talkative, the sort of easygoing woman a brother
can relax around, but there was something slightly detached about her too; as though (Oscar’s
words now) she were some marooned alien princess who existed partially in another dimension; the
sort of woman who, cool as she was, slips out of your head a little too quickly, a quality she
recognized and was thankful for, as though she relished the short bursts of attention she provoked
from men, but not anything sustained. She didn’t seem to mind being the girl you called every
couple of months at eleven at night, just to see what she was ‘up to’. As much relationship as she
could handle. Reminds me of the morir-vivir plants we played with as kids, except in reverse.
Her Jedi mind-tricks did not, however, work on Oscar. When it came to girls, the brother had a
mind like a yogi. He latched on and stayed latched. By the time he left her house that night and
walked home through the Island’s million attack mosquitoes he was lost.
(Did it matter that Ybón started mixing Italian in with her Spanish after her fourth drink or that
she almost fell flat on her face when she showed him out? Of course not!)
He was in love.
His mother and his abuela met him at the door; excuse the stereotype, but both had their hair in
rolos and couldn’t believe his sinvergüencería. Do you know that woman’s a PUTA? Do you know she
bought that house CULEANDO?
For a moment he was overwhelmed by their rage, and then he found his footing and shot back, Do
you know her aunt was a JUDGE? Do you know her father worked for the PHONE COMPANY?
You want a woman, I’ll get you a good woman, his mother said, peering angrily out the window.
But that puta’s only going to take your money.
I don’t need your help. And she ain’t a puta.
La Inca laid one of her Looks of Incredible Power on him. Hijo, obey your mother.
For a moment he almost did. Both women focusing all their energies on him, and then he tasted
the beer on his lips and shook his head.
His do Rudolfo, who was watching the game on the TV, took that moment to call out, in his best
Grandpa Simpson voice: Prostitutes ruined my life. More miracles. The next morning Oscar woke up and despite the tremendous tidings in his heart,
despite the fact that he wanted to run over to Ybón’s house and shackle himself to her bed, he
didn’t. He knew he had to cogerlo con — take it easy, knew he had to rein in his lunatic heart or he
would blow it. Whatever it was. Of course the nigger was entertaining mad fantasies inside his head. What do you expect? He was a not-so-fat fatboy who’d never kissed a girl, never even lain in bed
with one, and now the world was waving a beautiful puta under his nose. Ybón, he was sure, was the
Higher Power’s last-ditch attempt to put him back on the proper path of Dominican male-itude. If he
blew this, well, it was back to playing Villains and Vigilantes for him. This is it, he told himself. His
chance to win. He decided to play the oldest card in the deck. The wait. So for one whole day he
moped around the house, tried to write but couldn’t, watched a comedy show where black
Dominicans in grass skirts put white Dominicans in safari outfits into cannibal cookpots and
everybody wondered aloud where their biscocho was. Scary. By noon he had driven Dolores, the
thirty-eight-year-old heavily scarred ‘muchacha’ who cooked and cleaned for the family, up a wall.
The next day at one he pulled on a clean chacabana and strolled over to her house. (Well, he sort
of trotted.) A red Jeep was parked outside, nose to nose with her Pathfinder. A Policía Nacional
plate. He stood in front of her gate while the sun stomped down on him. Felt like a stooge. Of course
she was married. Of course she had boyfriends. His optimism, that swollen red giant, collapsed
down to an obliterating point of gloom from which there was no escape. Didn’t stop him coming
back the next day but no one was home, and by the time he saw her again, three days later, he was
starting to think that she had warped back to whatever Forerunner world had spawned her. Where
were you? he said, trying not to sound as miserable as he felt. I thought maybe you fell in the tub or
something. She smiled and gave her ass a little shiver. I was making the patria strong, mi amor.
He had caught her in front of the TV, doing aerobics in a pair of sweat pants and what might have
been described as a halter-top. It was hard for him not to stare at her body. When she first let him in
she’d screamed, Oscar, querido! Come in! Come in!
A NOTE FROM YOUR AUTHOR
I know what Negroes are going to say. Look, he’s writing Suburban Tropical now. A puta and she’s
not an underage snort addicted mess? Not believable. Should I go down to the Feria and pick me up
a more representative model? Would it be better if I turned Ybón into this other puta I know, Jahyra,
a friend and a neighbor in Villa Juana, who still lives in one of those old-style pink wooden houses
with the zinc roof? Jahyra — your quintessential Caribbean puta, half cute, half not — who’d left
home at the age of fifteen and lived in Curazao, Madrid, Amsterdam, and Rome, who also has two
kids, who’d gotten an enormous breast job when she was sixteen in Madrid, bigger almost than
Luba from Love and Rockets (but not as big as Beli), who claimed, proudly, that her aparato had
paved half the streets in her mother’s hometown. Would it be better if I had Oscar meet Ybón at the
World Famous Lavacarro, where Jahyra works six days a week, where a brother can get his head
and his fenders polished while he waits, talk. about convenience? Would this be better? Yes?
But then I’d be lying. I know I’ve thrown a lot of fantasy and sci-fi in the mix but this is supposed
to be a true account of the Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao. Can’t we believe that an Ybón can
exist and that a brother like Oscar might be due a little luck after twenty-three years?
This is your chance. If blue pill, continue. If red pill, return to the Matrix.
THE GIRL FROM SABANA IGLESIA
In their photos, Ybón looks young. It’s her smile and the way she perks up her body for every shot
as if she’s presenting herself to the world, as if she’s saying, Ta-da, here I am, take it or leave it. She
dressed young too, but she was a solid thirty-six, perfect age for anybody but a stripper. In the closeups you can see the crow’s-feet, and she complained all the time about her little belly, the way her
breasts and her ass were starting to lose their firm, which was why, she said, she had to be in the
gym five days a week. When you’re sixteen a body like this is free; when you’re forty — pffft! — it’s a
full-time occupation. The third time Oscar came over, Ybón doubled up on the scotches again and
then took down her photo albums from the closet and showed him all the pictures of herself when
she’d been sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, always on a beach, always in an early-eighties bikini,
always with big hair, always smiling, always with her arms around some middle-aged eighties
yakoub. Looking at those old hairy blancos, Oscar couldn’t help but feel hopeful. (Let me guess, he
said, these are your uncles?) Each photo had a date and a place at the bottom and this was how he
was able to follow Ybón’s puta’s progress through Italy, Portugal, and Spain. I was so beautiful in
those days, she said wistfully. It was true, her smile could have put out a sun, but Oscar didn’t think
she was any less fine now, the slight declensions in her appearances only seemed to add to her
luster (the last bright before the fade) and he told her so.
You’re so sweet, mi amor. She knocked back another double and rasped, What’s your sign?
How lovesick he became! He stopped writing and began to go over to her house nearly every day,
even when he knew she was working, just in case she’d caught ill or decided to quit the profession
so she could marry him. The gates of his heart had swung open and he felt light on his feet, he felt
weightless, he felt lithe. His abuela steady gave him shit, told him that not even God loves a puta.
Yeah, his tío laughed, but everybody knows that God loves a puto. His tío seemed thrilled that he no
longer had a pájaro for a nephew. I can’t believe it, he said proudly. The palomo is finally a man. He
put Oscar’s neck in the NJ State Police-patented nigger-killer lock. When did it happen? I want to
play that date as soon I get home.
Here we go again: Oscar and Ybón at her house, Oscar and Ybón at the movies, Oscar and Ybón at
the beach. Ybón talked, voluminously, and Oscar slipped some words in too. Ybón told him about her
two sons, Sterling and Perfecto, who lived with their grandparents in Puerto Rico, whom she saw
only on holidays. (They’d known only her photo and her money the whole time she’d been in Europe,
and when she’d finally returned to the Island they were little men and she didn’t have the heart to
tear them from the only family they’d ever known. That would have made me roll my eyes, but Oscar
bought it hook, line, and sinker.) She told him about the two abortions she’d had, told him about the
time she’d been jailed in Madrid, told him how hard it was to sell your ass, asked, Can something be
impossible and not impossible at once? Talked about how if she hadn’t studied English at the UASD
she probably would have had it a lot worse. Told him of a trip she’d taken to Berlin in the company
of a rebuilt Brazilian trannie, a friend, how sometimes the trains would go so slow you could have
plucked a passing flower without disturbing its neighbors. She told him about her Dominican
boyfriend, the capitán, and her foreign boyfriends: the Italian, the German, and the Canadian, the
three benditos, how they each visited her on different months. You’re lucky they all have families,
she said. Or I’d have been working this whole summer. (He wanted to ask her not to talk about any
of these dudes but she would only have laughed. So all he said was, I could have shown them around
Zurza; I hear they love tourists, and she laughed and told him to play nice.) He, in turn, talked about
the one time he and his dork college buddies had driven up to Wisconsin for a gaming convention,
his only big trip, how they had camped out at a Winnebago reservation and drank Pabst with some
of the local Indians. He talked about his love for his sister Lola and what had happened to her. He
talked about trying to take his own life. This is the only time that Ybón didn’t say anything. Instead
she poured them both drinks and raised her glass. To life!
They never discussed the amount of time they spent together. Maybe we should get married, he
said once, not joking, and she said, I’d make a terrible wife. He was around so often that he even got
to see her in a couple of her notorious ‘moods,’ when her alien-princess part pushed to the fore and
she became very cold and uncommunicative, when she called him an idiot americano for spilling his
beer. On these days she opened her door and threw herself in bed and didn’t do anything. Hard to
be around her but he would say, Hey, I heard Jesus is down at the Plaza Central giving out condoms;
he’d convince her to see a movie, the going out and sitting in a theater seemed to put the princess in
partial check. Afterward she’d be a little easier; she’d take him to an Italian restaurant and no
matter how much her mood had improved she’d insist on drinking herself ridiculous. So bad he’d
have to put her in the truck and drive them home through a city he did not know. (Early on he hit on
this great scheme: he called Clives, the evangelical taxista his family always used, who would swing
by no sweat and lead him home.) When he drove she always put her head in his lap and talked to
him, sometimes in Italian, sometimes in Spanish, sometimes about the beatings the women had
given each other in prison, sometimes sweet stuff, and having her mouth so close to his nuts was
finer than one might imagine.
LA INCA SPEAKS
He didn’t meet her on the street like he told you. His cousins, los idiotas, took him to a cabaret
and that’s where he first saw her. And that’s where ella se metió por sus ojos.
YB&OACUTE;N, AS RECORDED BY OSCAR
I never wanted to come back to Santo Domingo. But after I was let go from jail I had trouble
paying back the people I owed, and my mother was sick, and so I just came back.
It was hard at first. Once you’ve been fuera, Santo Domingo is the smallest place in the world. But
if I’ve learned anything in my travels it’s that a person can get used to anything. Even Santo
WHAT NEVER CHANGES
Oh, they got close all right, but we have to ask the hard questions again: Did they ever kiss in her
Pathfinder? Did he ever put his hands up her super-short skirt? Did she ever push up against him
and say his name in a throaty whisper? Did he ever stroke that end-of-the-world tangle that was her
hair while she sucked him off? Did they ever fuck?
Of course not. Miracles only go so far. He watched her for the signs, signs that would tell him she
loved him. He began to suspect that it might not happen this summer, but already he had plans to
come back for Thanksgiving, and then for Christmas. When he told her, she looked at him strangely
and said only his name, Oscar, a little sadly.
She liked him, it was obvious, she liked it when he talked his crazy talk, when he stared at a new
thing like it might have been from another planet (like the one time she had caught him in the
bathroom staring at her soapstone — What the hell is this peculiar mineral? he said). It seemed to
Oscar that he was one of her few real friends. Outside the boyfriends, foreign and domestic, outside
her psychiatrist sister in San Cristóbal and her ailing mother in Sabana Iglesia, her life seemed as
spare as her house.
Travel light, was all she ever said about the house when he suggested he buy her a lamp or
anything, and he suspected that she would have said the same thing about having more friends. He
knew, though, that he wasn’t her only visitor. One day he found three discarded condom foils on the
floor around her bed, had asked, Are you having trouble with incubuses? She smiled without shame.
That’s one man who doesn’t know the word quit.
Poor Oscar. At night he dreamed that his rocketship, the Hijo de Sacrijicio, was up and off but that
it was heading for the Ana Obregón Barrier at the speed of light.
OSCAR AT THE RUBICON
At the beginning of August, Ybón started mentioning her boyfriend, the capitán, a lot more. Seems
he’d heard about Oscar and wanted to meet him. He’s really jealous, Ybón said rather weakly: Just
have him meet me, Oscar said. I make all boyfriends feel better about themselves. I don’t know,
Ybón said. Maybe we shouldn’t spend so much time together. Shouldn’t you be looking for a
I got one, he said. She’s the girlfriend of my mind.
A jealous Third World cop boyfriend? Maybe we shouldn’t spend so much time together? Any other
nigger would have pulled a Scooby-Doo double take — Eeuoooorr? — would have thought twice
about staying in Santo Domingo another day. Hearing about the capitán only served to depress him,
as did the spend-less-time crack. He never stopped to consider the fact that when a Dominican cop
says he wants to meet you he ain’t exactly talking about bringing you flowers.
One night not long after the condom-foil incident Oscar woke up in his overly air-conditioned room
and realized with unusual clarity that he was heading down that road again. The road where he
became so nuts over a girl he stopped thinking.
The road where very bad things happened. You should stop right now, he told himself. But he
knew, with lapidary clarity, that he wasn’t going to stop. He loved Ybón. (And love, for this kid, was a
geas, something that could not be shaken or denied.) The night before, she’d been so drunk that he
had to help her into bed, and the whole time she was saying, God, we have to be careful, Oscar, but
as soon as she hit the mattress she started writhing out of her clothes, didn’t care that he was there;
he tried not to look until she was under her covers but what he did see burned the edges of his eyes. When he turned to leave she sat up, her chest utterly and beautifully naked. Don’t go yet. Wait till
I’m asleep. He lay down next to her, on top of the sheets, didn’t walk home until it was starting to
get light out. He’d seen her beautiful chest and knew now that it was far too late to pack up and go
home like those little voices were telling him, far too late.
Two days later Oscar found his tío examining the front door. What’s the matter? His tío showed
him the door and pointed at the concrete-block wall on the other side of the foyer. I think somebody
shot at our house last night. He was enraged. Fucking Dominicans. Probably hosed the whole
neighborhood down. We’re lucky we’re alive.
His mother jabbed her finger into the bullet hole. I don’t consider this being lucky.
I don’t either, La Inca said, staring straight at Oscar.
For a second Oscar felt this strange tugging in the back of his head, what someone else might
have called Instinct, but instead of hunkering down and sifting through it he said, We probably
didn’t hear it because of all our air conditioners, and then he walked over to Ybón’s. They were
supposed to be going to the Duarte that day.
OSCAR GETS BEAT
In the middle of August Oscar finally met the capitán. But he also got his first kiss ever. So you
could say that day changed his life.
Ybón had passed out again (after giving him a long speech about how they had to give each other
‘space,’ which he’d listened to with his head down and wondered why she insisted on holding his
hand during dinner, then). It was super late and he’d been following Clives in the Pathfinder, the
usual routine, when some cops up ahead let Clives pass and then asked Oscar to please step out of
the vehicle. It’s not my truck, he explained, it’s hers. He pointed to the sleeping Ybón. We
understand, if you could pull over for a second. He did so, a little worried, but right then Ybón sat up
and stared at him with her light eyes. Do you know what I want, Oscar?
I am, he said, too afraid to ask.
I want, she said, moving into position, un beso.
And before he could say anything she was on him.
The first feel of woman’s body pressing against yours — who among us can ever forget that? And
that first real kiss — well, to be honest, I’ve forgotten both of these firsts, but Oscar never would.
For a second he was in disbelief. This is it, this is really it! Her lips plush and pliant, and her
tongue pushing into his mouth. And then there were lights all around them and he thought I’m going
to transcend! Transcendence is miiine! But then he realized that the two plainclothes who had
pulled them over — who both looked like they’d been raised on high-G planets, and whom we’ll call
Solomon Grundy and Gorilla Grod for simplicity’s sake were beaming their flashlights into the car.
And who was standing behind them, looking in on the scene inside the car with an expression of
sheer murder? Why, the capitán of course. Ybón’s boyfriend!
Grod and Grundy yanked him out of the car. And did Ybón fight to keep him in her arms? Did she
protest the rude interruption to their making out? Of course not. Homegirl just passed right out
The capitán. A skinny forty-something jabao standing near his spotless red Jeep, dressed nice, in
slacks and a crisply pressed white button-down, his shoes bright as scarabs. One of those tall,
arrogant, acerbically handsome niggers that most of the planet feels inferior to. Also one of those
very bad men that not even postmodernism can explain away. He’d been young during the Trujillato,
so he never got the chance to run with some real power, wasn’t until the North American Invasion
that he earned his stripes. Like my father, he supported the U.S. Invaders, and because he was
methodical and showed absolutely no mercy to the leftists, he was launched — no, vaulted — into
the top ranks of the military police. Was very busy under Demon Balaguer. Shooting at sindicatos
from the backseats of cars. Burning down organizers’ homes. Smashing in people’s faces with
The Twelve Years were good times for men like him. In 1974 he held an old woman’s head
underwater until she died (she’d tried to organize some peasants for land rights in San Juan); in
1977 he played mazel-tov on a fifteen-year-old boy’s throat with the heel of his Florsheim (another
Communist troublemaker, good fucking riddance). I know this guy well. He has family in Queens and
every Christmas he brings his cousins bottles of Johnnie Walker Black. His friends call him Fito, and
when he was young he wanted to be a lawyer, but then the calie scene about all that lawyering
So you’re the New Yorker. When Oscar saw the capitán’s eyes he knew he was in deep shit. The
capitán, you see, also had close-set eyes; these, though, were blue and terrible. (The eyes of Lee Van
Cleef!) If it hadn’t been for the courage of his sphincter, Oscar’s lunch and his dinner and his
breakfast would have whooshed straight out of him.
I didn’t do anything, Oscar quailed. Then he blurted out, I’m an American citizen.
The capitán waved away a mosquito. I’m an American citizen too. I was naturalized in the city of
Buffalo, in the state of New York.
I bought mine in Miami, Gorilla Grod said. Not me, Solomon Grundy lamented. I only have my
Please, you have to believe me, I didn’t do anything.
The capitán smiled. Motherfucker even had First World teeth. Do you know who I am? Oscar
nodded. He was inexperienced but he wasn’t dumb. You’re Ybón’s ex-boyfriend. I’m not her ex-novio,
you maldito parigüayo! the capitán screamed, the cords in his neck standing out like a Krikfalusi
She said you were her ex, Oscar insisted.
The capitán grabbed him by the throat.
That’s what she said, he whimpered.
Oscar was lucky; if he had looked like my pana, Pedro, the Dominican Superman, or like my boy
Benny, who was a model, he probably would have gotten shot right there. But because he was a
homely slob, because he really looked like un maldito parigüayo who had never had no luck in his
life, the capitán took Gollum-pity on him and only punched him a couple of times. Oscar, who had
never been ‘punched a couple of times’ by a military-trained adult, felt like he had just been run
over by the entire Steelers backfield circa 1977. Breath knocked out of him so bad he honestly
thought he was going to die of asphyxiation. The captain’s face appeared over his: If you ever touch
my mujer again I’m going to kill you, parigüayo, and Oscar managed to whisper, You’re the ex,
before Messrs. Grundy and Grod picked him up (with some difficulty), squeezed him back into their
Camry, and drove off. Oscar’s last sight of Ybón? The capitán dragging her out of the Pathfinder
cabin by her hair.
He tried to jump out of the car but Gorilla Grod elbowed him so hard that all the fight jumped
clean out of him. Nighttime in Santo Domingo. A blackout, of course. Even the Lighthouse out for
the night. Where did they take him? Where else. The cane-fields.
How’s that for eternal return? Oscar so bewildered and frightened he pissed himself.
Didn’t you grow up around here? Grundy asked his darker-skinned pal.
You stupid dick-sucker, I grew up in Puerto Plata.
Are you sure? You look like you speak a little French to me.
On the ride there Oscar tried to find his voice but couldn’t. He was too shook. (In situations like
these he had always assumed his secret hero would emerge and snap necks, a la Jim Kelly, but
clearly his secret hero was out having some pie.) Everything seemed to be moving so fast. How had
this happened? What wrong turn had he taken? He couldn’t believe it. He was going to die. He tried
to imagine Ybón at the funeral in her nearly see-through black sheath, but couldn’t. Saw his mother
and La Inca at the grave site. Didn’t we tell you? Didn’t we tell you? Watched Santo Domingo glide
past and felt impossibly alone. How could this be happening? To him? He was boring, he was fat,
and he was so very afraid. Thought about his mother, his sister, all the miniatures he hadn’t painted
yet, and started crying. You need to keep it down, Grundy said, but Oscar couldn’t stop, even when
he put his hands in his mouth.
They drove for a long time, and then finally, abruptly, they stopped. At the cane-fields Messrs.
Grod and Grundy pulled Oscar out of the car. They opened the trunk but the batteries were dead in
the flashlight so they had to drive back to a colmado, buy the batteries, and then drive back. While
they argued with the colmado owner about prices, Oscar thought about escaping, thought about
jumping out of the car and running down the street, screaming, but he couldn’t do it. Fear is the
mind killer, he chanted in his head, but he couldn’t force himself to act. They had guns! He stared
out into the night, hoping that maybe there would be some U.S. Marines out for a stroll, but there
was only a lone man sitting in his rocking chair out in front of his ruined house and for a moment
Oscar could have sworn the dude had no face, but then the killers got back into the car and drove.
Their flashlight newly activated, they walked him into the cane-never had he heard anything so loud
and alien, the susurration, the crackling, the flashes of motion underfoot (snake? mongoose?),
overhead even the stars, all of them gathered in vainglorious congress. And yet this world seemed
strangely familiar to him; he had the overwhelming feeling that he’d been in this very place, a long
time ago. It was worse than déjà vu, but before he could focus on it the moment slipped away,
drowned by his fear, and then the two men told him to stop and turn around. We have something to
give you, they said amiably. Which brought Oscar back to the Real. Please, he shrieked, don’t! But
instead of the muzzle-flash and the eternal dark, Grod struck him once hard in the head with the
butt of his pistol. For a second the pain broke the yoke of his fear and he found the strength to move
his legs and was about to turn and run but then they both started whaling on him with their pistols.
It’s not clear whether they intended to scare him or kill him. Maybe the capitán had ordered one
thing and they did another. Perhaps they did exactly what he asked, or perhaps Oscar just got lucky.
Can’t say. All I know is, it was the beating to end all beatings. It was the Gotterdammerung of beatdowns, a beat down so cruel and relentless that even Camden, the City of the Ultimate Beat down,
would have been proud. (Yes sir, nothing like getting smashed in the face with those patented
Pachmayr Presentation Grips.) He shrieked, but it didn’t stop the beating; he begged, and that didn’t
stop it, either; he blacked out, but that was no relief; the niggers kicked him in the nuts and perked
him right up! He tried to drag himself into the cane, but they pulled him back! It was like one of
those nightmare eight-AM. MLA panels: endless. Man, Gorilla Grod said, this kid is making me
sweat. Most of the time they took turns striking him, but sometimes they got into it together and
there were moments Oscar was sure that he was being beaten by three men, not two, that the
faceless man from in front of the colmado was joining them. Toward the end, as all life began to slip
away, Oscar found himself facing his abuela; she was sitting in her rocking chair, and when she saw
him she snarled, What did I tell you about those putas? Didn’t I tell you you were going to die?
And then finally Grod jumped down on his head with both his boots and right before it happened
Oscar could have sworn that there was a third man with them and he was standing back behind
some of the cane but before Oscar could see his face it was Good Night, Sweet Prince, and he felt
like he was falling again, falling straight for Route 18, and there was nothing he could do, nothing at
all, to stop it.
CLIVES TO THE RESCUE
The only reason he didn’t layout in that rustling endless cane for the rest of his life was because
Clives the evangelical taxista had had the guts, and the smarts, and yes, the goodness, to follow the
cops on the sly, and when they broke out he turned on his headlights and pulled up to where they’d
last been. He didn’t have a flashlight and after almost half an hour of stomping around in the dark
he was about to abandon the search until the morning. And then he heard someone singing. A nice
voice too, and Clives, who sang for his congregation, knew the difference. He headed toward the
source full speed, and then, just as he was about to part the last stalks a tremendous wind ripped
through the cane, nearly blew him off his feet, like the first slap of a hurricane, like the blast an
angel might lay down on takeoff: and then, just as quickly as it had kicked up it was gone, leaving
behind only the smell of burned cinnamon, and there just behind a couple stalks of cane lay Oscar.
Unconscious and bleeding out of both ears and looking like he was one finger tap away from dead.
Clives tried his best but he couldn’t drag Oscar back to the car alone, so he left him where he was —
Just hold on! — drove to a nearby batey, and recruited a couple of Haitian braceros to help him,
which took a while because the braceros were afraid to leave the batey lest they get whupped as
bad as Oscar by their overseers. Finally Clives prevailed and back they raced to the scene of the
crime. This is a big one, one of the braceros cracked. Mucho plátanos, another joked. Mucho mucho
phitanos, said a third, and then they heaved him into the backseat. As soon as the door shut, Clives
popped his car into gear and was off. Driving fast in the name of the Lord. The Haitians throwing
rocks at him because he had promised to give them a ride back to their camp.
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE CARIBBEAN KIND
Oscar remembers having a dream where a mongoose was chatting with him. Except the mongoose
was the Mongoose. What will it be, muchacho? it demanded. More or less?
And for a moment he almost said less. So tired, and so muchpain — Less! Less! Less! — but then
in the back of his head he remembered his family. Lola and his mother and Nena Inca. Remembered
how he used to be when he was younger and more optimistic. The lunch box next to his bed, the first
thing he saw in the morning. Planet of the Apes.
More, he croaked.
— — —, said the Mongoose, and then the wind swept him back into darkness.
DEAD OR ALIVE
Broken nose, shattered zygomatic arch, crushed seventh cranial nerve, three of his teeth snapped
off at the gum, concussion.
But he’s still alive, isn’t he? his mother demanded.
Yes, the doctors conceded.
Let us pray, La Inca said grimly. She grabbed Beli’s hands and lowered her head. If they noticed
the similarities between Past and Present they did not speak of it.
BRIEFING FOR A DESCENT INTO HELL
He was out for three days.
In that time he had the impression of having the most fantastic series of dreams, though by the
time he had his first meal, a caldo de pollo, he could not, alas, remember them. All that remained
was the image of an Aslan-like figure with golden eyes who kept trying to speak to him but Oscar
couldn’t hear a word above the blare of the merengue coming from the neighbor’s house.
Only later, during his last days, would he actually remember one of those dreams. An old man was
standing before him in a ruined bailey, holding up a book for him to read. The old man had a mask
on. It took a while for Oscar’s eyes to focus, but then he saw that the book was blank.
The book is blank. Those were the words La Inca’s servant heard him say just before he broke
through the plane of unconsciousness and into the universe of the Real.
That was the end of it. As soon as moms de León got a green light from the doctors she called the
airlines. She wasn’t no fool; had her own experience with these kinds of things. Put it in the simplest
of terms so that even in his addled condition he could understand. You, stupid worthless no-good
hijo-de-la-gran-puta, are going home.
No, he said, through demolished lips. He wasn’t fooling, either. When he first woke up and
realized that he was still alive, he asked for Ybón. I love her, he whispered, and his mother said,
Shut up, you! Just shut up!
Why are you screaming at the boy? La Inca demanded.
Because he’s an idiot.
The family doctora ruled out epidural hematoma but couldn’t guarantee that Oscar didn’t have
brain trauma. (She was a cop’s girlfriend? Tío Rudolfo whistled. I’ll vouch for the brain damage.)
Send him home right now, the doctora said, but for four days Oscar resisted any attempt to pack him
up in a plane, which says a lot about this fat kid’s fortitude; he was eating morphine by the handful
and his grill was in agony, he had an around-the-clock quadruple migraine and couldn’t see squat
out of his right eye; motherfucker’s head was so swolen he looked like John Merrick Junior and
anytime he attempted to stand, the ground whisked right out from under him. Christ in a
handbasket! he thought. So this is what it felt like to get your ass kicked. The pain just wouldn’t stop
rolling, and no matter how hard he tried he could not command it. He swore never to write another
fight scene as long as he lived. It wasn’t all bad, though; the beating granted him strange insights;
he realized, rather unhelpfully, that had he and Ybón not been serious the capitán would probably
never have fucked with him. Proof positive that he and Ybón had a relationship. Should I celebrate,
he asked the dresser, or should I cry? Other insights? One day while watching his mother tear
sheets off the beds it dawned on him that the family curse he’d heard about his whole life might
actually be true.
He rolled the word experimentally in his mouth. Fuck you.
His mother raised her fist in a fury but La Inca intercepted it, their flesh slapping. Are you mad?
La Inca said, and Oscar couldn’t tell if she was talking to his mother or to him.
As for Ybón, she didn’t answer her pager, and the few times he managed to limp to the window he
saw that her Pathfinder wasn’t there. I love you, he shouted into the street. I love you! Once he
made it to her door and buzzed before his tío realized that he was gone and dragged him back
inside. At night all Oscar did was lie in bed and suffer, imagining all sorts of horrible Sucesos-style
endings for Ybón. When his head felt like it was going to explode he tried to reach out to her with
his telepathic powers.
And on day three she came. While she sat on the edge of his bed his mother banged pots in the
kitchen and said puta loud enough for them to hear.
Forgive me if I don’t get up, Oscar whispered. I’m having slight difficulties with my cranium.
She was dressed in white, and her hair was still wet from the shower, a tumult of brownish curls.
Of course the capitán had beaten the shit out of her too, of course she had two black eyes (he’d also
put his.44 Magnum in her vagina and asked her who she really loved). And yet there was nothing
about her that Oscar wouldn’t have gladly kissed. She put her fingers on his hand and told him that
she could never be with him again. For some reason Oscar couldn’t see her face, it was a blur, she
had retreated completely into that other plane of hers. Heard only the sorrow of her breathing. Where was the girl who had noticed him checking out a flaquita the week before and said, half
joking, Only a dog likes a bone, Oscar. Where was the girl who had to try on five different outfits
before she left the house? He tried to focus his eyes but what he saw was only his love for her.
He held out the pages he’d written. I have so much to talk to you about— Me and — are getting married, she said curtly.
Ybón, he said, trying to form the words, but she was already gone.
Se acabó. His mother and his abuela and his tío delivered the ultimatum and that was that. Oscar
didn’t look at the ocean or the scenery as they drove to the airport. He was trying to decipher
something he’d written the night before, mouthing the words slowly. It’s beautiful today, Clives
remarked. He looked up with tears in his eyes. Yes, it is.
On the flight over he sat between his tío and his moms. Jesus, Oscar, Rudolfo said nervously. You
look like they put a shirt on a turd.
His sister met them at JFK and when she saw his face she cried and didn’t stop even when she got
back to my apartment. You should see Mister, she sobbed. They tried to kill him. What the fuck, Oscar, I said on the phone. I leave you alone for a couple days and you almost get
yourself slabbed? His voice sounded muffled. I kissed a girl, Yunior. I finally kissed a girl.
But, O, you almost got yourself killed.
It wasn’t completely egregious, he said. I still had a few hit points left.
But then, two days later, I saw his face and was like: Holy shit, Oscar. Holy fucking shit.
He shook his head. Bigger game afoot than my appearances.
He wrote out the word for me:fukú.
Travel light. She extended her arms to embrace her house, maybe the whole world.
He returned home. He lay in bed, he healed. His mother so infuriated she wouldn’t look at him.
He was a complete and utter wreck. Knew he loved her like he’d never loved anyone. Knew what
he should be doing making like a Lola and flying back. Fuck the capitán. Fuck Grundy and Grod.
Fuck everybody. Easy to say in the rational day but at night his balls turned to ice water and ran
down his fucking legs like piss. Dreamed again and again of the cane, the terrible cane, except now
it wasn’t him at the receiving end of the beating, but his sister, his mother, heard them shrieking,
begging for them to stop, please God stop, but instead of racing toward the voices, he ran away!
Woke up screaming. Not me. Not me.
He watched Virus for the thousandth time and for the thousandth time teared up when the
Japanese scientist finally reached Tierra del Fuego and the love of his life. He read The Lord of the
Rings for what I’m estimating the millionth time, one of his greatest loves and greatest comforts
since he’d first discovered it, back when he was nine and lost and lonely and his favorite librarian
had said, Here, try this, and with one suggestion changed his life. Got through almost the whole
trilogy, but then the line ‘and out of Far Harad black men like half-trolls’ and he had to stop, his
head and heart hurting too much.
Six weeks after the Colossal Beat down he dreamed about the cane again. But instead of bolting
when the cries began, when the bones started breaking, he summoned all the courage he ever had,
would ever have, and forced himself to do the one thing he did not want to do, that he could not
bear to do.
This happened in January. Me and Lola were living up in the Heights, separate apartments — this
was before the whitekids started their invasion, when you could walk the entire length of Upper
Manhattan and see not a single yoga mat. Me and Lola weren’t doing that great. Plenty I could tell
you, but that’s neither here nor there. All you need to know is that if we talked once a week we were
lucky, even though we were nominally boyfriend and girlfriend. All my fault, of course. Couldn’t keep
my rabo in my pants, even though she was the most beautiful fucking girl in the world.
Anyway, I was home that week, no call from the temp agency, when Oscar buzzed me from the
street. Hadn’t seen his ass in weeks, since the first days of his return. Jesus, Oscar, I said. Come up,
come up. I waited for him in the hall and when he stepped out of the elevator I put the mitts on him.
How are you, bro? I’m copacetic, he said. We sat down and I broke up a dutch while he filled me in.
I’m going back to Don Bosco soon. Word? I said. Word, he said. His face was still fucked up, the left side a little droopy.
You wanna smoke?
I might partake. Just a little, though. I would not want to cloud my faculties.
That last day on our couch he looked like a man at peace with himself. A little distracted but at
peace. I would tell Lola that night that it was because he’d finally decided to live, but the truth
would turn out to be a little more complicated. You should have seen him. He was so thin, had lost
all the weight and was still, still.
What had he been doing? Writing, of course, and reading. Also getting ready to move from
Paterson. Wanting to put the past behind him, start a new life. Was trying to decide what he would
take with him. Was allowing himself only ten of his books, the core of his canon (his words), was
trying to pare it all down to what was necessary. Only what I can carry. It seemed like another odd
Oscar thing, until later we would realize it wasn’t.
And then after an inhale he said: Please forgive me, Yunior, but I’m here with an ulterior motive. I
wish to know if you could do me a favor.
Anything, bro. Just ask it.
He needed money for his security deposit, had a line on an apartment in Brooklyn. I should have
thought about it — Oscar never asked anybody for money — but I didn’t, fell over myself to give it to
him. My guilty conscience.
We smoked the dutch and talked about the problems me and Lola were having. You should never
have had carnal relations with that Paraguayan girl, he pointed out. I know, I said, I know.
She loves you.
I know that.
Why do you cheat on her, then?
If I knew that, it wouldn’t be a problem.
Maybe you should try to find out.
He stood up.
You ain’t going to wait for Lola?
I must be away to Paterson. I have a date.
You’re shitting me?
He shook his head, the tricky fuck.
I asked: Is she beautiful?
He smiled. She is.
On Saturday he was gone.
The Final Voyage
The last time he flew to Santo Domingo he’d been startled when the applause broke out, but this
time he was prepared, and when the plane landed he clapped until his hands stung.
As soon as he hit the airport exit he called Clives and homeboy picked him up an hour later, found
him surrounded by taxistas who were trying to pull him into their cabs. Cristiano, Clives said, what
are you doing here?
It’s the Ancient Powers, Oscar said grimly. They won’t leave me alone.
They parked in front of her house and waited almost seven hours before she returned. Clives tried
to talk him out of it but he wouldn’t listen. Then she pulled up in the Pathfinder. She looked thinner.
His heart seized like a bad leg and for a moment he thought about letting the whole thing go, about
returning to Bosco and getting on with his miserable life, but then she stooped over, as if the whole
world was watching, and that settled it. He winched down the window. Ybón, he said. She stopped,
shaded her eyes, and then recognized him. She said his name too. Oscar. He popped the door and
walked over to where she was standing and embraced her.
Her first words? Mi amor, you have to leave right now.
In the middle of the street he told her how it was. He told her that he was in love with her and that
he’d been hurt but now he was all right and if he could just have a week alone with her, one short
week, then everything would be fine in him and he would be able to face what he had to face and
she said I don’t understand and so he said it again, that he loved her more than the Universe and it
wasn’t something that he could shake so please come away with me for a little while, lend me your
strength and then it would be over if she wanted.
Maybe she did love him a little bit. Maybe in her heart of hearts she left the gym bag on the
concrete and got in the taxi with him. But she’d known men like the capitán all her life, had been
forced to work in Europe one year straight by niggers like that before she could start earning her
own money. Knew also that in the DR they called a cop-divorce a bullet. The gym bag was not left on
I’m going to call him, Oscar, she said, misting up a little. So please go before he gets here.
I’m not going anywhere, he said.
Go, she said.
No, he answered.
He let himself into his abuela’s house (he still had the key). The capitán showed up an hour later,
honked his horn a long time, but Oscar didn’t bother to go out. He had gotten out all of La Inca’s
photographs, was going through each and every one. When La Inca returned from the bakery she
found him scribbling at the kitchen table.
Yes, Abuela, he said, not looking up. It’s me.
It’s hard to explain, he wrote his sister later. I bet it was.
CURSE OF THE CARIBBEAN
For twenty-seven days he did two things: he researched — wrote and he chased her. Sat in front of
her house, called her on her beeper, went to the World Famous Riverside, where she worked, walked
to the supermarket whenever he saw her truck pull out, just in case she was on her way there. Nine
times out of ten she was not. The neighbors, when they saw him on the curb, shook their heads and
said, Look at that loco.
At first it was pure terror for her. She didn’t want nothing to do with him; she wouldn’t speak to
him, wouldn’t acknowledge him, and the first time she saw him at the club she was so frightened
her legs buckled under her. He knew he was scaring her shitless, but he couldn’t help it. By day ten,
though, even terror was too much effort and when he followed her down an aisle or smiled at her at
work she would hiss, Please go home, Oscar.
She was miserable when she saw him, and miserable, she would tell him later, when she didn’t,
convinced that he’d gotten killed. He slipped long passionate letters under her gate, written in
English, and the only response he got was when the capitán and his friends called and threatened to
chop him to pieces. After each threat he recorded the time and then phoned the embassy and told
them that Officer had threatened to kill him, could you please help?
He had hope, because if she really wanted him gone she could have lured him out in the open and
let the capitán destroy him. Because if she wanted to she could have had him banned from the
Riverside. But she didn’t.
Boy, you can dance good, he wrote in a letter. In another he laid out the plans he had to marry her
and take her back to the States.
She started scribbling back notes and passed them to him at the club, or had them mailed to his
house. Please, Oscar, I haven’t slept in a week. I don’t want you to end up hurt or dead. Go home.
But beautiful girl, above all beautiful girls, he wrote back. This is my home.
Your real home, mi amor.
A person can’t have two?
Night nineteen, Ybón rang at the gate, and he put down his pen, knew it was her. She leaned over
and unlocked the truck door and when he got in he tried to kiss her but she said, Please, stop it.
They drove out toward La Romana, where the capitán didn’t have friends supposedly. Nothing new
was discussed but he said, I like your new haircut, and she started laughing and crying and said,
Really? You don’t think it makes me look cheap?
You and cheap do not compute, Ybón.
What could we do? Lola flew down to see him, begged him to come home, told him that he was
only going to get Ybón and himself killed; he listened and then said quietly that she didn’t
understand what was at stake. I understand perfectly, she yelled. No, he said sadly, you don’t. His
abuela tried to exert her power, tried to use the Voice, but he was no longer the boy she’d known.
Something had changed about him. He had gotten some power of his own.
Two weeks into his Final Voyage his mother arrived, and she came loaded for bear. You’re coming
home, right now. He shook his head. I can’t, Mami. She grabbed him and tried to pull, but he was
like Unus the Untouchable. Mami, he said softly. You’ll hurt yourself.
And you’ll kill yourself.
That’s not what I’m trying to do.
Did I fly down? Of course I did. With Lola. Nothing brings a couple together quite like catastrophe.
Et tu, Yunior? he said when he saw me.
THE LAST DAYS OF OSCAR WAO
How incredibly short are twenty-seven days! One evening the capitán and his friends stalked into
the Riverside and Oscar stared at the man for a good ten seconds and then, whole body shaking, he
left. Didn’t bother to call Clives, jumped in the first taxi he could find. Once in the parking lot of the
Riverside he tried again to kiss her and she turned away with her head, not her body. Please don’t.
He’ll kill us.
Twenty-seven days. Wrote on each and every one of them, wrote almost three hundred pages if his
letters are to be believed. Almost had it too, he said to me one night on the phone, one of the few
calls he made to us. What? I wanted to know. What?
You’ll see, was all he would say.
And then the expected happened. One night he and Clives were driving back from the World
Famous Riverside and they had to stop at a light and that was where two men got into the cab with
them. It was, of course, Gorilla Grod and Solomon Grundy. Good to see you again, Grod said, and
then they beat him as best they could, given the limited space inside the cab.
This time Oscar didn’t cry when they drove him back to the cane-fields. Zafra would be here soon,
and the cane had grown well and thick and in places you could hear the stalks clackclack-clacking
against each other like triffids and you could hear krïyol voices lost in the night. The smell of the
ripening cane was unforgettable, and there was a moon, a beautiful full moon, and Clives begged
the men to spare Oscar, but they laughed. You should be worrying, Grod said, about yourself. Oscar
laughed a little too through his broken mouth. Don’t worry, Clives, he said. They’re too late. Grod
disagreed. Actually I would say we’re just in time. They drove past a bus stop and for a second Oscar
imagined he saw his whole family getting on a guagua, even his poor dead abuelo and his poor dead
abuela, and who is driving the bus but the Mongoose, and who is the cobrador but the Man Without
a Face, but it was nothing but a final fantasy, gone as soon as he blinked, and when the car stopped,
Oscar sent telepathic messages to his mom (I love you, señora), to his tío (Quit, do, and live), to Lola
(I’m so sorry it happened; I will always love you), to all the women he had ever loved — Olga, Maritza, Ana, Jenni, Karen, and all the other ones whose names he’d never known — and of course
≡ ‘No matter how far you travel…to whatever reaches of this limitless universe…you will never be…ALONE!’ (The Watcher, Fantastic Four #13 May 1963.)
They walked him into the cane and then turned him around. He tried to stand bravely. (Clives they
left tied up in the cab and while they had their backs turned he slipped into the cane, and he would
be the one who would deliver Oscar to the family.) They looked at Oscar and he looked at them and
then he started to speak. The words coming out like they belonged to someone else, his Spanish
good for once. He told them that what they were doing was wrong, that they were going to take a
great love out of the world. Love was a rare thing, easily confused with a million other things, and if
anybody knew this to be true it was him. He told them about Ybón and the way he loved her and
how much they had risked and that they’d started to dream the same dreams and say the same
words. He told them that it was only because of her love that he’d been able to do the thing that he
had done, the thing they could no longer stop, told them if they killed him they would probably feel
nothing and their children would probably feel nothing either, not until they were old and weak or
about to be struck by a car and then they would sense him waiting for them on the other side and
over there he wouldn’t be no fatboy or dork or kid no girl had ever loved; over there he’d be a hero,
an avenger. Because anything you can dream (he put his hand up) you can be.
They waited respectfully for him to finish and then they said, their faces slowly disappearing in the
gloom, Listen, we’ll let you go if you tell us what fuego means in English.
Fire, he blurted out, unable to help himself:
The End of the Story
That’s pretty much it.
We flew down to claim the body. We arranged the funeral. No one there but us, not even AI and
Miggs. Lola crying and crying. A year later their mother’s cancer returned and this time it dug in
and stayed. I visited her in the hospital with Lola. Six times in all. She would live for another ten
months, but by then she’d more or less given up.
I did all I could.
You did enough, Mami, Lola said, but she refused to hear it. Turned her ruined back to us.
I did all I could and it still wasn’t enough.
They buried her next to her son, and Lola read a poem she had written, and that was it. Ashes to
ashes, dust to dust.
Four times the family hired lawyers but no charges were ever filed. The embassy didn’t help and
neither did the government. Ybón, I hear, is still living in Mirador Norte, still dancing at the
Riverside but La Inca sold the house a year later, moved back to Baní.
Lola swore she would never return to that terrible country. On one of our last nights as novios she
said, Ten million Trujillos is all we are.
AS FOR US
I wish I could say it worked out, that Oscar’s death brought us together. I was just too much the
mess, and after half a year of taking care of her mother Lola had what a lot of females call their
Saturn Return. One day she called, asked me where I’d been the night before, and when I didn’t
have a good excuse, she said, Good-bye, Yunior, please take good care of yourself: and for about a
year I scromfed strange girls and alternated between Fuck Lola and these incredibly narcissitic
hopes of reconciliation that I did nothing to achieve. And then in August, after I got back from a trip
to Santo Domingo, I heard from my mother that Lola had met someone in Miami, which was where
she had moved, that she was pregnant and was getting married.
I called her. What the fuck, Lola—
But she hung up.
ON A SUPER FINAL NOTE
Years and years now and I still think about him. The incredible Oscar Wao. I have dreams where
he sits on the edge of my bed. We’re back at Rutgers, in Demarest, which is where we’ll always be, it
seems. In this particular dream he’s never thin like at the end, always huge. He wants to talk to me,
is anxious to jaw, but most of the time I can never say a word and neither can he. So we just sit there
About five years after he died I started having another kind of dream. About him or someone who
looks like him. We’re in some kind of ruined bailey that’s filled to the rim with old dusty books. He’s
standing in one of the passages, all mysterious-like, wearing a wrathful mask that hides his face but
behind the eyeholes I see a familiar pair of close-set eyes. Dude is holding up a book, waving for me
to take a closer look, and I recognize this scene from one of his crazy movies. I want to run from
him, and for a long time that’s what I do. It takes me a while before I notice that Oscar’s hands are
seamless and the book’s pages are blank.
And that behind his mask his eyes are smiling.
Sometimes, though, I look up at him and he has no face and I wake up screaming.
Took ten years to the day, went through more lousy shit than you could imagine, was lost for a
good long while — no Lola, no me, no nothing — until finally I woke up next to somebody I didn’t
give two shits about, my upper lip covered in coke — snot and coke — blood and I said, OK, Wao,
OK. You win.
AS FOR ME
These days I live in Perth Amboy, New Jersey, teach composition and creative writing at Middlesex
Community College, and even own a house at the top of Elm Street, not far from the steel mill. Not
one of the big ones that the bodega owners buy with their earnings, but not too shabby, either. Most
of my colleagues think Perth Amboy is a dump, but I beg to differ.
It’s not exactly what I dreamed about when I was a kid, the teaching, the living in New Jersey, but
I make it work as best as I can. I have a wife I adore and who adores me, a negrita from Salcedo
whom I do not deserve, and sometimes we even make vague noises about having children. Every
now and then I’m OK with the possibility. I don’t run around after girls anymore. Not much, anyway. When I’m not teaching or coaching baseball or going to the gym or hanging out with the wifey I’m at
home, writing. These days I write a lot. From can’t see in the morning to can’t see at night. Learned
that from Oscar. I’m a new man, you see, a new man, a new man.
AS FOR US
Believe it or not, we still see each other. She, Cuban Ruben, and their daughter moved back to
Paterson a couple of years back, sold the old house, bought a new one, travel everywhere together
(at least that’s what my mother tells me — Lola, being Lola, still visits her). Every now and then
when the stars are aligned I run into her, at rallies, at bookstores we used to chill at, on the streets
of NYC. Sometimes Cuban Ruben is with her, sometimes not. Her daughter, though, is always there.
Eyes of Oscar. Hair of Hypatia. Her gaze watches everything. A little reader too, if Lola is to be
believed. Say hi to Yunior, Lola commands. He was your tío’s best friend.
Hi, tío, she says reluctantly.
Tío’s friend, she corrects.
Hi, tío’s friend.
Lola’s hair is long now and never straightened; she’s heavier and less guileless, but she’s still the
ciguapa of my dreams. Always happy to see me, no bad feelings, entiendes. None at all.
Yunior, how are you?
I’m fine. How are you?
Before all hope died I used to have this stupid dream that shit could be saved, that we would be in
bed together like the old times, with the fan on, the smoke from our weed drifting above us, and I’d
finally try to say words that could have saved us.
But before I can shape the vowels I wake up. My face is wet, and that’s how you know it’s never
going to come true.
It ain’t too bad, though. During our run-ins we smile, we laugh, we take turns saying her
daughter’s name. I never ask if her daughter has started to dream. I never mention our past. All we
ever talk about is Oscar.
It’s almost done. Almost over. Only some final things to show you before your Watcher fulfills his
cosmic duty and retires at last to the Blue Area of the Moon, not to be heard again until the Last
Behold the girl: the beautiful muchachita: Lola’s daughter. Dark and blindingly fast: in her greatgrandmother La Inca’s words: una jurona. Could have been my daughter if I’d been smart, if I’d
been. Makes her no less precious. She climbs trees, she rubs her butt against doorjambs, she
practices malapalabras when she thinks nobody is listening. Speaks Spanish and English.
Neither Captain Marvel nor Billy Batson, but the lightning.
A happy kid, as far as these things go. Happy!
But on a string around her neck: three azabaches: the one that Oscar wore as a baby, the one that
Lola wore as a baby, and the one that Beli was given by La Inca upon reaching Sanctuary. Powerful
elder magic. Three barrier shields against the Eye. Backed by a six-mile plinth of prayer. (Lola’s not
stupid; she made both my mother and La Inca the girl’s madrinas.) Powerful wards indeed.
One day, though, the Circle will fail.
As Circles always do.
And for the first time she will hear the word Fukú.
And she will have a dream of the No Face Man.
Not now, but soon.
If she’s her family’s daughter — as I suspect she is — one day she will stop being afraid and she
will come looking for answers. Not now, but soon. One day when I’m least expecting, there will be a
knock at my door.
Soy Isis. Hija de Dolores de León.
Holy shit! Come in, chica! Come in!
(I’ll notice that she still wears her azabaches, that she has her mother’s legs, her uncle’s eyes.)
I’ll pour her a drink, and the wife will fry up her special pastelitos; I’ll ask her about her mother as
lightly as I can, and I’ll bring out the pictures of the three of us from back in the day, and when it
starts getting late I’ll take her down to my basement and open the four refrigerators where I store
her brother’s books, his games, his manuscript, his comic books, his papers — refrigerators the best
proof against fire, against earthquake, against almost anything.
A light, a desk, a cot — I’ve prepared it all.
How many nights will she stay with us?
As many as it takes.
And maybe, just maybe, if she’s as smart and as brave as I’m expecting she’ll be, she’ll take all
we’ve done and all we’ve learned and add her own insights and she’ll put an end to it. That is what,
on my best days, I hope. What I dream.
And yet there are other days, when I’m downtrodden or morose, when I find myself at my desk
late at night, unable to sleep, flipping through (of all things) Oscar’s dog-eared copy of Watchmen.
One of the few things that he took with him on the Final Voyage that we recovered. The original
trade. I flip through the book, one of his top three, without question, to the last horrifying chapter:
‘A Stronger Loving World’. To the only panel he’s circled. Oscar — who never defaced a book in his
life — circled one panel three times in the same emphatic pen he used to write his last letters home.
The panel where Adrian Veidt and Dr. Manhattan are having their last convo. After the mutant brain
has destroyed New York City; after Dr. Manhattan has murdered Rorschach; after Veidt’s plan has
succeeded in ‘saving the world’.
Veidt says: ‘I did the right thing, didn’t I? It all worked out in the end’. And Manhattan, before
fading from our Universe, replies: ‘In the end? Nothing ends, Adrian. Nothing ever ends’.
THE FINAL LETTER
He managed to send mail home before the end. A couple of cards with some breezy platitudes on
them. Wrote me one, called me Count Fenris. Recommended the beaches of Azua if I hadn’t already
visited them. Wrote Lola too; called her My Dear Bene Gesserit Witch.
And then, almost eight months after he died, a package arrived at the house in Paterson. Talk
about Dominican Express. Two manuscripts enclosed. One was more chapters of his never-to-becompleted opus, a four-book E. E. ‘Doc’ Smith-esque space opera called Starscourge, and the other
was a long letter to Lola, the last thing he wrote, apparently, before he was killed. In that letter he
talked about his investigations and the new book he was writing, a book that he was sending under
another cover. Told her to watch out for a second package. This contains everything I’ve written on
this journey. Everything I think you will need. You’ll understand when you read my conclusions. (It’s
the cure to what ails us, he scribbled in the margins. The Cosmo DNA.)
Only problem was, the fucking thing never arrived! Either got lost in the mail or he was slain
before he put it in the mail, or whoever he trusted to deliver it forgot.
Anyway, the package that did arrive had some amazing news. Turns out that toward the end of
those twenty-seven days the palomo did get Ybón away from La Capital. For one whole weekend
they hid out on some beach in Barahona while the capitán was away on ‘business,’ and guess what?
Ybón actually kissed him. Guess what else? Ybón actually fucked him. Praise be to Jesus! He
reported that he’d liked it, and that Ybón’s you-know-what hadn’t tasted the way he had expected.
She tastes like Heineken, he observed. He wrote that every night Ybón had nightmares that the
capitán had found them; once she’d woken up and said in the voice of true fear, Oscar, he’s here,
really believing he was, and Oscar woke up and threw himself at the capitán, but it turned out only
to be a turtleshell the hotel had hung on the wall for decoration. Almost busted my nose! He wrote
that Ybón had little hairs coming up to almost her bellybutton and that she crossed her eyes when
he entered her but what really got him was not the bam-barn-bam of sex — it was the little
intimacies that he’d never in his whole life anticipated, like combing her hair or getting her
underwear off a line or watching her walk naked to the bathroom or the way she would suddenly sit
on his lap and put her face into his neck. The intimacies like listening to her tell him about being a
little girl and him telling her that he’d been a virgin all his life. He wrote that he couldn’t believe
he’d had to wait for this so goddamn long. (Ybón was the one who suggested calling the wait
something else. Yeah, like what? Maybe, she said, you could call it life.) He wrote: So this is what
everybody’s always talking about! Diablo! If only I’d known. The beauty! The beauty!
I’d like to give thanks to : the pueblo dominicano. And to Those Who Watch Over Us. Mi querido
abuelo Osterman Sanchez. Mi madre, Virtudes Diaz, and mis tías Irma and Mercedes. Mr. and Mrs.
EI Hamaway (who bought me my first dictionary and signed me up for the Science Fiction Book
Club). Santo Domingo, Villa Juana, Azua, Parlin, Old Bridge, Perth Amboy, Ithaca, Syracuse,
Brooklyn, Hunts Point, Harlem, el Distrito Federal de Mexico, Washington Heights, Shimokitazawa,
Boston, Cambridge, Roxbury. Every teacher who gave me kindness, every librarian who gave me
books. My students. Anita Desai (who helped land me the MIT gig: I never thanked you enough,
Anita); Julie Grau (whose faith and perseverance brought forth this book); and Nicole Aragi (who in
eleven years never once gave up on me, even when I did).
The John Simon Guggenheim Memorial Foundation, the Lila Wallace-Reader’s Digest Fund, the
Radcliffe Institute for Advanced Study at Harvard University.
Jaime Manrique (for being the first writer to take me serious), David Mura (the jedi master who
showed me the way), Francisco Goldman, the Infamous Frankie G (for bringing me to Mexico and
being there when it started), Edwidge Danticat, (for being mi querida hermana).
Deb Chasman, Eric Gansworth, Juleyka Lantigua, Dr. Janet Lindgren, Ana María Menendez,
Sandra Shagat, and Leonie Zapata (for reading it).
Alejandra Frausto, Xanita, Alicia Gonzalez (for Mexico).
Oliver Bidel, Harold del Pino, Victor Diaz, Victoria Lola, Chris ABaní, Juana Barrios, Tony Capellan,
Coco Fusco, Silvio Torres-Saillant, Michele Oshima, Soledad Vera, Fabiana Wallis, Ellis Cose, Lee
LlamBelis, Elisa Cose, Patricia Engel (for Miami), Shreerekha Pillai (for spinning dark girls
beautiful), Lily Oei (for kicking ass), Sean McDonald (for finishing it).
Manny Perez, Alfredo de Villa, Alexis Pella, Farhad Ashgar, Ani Ashgar, Marisol Alcantara, Andrea
Greene, Andrew Simpson, Diem Jones, Denise Bell, Francisco Espinosa, Chad Milner, Tony Davis,
and AnYbóny (for building me shelter).
MIT. Riverhead Books. The New Yorker. All the schools and institutions that supported me.
The Family: Dana, Maritza, Clifton, and Daniel.
The Hernandez Clan: Rada, Soleil, Debbie, and Reebee.
The Moyer Clan: Peter and Gricel. And Manuel del Villa (Rest in Peace, Son of the Bronx, Son of
Brookline, True Hero).
The Benzan Clan: Milagros, Jason, Javier, Tanya, and the twins Mateo y India.
The Sanchez Clan: Ana (for always being there for Eli) and Michael and Kiara (for having her
The Pilla Clan: Nivia Pifia y mi ahijado Sebastian Pifia. And for Merengue.
The Ohno Clan: Doctor Tsuneya Ohno, Mrs. Makiko Ohno, Shinya Ohno, and of course Peichen.
Amelia Burns (Brookline and Vineyard Haven), Nefertiti Jaquez (Providence), Fabiano Maisonnave
(Campo Grande and Sao Paulo), and Homero del Pino (who first brought me to Paterson).
The Rodriguez Clan: Luis, Sandra, and my goddaughters Camila and Dalia (I love you both).
The Batista Clan: Pedro, Cesarina, Junior, Elijah y mi ahijada Alondra.
The Bernard-de León Clan: Dona Rosa (mi otra madre), Celines de León (true friend), Rosemary,
Kelvin and Kayla, Marvin, Rafael (a.k.a. Rafy), Ariel, and my boy Ramon.
Bertrand Wang, Michiyuki Ohno, Shuya Ohno, Brian O’Halloran, Hisham El Hamaway, for being
my brothers at the beginning.
Dennis Benzan, Benny Benzan, Peter Moyer, Hector Pina: for being my brothers at the end.
And Elizabeth de León: for leading me out of great darkness, and giving me the gift of light.
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